So a few weeks/months ago I told you fags about how I had a crush

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>>735369690
>only one cousin left... The problem is this one is retarded (no down syndrome but some disease idk the name)
>my aunt asks me if I want something to eat and I say yes so we sit on the table, while my retard cousin was sent to shower
>its a big table but she sits right infront of me leaning forward making her huge boobs loook fucking amazing
>OMFGGG
>can barely keep my pupils at eye level
>she starts asking me family stuff like about my mom or sister and what they are up to
>I get lost a little because I love her fucking voice (most say its annoying cuz its kind of high pitched but I love it)
I actually had a fucking plan layed out for when I were alone with her and had it written on my phone so I pulled it out to read the noted (was too fucking nervous to remember it)
>interrupt her
>"hey aunt"

sorry typing this as I go

Go ahead and continue before this sages

Yeah dont sage faggot

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>>735369843
this my sound cringe but that was the best plan I came up with...
>Hey aunt
>"what happens anon"
>Does Ethan(name for the cousin that invited me) is still dating the girl you complained to me about? Or does he has a new gf
>"no, he is dating a new girl now"
>Oh, ok thats nice
>"what about you, are you dating someone now?"
>No I am not dating anybody or going out with no one
>"aww why not? You are good looking"
>idk I guess I jsut have bad luck or girls dont like me haha
>"Dont worry you will find one"
>Yeah I guess, I just wish I could date someone half as beautiful as you are
>she just smiled and kind of blushed a little
>I just stayed looking at her right in the eyes
>then just told her "Really, I think you are so beautiful, I hope I can do what my uncle did and get someone like you"
>"why are you saying all this"?
>confessed to her I was the one who made the fake fb accounts and love messages all along
>she got up started kissing me
>I couldnt believe my luckkk
honestly was so fucking excited I almost came
>I wanted to do all the things I always thought of doing to her but I got paralyzed and couldnt do anything but hold her waist
>she got on top of me (I was still in the chiar) and sat on my lap
>my dick was almost breaking through my pants

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>>735370501
>finally came back to my senses and started kissing her neck
>kissing her boobs
>she was breathing harder and kind of jumping a little but still clothed
>ran my hands through her ass
>I started kissing her boobs and fuck they were softer than I could have imagined, I didnt want to move my mouth even to breath
>"aunt lets go upstairs?"
>she grabbed my hand and led me to her room, but before entering she knocked on my cousins bathroom
>"how long will it take you to finish sweetie?"
>Like 5 mins mum
>"you have 5 mins do to anything you want"
>I had never been as hard as I was when I heard her say that...
>she closed her door and laid on bed
>I got on top of her and sucked her tits on what felt like an eternity, but must have been like 2 mins because she then pushed me away
>"I think there is still time anon"
>she then got on her knees and gave me THE BEST blowjob I have ever had, I came almost instantly, her tongue and her lips made me shiver, she didnt even go hard, just slow and softly, fuck just thinking about it makes me want to jerk off
>I wanted to fuck her but she said that my cousin was getting out already and my uncle could come back
>she gave me a very long kiss and closed the door
>got to my cousins room and sent her "i love you through fb"
lol

>she replied "you will love me more tomorrow"

CONTINUE REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>735371039
>got so fucking excited I couldnt sleep
>next day my uncle had a meeting or some shit and she sent my two cousins who were in the house (younger and retard) to visit her mom (she has alzheimer and lives in an asylum) and told my uncle to pick them up on the way back so she had an "alarm" she told my uncle to call her when he picked them up
>I got so fucking nervous and thought this was a prank or a dream
>we were finally alone
>begged her to give me some tequila to ease the nerves but she refused saying I wouldnt want to forget one bit
>got into her room and as soon as I closed the door with her behind me, I turned around and she was undressing in the fucking sexiest way I have seen a girl take off her clothes
>I stood like an idiot almost drooling
>"Do you like it anon?"
>I just bited my lip
>she got on her knees and gave me an amaaaazing blowjob again but told me to tell her before I came
>"I am going to cum!"
>she stopped and pushed me into the bed and got on top of me reaaally slowly, I could feel every inch of her vagina around my dick
>"Not yet anon"
>she waited a few secs and then started to move in circles with my dick inside her, I have no words for how good it felt... She did this for a while and asked me if I had came inside a girl before
>"No, well once but with condom"
>she wrapped her legs around me and made me fuck her until I came, which honestly was super fucking fast
>isthisreallife?

>>735371039
More.... Im fapping right here

Damn kiddo

Eh I don't know doesn't sound very believeable to me lol. I saw that post about you freaking out last time thoughh

Popped a boner, good luck Anon

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>>735371472
>she looked at her phone real quick and said we still had 1 HOUR!
>fuuuuuuck
>I had dream about this since I was fucking 12
>2 days ago I would have signed to get my dick cut off to have her give me a blow job, now I was having her for an hour all for myself
>I sucked her tits for like 5 mins while I was getting my dick ready again, but really I could have spent the whole hour on her tits,I LOVE THEM
>"I can see you are ready"
>she started stroking my dick but super slow and spitting on it, licking it, everything...
>she then sucked me off again and got on top of me, she jumped like crazy (she is heavy but not fat) I thought the bed was going to break
>scratched her ass and got my fingernails as deep in her ass skin as I could
>after a few mins riding me, I came and was hoping to get another go but she said she had to clean herself and hide the marks now...
>FUUUCK
>told her ok and went to shower for like 15 min
>I go out naked but hear my uncle talking when I open the door
>pls no
>I get dressed and all my cousins are here now
>my cousin comes home and says he no longer has nightshift
>realise its over...
>uncle says tortillas are missing for dinner and my aunt says she will go get them and asks me for help
>I go with her and while in the car we kissed all the way there and I grabbed her thights all the trip, felt awesome, felt like a couple... Asked her if she liked it as much as me
>"I am sure you could tell anon"
>told her I wanted to do it again
>"I dont think we will have another afternoon alone, besides you are going home on monday"
>Tell her I want to date her for real and not just sex
>she just kissed me and said she would think about it

pic realted, she and my hopefully soon to be cousin-son hybrid

I want to go out with her in public so bad

>>735371812
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yeah, the sticker spamm worked, she didnt even reply tho

More pics of her?

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>>735372189
sure

>>735369690
Background info? Do you have pictures of her more unclothed?

>>735372490
Yeah, like bikini or so!

>>735372490
Obviously not, she is still married, I didnt even ask her to let me picture her unclothed, this happened yesterday (friday) and thursday

>>735372531
she neeeever wears bikini, which sucks because her tits would look fucking awesome, the most is just showing cleavage

>>735372651
Any other pics then? With you perhaps? What's her name, where's she from?

>>735372728
you want her fb? nothing I would like more than you msg my uncle about this lol

Guys be honest, is this worth to read?

>>735372651
Can't you ask her for sexy pics? Proof of your I love you by Facebook? >>735372786
Yeah, why not?

>>735372832
Not sure if true, but its a good read.

>>735372832
Yes, it is

>>735372786
Yeah,what's her fb?

>>735372832
>>735372876
if she divorces her husband and by some miracle agrees to date me even if my cousins hate me, and breaks the relationship between my dad and his brother and potentially whole family I will upload nudes when I am with her

>>735371039
Screenshot of this message? got to my cousins room and sent her "i love you through fb"
lol

>she replied "you will love me more tomorrow"

>>735372948
No need for divorce. Side-play her. Plan it good and none will know about the affair, no matter if it goes on for years man. And yes, nudes!

>>735372786
Yes op, deliver!

>>735369690
I'm fapping, more pics and info!

>>735372488
Moar!!!

>>735373029
Yeah OP, proof!

>>735369690
>>735369843
>>735370501
>>735371039
>>735371472
>>735372054

cringe

Bump, wanna see more

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>>735373075
yeah I know we could fuck when we see eachother... Which is like every other monthbut honestly I wouldnt even care if my family doesnt talk to me again, I just want so bad to date her and let everyone know she is mine... But yeah is far fetched so I will just wait to see how it goes

>>735373581
So, are you gonna give her fb? Or was that bshit

>>735373581
Slow responses, no proofs...

>>735373581
I want to believe this. Post s pic of yourself so we know you're not a fat neckbeard

>>735373581
No surprise your Mexican aunt would fuck you. Happens a lot on those families.

>>735373581
Where are the other pics, I see bae **, where are the others?

only retards would believe this is real

Anon show some proof. A tit pic fb messages something. Shit just block out the fb if u don't want it out

>>735374236
I had a carpet filled with her pics but I deleted some when my cousin came over and hid my favs, she has a lot of pics on social media so it took me like 1 hour to go through all of them to find my favs, couldnt just like them since they were like 4 years old som

>>735374299
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>735369690
Your aunt is a disgusting pig.

>>735374541
God damn that's fucking clever dude. How do you come up with such original thoughts?

>>735374541
I know this is just a retarded copy pasta, but can someone explain it to me? Is it just some scum of the earth level advertising or am I missing a fresh meme?

>>735374780
pretty sure they charge for shipping and I think you can imagine that you'll never actually receive anything.

>>735374328
This, show us the message you sent after the first encounter. Just block out names if you have to.

Can you get nudes op?

>>735374346
So... You don't have anything? And you don't give answers...

OP isn't going to deliver proof, he doesn't respond on the questions..., I call this fake..

Op is the king

>>735375655
As if anything on this thread has ever been real

>>735369690
Don't catch feelings.
Be all business with her.
Get tits and give her cum shots.

Everyone is happy.

Unless you get nudes I'm calling this fake.

>>735374541
Shit watches from a shit vendor

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>>735373581
>willing to give away your family for a simple clown whore

I missed the previous thread...what kind of stuff were you writing to your aunt on FB?

>>735376170
At least the fb conversation

>>735377514
He was supposedly drunk 1 night and messaged his aunt telling her that he loved her but did it with a fake account and told her he couldn't say who he really was.Told her that he would be a good father to her kids... yknow some real beta shit.anyways his cousin told him that his aunt and her husband (who he doesn't like and thinks he is too bald/fat for her) got into a fight and might get divorced. this is all like a year or 2 after the message. So OP is thinking he can try and rebound her and messages her on facebook AGAIN but with his real account tellin her it was him that sent the old one... turns out fight wasn't that bad and now OP shits himself because of the new msg he sent. makes a thread asking how to make sure she doesnt see it. everyone comes to the conclusion that he should just spam 1000 stickers so she doesn't bother scrolling up and it works.

>>735378423
absolutely amazing...Anons actually giving good advise?