It's that time again gents. Time to star pouring and get

Drinking Bulleit rye.

>>735339789
But I've mostly stopped drinking, and thanks to that I'm back in college in my 30's, and I have finals this week.

>>735339789
Alreadydrunk yo fuckin op. 8 shots vodka in 10 seconds do t think ya help be needed

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Got cheap kessler whiskey, 5 drinks in so far. Not feeling great yet

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>>735340016
Well, least you have you're life going on track man, cheers to you.
>>735339980
Atta boy, cheers it up.

>>735339789
All I have is tequila leftover. Fuck that.

>>735339789
> shot of rum
> 2 six packs of Modelo
> Whiskey Ginger

what next

>>735340390
so you have what

rum? whisky? what else?

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2 shots of cheap vodka and a 6 pack of Polish beer is enough for me man
>Mfw work tomorrow

>>735340531
Cock, cum, depression

What should I down?

>>735340016
haha fucking scrub

>>735340213
i really like rye, i don't know anyone who does.

Three Olives was on sale, jamming out to trash music, what are you /b/ros up to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw

Drinking Natty Light and Milwaukee's Best

>>735340580
hook me up with a shot of that depression famalam

>>735340686
>Natty Light

>>735340665
I havent sucked vodka off titties in a long time :(

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>>735340126
Fucking drink more man, I'll power drink with you. Cheers man.
>>735340133
Keep em going. You got this man.
>>735340314
No, you hold back the puke and down it. Enough downs and you'll love it, cheers buddy.
>>735340390
You best be ready to cry bro.
>>735340539
I'm...so sorry man...I'll drink hard for you.

On a lighter note. Telescopes gentlemen. I'm considering buying one.

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>>735339789
Sippin Jim Beam on ice

>>735340741
Saving money on beer means the cocaine man will visit later

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>>735340634
I'm a Canadian bro, rye's in the blood. Great shit.
>>735340686
Atta boy, i mean, hope the best for you're hangover to not be shitty but drink up bro.
>>735340800
Get it man. Cheers.

>>735340792
There's plenty of anon titties to suck vodka off of, just not the tiddies you want.

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Almost out boys

I'm drinking 3/4 beer 1/4 9% lime strong chi hi
I'm rekt

>>735340895
i won't hold where you were born against you.

>>735341031
Great website. 1/10. Jacked pff so. Nice. Thanks bye

>>735339789
Well fuck, guess I'll crack another beer then. Upslope IPA. Because I just finished my bottle of tito's

Trying to masturbate but I'm so drunk I'm just laying here in my bikini and talking political nonsense on 4chan.

I need to concentrate

>>735340798
>You best be ready to cry bro.
Nah, Cavs won tonight

>>735340849
which means you're less drunk

>>735341243
My fucking man! Let's get that last years comeback!

>>735341203
like trap or like grill

>>735339789
Texas reporting in with a bottle of El Amo

>>735341322
Pipe it up. Nice dubs

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>>735340964
I haven't teared up much in my life. But this was one of them, im so sorry bro. make that last one count.
>>735341059
Damn bro, drink it all for us bro.
>>735341103
Though I'm in Minnesota now. haha.
>>735341135
Cracking open another cold one with the bros. Thanks bro. Means alot bro.
>>735341203
You spelled need another drink wrong.
>>735341243
Well shit nevermind. Drink up my bro.

>>735341354
yo el amo is the fucking life

>>735341292
It enhances the drinking insanity for me

>>735341203
Don't care if either I need to fap to show us something

>>735341435
Might as well trip and drink if you want fucking insanity. My brother found and stroked a cow last time he did

Wisconsinite in Minnesota repourting in.

Got myself a bottle of Monkey Shoulder for giggles.

>>735340964
jesus christ please tell me thats an xbox one S and not the original xbox one on it's side.

also, i'm drinking an energy drink because I already spent my booze money. jack, honey jack, havana club, bacardi gold, it's all good baby

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>>735341354
>>735341416
Googled El Amo because I just didn't know it.
>the master from doctor who pops up
>wat

>>735341540
Like a fat chick, or like bestiality?

>>735340895
I was ARMY Infantry, now I repair airplanes, I'm even allowed to fix planes for Air Canada (that test wasn't easy), I think i am allowed to be the one who likes rye whiskey.

>>735341639

mmm....honey jack...

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>>735341532
Fuck you take this all you're getting tho until like 8 mOre shots

>>735341410
<<army guy
saw that post after i posted.

>>735340133
>Trumpster drinks Kessler to forget.
You can't make Bourbon without maize, a gift from Mexico.
Just finishing up some Zignum mescal.

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>>735341410
Don't worry, another showed up.

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>>735341723
Alright bros, Still OP here. (im the one doing massive reply posts) Gotta say, never had nudes appear in my drinking threads so I feel pretty successful. DRINKS ALL AROUND GENTS.

Also you all never fucking commented about me wanted to get a telescope. I need input.

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>>735341984
YOU FUCKING SNEAKY BASTARD.

>>735341719
does not mix well with kahlua... found that out the hard way. way too sweet.

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>>735341643
Nigger you best find a bitch and wreck yourself

>>735340580
Donald, are you on /b/ again? You should be working to bankrupt MuriKKKa again!

>>735341929
you can, since bourbon is an american drink.

>>735341639
It's the battlefield edition one s

>>735341649
Like a cow he tipped and then tried to pet

>>735341059
>>735341410
>>735341723
Broski and siski
Have you ever tried it? I've never heard of it b4 I kinda invented it myself.
What should I call it? It was inspired by beer and Smirnoff (turbo shandy) except this gets you absolutely wankered.
What should I call it?
>>735341723 I might name it after your pussy "sweet n sour killer" is the best I can think of

>>735340634
I do. We just don't get much of it where I live.

>>735342213
CLEAR LIQUOR IS FOR RICH WOMEN ON DIETS.

>>735342213
The ol' razzle dazzle comes to mind.

>>735341723
You want dick pics?

>>735341203
Mr President …?

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>>735342075
Always a stash just in case.

>>735342445
Uh sure ill check out what ya packing.

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I'm just gonna take this moment to remind all the Murricans that the drinking age is 19 in Canada. (and 18 in Quebec)

Your government wants to protect you from alcohol and weed, but you can have all the legal heroin you want after you almost die in a desert thousands of miles away. :)

>>735342213
TBQH I tried to make a "Tijuana champagne" with whiskey, triple sec and ginger ale but it was disgusting>>735342213

2 shots o' Kraken coming right up!

>>735342168
But you can't make Bourbon without maize. You lot call it "corn".


Do you even know what you're drinking, trumpster?

>>735342320
Brown liquors are for people who think wood and sugar are worth drinking.

>>735342320
I can drink half a pint of whisky or gin and not feel a fucking thing....this "dazzle dazzle" shit gets me fucked up

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>>735342587
Nah, you'll drink with OP and party.
>>735342526
My fucking man, you deserve 4 shots right now.

>>735342722

is this just really good bait or do you honestly think that mexico is the reason we have corn in america?

>>735342807
"Liquor" is for people who realize alcohol comes from fermenting plants with sugar. :/

>>735342900
I'm partying that's for sure. I can't feel my face sooooooo IFEEL GOOD

>>735342807

wood and sugar taste amazing...have you had brown liquors before? or smoked a cigar? or had smoked meat?

>>735339789
I got miller High Life and Wild turkey 101
a long work week is over and I plan on stayin up all night

>>735342722
Indians call corn "maize" too. we don't get along well.

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>>735342647
>"Tijuana champagne"
No kidding?
Tijuana here. We haven't had whiskey since NAFTA drove Waterfill & Frasier out of business. And ginger ale is made by putting a splash of Coke into a bunch of 7Up, (Think I'm kidding? Ask any other bartender!)
Agave is the master race. Currently sipping Gran Orendain.

>>735342612

>>735342942
so who is "Beer" and "Wine" for?

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>>735342993
Post pics then otherwise get yourself a kik and share it with us all.
OP keeping us all happy.
Those with shitty defaults just block haha.
>>735343223
Atta fucking boy, lets drink heavy and forget everything buddy.

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>>735343350
Fine i gotch u...

>>735342647
>>735343273

"tijuana champagne"
> 2:1 Tequila to triplesec, top the glass with ginger ale

Which means this fag switched whiskey with tequila

>>735343477
nice tits, better dubs

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>>735343273
>ginger ale is coke and 7up

What the fuck are you talking aboot? Maybe in Mexico where they don't make the shit. Ever had Jamaican ginger beer? It's that, but for pussies.

Canadians love the shit.

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>>735342915
Research your own question, young anon, you will learn that Zea mais was domesticated in Mexico. Monsanto is creating an irony lately but, yes, your "corn" is Mexican.

This was a cruel and unusual thread to scroll past.I'm both broke and boozeless and don't even have any damn cigarettes.

OP.

>>735343477
See. this. This is fucking respectable. I appreciate it and welcome more. I also still stand by the kik thing. Make a shit account and we can talk haha.
>>735343603
Bro, I'm sorry, I feel like ive wronged the wrong guy.

>>735343589

i love canadian dry as much as the next guy, but ginger ale and ginger beer are two totally different things. (as I am sure you know)

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>>735343339
whoever the fuck wants any. DRINKS ALL AROUND.

it still contains sugar though :D

>>735343748

technically all the sugar has been turned to alcohol (if you are doing it right)

>>735343235
>>735342320
>>735341800
these are me, Eska.

>>735343933
Sugar=Higher Alcohol content. Alcohol is weird. Chemistry is bullshit.

>>735343589
Real ginger ale is made by fermenting ginger root and sugar. I've made it myself, it's very good. But when you order ginger ale in a bar you generally get a glass of 7Up with a splash of Coke. MuriKKKans' tastebuds were shot off in the war.

>>735343744
Yeah, ginger ale is much sweeter and way less spicy. There is a dark ginger ale by schweppes that is a bit more gingery but still way too sweet.

>>735343933
Technically, the sugar stops converting to ethanol around 13°GL. Whatever's left over stays as sugar.

>>735344088

Moscow Mule was my drink in college...i used to throw that shit down like a motherfucker.

I will never forget the first time I made it with ginger BEER instead of ginger ALE...life will never be the same.

>>735344088
You're talking about commercial ginger ales.

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For all the ginger lovers, try this out. Kind of tastes like Brio chinotto Italian soda.

>>735344331

I have home brewed wine and cider...in my experience it is hard to not turn all your sugar into alcohol.

Almost anything you buy from a store is sweetened with an artificial sweetener...it's cheaper, and easier to brew with (especially when you are brewing 100+ gallons like the big guys are)

>>735344418
Beer is ale made with hops. "Ginger beer" is simply an elegant variation on "ginger ale", inasmuch as it is never made with hops.

Turkey, heresy, hops, and beer came into England all in one year.

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Time for shots ladies and gentlemen. I'm fucking getting there.

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I've never actually had a real "beer" made with ginger. I was referring to something like Grace Island soda Ginger Beer the whole time >.>

>>735344973

most ginger beer doesn't have alcohol in it.

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Threads dying gents. Suppose its 12am but still. Overflow those shots and keep me going. I'm ready to drunk talk about space and shit.

Also its OP here, help me.

>>735344598
Yeasts consume sugars and excrete alcohols. Alcohols kill yeasts. Saccharomyces yeasts die in an environment around 13°GL. Artificial sweeteners do not support fermenation whatsoever.

>>735345131
that's what I thought. i was referring to it as a mix because the dude said it's just coke and 7up.

>>735345163
I still have four fingers of Orendain.

>>735345322
yeah, that dude is what we here on 4chan would call a dumbass.

Am I still ban

Eska still here, please talk to me.

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question: is four loko still banned in the US? because we still have it in Canada, and it still gets you fucked up with 1 can.

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Like i said earlier, Space. I want to learn about this shit. Its so fucking untapped. We're over here drinking and talking while planets are just doing there own shit. Maybe talking drunk but whatever.

>>735345584
Answer: I work at at liquor store, also OP. We have 4 Loko, but its basically a dumbed down version, Its a fruity malt beer. And a complete letdown.

>>735345584

i live in the south and we have it here, but i'm pretty sure it is like a watered down version

>>735343594
lets not forget the time we could have ended Mexico but we gave the shit country it's land back

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>>735345617
im outside with a flashlight, making swirling motions on your sons bedroom wall to teach him about the universe. every night. I do this with your son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFTaiWInZ44

>>735345322
I'm the old bartender who told you about the 7Up-Coke trick. Real ginger ale is alcoholic just as all beers and ales are alcoholic, but the ginger ale you have been programmed to understand is mass-market soft drink stuff.

You never get wisdom on /b/, you can only get pointers for your own research. Do it!

Real ginger ale is good shit. Make some yourself. Schweppes and Canada Dry are not real ginger ales, they are carbonated soft drinks.

When making mixed drinks, "ginger ale" generally refers to the carbonated soft drinks and not to the real thing. You cannot create a simulacrum of the real thing using 7Up and Coke but you can make a simulacrum of the ginger ale soft drink by splashing a bit of Coke into 7Up.

Wanna know another secret? All soft drinks taste alike. Prove that to yourself by tasting them blindfolded. Really. Blindfold someone and give them any soft drink you have, they are all the same except for color.

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The First Step is admitting you have a problem.

>>735345965
suddenly space is weird.

Fuck you, I'm having pineapple juice and Kraken. And that was 10 min BEFORE I saw this thread!!!

>>735345617
The old bartender thinks this is an interesting response. He braved Captcha to say so.

>>735346182
>Blindfold someone and give them any soft drink you have, they are all the same except for color.
Thats bullshit. Most people are stupid and dont pay attention to things in life. Im up for a taste test any fucking time.

>>735346182
well, thank you for writing the encyclopedia on ginger ale.

I will try mixing 7up and coke, and now that I think about it Canada dry is very close to 7up. I don't drink it either anyway.

But to be honest any time someone says "Ginger Ale" or "Ginger Beer" they're usually referring to the soft drink.

>>735346593

or don't...this dude is trolling so fucking hard he might as well be living under a bridge and talking to billy goats

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>>735346540

>>735346669
You sound like you like Budweiser.

>>735346872
the dude is claiming that all soda tastes the same and you are comparing that to the most generic beer in the world?

you are a fucking moron! Budweiser tastes different than craft beer and Sprite tastes different than Coke...if you disagree then you should go eat shit and tell me if it tastes like chocolate

ITT Trumpsters get drunk.

my face was blown apart, nobody can has as much as i have. i am Eska.

>>735339789
>and be man

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Which one boys?

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>>735347779
After 5 years of having this, I've never noticed this error. Holy christ.

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>>735347779
the guy who made that meme was obviously already drunk.

this was soo fucking good but they discontinued it to make hard cream soda and root beer. fuck my life. they also have a moscow mule that looks really gay in the can.

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>>735347779
>>735347978
I made this, OP here too. I made this, I have the original .psd. I swear on the booze bros.

>>735348108
show the psd open in photoshop or it didnt happen lol.

you don't need to i honestly dont give a flying fuck about typos

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pizza pizza show me the pizza

I usually love whisky and wilkinsons ginger ale. It's really frickin spicy and it tastes the same with or without whisky. Perfect for getting a girl in the mood.
Last week I froze icecubes from it and added it to the whisky

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>>735348251
I'm sorry, but my Photoshop torrent buzz killed. But better yet heres a screenshot of my original picture next to the new current one. Proof enough.