Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>no claiming waifus that have already been claimed
>post pics of your waifu
>insults must be original
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>3DPD
>remember to take naps
>most important: Get comfy and have fun!
Claiming best girl
still here
>for now
>>735355940
That I behave a little forcefully or something...
>>735355984 Shinobu
You have to do something with the covenant to get it right?
>>735356307 Urabe
Beware of the feels, stay strong.
>>735356227
i don't know, maybe we could do something?
>>735356230
w-what are you doing
>
>>735356386
she is hot because she is blushing, nothing lewd!!!
>>735356194
Story mode becomes really retarded later on. The last three fights are such bullshit. It's really not something you should start the game with. Rather play some arcade or treasure battles.
Have you played Tekken games before?
>>735356386
Been up for long?
Get sleep, sleep is good.
Still here
and
>>735356386
What if she sucks it all silly
>>735356686
If you would like to.
>>735356587
No. Im saying hes a pansy who doesnt want to learn.
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>735355898 hanako
I say my true feelings!
And I'm not a pervert!
W-whatever... if it makes you happy
>i don't care! I-it's embarrassing...
>
>w-whatever it's not like I'm a pervert or anything
>>735356307 urabe
The beginning is accurate but later on it isn't as far as i know.
And no i haven't
>>735356587
>>735355639
.....knowing you.... it'll get lewd.
>Ritsu claimed
>>735356822
Do you even bike anymore though?
>>735356708
I've never touched any Tekken, I don't know any of these characters
I don't understand what's going on when I fight
>>735356571
cute ears
what are you doing ?
>>735356734
too far unfortunately and sadly and far
>>735356822
go in DM and do that shit gross
>>735356686
Locking you up.
Looks like they're not here though...
>>735356734
is there anything you would like to be doing?
>>735357070
is there anything else you're looking for?
>>735356617
i dont actually remember how to get it in ds3, probably the covenant yea
>>735356686
that one is even more lewd
>>735356708
yea been up for about 16 hours, usual day length
>>735356734
dont worry she wont drain you dry, unless shes severely injured, then she might
>>735357051
you mean cute everything, nothing, thinking about going to bed
>>735356959
Unfortunately, not at the moment. I'll get another one sometime in the next few years, but I have no money to throw towards a working bike right now.
>>735357068
I dindu nuffin.
>>735356749
So what should I do?!
>>735356822
Not even...
>>735357051
Yeah thats about what I was thinking too
>>735357071
You of course
>>735357154
Yeah but I dont know its hard to trust them to do that and only that. I mean if it works like mosquitos then I will be so bit up
>>735357217
Stop being so gross, Mako
https://youtu.be/-wTjl3n68j4
>>735357141
Your handcuffs, where do you hide them?
>>735357217
Sadface.
>>735357234
Im saying you need to bulli.
>>735357348
not ok :(
>>735357154
no it's not! it's natural to sleep naked.
>>735357295
lewd
>>735357348
i have something for you
>>735357403
it's a secret
>
>>735357453
H-hey!
... you have them on you, right?
>>735356617
May the feels be with me.
>>735356753
Yeah, but the fights are entertaining at least.
You REALLY should. It's an alternate history WWII film and it's incredibly fun to watch.
Alright well that's enough for me. I'll see you all later.
>>735357489
probably~
there's only one way to find out
>>735356753
Oh you do not~
You are, you just try to hide it~
It does~
> Yeah but you're embarrassed face is too cute~
>So you don't want more then? What a shame...
>>735357154
I'll look it up. I think you have to give a certain number of something to the covenant to get it.
>>735357295
well fine, more tiny vamp for me
>>735357453
i dont know anybody that sleeps nude, most people at least keep their underwear on
>>735357594
praise it anyways \[T]/
>>735357453
Should I pm?
>>735357234
X
>>735357336
But I really dindu nuffin!
>>735357417
More than you think. I hella miss my bike... but honestly, it was the best decision for me financially to get rid of it. I'll probably just get a 600cc when I get another one... unless I can get another liter bike for cheap.
>>735357591
H-hmm...
HMMM...
>takes the sleeves of her shirt and pulls them over her head
If husbandos are allowed I'll claim him
>>735357154
well what were you doing then
>>735357295
oh well
you can still have some
>>735357418
What's wrong, fag? :(
>>735357453
What is it? :o
alright im off to bed, night everyone
>>735357728
I said getting it was a mistake from the start. Especially because car and bike, both being old, would need some work.
>>735357708
Well if they wont bite me that much let me know
>>735357797
Thanks
>>735357843
Night
>>735357018
Yea, first, bind lp+rp to R1 or R2 and lk+rk to the other.
Then go to practice mode, pick a character you might like. Go through the move list at least once. 10 hit combos and sample combos can be ignored (for now) and you don't really need to memorize all the moves yet.
>>735357843
Nights
>>735357417
I can do that.
>>735357728
You know there are things I care about more than lewd.
>>735357708
i have my underwear on!
>>735357721
Ayase#2235
>>735357752
please don't bully me ;;
>
>>735357818
you asked for it
>>735357818
Ayase#2235
i changed my discord thing cause i lost the email
>>735357557
Indeed
I'll give it a watch when i get the chance
Nighty night Urabe
>>735357594
Yes i do!
I am not! I don't hide anything you stupid pervert!
>s-shut up shut up shut up shut up!
>i-i never said that...
>>735357997
>wew
Nice boobs
>>735357843
night elpire
>>735357928
sure
>>735357997
Das lewd nignog.
>>735357996
Gotta keep it up.
>>735357818
Why do you call me fag :(
>>735357944
>10 hit combos
I'm never going to get good at this game holy shit
>>735357997
Hmmm... maybe...
>gently moves her breasts to the left and right
I guess they're not here...
>turns around and takes her shoes and stockings off
>>735358063
>>735357997
Let me add you again then
>>735358207
I thought you liked that :(
>>735357892
Oh, I meant the red one. I'm in the process of having my dad sell the black one, to at least make a little bit of it back. And honestly, it would have been fine, but the third rod shattering just did too much damage for me to feasibly fix it any time soon. New rods, piston heads, and probably a crankshaft as well. I'd rather it go to someone that could actually fix it, rather than it sit in storage for years and years.
>>735357996
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>735358288
not ok :(
What's your discord :o
>>735358191
Don't stop the bulli?
>>735358315
Don't make me go all gay over the thread...
>>735358207
Those can be ignored. They suck and can be blocked mid way.
Tekken is one of the harder fighting games to learn. Here's few videos that may or may not help:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbewxse8DlI
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMCyLSAjLlQ0YEDmZ-Esbnzd4gcstVOC5
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSCxY9aJNnYohfANVI4hSPT00AZsP7wOu
>>735357557
Goodnight Urabe.
>>735357708
Oh never mind you get it by praying at the alter of sunlight at lothric castle.
>>735357997
Wew~
>>735358063
Nope you totally hide them~ Occasionally though you'll let them slip out~
One day i'll get you to spill it all~
> Nope~
> Then say what you really want~
>
>>735358448
Yes ok :(
Dingus Antenna#3044 :o
>>735358464
DON'T
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY
>>735358288
yes
>>735358216
are you convinced yet?
>>735358191
n-no
>>735358692
Convinced of what? I'm looking for the cuffs!
>removes her skirt next
>>735358563
I do not! You're a liar!
I don't let anything slip out because i don't hide anything! I say what i mean!
I already have! You Stupid pervert!
>yes! Shut up!
>hmph you're such a stupid pervert!
>pretty pink panties
>>735358551
I didn't know what I got myself into
Fuck
>>735358663
ô
>>735358464
The thing is I know you would...
>>735358924
butt
>>735358859
i promise i don't have any cuffs! I don't have anything like that, why would I? I'm not a police officer or anything
>>735358315
As I said, old and busted, better to go with something reliable and stable.
>>735358464
Intensify the bulli.
>>735358991
Gay.
>>735359156
B-but you said you might have them on you!
Then how am I going to lock you up now?
Hm...
>leaves her panties on and uses her boobies as pillows
>>735358924
Pfft i'm far more honest than you~
Yeah you start to say what you mean, but then cover it up with obvious lies~
Oh there;s plenty more i can get you to spill~
> Maybe~
> Indeed i am, my beautiful little tsundere~
> Sexy leg and oh my it looks like no panties~
>>735359041
Yep.
>>735359192
How can I intensify it?!
>>735358991
Eh, it's not that bad. You can get ok-ish with just knowing 3-5 moves.
>>735359318
you're crazy! i never said I had anything like handcuffs!
>reaches under pillow, throws something off the bed
>>735359192
Eh, nothing wrong with old. I just bought it from a shady Mexican shop. Never again.
>>735359462
>hears loud noises
What was that??
>gets up and takes the thing
>>735359285
no u
Go erp with the rest of thread :o
>>735359442
Alright, I'll see what I can do
>>735359548
I don't ERP
Guess who's alive
>>735359532
please be kind, the key is under my bed, so don't leave me locked up when you leave
>>735359714
Good morning Sweetheart~
>>735359089
Butt?
>
>>735359333
>trips
You are not! You lie about things i say!
I say what i mean every time. And they're not lies!
There is not! I hate you!
>shut up!
>stupid stupid stupid! I'm not yours and I'm not a tsundere! Stupid stupid stupid!
>c-cute outfit
>>735359714
Bout time
Hello fire keeper
>>735359746
Pretty white panties
>>735359802
Good evening honey~
How is your night going so far~?
>>735359811
>check
Yeah, yeah, I know, I slept in today, sorry to keep you waiting, blue panies
How are you tonight~?
>>735359381
Bulli him in more places about more things.
>>735359513
Yeah. Thats a big silly.
>>735359746
Yes!! Found it!
>moves her wrists up to the bed bars and locks them together with the cuffs
Step 1 complete! What was step 2 again?
>>735359811
y-you too
>>735359977
the second part is up to you x-x
>>735359811
nice butt
here you go
>>735359811
>dubs
Oh no you're the one who lies about what you say, not me~
They are lies bigger than Juvia's breasts~
Give it time~
> May~be~
> You are both of those things, just like you wanted so bad~
> Thanks~ What a lovely view~
>>735359956
It's going pretty good, played some of the ringed city in DS3 earlier~ How's your morning going~?
>>735359972
Ya. Besides, if I ever do that again, I'm doing a full engine rebuild before anything else, to make sure everything works the way it should.
>ERP
>>735360173
"gentle loving" it was, right?
>lies next to her and pets her all over
Like this?
>>735360444
Why did my wallet cry out in pain reading that sentence?
>>735360472
what
>>735359956
Lucky for you it's the weekend, perv
I'm doing pretty good, how are you?
>>735360117
>green panties
>>735360173
Glad you like it
Thank you. I think this one is one of my favorites so far
>>735360363
Shut up i do not! I say what i mean!
Even if i do have to repeat myself...
You're lying right now you pervert!
It won't happen stupid!
>shut up already!
>i am not! I am not a tsundere and I'm certainly not yours!
>w-whatever perv
>purple panties and cute butt
>>735360472
make sure to get everywhere
>locks legs around you
Why is thread more cancerous than usual
>>735360749
shrug
>>735360749
Because you're in it lul
now bby let's erp lmao
>>735360565
That's how you do gentle loving, right?
>>735360646
O-okay, sure!
>pets her legs and thighs too, and then her tum
>>735360363
Damn, that's sweet~ How do you like it so far~?
Meh, been worse I guess, but I have my tea so it's slowly getting better with each sip~
>>735360574
Always lucky, Blue Panties
Great to hear that~
Any plans for the weekend?
And I'm okay. How are you spending the night~?
>besides posting..things, of course~
>>735360749
I joined I guess
>>735360950
wrong anon
>>735360950
>pulls you in closer
>>735361130
>gets comfy and hugs her
>>735360574
You say that, but that too is a lie~
Silly..
Not at all, though lies bigger than those big beautiful boobs does sound a bit unrealistic, but it's true~
> Fine~
> Still to embarrassed to admit it huh~?
> Post more~
>>735360974
It's great, if i would've known there was gonna be so much gangbanging i would've brought more lube~
That's good at least, did you get more vanilla or still drinking Earl Grey~?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s-UVW4x2YE
This used to be a waifu claiming thread.
>>735361228
>hugs back
>pulls you in closer
A-anon-kun I'm p-pregnant.
W-wait! Its n-not your child!
Its your brother's
Your brother's dog's incestral child
>>735361330
>wonders how she can hug while locked up
S-sorry, no sex now, just gentle loving.
>>735361250
Hahaha, I should've warned you, but... That's the whole fun~
I'm glad you like it and believe me, invest in A LOT of lube before the first boss~
Still Earl Grey, tho with some milk, pretty nice combo~
How has your week been? Hope you didn't overwork yourself~
>>735361604
>leg lock
also >
>waifu claiming thread
>not "ERPing thread where /trash/ and animu's lost souls find their way"
Ew.
>>735361604
>wonders why I haven't commited suicide yet
>>735361754
>implying waifu isn't code for ERP thread
Wow. What a newfag :^)
>>735361724
>kissus before she can do the loud complaining noises
>>735361823
>wonders too
>>735361868
https://youtu.be/z0DIPOg4aDc
What the hell did I come back to?
>>735361723
Well i have heard this one is a bit more challenging~ Oh boy, is that the dragon boss you and everyone was talking about~?
That;s good, i still need to try it with milk~
It's been alright, though i'm unusually sore today for some reason. It's not like i did anything really strenuous the past few days.
How about yours, other than working on your project~?
>>735362027
Lewds and people bitching about lewds.
>>735362027
Aikawa being a retard loser.
Newfags who don't claim a waifu anymore, just ERP.
Well, this thread is like this sometimes, I think you know much better since you spend way more time here.
>>735361955
Looks like you're happy enough. Mission accomplished!
>tries to get up and get the key
>>735362123
Its funny how this thread is less cancer when its slower. And when its not 5 AM
>>735362027
Who the fuck knows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTZLdLYy0uM
>>735362069
You are 16 years old.
Go do something your family would be proud of, dumb fuck.
>>735362177
d-don't leave me here like this
>>735362317
Like what? I'm just trying to get the key...
>>735362259
You are getting cucked, your love life is probably shit and you will die in a bike accident.
>>735362339
Get some real human interaction, like face to face, you fucking goofball.
You're the epitome of autism.
>>735362339
;_;
>>735362287
I turn 22 later this month. Nah.
Talk about me Chen
>>735362213
Shut the fuck up, Mi Lu.
>>735362344
Doubt it, and I'm driving cars now due to selling one bike, and the other still being broke.
>>735362423
>22
>Spends most of his time in a shitty image board.
Jesus, your life must be boring as fuck, huh.
>>735362459
You are broke for a reason, you turbo faggot.
This is what happens when you are gay but not good looking, life fucks you over.
>>735362435
I'm not Mi Liu though.
>>735362545
Very interesting.
>>735362069
Oh trust me, it is~
Naaaaaah, it's later on. Besides, it's well hidden, and for a good reason too, believe me~
It's pretty tasty, and more sweet than a normal one~
Damn, that sucks... Well, maybe some bed and rest will do the trick and you'll wake up feeling a lot better~
Weeeelllllll....... Other than that I'll probably play some vidya later on, project comes first, as it's the last one I'll do this fucking school year~
>>735356372
uh... I have some bad news for you. Your waifu is a shoggoth.
>>735362584
Go and choke on a dick, you roleplaying loner~
>>735362123
Only this week due to a week off work and its boring here too.
>>735362259
I guess its horny people being horny as usual for this time.
https://youtu.be/Sy4KuWqPjA4
>>735362539
I'm broke due to irresponsible life choices and bad decisions, with a mix of terrible luck. Ain't gotta explain the obvious.
>>735362651
>>735362422
>gets the key and unlocks
>locks one of her wrists back to the bed
Here, you can use your free hand to... you know...
>>735362539
He can just whore himself out
>>735362676
Well, what a shitty life you must have.
Depressing.
>>735362730
He already did that, cosplaying and sucking dick of cute boys~
Ayy lmao, he could've did it for money, tho.
>>735362685
>?
I think she's warming up to me
>>735362678
Here, have a (You), you lonely faggot~
>>735362676
Why are you even arguing this?
>>735362759
tbh his cosplays is hot imo
I wish he would suck my dick tbh
>>735362856
She still hung up on the age thing?
My dog gets more pussy than you weebs
>>735362676
If you break up with anya and become my husband I'll spoil you
>>735362976
Your dog looks like a faggot, faggot.
>>735362865
Because Chen is more important to this thread than you will ever think