Welcome to s-summer Anonymous! Boy are these summerfags bad this

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first

nice boobs alice :*

wheres nano's bikini?

>>735318734
Cute as always Alice

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Nice.

>>735318734
i've never been so excited for something that's on /b/

>>735318804
>boobs
>"alice"

Get the fuck out of here you trap faggot with your anime picture and small bulge in your pants.

>>735318734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z6a4PP4TCC

>>735318734
Pls cook naked

>summer edition
I can't tell if you're giving into the thirst or just wanting to be cute

wait Alice you don't even go outside and enjoy the sun though wtf

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>>735318734
That body...

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>>735318734
Hi Alice!!
Nice to see you.
How was your day?

trap

>>735318928
it's a fucking dude

>>735318734
What? No one-piece swimsuit Alice?

That feel when you'll never look as good in a bikini as Alice.

awww yeehh

>>735318734
ohhh alice is showing skin nice <3

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>>735318876
Actually that's me, bye

>>735318892
Do you know what cooking grease is, anon?

>>735318964
;n;

what are you making?

hurry up. I'm hungry.

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>>735318734
you need to tan abit , youre more white then a ghost
also Hi

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>>735318915
S-sure I do! You c-can't see my tan?


Anyway, what is the quintessential summer food? The thing you see and just think "Ahhh it's summer, this is summer food, summer for sure!"

I'll give you a minute...


...okay pencils down.

You got it right Anonymous! Salad!

Show your dick

tfw you dont have a qt face or body

>>735318734
Are you a guy in girls clothes?

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>>735319007

0.o Oh my Alice...

well a salad is good for you...

>>735318734
Can i see that penis you have in those shorts and those manlet teets?

>>735318983
>Do you know what cooking grease is
Yes, and I want you to strip naked and slather it all over yourself.

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>>735318954
I know, faggot! Shut the fuck up and let me fap in peace.

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>>735318734
>mfw watching these threads devolve from something okay to camwhore central
Only a matter of time before she's doing nudes, and it's a hell of a warning, too.
Don't do 4chan, ladies and gents.

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>>735319007
GROSS

>>735319017
>>735319061
Sausage is not on the menu today, anon

>>735319062
IOUADSYHKL;ASDA

NO

stick a marker in your ass

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>>735318734
>be a "girl"
>likes anime
It's a trap

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>>735319040
N-nope! Full fledged woman!

Now l-let me select a tea for you <4

>>735319007
Salad? No burgers or hotdogs? Are you American or European?

>>735319007

we don't want that rabbit food

>>735318983
>Do you know what cooking grease is, anon?
not that anon but i bet you'd love it if i poured candle wax on you, is it any hotter?

>>735319007
I can't lol, now I'm looking /extra hard/ at you
>what is summer food

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>>735319007
Today's not yesterday but I like your salad

>>735319136
>"woman"

That video proves nothing you faggot trap. It's a mental disease to think you're a woman. Seek help

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>>735319007
They sure are bad this year. I think this should perk things up though! What a way to beat the... to beat the heat!

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>>735319131
legud1

>>735319132
she watches dubs

>>735319189
ALSO NO

>>735319136
Prove it, take off your shorts

>>735319007
>>735319189
>what is summer food
i mean i could go for a side of you

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>>735319132
I'm f-from a video game dear <4

>>735319061
Don't h-have one <4

>>735319103
If a bikini is c-cam whoring, wow, all of central park is right now <4

>>735319160
Asian <4

>>735319165
How s-sad!

>>735319203
Is it a d-disease t-to call women traps on the internet? Is it t-terminal?

>>735319228
H-here Reimu, l-let me pour you some tea <4

>>735319203
fam, not everyone on the internet is a boy or a trap, you are just a faggot.

>>735318734
Do my eyes deceive me? No dick bulge, is it dare a say not a trap?

Also if you are making meal requests I request milk steak.

>>735319136
I hope there's garbanzo beans

>>735319136
Is it me or I see something small like a paper in one of your boobs?

CC approves :+1: <4

>>735319007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U0KBiocixB

>>735318734
will we see tem nooodzz today???????????

>>735318734
>waifu alice is back
Well time to fap

>>735319289
Your eyes decieve you.

>>735319287
keep living in your fantasy world that OP isn't a trap

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Hey guys don't fall for this troll!
Look at the date guys
>6/8/17
It's clearly the ninth right now.
You think this is live but it's all pre-recoreded and you're falling for her trap.
Also she's a trap.

Pet me.

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>>735319274
May I also have some tea?

>>735318954
It's not a dude.

>>735319136
EWWW you fat kys

>>735319243
aww okay, what are you into though
>>735319274
wanna kiss your tummy/whole body not gonna lie

>>735319386
see
>>735319350

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>>735319250
T-these are hot pants dear <4

>>735319289
S-sorry, you get what I m-made you
<4

>>735319296
S-sadly not!

>>735319323
BBQ is a w-winter food :dingo:

>>735319350
And y-yet he's more in reality t-than you <4

>>735319368
All out I'm afraid. Instead, l-let us move on to the meal!

Here is w-what you will need!
Be sure t-to get lots of leafy greens!

>>735319274

6/8/17? Explain this.

>>735319274
you pour tea so awkwardly lol, are your hands shaking? you seem anxious

>>735319349
Damnit not again!!!

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>>735319250
Food doesn't go in vagoo

>>735319289
the fuck is milk steak?

>>735319327
no

>>735319333
bad

>>735319363
I'm going to pet you until you die from death, you little shit

>>735319274
An albino asian who never goes in the sun but wears bathing suit inside. Makes sense

>>735319435
faggot kys, you're not a woman, be mad

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>>735319274
W-why thank you, Alice!

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>>735318734
>>735318734
I'll be honest, I want to stick my dick in your belly button and fill up your navel with my cum.

>>735319363
*throws an emergency pack of attention and validation*

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>>735319437
I l-labeled the picture wrong!

>>735319442
I h-have nerve damage <4

>>735319396
*shrugs* C-can't be perfect <4

>>735319483
I'm n-not albino and I g-go outside every day <4

>>735319492
H-hard to be mad at someone so wrong <4


N-now the first step is to cut the veggies. V-very carefully. Y-you don't want to cut yourself.

>>735319435
BBQ IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT A "W-WINTER FOOD" YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!

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>>735319399
comfortably distant relationships with respect and loyalty

>>735319505
boi

>>735319435
Hey alice, what do you think about lua?
> it's a programming language

>>735319386
had anyone ever seen a picture or something else that would actually witness the gender of alice.

>inb4 the 49437 genders.

>>735319502
Would kill all my family just to smell reimus dirty socks

Just ignore those faggots that think that everyone is a trap and have fun.

>>735319562
>I h-have nerve damag
you probably would give some interesting handsjobs lol, like a vibrator and hand mix

>>735319478
>bad
What is so bad about it. I like to fap and fantasize about my waifu. I even have a book where I sometimes write down my sexual fantasy.

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this is my brain rn

>>735319622
Shut the fuck up you trap.

>>735319562
did i see a chin??

>>735319562
what are those holes in the cutting board for?

>>735319562
f-faggot t-trap k-kys b-because y-you're c-clearly n-not a-a f-fucking w-woman y-you f-faggot. w-why d-does y-your s-speech i-impediment t-transfer t-to y-your t-typing

Thats enough autism for today.

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>>735319478
Steak
Boiled in milk
With jelly beans.

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>>735319615
LuaJIT is p-probably the fastest JIT available, and Lua is fine f-for small scale work like plugins.

>>735319653
Wouldn't k-know <4


Now, you also n-need to remember to break the vegetables up or t-they won't be as tasty to eat! You'll b-be chewing and chewing and chewing b-but no swallowing, and w-we all know that is what food is about!

>>735319592
.///. omfg alice but thats so lewd! w-would you date anon?

Fucking sexy ass Alice

Jesus christ

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Alice I have seen lots of your threads and I think you are a girl. Good on you they are fun.

Do you ever tell people how old you are?

>>735319677
Why would you think that i am a trap you fucking faggot? I am clearly male and do you want me to prove it?

>>735319363
>it's all prerecorded
No shit. This thread would be invalid otherwise.

Alice3D, you gotta step it up. We all know how to make a salad. How about chili?

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>>735319562
>you don't want to cut yourself

HEH,,,

>>735319615
Weird question but my personal take on it is that it's like a kalash

when used in the wrong hands, you have terrorism, but good as a staple

take civ v for example

>>735319619
DO NOT

>>735319654
That could be an interesting erotic journal actually

But still

bad

>>735319760
I never got into Lua because of it's syntax, but i'd like to try it so i can mod some games. Is it hard?

>>735319791 (You)
Fuck off trap, you can't fool me, whiteknight trap.

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>>735319791
Of course he wants you to prove it. He thinks everyone is a trap because he wants it to be true. He's a closeted faggot who craves the cock.

>>735319760
how do you type and upload vids so fast?

>>735318734
Cook the towel

>>735319435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18XqeHL8bus

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>>735319718
is that morse code?

>>735319719
hi

>>735319738
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>735319760
meh salads .
you should made home made icecream

>>735319880
>pretending this is real this hard

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hey guys george washington here father of america and... oh sweet! im glad my glroious nation became this. good on you sons of america!

>>735318734
tfw cant stop fapping

>>735319760
Is Ikakura Izumi your real name?

>>735319896
Milk steak is my favorite breakfast dish.

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>>735319711
T-trays with spices or oil go t-there <4

>>735319718
Citation n-needed <4

>>735319785
24

>>735319818
Can y-you really say that on /b/? M-most of these people have never l-left their moms basement.

>>735319845
N-no, b-but why? Just write C++.

>>735319880
I'm Alice d-dear <4


N-now, just a bunch of leafy green stuff isn't g-going to taste good! You n-need some sort of dressing f-for your rabbit food!

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>>735319880
Hahahahaha... You're funny, Anonymous.

>>735319896
>morse code
n-no i-its a-alice t-trap c-code

>>735319831
>That could be an interesting erotic journal actually
>But still
>bad


Yesterday I had an extreme one. Where I fantasized about forcing my dick down her throat and nearly suffocating her with my cum.
I came so much.

>>735319869
>whiteknight trap
i'm not a trap nor a whiteknight
and why do you waste time anyways?
don't you have somethin better to do like jerk off to gore or somethin

>>735319969
>Favovrite

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>>735319768
I can't speak on her behalf but I (not Alice) would consider it

>>735319775
yeet nigga

>>735319785
It's public knowledge

>>735319891
no

>>735319969

rabbit food confirmed

>>735318734
i would pay you all my betabux if you triforce
kys faggit

this person is a curious specimen

>>735320070
>her
kek

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>>735319969
Marry me, Alice. I need you.

>>735320070
who r u then

>>735319984
Reimu when do we get to see you in a bikini?

>>735320035
How good are you with your mouth, trapfag?

>>735318734
thanks alice

>>735319969
I can make chicken fingers from scratch.

>>735320070
o-oh. w-wait who are you then? asiufriudsfg why did alice stop responding to me ;-;

>>735319969
Some games (dota 2, i know it's terrible but i'm still addicted to it) can only be modded in Lua as far as i know.

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>>735319969
I wish our rabbit would eat this... she always turns her nose up at this kinda stuff.

>>735320145
they're called TENDIES you normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm back from a two month sabbatical and survived a terrorist attack in London. Feels good.

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>>735320070
>Not Alice
Then fuck off.

>>735319969
Why/how do you know "so much" about programming ?

>>735320206
too bad, should have died

>>735320206
Underdog?

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>>735319966
I don't like you anon

>>735319991
I don't understand

>>735320001
That's actually pretty normal but try to direct your fantasies to fantasy, of course

>>735320127
I'm me

>>735320153
I'm also me

Hey Alice, show all the fags your cock

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>>735319879

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>>735320128
When you start taking me somewhere nicer than Wendy's on all our dates! At least cook for me or something!

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>>735320255
Against a trio of retards easily chased away by a barstool thrown at them? What kind of casual do you take me for?

Is this the alice who claims to be a psych?

(S)he is a disgusting liar, someone who gets off on controlling and manipulating people. Don't believe a single word from her/his mouth.

>>735319969
LISTEN UP YOU CUNT BBQ! IS! NOT! A! WINTER FOOD! BBQ is summertime classic.

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ah we saved the union for this young lass' knockers. soon we will be getting a "no-trousers" thread, wont we?

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>>735319963
Yep!

>>735320091
▲
▲▲

>>735320096
D-didn't realize I was just an object d-dear <4

>>735320242
B-because I program for a living.

>>735320267
Don't h-have one <4


H-here is a simple vinegrette I use <4

>>735320242
"she" is actually a 48 year old man who dresses like that to get off. "she" looks feminine due to sex change surgery and plastic surgery.

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>>735320233
Why the actual fuck would Alice post dumb pictures of birds with arms?

Also I already fucked off and now I'm here

>>735320306
Wendy is hot tho

>>735320263
>That's actually pretty normal but try to direct your fantasies to fantasy, of course

of course,
with her I don't need a gf anymore

>>735320355
RIP triforce

>>735320263
whaa

>>735320355
aliiiceee

>>735320334
Gonna need some evidence on that buddy

>>735320372
so the bulge in OP photo is a strap on? is he missing his chopped off penis and needs a surrogate?

>>735320355
now shit in the bowl.

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>>735320334
I disagree

>>735320405
THAT'S A BAD FANTASY

Real women are good too, anon!

>>735320422
shh it okay bby

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>>735320375
Then why don't you look at HER in a bikini instead!

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>>735320355
Alice, still teaching morons how to cook without a microwave?

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>>735320347
N-not likely <4 M-maybe bikini bottoms~

>>735320372
W-wow, I'm quite spry and youthful for 48

>>735320409
H-here, I'll d-do another <4
▲
▲▲
W-well Anonymous? H-how was your meal <4

>>735320438
yes. exactly.

>>735320513
salad isnt food.

>>735320513
failed again, newfag confirmed

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>>735320193
I THAW THE SLICES OF CHICKEN
I HEAT UP THE OIL IN A DEEP PAN ON MEDIUM
I TOSS THE CHICKEN IN FLOUR
I THEN DIP THE CHICKEN IN BEATEN AND SALTED EGGS
I THEN ROLL THE CHICKEN IN BREADCRUMBS AND PAT IT TO SECURE THE COAT
I FRY THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE DEEP PAN FOR SEVEN MINUTES ON EACH SIDE
I GENTLY SHAKE EXCESS OIL OFF EACH PIECE WHEN DONE AND PUT IT IN A LINED CONTAINER

GET. ON. MY. GODDAMN. LEVEL.
ON.
MY.
GODDAMN.
LEVEL.

>>735320513
Is that a bowl full of condoms on the left? Because you're gonna need them when I come to visit

>>735320487
;-;
i just want to recover from what happened years ago

>>735320513
Aw, cute hair Alice

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>>735320513
Aw I f-fucked it up. Come on n-newfag Alice.

One more try:
▲
▲▲

>>735320513
It was idk,rather lacking a woman's shit on top of it.

>>735320513
can you thrust that salad up my ass hon?

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>>735320475
THIS IS THE WORST

>>735320489
I could do that yeah! But why would I?

>>735320355
If i recall correctly you said you will not show your cleavage cause you weren't an attention whore, so are you one now?

How bout i track ya IP, fly out to ya and murder you in cold fucking blood?

I'd like to see ya face before i blow it off..

>>735320513
You were supposed to die in traffic after your first thread today. Please die faster you delusional whore.

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>>735320608
Swing and a miss.

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>>735320513
>Alice can't triforce?

>>735320513
it was trash. and what's with that gay hand flip.

op is fag. confirmed.

>>735320608
relax they chaged it

>>735320608
i am cringing so HAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd HOW ACANS SOMEONE BE SO NEWFAGGY IN THE WORLSADGJHKJFGGHFHFH

>>735320633
kek
please do that to me, I want to die

>>735320513
You fucked up the triforce again, i'm starting to think you're not the real alice....

>>735320355
ur a fucking cam whore.. I wanna see you DEAD!

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>>735320601
eh? what happen?

>>735320608
cease this at once

>>735320617
>>735320610
these things will not be habbening bros

>>735320681
Give me your credit card information first.

>>735320679
I dunno, lets ask you

>>735320710
a person from here lied to me.. bad times. wish i could forget it tbh

>>735320725
that's no fun, you're the infamous 4chin haxz0r, get it from me

>>735320513
>maybe bikini bottoms~

My body is ready

>>735320513
>>735320608
Alice can't triforce
GTFO NEWFAG

>>735318734
fa-fa-faggot

>>735320710
ehmm why are you posting stupid birds with hand?
are you stooopid?

>>735320620
What can I say I like shit salad and milk steak.

>>735320513
Wait, I thought you were a psychologist...

Hey Alice just wanted to say you're cute and I don't pop into your threads much but you have a really good thing going on here and we need more OC like you. I really respect that you do this on /b/. Thanks!

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>>735320513
Looks appetizing.

>>735320754
Here you go
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>>735320827
i bet that faggot trap wants your dick now anon, good going

>>735319562
i-is t-that a l-los p-pollos a-apron from b-breaking b-bad/ b-better c-call s-saul?

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>>735320633
no

>>735320681
what no ;n;

>>735320698
why would you want to see that anon

why not go see camwhores to take their clothes off?

>>735320778
lying is a big problem on 4chen and it has been a bit of a culture here for years and years

what's the story?

>>735320487
>THAT'S A BAD FANTASY
>Real women are good too, anon!


No they are not. You have to invest tons of money in to a relationship and there is chance where she will use or abuse you. They can leave you and you have to care about the things she wants to do and doesn't want to.
With a waifu you don't have these problems, she can never betray or lie to you or steal your money. And you can live out every disgusting sex fantasy and fetish that you want.

>>735320844
fuck, i guess i will kill myself now

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT.

YOU ARE NOT A WOMAN AND WILL NEVER BE WOMAN.

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>>735320655
G-guess it doesn't work the same on mac!

>>735320649
Oh w-well <4

>>735320639
M-make me <4

>>735320633
72.69.19.236

H-have fun <4

>>735320866
Y-yep <4

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>>735320620
Because you like her Baconators more than you like me!

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>>735320800
yes

>>735320810
anda chef and a progremmer and a big ole fluffbag

>>735320827
you are a good person

>>735320608
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CByzR58q1E

>>735320887
haikus got an irl bf :^)

>>735320925
ITS NOT A WINTER FOOD!!!!

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>>735320810
Y-yes, and? <4

This thread needs more gore and spidermen.

>>735320936
ew feet

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>>735320925
Nah, 4chan moderation thought it was funny to screw down the first triangle. It is now impossible to triforce here.

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>>735320890
>tone of money
only if she's a material hoe or you're really poor

>chance that she will use or abuse you
there are clear warning signs to this and you can do a lot to protect yourself, like, discontinuing contact after a few red flags

>they can leave you
yes, it was not meant to be

>care about only her things
not true, you are your own man, anon

Waifus are great and all but I they are not what you are looking for, I can tell

>>735321028
IT'S SUMMER YOU RUSSIAN FUCK

>>735318734
Who knew Alice had childbearing hips

>>735321049
explain your lies

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>>735321089
Here you go.

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>tfw this is my 9th year on /b/
>tfw there's some literal faggot wearing woman's clothes with a thirsty group of worshippers
When did that happen? Remember the times when we were getting excited about actual girls posting here? Is this faggotry what's left of it?

>>735320925
Alice can I have 8 bucks?

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Alright everyone, I w-will be streaming on Twitch f-for a while! H-hope to see you there <4

Here is how to contact me:
email: [email protected]
Twitch: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

L-love you all <4

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And that's how you triforce.

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>>735320936
Well... Baconators are delicious yes

But are you more delicious? Depends on how much beef you have ~

>>735321049
>>735320827
are you going to respond to this fag who wants your dick you fucking whore

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>>735320597

>>735318734
Hey Alice! Nice top! You're on EST if I remember right, it's gonna be hot as hell tomorrow

How'd your voice recording go?

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>>735321089
Way too late for that shit.

>>735321182
This is what we have become. Faggots.

>>735321049
Makes me feel even more miserable...