>"You're all alone on a Friday night again Anon?!

>>735329312
politely decline

>>735329312
>tell her I'll meet her outside
>lock myself inside
>call animal control

>>735329312
Why go out when we can stay in?

>get out moscato and make fried chicken
>fuck until my balls can't give cum anymore.

Pack snorkel
Pack torch
Off we go...

>>735329312
Aww shit someones actually gunna take the time to hang out with me?
I'm so lonely ;_;

Get dressed. Call me wing man. He shamelessly stuffs the dark hog while I bang an easy 18 yo.

>>735329312
I'd fuck the shit out that bitch, most fat females have tight pussies.

Man the harpoons

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>>735329312
Sorry nigger nothing personal

>>735329736
and smelly smegma stained as well.

>>735329736
As a man who loves fat chicks, no they do not.

>>735329312
Sure big cutie, are we going to your place or out somewhere?

>>735329490
lost

>>735329312
Load the special 12000 caliber harp cannon to full power

Tell her not thanks I only eat one dinner a day

Screech while sliding underneath my futon to hide hoping mummy makes the darkie leave

I'd face fuck that hoe and she would love it

>>735331375
I'd fuck every hole she had tbh

>>735329312
tell her to fuck off cause i don't even like McDonald's and it doesn't count as a night out for me

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I'd fuck her. Fat black chick is better then a fat white chick. Just cloae your eyes and its like laughterbating to a michelin man sex doll

Go out.

Aside from being fat and black. Her hair looks done, make up on, t̶a̶r̶p̶ clothes look nice.

I bet she knows some good ass food places. and I would put my last dollar on her putting out and being tight.

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Be honest; could you properly handle all this thiccness?

>>735332694
yes. what point are you trying to make here?

>>735332694
>ohhhellnaw.png

>>735332800
Excuse to bump

>>735332908
you can just post pictures though, that bumps the thread

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>>735329312

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>>735332993
Too used to /r9k/ lol

>>735329312

Trip the whale and watch her smash through the floor, the weight of her immensity hitting the foundation of my apartment building cracking every structural support, collapsing the building on my head, and i'll deserve it for getting within talking distance of this fat nigger hambeast.

>>735329312
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Whos leaving when we can just fuck here?

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>>735333597
Holy fuck my mouth's watering, so hot

>>735333775

>360 degrees

Rate my swag /b/ros. I'd be like

HEY MA, YOU LIKE MY UPSIDE DOWN VISOR? YOU LIKE MY FROSTED TIPS? LEMME HOLLA ATCHU DOH. SQUARE BIDNESS LIKE A JAHOVA WITNESS MA. QUIT KNOCKIN ON DOORS DAT AIN'T YOURS. KNOCK ON MINE AND U BE FINE YOU SWINE. DAMN MA, DAT DRESS IS A MESS, BUT DON'T STRESS, IMMA MAKE YOU FEEL HEAVEN AND I'M THE ONE DASS BLESS. LOOK HERE BIG GURL, THEM KANKLES IS MY WORLD. YOUR HIPS, YOUR THIGHS, DEM LIPS, DEM EYES. YOU GOT ME SPRUNG LIKE SHOCKS ON A BRONCO, I'D HIT THAT PRONTO. COME TO MY MOMMA HOUSE I'LL SNEAK YOU IN DA WINDOW N WE PLAY LIKE A NINTENDO. COMPRENDO? YEAH I KNOW A LIL ESPANISH, I'M MA MAKE THIS DICK VANISH. ALL BETWEEN YOUR ROLLS, ALL BETWEEN DEM FOLDS, YOU CAN KEEP ME WARM IT BE GETTIN COLD. I'LL SUCK YOU ALL OVER LIKE THE VAMPIRE LESTAT. LEMME INSIDE HOW BOW DAT?

could I get her /b/?

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>>735334387

For the love of god.

>>735329312
I would marry this Queen

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>>735334387
Sounds pretty gangsta to me fam

I'd go out, but only if she buys the drinks.

room for her?

>>735329666
Kek with devil trips

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Have a white girl

>>735335214
Thank you sir. I tend to be quite gangsta with the whales.

>>735335214
>>735335712
>tfw your little five incher will never satisfy a big old woman like that
Why even live?

i honestly love fat nigger bitches for some reason

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>>735336984
forgot to post pic

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>>735336984
They're curvy, thicc, and have an uncommon confidence and vivaciousness about them that fatties of other races don't have

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bump with more fat nigger bitches

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I want a big hot ghetto mama to fuck me and sit on my face so bad

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No
Stop saying
Cut it out

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*saging not saying

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>>735333111

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Lesser thicc but still pretty chunky

>>735329312
"Get back to doing my laundry, Mammy!"

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*twerks in your path*

>>735333597
"Muh tittuhs 'n' poosie!"

I'd go with her. I got nothing better to do. Chances are we end up at an all you can eat buffet. Sounds like a win to me

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>>735339394
Would you rub her big belly if she eats too much?

>>735339724
I mean probably not. I'd need a forklift to rub that bitches belly

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would u rape her fat ass or skullfuck her first?

>>735340265
Gimme that fat booty

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>>735340520
she's never had a dick in her ass before. would u be gentle or treat her like a whore? wwyd?

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Piggy niggys make my dick biggy

>>735340092
>cotton candi

Mah nigga

>>735341778
She's a negro titty goddess

>>735329312
Offer to stay inside and lock the door once she agrees?

i need to bust a nut, give me a list of thicc black pornstars to whack it to, now!

>>735333398
You have to go back.

>>735342943
Cotton Candi

/end list

>>735342463
Seen her handjob scenes?

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>>735343642
Brumpholdt Bloppt pls

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>>735343977
Oh dear, no I haven't!

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>tfw no black belly gf
Kill me

>>735329312

Go with her.

>>735332694

I could not and would also rather not.

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>>735346166
What's the matter pal? Too HIGH TEST for you?

>>735334387
>could I get her /b/?
all you need is a twinkie

>>735344846
>>735344209
>>735341447
>>735339256
>>735339256
>>735338377
>>735337572
>>735337245
>>735336297
>>735336614

This makes my cock HARD.

>>735346738
Would a pants twinkie work?

> mfw maid from Tom & Jerry

>>735347667
Don't tell me she wasn't your first cartoon crush

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I want a big fat black ass to eat NOW

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>ywn motorboat these big fat black cheeks

>>735332694
there's a difference between thicc and fat

>>735329608
Exactly my thoughts. Looks like she would let you do anything, my nigga. (No pun intended)

>>735346461
Found the /fit/ bro