Is it dangerous to eat horse cum ? I "acquired" a big load this morning and I've been dying to taste it.
I know human semen can be a vector for disease, but it's rare to catch anything through the oral route. I know I might get indigestion if I drink the whole lot but I'm not worried about that.
Should be good to eat it.
>>735289229
It depends, was the horse black?, if so, you may get aids.
>>735289310
AIDS only affects primates
How did you acquire it?
>>735289401
The joke (You)
What a brilliant thread!Where are the people who are supposed to be flooding this thread?
Reported
>>735289310
He was a large grey arabian stallion, about 16 hands.
>>735289415
Paranoid so I'd rather not say
>>735289615
Pics or it didn't happen
>>735289706
No. It has the breeder's name on the bottle
>>735289615
That's a lot of hands to jerk off one horse
>>735289547 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cll5xyUKG6Q
>>735289785(wrong video)
>>735289887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwX4I4DbvoI
>>735289229
Pics or it didnt happen
also:
It's definitely not harmful.
Extremely few diseases horses/other animals can have will survive in a human body.
You will be totally fine as long as it wasn't a skanky ass crack whore nigga horse.
>>735289754
Use paint and censor
>>735289229
Are there more photos where this came from?
And no, it is extremely unlikely that it would cause you any problems as long as its fresh. In fact, cum is pretty much as healthy as it can get (pure protein and vitamins/zinc), thats also the case for stallion love juice.
>>735289229
It's fine and also very nutritious. Good luck OP. I envy you.
>>735289401
youre in the clear then
>>735290254
dafuq
We need some photos, edit them if the label makes any difference
>>735289229
let us know how it tastes OP
>>735289464
Over at the horsecock enthusiast boards
lets get some beast up in here
bump
>>735290396
Salty and grassy, its thick so it sticks in the throat when you eat it
Just drink it. Every drop. Don't let any spill. You'll love every second that the horse jizz slides down your throat.
>>735290631
I've already started, using a kids Disney curly straw. About half left but it's starting to make me gag
aahahaha he left the exif data in the original picture. You can totally track down this horse fucker and show his parents
bumping for pics of horse cum
You are fucking sick.Fucking horsecum?You better bei eating this delicious Koala cum you disgusting filths.
>>735290728
If you are OP, make pic of jizz. We need to know its real, for reasons
>>735289229
Who cares? Your life is this fucked already, so you might as well get a disease and die.
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Horse cock is shit, Elephant cock is where it's at
>>735289464
The flooders flood with nigger dicks cause they are faggots. They are actually enjoying this thread.
>>735291000
Here we go
>>735289401
Thats where you notice AIDS is as fake as evolution from monkeys to humans
>>735290961
What is project normalize?
>>735289229
http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/capital-life/5176745/Women-flock-to-take-horse-semen-shots
So you should be ok.
>>735289229
Just do if it you're a gay little nigger.
Get AIDS, your fault.
>>735289415
Brought the mare inside to get him hard, cleaned his dick up then put a condom on him, set him on the mare and then afterwards grabbed the condom when he went soft. I'm amazed it didnt break.
>>735289229
Pretty sure there was an episode of fear factor they ended up not airing that involved the contestants having to drink a glass of donkey jizz
Mares >>> Stallions
>>735289229
Like mpst things.. It's best "fresh"
>>735291550
fag
>>735290753
Exif has been stripped on here for years. 0/10
>>735291429
there better be photos
>>735291550
>>735291550
homo
>>735290516
where are those?
>>735290983
Does anyone have pics of the Elepheeta that comes from this union?
>>735291550
More?
>>735291979
>>>/mlpol/ is gayer
Anyone have any gifs of people being fucked in the ass by a horse?
>>735289229
yes you could die from intense faggotry and horse AIDS
Where do these pics with horse condoms come from?
And where can i find more
holy fuck check this
>SNAPCHAT D.á‘•Oá—°
>>735292320
Fucking sick asshole! i'm reporting you to cia right now!
>>735289229
This is yummy as fuck. I envy you OP.
i thought i had problems, but you guys are fucked in the head
You can suck it straight out of the stallion's cock, but you risk getting kicked in the face
>>735292851
pls for the love of god post more
>>735292652
There's always somebody worse.
>>735290591
sexy one lmao
>>735293158
Post more real stuff then. Enlighten us
Anyone in the UK have access to horses? I've always wanted to lick and suck a horse cock, then swallow that sweet seed.
>>735293786
Ukfag here, I live near horses but have never had the courage to try anything because I don't want to get my skull kicked in half or my stomach torn lol. I've done stuff with dogs tho
>>735293911
yeah i dont want to end up arrested for sucking off a horse or end up naked and dead in a horse stall.
also, why wouldnt u drink it straight from the tap? sounds like the horses know u, are they urs or are u a caretaker?
>>735293216
If you want real horse stuff, it doesnt look pretty. it is ugly, barbaric in a sexy way and feral. This woman in the shitty videos would cry if break a nail.
They did it in the Jackass movie
>>735294080
I just clean the stables and groom them every now and then
>>735293911
Where in the UK are you?
Do you still have access to the dog/s? I can't own one due to the landlord's rules.
>>735294413
Hampshire, and yes they're my grandparents dogs and I dog sit for them when they're out of town etc
>>735294544
Ah, I'm in London. Not too far away, probably worth the trip for some dog and/or horse cock.
Which breeds are they and are they still able to cum?
>>735291429
If you could have applied a fraction of the amount of effort, you put into acquiring horse semen, to advancing yourself in life you'd be a rich fuck by now.
Instead, you on /b/ talking about drink horse semen. Oh the choices we make /b/
I made on of my ex gfs eat horse semen at least 10 times over 3-4 months. She was fine.
>>735294851
sounds like it didnt take him much effort at all, since he works around the horses
Next time suck the cum straight out of the horse. Its way more healthy.
>>735294741
Ah nice. They have a Great Dane, a German shepherd, and a pointer. All unneutured because they're breeding dogs, so they can all easily get hard and cum
>>735289229
This is borderline beastiality and it's fucking disgusting
>>735296216
>borderline
>>735294088
Then post the real stuff
>>735296054
Oh nice; all hot dogs!
You should add me to kik, we can talk more about this: bengunn90
>>735289229
>eat horse cum
greentext and screencaps when?
>>735296684
is that picture a real human female..?
shit looks like half abomination and half roastie
>>735296684
>Not beastiality
Fuck off you're eating a horses semen
>>735296786
Its a placeholder image taken from my porn folder, so yeah its a real woman. She must do that vaccum pumping thing on her labia.
>>735296852
No im suggesting OP shoots it up in her pussy just like any other cum. Since it cant get her pregnant its safe, in fact it can destroy her monthly egg. But it should be a fun experience playing around with cum.
(* more cum than a black man can give her)
which girl was made to rimjob a dog
go vote
https://www.poll-maker.com/poll1088808x2DA04718-45
Thanks for have ruined my very own existance faggots
>>735296684
>>735289229
Not sure if Im the only one but i would rather suck a horse's cock than sucking a nigger dick.
>>735294851
also, you'd have to know how to make money like that, most people just work harder at their job, not harder at getting jobs
> work harder at job
> get 50 cent per hour raise
>>735291429
>the mare inside to get him hard
>mare
>him
someone failed anatomy
>>735297076
number one and two look trash enough for it!
Number 3 has the tongue to go deep and clean all the stored shit!
>>735297351
The only benefit, it is that you can track the breed legacy of your horse and have a champion breed horse cock in your mouth.
You are not sucking the horse. you serve the royal magnificent equine.
Logged in
>>735289229
I'm jealous. I've always wanted to drink a big load of fresh horse cum.
>>735289229
Fucking pleb. You should have drank it straight from the source.
>>735297479
He brought a femal within sight of the male to get the male horny. Learn comprehension.
>>735297479
No mate, you just read it wrong.
Try again.
>>735297479
You use a mare to get the stud hard that's pretty basic seman collection practice
>>735297260
Hey its menthol kools
>>735289778
Lolololol kek
>>735297076
i love this fetish! not enough animal rimjob vid out there!
>>735289229
i guess OP missed this one...
http://www.odditycentral.com/news/new-zealand-pub-serves-shots-of-apple-flavored-horse-semen.html
>>735292851
post gif or webm please
>>735293149
oh man he said it
>>735294851
do you feel like part of the club now?
did you jizz your pants typing this?
Why are horse cocks so majestic? they have a great shape to them
anybody want some horse porn
>>735294954
We need more info about these events anon
>>735298736
Yes
>>735298736
yep
>>735298736
Me too , and if possible video of this post >>735293158
>>735298736
Well gee, I don't fuckin' know Ricky. Does the Tin Man have a sheetmetal cock?
>>735289229
>human semen can be a vector for disease, but it's rare to catch anything through the oral route
lolwat
is that what you tell yourself?
>>735298736
post it ya fuck
>>735298736
Where do you fags go to see horse porn?
https://youtu.be/7P2fJ4iuxTo 3
>>735299911
pornsocket has a hidden section, might able to find it with the right search terms.
>>735301268
What search terms
>>735289229
Chris Pontius did it on wild boys.
>>735301513
ok i'm hard
There's that one picture of the beautiful blonde cleaning the sheath
>>735289229
lmao fucking gross
why would you want to eat old stale horse cum
I dont understand the law around this. View is not illegal while possessing material is it? What kind of bullshit is this
You might swallow dick worms from that semen but they don't really do anything, they're harmless parasites
>>735301688
remember that time when the dude in this video died?
>>735302601
Oh shit I forgot he actually died from that lmao
Didn't his organs get ruptured or something? Serves him right tho
>>735302592
>parasites
>harmless
pick one
>>735301465
well, dog, horse, zoo, animal, whatever
>>735302256
Time to buy yourself a mare anon
>>735302857
Nah man it's fine they're harmless he'll be fine probably
>>735294544
Oh hey, Hampshire here to! I live with a dog, but he's neutered and not interested.
Once day I'll experience dog cock.
>>735301688
this guy fucking died
>>735304105
Soton here, wbu? That's a shame man
>>735289229
http://iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/Zoo/
enjoy
>>735304391
Can only recommend.
KYS
>>735289229
>but it's rare to catch anything through the oral route.
Even so with a horse the risk would be bacterial only. There are, compared to species specific viruses, an infinitesimally small number of cross species viruses capable of infecting both humans and non-primates.
>>735304105
Ive taken an eager dog once a few years bacm. Never knotted but boy do dogs know how to fuck, i just wish he wasn't so excitable so he could actually knot or something. I want a horse too but hey theyre expensive and you cant just ask around
>>735297076
A goddamn dog gets a rimjob from an azn QT3.14 but not me
>>735304813
Get a jack, they are cheap and a lot more "manageable"
>>735304566
summerfag
>>735289229
news bumper
>>735289229
Horse AIDS
Jesus H christ on the old rugged cross you niggers are fucked in the head.