Waifu claiming thread.
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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No heretic-ing
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No over sexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>If you’re not posting pictures no one cares about you
>The rules don’t matter
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
hello
claiming before i lose conciousness
Still here
And
>>735348087
Hmm how weird. She pretended to be sick and then went to the nurses.
>>735347964
I guess thats simple. Are little humidifiers cheap?
still here
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>735347893 Urabe
Hello Urabe!
>hug
I'm doing good, how are you?
>>735347898 Hanako
Hello Hanako.
>
I'm doing good. how are you?
Y-yeah well... i-i mis- i-i mean i didn't miss you...
>>735347788
yes
>>735347747
why
>>735347808
what is it?
>>735348087
n-no
>>735347788 (Ayase?)
Those things. Don't do them, they aren't worth. And do story, you'll get stones and level up a shitload easier, plus,
friend points. Friend points gets you free low rarity cards, and some are really useful for training.
Adding Extended Version:
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
>>735348300
I just water him every day or so.
>>735347802
I know but on pc or console or how ? I can understand if on phone
>>735347903
oh thats pretty nice I did see the clover one on your tank
>>735348087
playing double dragon neon with a friend
you ?
This is my waifu (no weabomo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-M9pvQSyo&list=LL439uVLXZE7LZlA7j9zG0QQ
jus't gonna leave this here
>>735348370
I get more alone time all week. It's going to be so nice
>>735348429
Yeah it's like that
>>735348209
a cute
>>735348263
lame, looked much lewder than that
>>735348370
why do you always post pics of her holding a knife then?
>>735348429
double dragon neon? wat dat? im just sitting
>>735348589
I mean it's tomoko silly
>>735348513
i like alone time .///.
>>735348589
it's for self defense!
>>735348399
Seems like a simple thing to do. Are they all that easy to keep happy and chill?
>>735348370
please, i want an egf
Damn, I can't even abbreviate shit right tonight.
>>735347802 Urabe
Yeah i loved that too, it started out all spooky and mysterious and then BAM, everybody starts getting Pepsi'd one after another. Misaki totally a cute.
>>735348087 Shinobu
As long as it get's the job done, right?
>>735348209
Hiya Yuuki! How's it going?
>>735348328
Good to hear. Aside from being a little sore i'm doing well.
Cmon you can do it, you almost had it..~
>>735348739
He's still super relaxed and just spends his time in his hide. He gets a bit panicky if some of the water gets through the peat moss and touches him.
Present.
>>735348263
Wouldn't it depend on how much chicken he has stolen? He's worked there for a year now and has stolen A LOT.
>>735348328
I'm doing good as well. No work tomorrow so that's nice. Any plans for tonight?
>hug accepted
>responds with friendly back pat
>>735348684
Mhm. All week I should have time for me
>>735348768
It's alright just an off night
>>735348864
Nah you only stole some. Fun story. My friend worked at a fast food place and he was told by his coworker you could get free drinks from the sofa machines. Did it for like 6 months with the coworker and ended up getting fired with the coworker for stealing but no charges
>>735348827
I'm slightly intoxicated lol, you?
>>735348744
i don't think i can help you out with that, sorry
>>735349170
what do you do during your alone time?
>>735349202
david pls go
>>735349271
I enjoy it with games posting and fapping in a nice relaxed environment.
>>735348684
sure it is
>>735348827
yea it works great most of the month lol
>>735349170
why are you getting so much alone time next week?
>>735349202
hi explosion waifu
>again
>>735348513
sounds nice how about the other game with planes ?
>>735348589
some game that used to be on arcade
>>735348827
Sore from what?
I did do it! I said what i ment...
B-besides so what if i did...
Not that i did or anything!
>>735348864
No work tomorrow here either
Well not tonight since it's over but tomorrow I'll probably hang with friends tomorrow
>>735348827
They were mutilated. Eviscerated. Eliminated. Rekt. It sure was a freaky ride. Still looking through a list of potential new ones tp watch right now.
>>735349170
HE stole a lot. I won't be dragged down by the crimes of another. That is a funny story. My friend has stolen more than just poultry, soda included. I think he's managed to do this long because he avoids cameras as much as he can.
>>735349398
who is usually around you so you can't be relaxed?
>>735349406
i only have weapons for my own defense, i'd never hurt anyone
>>735349473
whats it about/what do you do?
>>735348858
I guess its a new feeling for him.
>>735349406
Brothers are going camping and others too. Should be very quiet
>>735349473
Played it a bit more. Managing to be top on my team now.
>>735349533
Ever think they will get caught?
>>735349690
Family and such. Just feel a little bit more covered since they are around
>>735349482
Nice. I'm not as lucky. Friends aren't free tomorrow. I'm all aloooone.
>>735349813
I think it's just a surprise to him. Eric reacts the same way if water touches him.
>>735349827
I think so. But like your friends, I think the worst that'll happen to him is getting fired. Oh yeah, it's just one guy doing all this.
Narumeia
>>735349827
being lewd sucked when i lived at home, my siblings always just would randomly open my door on me. luckily i was never caught
>>735349173
Nice, whatcha drinkin? I'm good, gonna play some DS3.
>>735349202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTqiwzh04Q
>>735349406
Haha well that's good.
>>735349482
Work, been like this the last few days. It's strange though, i didn't even do anything strenuous.
You started to yeah.
I'd just be happy is all~
>>735349533
>dubs
One of my favorites was near the end where that bitch fell out the window and cracked her neck. Lemme know when you decide on one.
>>735350026
I guess its just a reflex then.
>>735350129
ew
>>735350220
Yeah, something suddenly touching them causes panic.
>>735350175
Let's see, I had a blue moon, a budweiser, a yuebgling, and a sweet tart shot. We went out to a bar!
>>735349827
nice, i've been having a great time since my sister moved out a couple months ago, so much alone time now
>>735350168
i know how you feel, my door doesnt lock and my sister doesnt know how to knock, i never got to do anything during the day until she moved out
>>735350175
yea, so hows that dank souls goin?
>>735349707
beat 'em up
>>735349827
oh thats pretty nice
can you kill player tanks then ?
>>735350309
>he doesn't like Chaik
>>735349874
Hi friend how are you?
>>735350091
Jeez. Thats a lot of work for one person. Is it worth it?
>>735350168
Well thats good. I prefer to do it in the bathroom normally unless nobody is around then the luxury of my bed is too much to miss
>>735350504
Thats nice. True jealousy is me
>>735350548
It looks like it I just need to hit a high enough tier first
>>735349837
But Saturdays are for the boys
Although you could still have a good time by yourself. Like playing games all day
>>735350175
Yeah I've been feeling pretty sore too. Fell on my hip the other day and the slept on it wrong or something cause it's pretty sore
I started with i didn't miss you and ended with i didn't miss you!
W-whatever...
It's not like i came on to see you or anything ...
>
hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>735350581
>he likes a nigger
>>735350504
sux
>>735350597
i have a full bath so i can relax in it and use the showerhead sprinkler thing
>>735350597
yea its pretty great, altho my step-bro and his family still show up outta nowhere occasionally, which is super fucking annoying
>>735350327
Its always interesting to learn about new things.
>>735350895
How does it feel to get cucked by a nigger?
claim
>>735350870
Hi love anon
>>735350924
I dont like to do it in the actual bathtub. I cant see my phone.
>>735350940
Yeah that would be pretty worrying
>>735351017
They are fascinating creatures.
>>735350420
Haha nice, hope you had fun!~
>>735350504
Well i'm not getting my ass wrecked yet, so i'd say it's going pretty good.
>>735350613
That sucks how did you fall?
You wanted to say you missed me but changed direction once you started to say it.
I'll bet that was a little part of it at least~
>
>>735351155
hello hello how are you? how are tank?
>>735351457
Im just sitting right now. Going to start it back up in a bit. How are you?
>>735351155
my imagination is good enough
>>735351569
I'm doing my best <3 hope you are too
>>735351656
I do that sometimes but generally it takes time I dont have you know? What do you imagine?
>>735351663
Im ok. I am a bit upset with my allergies flaring up stopping then coming back again lately
>>735351790
ah... I'm sorry, that does suck. do you take anything for them?
>>735351077
Didn't I tell you? You're undesirable
Mine, she's all mine, fuck all of you
>>735351790
being helpless and being tenderly loved, which is something me and my waifu share
>>735351352
Floor was slick and i fell in basement is all
I-i did not.... y-you're wrong!
W-whatever...so what of it was...
>
>>735351352
It was, we watched the NBA finals and just hung out for a couple of hours
>>735351835
Nah not really. I take some allergy stuff and that helps a bit but I still feel bad
>>735351981
How sweet. Kind of nice she has the same wants you do
>>735352214
it's a weird fetish
>>735348387
oh but they are used to get a some LR cards
and I know about friend points I'm rank 130ish
>>735350597
oh thats pretty cool
>>735351352
better prepare that booty hole, cause that dlc doesnt use any lube
>>735352377
Only slightly. I dont think its even bad to want that really
>>735352397
Yeah hopefully I will get one soon.
>>735352124
My response disappeared. Had to retype all this.
>>735350175
My favorite is when that one guy got exploded after he opened the door to the kitchen. It was pretty silly for being in a gruesome anime. I was recommended Plastic Memories. Familar with that?
>>735350597
It really isn't. It's a small retaraunt and it doesn't take that long. Is the stealing worth it? Free food and drinks, so maybe if he never gets caught.
>>735350613
My boys are either working or being with family. Family over friends? How could they! I might watch Wonder Woman with my siblings if they're free.
>>735352637
Huh sorry your post got deleted and I guess it is. I couldnt really steal.
>>735351930
Is this how you are trying to get new pics from me? So that I get your approval?
>>735352006
Ah, well it's good it was nothing serious.
You know it in your heart that i'm right~
Like i said, i'd just be happy to hear it is all~
> So cute~
>>735352020
Nice. Wish my friends still lived here so we could do stuff like that.
>>735352439
I'm starting to realize that, these bastards are gangbangin me.
>>735352637
Haha yeah that was pretty silly. I've heard of that but haven;t watched it. Supposedly it's supposed to be kinda sad or something.
>>735353000
You heard me.
>>735352552
sure you will you love those games
allergies under control now ?
>>735352637
Tell me about. Picking family over friends. Some friends they are
Yeah that sounds fun. I assume you have a good relationship with your siblings
>>735352883
Indeed
You are not! I know you're wrong!
W-whatever...
>s-shut up!
>>735352816
To balance out the deal
>>735352883
welcome to poundtown bitch
>>735353278
I do like time sinks. No. They started again. Stuffy noise and head hurts again.
>>735353229
That doesn't mean I understand!
>>735353415
Which one of them?
>>735352734
I would say the same buthe's gotten me involved. I haven't taken anything myself but he's goven me some of his steals so that makes me an accomplice.
>>735352883
From what I read, it sounds like Chobits(if you know it) but with extra feels.
>>735353344
I know right! Honestly.
Yeah I do. They're a good brother and sister. They can be stupid sometimes though.
So what are you planning on doing with your more loyal friends?
>>735353598
All
>>735352552
it's not bad, it's just super weird to ask someone to fulfill it for me
>>735353229
I still don't get why those even exist.
>>735353668
I figure as long as you dont go to the store it should be fine
>>735353693
Maybe next month.
>>735353755
Do you think it would be an easier if you wanted something else? Because I dont.
>>735353758
sometimes you just need a huge bowl of soup and a spoon worthy of such a task.
>>735353832
BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE A BOWL TO GO WITH THEM
what if there were a waifu board
>>735353922
could just put a stopper in the sink, then when you've had your fill you just let the leftovers drain away?
>>735353784
>>735353930
Would be weird.
>>735353930
Go make one on 8chen, nothing could possibly go wrong.
>>735353821
probably not
>>735353999
After 6 long years, you may have helped me solve this mystery... But why the fork?
>>735354017
>>735354129
...shit, you got me there, ma'am. I'll think it over tonight and get back to you.
>>735353759
I won't have to as long as he keeps taking from them. Guess I'm good to go.
>>735353344
>dub dubs
It's ok you don't have to hide it~
So, w-will you say it?
> But you are~
>>735353422
I would like to cancel my reservation please.
>>735353668
I loved Chobits. Give it a go.
>>735354080
hmm...
>>735354059
likely...
>>735354088
Kinda sucks that its always weird though
>>735354243
Yeah you are good
>>735354216
Big meat, obviously.
>>735354282
no refunds
>>735354129
...Have you never used a fork with a bowl?
>>735350597
i got to see her today, so that was bitter sweet
>>735354443
See who friend?
>>735353668
Well that's good
Probably play games maybe watch a movie
>>735353930
That'd be pretty rad
>>735354282
I-i'm not hiding anything!
N-no! Cause I didn't miss you!
>shut up!
>pretty striped panties and beautiful breasts
>>735354438
Not really, no. Forks are rather useless with most things you'd use spoons for.
>>735353448
But you heard me.
>>735353758
He likes da big forking.
>>735354645
If he liked forking that much it'd make things so much easier for me.
>>735354634
>>735354501
her name is lindsey, I have been madly in love with her for over a decade now
>>735354645
I did not.
>>735354710
Nah, I only like to spoon. :^)
>>735354768
nice blanket burrito
Well, I didn't get Chris Kyle'd at the range today by my Army friend, so I think everything went okay.
>Misaki Claimed
>>735354851
You did. Now stop being asinine.
>>735354710
You need to teach him to love the forking.
>>735354833
Have you told them?
>>735354858
She is adorable would snug
>>735354420
Shit...well looks like i'm gonna have to tough it out and enjoy my stay.
>>735354535
You're hiding a lot actually~
Not at all? Not even a little bit..?
>
> but why, beautiful?
> I like it when you stare~
>>735354851
I'd spoon with you.
>>735354943
It doesn't matter to me whether he loves it or not.
>>735354540
I can't imagine trying to eat noodles with a spoon.
I mean I can, but I'd rather not.
>>735354282
Hai!
>>735354535
What movie? Wonder Womaaan? Or something else perhaps?
>>735354912
Must be fun being able to shoot guns legally.
>>735355170
So we're talking giant noodles?
>>735354768
>>735355097
Like what?!
W-whatever maybe a little or whatever... it doesn't even matter...
>shut up I've told you why...
>w-well i-i don't mean to...
>
>>735355236
Probably just a movie to watch at home. Probably enemy at the gate. We're pretty into history so it'd be good for us
>>735355073
you'd snug anybody tho
>>735355097
just praise the sun and you'll be fine
>>735355362
lewd
>>735355134
Well thats why the teaching.
>>735353423
oh but you don't feel those while drinking do you ?
>>735355362
>>735354943
Hank.mp3
>>735355134
Lewd...probably.
Claiming best girl.
>>735355522
You know it.
>>735355362
>
>>735355465
Thats not true. Rory scares me and so would vamp
>>735355498
Nope drinking helps
>>735355535
morning saya
>>735355480
Are you suggesting...?
>>735355522
Dunno, is spooning lewd? I've spooned a couple of times and it didn't seem lewd...
>>735355598
Morning!
>>735355535
>>735355073
Not explicitly but im pretty sure she knows... i heard she had a thing for me too at one time but i wasnt aware. im just glad she made a point to come say hi to me today
>>735355465
it's not lewd though!
>>735355590
m-maybe it is now though
>>735355504
w-what
>>735355719
Hai z3
>>735355788
I have seen your post.
>sits on waist and pins down
>>735355590
then you can have some of mine
>>735355844
Hello Squid monster
I bought Tekken 7. I don't understand anything but it's somewhat fun
>>735355236
Lemme know how it is.
>>735355444
>trips
Your true feelings and your pervertedness~
Thank you~ It matters to me~
> Yeah, but i can't help giving you a few at least~
> It's ok, stare as much as you want~
>>735355465
But i don't have that gesture...
>>735355639
Suggesting what?
>>735355745
Hm well at least they are nice to you
>>735355788
What is now?
>>735355873
That would be nice if you were here
>>735355590
you really wouldnt snug this cutie?
>>735355680
how've you been?
>>735355788
her shorts were unzipped, was super lewd
>>735355898
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>735355897
On PC? Have you chosen your favourite character yet?