pregnant and horny and want to hear incest stories. why is there

>>735362372
holyshit bump

>>735362372
how pregnant

>>735362619
4 months but irrelevant tell me incest stories u fag

>>735362648
die clown

>>735362694
NO U

>>735362372
Show me your butthole with that timestamp and I'll tell you a couple stories about me and my younger sister.

Op Kik me Nocashkilla ill be your little brother and show you pics of me and my sis.

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>>735362372

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>>735362811

b never delivers go kill yourselves

>>735362938
uh no, pedo. fuck off.

>>735362811
ty liked this one

>>735362372
>camping in tent with family
>adults had tent so they could drink and me and my cousins got put in our own tent
>me 13, cousin 12 got our own zip room thing
>she got changed into pjs with no underwear so I saw her naked, so I got a boner
>she notices it & goes red, i go red, find it hard to look at her
>she comes up to me and pulls it out, starts going to town with her mouth
>to this day i've never had a softer more sensual blowjob in my life.

I'm horny too now, show me your pregnant butthole

>>735362372

need more of your pregnant body as proof. Will post some saved greentext

>>735362372
>be 15m
>staying at sister in laws house
>she is much older (30Ish)
>has daughter 16
>puts me up in nieces (in-law) room
con't?

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>>735362839
Thank you anon i was looking for that webm to finish my set, here have two very attractive chicks

>>735363109
wait for op to deliver some

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>>735363114
Meh.

I think everyone's waiting for ops butthole.

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>>735363149
Are the anon that help me finish set if you want something better just ask man

not going to post my butthole so give up on that one u guys r fags for being more interested in a girls butthole than her vagina

>>735363135
agreed, will need to see belly/sharpie pooper

reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep

>>735363254
Gtfo.

what are you pregnant with?

>>735363254
You want incest, all we want is your butthole. I think you're the one asking for a lot here.

>>735363254
sho vagoo than fagg

>>735363310
i think it's a pterodactyl I'm not sure but it definitely had claws on the sonogram

>>735363109
id definitely read

ill give you a pussy pic because i already have one ready to post but not an asshole one because i'd have to get up to take it and i'm in the middle of an online monopoly game

>>735363254
asshole is better, people say you can't tell the difference between someone who takes anal and someone who doesn't, all lies, assholes show how much a submissive slut someones been

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>>735363345
>all we want is your butthole
Wrong, we also want picture of you being choke

>>735363456
ive done anal once and it was dumb it felt like pooping

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>>735362372
here's some incest for ya:
>be 16
>go to friend's house
>friend's cat just had kittens
>spend months raising kittens with him
>keep the kittens away from his drunk mother
>keep kittens in a box with lots of blankets
>cover myself in kittens during play time like a living blanket
>months pass like this
>kittens are old now
>most have been given away or adopted
>keep 2 kittens for the legacy
>every night my friend complains he hears weird noises from the laundry room
>one night during a sleepover he stops fucking my ass and says "hey anon you hear that?"
>it's coming from the laundry room
>open the door
>get on the floor
>see two kittens fucking each other
>MY LEGACY

mfw

You have the mind of a child yet you're pregnant? I guess that explains why you're here.

>>735363254
Fuck off you dumb bitch

>>735363402
i hope it doesn't eat you when you shit it out

where is pussy pic

mad /b/ :( ?

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>>735363504
What are you, fucking 13? Your butthole is the only thing anyone wants here tonight. If you're not giving it up then fuck off to some camwhore site or something, there's nothing for someone like you here.

autisms strong here
dangerously high levels
blowout soon

>>735363685
you suck at haiku
it isn't even hard
it's snowing on mount Fiji

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i have a grade A pussy and u wanted to waste your final wish on my asshole

>>735363455
Too lazy to wipe your ass?

give me more incest stories or go away

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>>735363659
Bruh, i just can read that without hearing carls voice

>>735363773
no one wants to see an under aged pussy.

no one even asked for it.

>>735363729
holy fuck I didn't even realize I wrote a haiku

niggers aren't good dads
I do not like black people
they all smell like shit

>>735363786
you havent delivered anything you have no place to make requests

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>>735363773
>grade A pussy

Pussy is fucking pussy, there's nothing inherently hot about how a pussy looks. The ass, though, that butt and it's hole are visual fucking feasts.

>>735363773
yeah we already said we didn't want that. Post your fucking butthole

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>>735363773
I want to see you being choked can you do that for us

>>735363905
if you come and choke me i will

>>735363773
Well I like it, anon! I like how it's shaved and I like how pink it is:)

>>735362372
So if you're into incest and you have a son... What are you gonna do?

Honest answer and I'll dump what I got

>>735363967
I dont care give me a story u cuck

>>735363836
you didnt know it
but we are all the autists
I guess you're "special?"

>>735363967
>>735363773
samefag

>>735362372
This is a re-post from /soc/ btw

>>735363980
im not going to fuck my son if thats what youre asking, i like incest as a 3rd party observant i wouldnt personally do it unless it were as roleplay and not real

>>735363988
Kik me, I got a few good ones with my sister

>>735363988
here read this
>>735363514

>>735363345
>>735363850
God you guys are faggots. Why do you even bother to respond to a girl if all you care about is asshole. You're gay. We get it.

Go to bed Becka.

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>>735363773

hope this gets you wet and you post results

>>735364053
my kik is feminilogic go ahead

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>>735364035
K

>>735363773
>no sharpie in pooper

>>735364051
For reasons I doubt that

>>735364081
See that's what im saying.

guys those tits can't be more than 14 years old, and that pussy isn't loose enough to birth a baby, you've been japed.

>>735364081
Pussy is ubiquitous. It holds no power unless it's live and in front of a man. It's not attractive or arousing to merely look at. I'm beginning to think this is all a ruse.

>>735363109
>they live in DC so pops, step mum & I spend most of our first day doling tourism shite
>after dinner, niece invites me on a walk.
>sure.mpeg
>talk about classes and high school trash
>tells me her friend is gonna stay over too
>wat okay.Ogg
>she sleeps with her mom tonight
>I get ready to sleep
>start checking out one direction posters on wall
> step sis comes in to give me pj's
>she is in red lace braw 32DD looks to me, and loose boxer shorts
> wishes me a goodnight, says I can put pj's with her daughters dirty laundry in the closet in morn.
>close door
>realize my dick is a rock, and I was staring
>change
>check closet
>see hamper of unfolded worn cloths
con't

>>735364149
lul ur wrong about the tits part im 21

>>735364202
you type like you're 12. mixing the order of the numbers doesn't add 10 years to your age.

>>735364149
Them's pregnant nipples, bruh, that much is legit.

>>735364303
why are you so angry? incest posts make u mad because you wish your daddy diddled you?

>>735363773
wait where's your dick?

>>735364311
there's no sag to them. I smell a teen pregnancy.

I fuck my cousin when she comes to visit, knocked her up too and her husband thinks it's his but I can tell it has my features. I cum balls deep in her pussy every time

>>735364371
why are you so bad at trolling? get dropped on your head so much that coming up with quality content is that hard for you?

>>735364381
Def young pregnancy, her grammar is a dead giveaway that she's some young naive slut.

>>735364389
i love creampies they're my favorite it's how i got pregnant :(

Sorry fellow gentlemen, I seem to have stepped out of turn and forgotten to use proper grammar on this fine sophisticated site. Is this more appealing to you, sirs of the Interweb? shut the fuck up about my grammar and give me what i asked for or get off my thread, you're about to turn a horny pregnant woman into an angry pregnant woman and then no more nudes for you

>>735364418
I mean hell, you flamed people for asking for pics of your asshole, but then again that's cuz they aren't your pics, are they?

I didn't see a timestamp with that pussy shot.

my money is on this being a 12 year old reposting some shit he found on /soc/ and is masquerading as a girl to get incest stories.

why masquerade as a girl when you can just start the thread?

I'll tell you why, he likes to pretend he's a girl cuz he's a fucking faggot.

>>735364551
We don't want to see your nasty cunt. Speaking of cream pies, has Jamal left you yet? Or did you not care enough to get his name?

>>735364551

you asked and I delivered >>735364084
One of the better ones if I do say so myself.

>>735364646
why are you feeding the troll, this is a repost from /soc/

>>735364551
Nobody cares about your dumpy spheroidal form.
Have you considered that nobody is posting good content because all you've given is a letterbox shot of your depressing tits and *grade a* pussy?

We were here first, this is intrinsically our thread, not yours. You are some unnamed mans chattel not even fit to call the shots on an anime imageboard full of mouth breathing teenagers.

>>735364633
idk which black guy he was from the gang i banged but theyre all in prison for crack

>>735364433
Mine too, I'd cum in your pussy;) my cousin loves it too, I pump her full of cum practically nonstop when we visit and are alone

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you made me get up out of my chair to take this, i only have a pencil so it's light but it says "/b/ is gay for my asshole"

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>>735364699
dam son, change your name to Mike Drop cuz you can end your career after that hot fire.

>>735364779
that's not an asshole dumb cunt. no wonder you're a teen pregnancy.

>>735364836
MORE ANGER

>>735364690

prolly because preggers is one of my fetishes

>>735364199
> heart pounding never done anything like this
> start digging
> find pair of what appeared to be soccer shorts wadded-up
> look inside Define used panties
> see gruel covered pad
> mouth watering I sniff
> lick
> salty.exe
> whip my dick out
> start jerking off with the panties
> fucking my step niece's panties I start digging for more
> you're someone coming through the hall floors are wooden Old Brick House
> ready myself
> stepmom comes in to tell me that if I'm not up early enough on this some b******* they're doing
> saw me in a weird position ask me what I was doing
> said I'm just changing
> come in like 3 pairs of panties
> next morning eating breakfast
> feeling guilty and ashamed can't look nice in the eyes
> ends up inviting me downstairs to watch some SpongeBob
> hear knock on door
> Stephanie's gets it it's her friend she's staying tonight
> notice washer and dryer are in the basement also
> make dumb small talk with them about One Direction
> they tell me they'll be sleeping down here the basement tonight

>>735364732
does she beg you for it?

>>735364779
"show us your asshole"
>lol here's my panties

>>735364859
let me put on my x-ray glasses to see that asshole...

nope, too many fat rolls, don't see it.

>>735363254
Anything you can stick your dick into is viable, girly.

>>735363773

that is not a-grade pussy you filthy roastie whore

>>735363455
Do it. Show sharpie in pussy then

>>735363402
He's asking white or black?

hey guys u know there's actually a forum for those of you begging to see my asshole it's called lgbt or some shit you should look into it. fags

>>735364779
you're whale, gtfo

>>735364953
>"grade a pussy"
>shoves a watermelon up her cooter
>holds the lips closed so you dont see how loose it is

nice try

>>735364885
Yes I make her beg for it, she gets mad if I don't cum inside her. Do you kik?

>>735363455
>playing monopoly
>horny looking for dirty stories
Which is it?

>>735364995
we all know you're secretly a man, you don't need to hint at it by telling us we're gay. we can see the scar from where your balls used to be.

>>735362839
is there a version with sound?

>>735364879
ty for not being gay and delivering

>>735364995
Quit fucking crying and produce. Jesus christ why do we always have to deal with dumb whores in this place these days? Butthole is such a simple request that used to be gladly shared from a horny femanon.

>>735365138
at this point the only reason im not giving butthole is because ur rude and have yet to give me a really good story

>>735365132
>asks for incest
>accepts jerking off into panties as incest

you're 12.

>neighbor makes me upset
>kidnap my neighbors dog
>take it into the bathroom lock doors
>subdue it and lube up my dick for its tight virgin cunt and ass
>my neighbor is so fucking attached to this dog
>calls it his furry kid
>fuck it hard for hours
>cum three times, twice inside of dogs pussy
>lick its cunt like a male dog after mating
>check its tag for neighbors phone number
>"Echo" is written on dog tag
>when I moved into the neighborhood six years ago my puppy ran away
>black female
>just got its name tag, called it echo
>just now realize my Jew neighbor stole my dog
>I just fucked my dog child

>>735365178
You got the supply and demand backwards, bitch, and you're apparently in the wrong place.

>>735364779
fuck you OP I'll suck your dick

>>735363786
This is the secret. Dirty butthole.

>>735365247
Mm, even better.

Pull your nipples for me big sis

>>735365178
>my cat won't stop meowing at 12 am
>getting really tired of it
>sounds like satan is crawling up through the floorboards
>probably cuz I fuck it in the ass and call it my hairy son

>>735365207
ya cuz i can totally not find incest stories anywhere on the internet but theres only one person on earth with my body and even if you dont like my body theres obviously quite a few people in the thread who do so your opinion is invalid

OP, I'll drop five greentext'd stories. If I deliver on this, will you set a timer on your phone, and deliver to us the picture of you spreading your asscheeks wide so we can finally see that butthole?

sharpie optional.

>>735365178
Add me on kik op and I'll share pics of me and my cousin kik: Anomolous5

>>735363850
You are gay or spend too much time jerking off.

I’ll bite.

I have a cousin story.

I’ll trade for nudes including your figure and pussy.
I’d like a Before and after comparison

>>735365293
You're done, gtfo and quit wasting our time.

>>735365195
NO

>>735364035
Only a retard makes accusations he cannot possibly prove. Stupid cunt.

For a Preggo, you've got nice back dimples and a sweet ass. If I had an incest stories, I'd give them to you.

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>>735365293
so then go there and read them, BYE!

>>735365293
So why are you here?

I’ll give you a second chance on the pussy shot. I’ll say that that was a bad photo.

Post another of your pussy. Make it fun.
Don’t forget time stamp.

Do this and I’m happy to give you OC

>>735365331
im not done but goodbye angry /b/tard if ur leaving

>>735365399
how's that a bad pussy shot? maybe im taking pussy photos wrong. please explain

>>735364184
Yeah, quit jerking off so much and your attitude will change.

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>>735365425
I found the father

>>735365384
thanks

>>735365491
LOL ya that's him

>>735365470
post a pic of you fucking your son

>>735365469
Looks like your son let a gun off inside of you.

Find a mirror. Pull your legs back?

Google selfie porn and pick a pose that suits you best

>>735364381
21 year old tits don't sag either, you inexperienced faggot.

Yall nigga's posting in a troll bread. All femanons gladly show their butthole, this fag is fake af.
Abandon thread.

>>735364879
Cont

>>735365469
Stop arguing with these idiots and add me on kik if you want to get off

>>735363114
is there moar to this ?

>>735365526
If you think about it, technically OP has her son and his penis inside her pussy as we speak.

Enjoy your jizz fountain

>>735364551
To be fair, dear, you have not been a fountain of nudes as of yet.

>>735365539
all tits sag if they are worth your time, I'm talking bigger than a C cup sister.

you're are like two uneven bags filled with sand, HORRID tits.

like two pancakces that got burnt on one side and shriveled up, fucking DEPRESSING tits.

Post more boobs. I love pregnant nipples

Okay, I'll bite.

Brother and I used to fool around when I was around 14, he was 12. I sucked his dick multiple times, pretty sure he came at least one time. Didn't care, I enjoyed it. He would sometimes hump his pillow in his room, occasionally after he left I'd find a damp spot on it, and I jerked off right then and there and rubbed my dick on the spot.

Still fantasize about it every now and then.

>>735364879
sorry for typos my keyboard is broken and I I'm having my computer dictate everything I say
> spend day seeing other family that came out
> it's night time and everybody starting to go to bed
> we're up late watching Nickelodeon on the TV downstairs
> my niece her friend and I
> notice them snickering about something on one of their phones
> ask them what's up
> the friend asks me if ive ever masturbated
> nice shuts her up immediately out of embarrassment
> her friend shrugs her response off by reporting that she knows she also masturbates
> I asked her friend if she masturbates
> she says yes this is how I do it
> pulls down sweatpants and panties to show me her pursed shaved Young outer lips
> really just flashes it
> my niece is red with embarrassment and says " I can't believe you just showed my uncle your pussy"

It's pathetic that a girl can come in here, follow the rules right out of the gate, and get nothing but abuse from you fags.

my kik is feminilogic i already said

>>735365579
This thirsty white knight faggot LMFAO

>>735365715
it's pathetic that a dude can take pictures he found on /soc/ and then white knights will defend "her" honor even though it's just bullshit.

>>735365715
>2017
>showing tits and pussy and expecting it to be enough.

>>735365715
my thoughts exactly, /b/ apparently changes the rules when they decide they want more than what they get

>>735365043
You are a virgin and do not know what a whale is.

>>735365715
It's pathetic that you think this stupid nigger-seeded-cunt is going to give you some pussy for white-knighting her.

>>735365760
Totally got me, kill yourself

>>735365786
it's funny because the pictures are definitely me that i took tonight and it's pathetic that you're so bored and salty that you would make up lies to ruin my incest thread lul

>>735365794
/b/ isn't a fucking business agreement. You come in when the taste trend is butthole and offer pussy, pfft, get the fuck out.

>>735365181
The story isnt over yet, cunt.

>>735365794
I saw no sharpie in pooper here.

Tits or gtfo is for simply posting as a femanon.
Requests require at least shoe on head or sharpie in pooper.

Don’t pretend to know the rules

You don’t know the rules

>>735365794
apparently you werent here when she was begging for incest stories and saying "/b/ never delivers"

this crazy bitch has it backwards and she's paying for it.

>>735365838
Poor little net-knight is upset. Ahahahahaha.

>>735365802
I see no proof to the contrary.
I requested body pics already, none have really been provided

>>735365841
Nah, I've seen that exact picture several times before. It's not you, but the thread is funny.

>>735365818
Whose white knighting. I just think /b/ has fucking degraded to a bunch of greedy little faggots who can't stop chronically masturbating.

>>735365913
lol it is me and i can prove it with a time stamp same pussy same day moron

Itt angry virgins fighting over an internet girl
One of the most pathetic things ive seen yet
I thought I had problems in life kek..

>>735365841
you say it's lies, but it hasn't been ruled out yet. post your asshole "woman"

>>735365880
Nobody seems upset except (((you))), sort yourself out kid

>>735365715
I've offered to sort you out, you've just ignored me because you're busy giving shit to people.
See >>735365309

Simple question really. 5 decent sized greentext for asshole. Yes or no?

>>735365973
you arent even messaging me (THE OP) you re messaging other people asking so i didnt see it. jerk

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>>735365972
>defending a woman's honor online
>im not upset
>not upset
>upset

>>735365623
Bitter kissless virgin reported in.

>>735365973
Yes. Produce asshole and this becomes an incest thread.

>>735365963
Do it now.

Draw a flower and post belly/pussy/tits/asshole/all/any with timestamp

>>735365945
Sir, please, your shining armor is blinding me.

>>735366035
This. Just do it so we can get this ball rolling.

>>735366031
I'm gay, actually.

I came out after looking at those two half filled water balloons of molasses.

I've seen bigger tits on a plank of wood.

>>735366030
>sharing incest stories
>defending a woman's honor

Wow we've got a delusional sperglord here

>>735365963
Anyone can shoop a shitty timestamp on a blank white background retard.

I've seen that same picture several times. It was posted earlier today and earlier in the week.

You aren't fooling anyone.

>>735365715
Because stupid teen faggots.

>>735365972
Give them tears Paladin.

>>735366101
the person i am replying to is a white knight you dumbass.

>>735366108
no you havent youre a pathological liar and my daddy i sent that pussy pic to on KIK via CAMERA is in the thread laughing at you with me

>>735366141
(You)
Best drink your own then with your low energy trolling

>>735365686
> bringing up some TED Talk about om
> friend is super curious
> offered to show her the technique
> she gets completely naked
> I put her on the floor on her back
> my left leg is over her waist well my right leg is under her crooked knees
> you're supposed to massage first for 15 minutes I didn't
> as soon as I start touching her outer labia she tells me " just don't go in"
>OK
> start playing with her Hood
> she begins to squirm I also forgot to mention my niece is set across from her friend indirect line of her cunt
> notice some discharge escaping from her introitus
> Mouse Waters
> tell her this would be better if I just ate her out
> she's skeptical at first but allows me to proceed
> turn my head is in between her legs I can't get a taste without her clamping my head between her thighs.
> tell her to chill out and just let me do it
> she says she is nervous that this is starting to turn her on

>>735366190
right, you're underageb&, thanks for confirming now the mods can move in.

>>735366026
Well hang the fuck on. I've tried to be nice, you're trying to give me shit because I replied in your thread and not directly to you? I didn't message other people. READ MY ORIGINAL MESSAGE PROPERLY.

/b/ros, I retract my offer of 5 greentext stories. We need to either summon Red Leader, Spiderman or let this shit 404. We're all being baited hard, it's time to stop falling for it.

>>735366190
Sure kid, sure. Making up people that don't exist to back your lie doesn't validate it any.

I've seen the picture more than a few times before and just recently.

It's not you.

>>735366143
Destroys white knight via white knighting.

Nice.

Wow this thread has derailed terribly.

Girl comes on and asks for incest stories, we are willing to oblige we ask for a pics in return she obliges.

whats the problem Anons?

>>735366256
LOL IM NOT underaged ur just a retard ive already stated that im 21

>>735366205
"You aren't trolling hard enough to penetrate my armor! I am the ultimate paladin of white light!".

>>735366280
lol it's me and i can prove it ez

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>>735365945
This is exactly what /b/ is. Teen Kingdom of Chronic Masturbators. You nailed it.

>>735366287
It's not a girl. The picture is old and has been used several times before.

>>735366281
uhhh, dude im not defending a woman.

how am i white knighting?

you should stick to terms you already know the definition for, autistic piece of shit.

>>735366287
She's not providing what was asked for. And being a greedy, dumb slut about it.

>>735366383
>It's not a girl. The picture is old and has been used several times before.

>>735366143
Kek and what are you? The dark Knight? The hero /b/ deserves, sure glad you're here to be an autistic nigger to save the day and keep /b/ an edgelord board

>>735366383
she did, its tits or gtfo so shut the fuck up if youre not contributing

>>735366342
And you still haven’t.

I know you’re a troll.


I’m bored, I’m seeing if you’ve got anything behind the bait.

grand fuck auto lol
>>I ᖴᑌᑕK TOᑎIGᕼT . ᑕ0ᗰ

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This is now an asians thread.

>>735366438
Stop being a fucking noob, it's tit's to get our attention, butthole/sharpie-pooper to make requests. Jesus christ the kids in this fucking place these days.

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>>735366094
A plank of wood is all you can get to fuck you.

>>735366366
Dubs of justiceeeeeeee

Does that neck beard get itchy?

>>735366310
right, that's why daddy is in the thread right?

gtfo you underaged retard

>>735366435
We're in a thread with a guy pretending to be a chick so you will tell him incest stories and you are white-knighting him trying to get pussy that doesn't exist.

You have no leg to stand on.

Pack up that armor and go home.

only rule is i have to give you tits for you to provide with what i asked or respond properly. anything else i give you isn't required and on my own willingness and want, get over yourselves /b/ this is why you're trash now

>>735366542
It's not a girl. The picture is old and has been used several times before.

give me 5 minutes i'll give u pussy with time stamp stupid /b/tards

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>>735366435
I'm just a dude calling another dude a white knight lol.

>>735366564
then fucking post a screenshot of it being used somewhere else u fuckin liar

>>735366542
No, slutanon, that's not how it works. This is the fucking patriarchy. We have simple demand that you refuse to meet. Everythings off, go rub one out to reddit stories.

>>735363455
Yo where can I play online monopoly?

>>735366596
It's not a girl. The picture is old and has been used several times before.

>>735366521
Who am I? What are my motives?
>implying
You got BTFO don't act like you have the high ground

>>735366615
reddit is gay just like u ya fuckin queer and no i dont have to meet your requirements and actually incest stories are still being posted so ur still fucking wrong on all accounts

>>735366634
You are going to need a bit more armor polish if you want to truly shine Lord Creamy Buns. If you don't truly stand out you might not get that pussy that doesn't exist that you are fighting for.

>>735366251
Lurking

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>>735365715
White Knight fag

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>>735366685
Gentlemen, stop posting incest stories until this whore gives up the asshole pics or get's the fuck gone.

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>>735366542
Incorrect.

This is now a creepy-chan thread

>>735366763
Read it in Carl's voice. Laughed out loud. Best thing in this thread. Thank you /b/ro.

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>>735366634
just to recap, a dude came in here and started whining that the "girl" had provided and we were all insulting her.

I called that dude a white knight.

another anon said he was insulted.

that white knight said "the only one here insulted is (((you)))"

I responded with
>white knighting
>I'm not insulted
>not insulted
>insulted

how am I the white knight?

How are you not autistic?

How is shiggy not diggy?

>>735366700
Why are you trying so hard to win a fight that has no prize?

>>735366685
gutted, really wanted to see your pregnant butt

>>735366809
Who the fuck is Carl?

>>735366574
Kik me dmays966
Hard massive cock

>>735366816
Wow you're really getting invested in this. Sad life you must live

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Yes

>>735366825
The blinding sheen of your shield has forever taken away my sight. You have truly saved the maiden this day Sir! Now she is going to reward you with her womanly pleasures! Your time has finally come!

>>735366816
What is your reward for so much effort?

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>>735366905
not at all, I just have a memory and know what terms are, autist.

Are you pregnant and married OP or are you just a whore

>>735366982
"I just have a memory"

Dude has one memory, just one.

>>735367000
this picture has been used before several times recently.

>>735366936
I'm not the one you were arguing with, stupid cunt. Go back to playing D&D with your other virgin friends.

goodbye /b/ you missed your chance, i had nudes for you but you got greedy and didn't deliver. ciao

>>735366251
> after three soft licks directly on her clit tells me to stop
> says she wants to be turned on more
> she's sitting on the couch as I am fully clothed we make out as I feel her up for a good 5 min
> realize my phone has been blowing up
> I check to see pops has been texting me you'd better not be doing what I think you are down there
> oh s***
> come upstairs to prevent catastrophic finding out
> pops and stepmom are waiting tell me to sleep on couch up here and not to go back down all night
> lawl nope
> back downstairs mood has changed
> they don't want it
> ask to get sucked off cuz deez blue balls man
> friend wasn't having it
> my niece tells her to just blow me
> you walk back through a small hallway where the washer and dryer are R2 a small room which is where I guess they were sleeping it even has a bathroom
> we go in bathroom and I Whip It out
> she gets on her knees
>looks at it looks at me
>Nope.wtf
> I whip it back in
> take her hand lock her out of the bathroom I try to ask what's up
> she turns to face the wall by the way she's in panties and tank top all black
>I slowly follow her shape with my hand up and down
> move hands to crotch slowly massaging
>she starts to twist into it and soft moann
> I'm still trying press my erect dick through my boxers on her pursed out ass
> notice that the TV stopped
> say nothing keep going she's into it
> slowly start removing her panties
> well copping the occasional tittie touch

>>735367039
yes, a memory, one more than you.

>>735367078
Sir Knight, your armor has been penetrated. You need to fall back and get yourself together before you can face more foes in the name of virginal internet vagina that you will surely be rewarded with.

>>735366975
See this isn’t you.

Why I suggested a flower time stamp.

I wouldn’t even care if it was photoshopped.

Do some Preggo solo porn.
Fuck it I’m horny now.

>>735367121
It's not a girl. The picture is old and has been used several times before.

>>735367153
Someone is upset.

>>735367084
>>735367048
So just a whore then?

>>735362372

Preggo and hiding your belly? Fuck that!

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>>735367198
I'm assuming it's you?

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>>735367154
Keep trying, Fedora Man.

>>735367159
Dude. I'm the "this is now an Asians thread" poster.

This thread needs to be derailed because y'all are biting so fucking hard on an obvious troll.

>>735367234
Even if you were right, you wouldn't remember. You only have one memory.

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>>735363773

>>735367257
"I have been defeated, I will say random words now. Fedora!".

>>735367264
ah yes, but you don't remember anything, you don't have a memory.

also, that means I can't be upset, I don't remember why I would be.

>>735367259
Hey I threw out sharpy in pooper.
I kinda want to see a flower time stamp next to a fat bitch lol.

Also I’m creepy chan thread.

Nice to meet you anon.

Now that OP is gone, how about some incest stories? Asian and creepy chan incest stories get bonus points.

>>735367336
You can be upset, just not for very long.

>>735363773
too much meat on that kebab anon, show us your brown fuckhole

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>>735367329

>>735367372
how can I be upset if I don't remember why?

seems like a waste of energy, and quite frankly, I'm not keen on wasting energy.

seems like something for those people with no memories like yourself.

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THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT EGG GORE

Screw it, let this shit 404 now. I'm done.

>>735367126
> after being in it and slowly working her panties down to her mid thighs her bare ass is grinding on my clothed cock
> breathing on her neck her hair smells like yellow fruit loops
> I hear faint moaning from around the corner
> suddenly her friend grabs my cock out of my boxers and gets on her knees to shove my cock down your throat and start sucking
>DAAMMMNNN
> suddenly she stops
> she exclaims Katy!
> I look over and hear a thud
> "I told you she masturbates" as she grabs my hand and walk round the corner

>>735367579
I think this is as far as I can go today guys maybe in another thread where op actually delivers

>>735367631
Go on mate im still here (was lurking of course)

>>735367631
FUUUUUUUUUCK

>>735367631
>
C'mon mate you can't stop now

>>735366251

>>735367754
>>735367832

okay I don't know if I have time to Green text this or edit anything that comes out of speech to text but we found Katie on the floor curled up ashamed and her friend had to convince her to keep watching blow me and then she started masturbating again and I ended up eating her out and then she jerked me off while I rubbed her pussy and her friend watched us I ended up coming in her friends panties while she wore them I told them I had a panty fetish Maybe and that I had come in my niece's panties so then they asked if I could keep jerking off off or stay hard and I said if I can do creepy stuff with pains panties so they showed me the closet in the room down there was a laundry Shoot Straight from their moms room so I found some nice Grwooly thongs to sniff and they watch me jerk off with it as they touched each other my step sis ended up coming down and catching us she said she wouldn't tell step mom or my dad but she insisted that she show us how to express our sexuality healthily so she jerked me off in front of them really slow we ended up telling her that are friends suck me off so she thought this would be the best time to show Katie how to suck a dick correctly also so my step sister and her daughter both sucked me off her friend rubbed her pussy I came on my step sisters tits we never talked about it again

>>735368169
Wtf is this shit

Now I have to go kick my dog

>>735363254
lmao you didn't notice? THERE ARE TRAP AND GAY FUR THREADS EVERY 5 MINS. Save me from these fagots

>>735368169
last day we ended up having a threesome

>>735368169
10/10 Climax

>>735368581
also my pops hasn't been with that step mother for a couple years now still feel weird their Facebook posts

Post a pic of your pussy with your pregnant belly in it.

Is it your brothers? Is that why you like incest?

more incest greentext pls

>>735368581
is true story?

Finished cumming to my fav litterotica called accidents happen

>>735369607
i'll have to look that one up

>>735369607
oh yes this is my new favorite omg thank you