Question for you /b/tards: >married 40 year old >what

>>735279936
Is fetlife any good?

>>735279936
fapbook, faptagram, fapchat, fapiper, fapapp

>>735280342
Fetlife is for people who have fetishes, not for faggots trying to get their dicks wet. You will meet a lot of resistance AND if you do find some slut she will likely be 1/10

>>735279936
The girl on has bikini of corona but she is drinking bud light... the irony

>>735279936
Reddit. Might have to travel though.

Is that ass real

50 here. Skip the b.s. and go straight to seekingarrangement dot com. It's not as straight up prostitution as backpage, but there are sugar babies willing to be discreet and entertain you for a little extra money & mentoring & friendship. It's still sex for money, but ALL sex costs you money. I met some really cool girls from there.. It's supposed to be all discreet and NSA, and you can do it that way if you want. But my last 3 relationships were with girls I met there. Trust me, its' worth the sign up fee. Happy to answer any questions if you'd like.

>>735279936
That pic triggers me she wearin a carona bikini and drinkin bud light.

>>735281654
I never understood why use seeking arrangement over just going to a reliable pro? What's the benefit?

>>735281654

Is OP too retarded to monitor his own thread?

>>735282320

Either one is fine. But the SA girls are generally not pros, less disease risk, more of a friends with benefits than just fuck me and gtfo. Like I said, I developed some real friendships & even relationships from there. Nothing wrong with going to backpage if you just want a pro for 30 mins, but the SA girls are also cheaper in the long run. Like I gave this one chick $200 per visit (about the rate for backpage), but she visited with me, did my shopping, I helped her fix her car, blah blah blah. But there was also amazing sex, just not as "clinical"

Don't do it dickhead. If you have a problem with your relationship talk to your wife. Don't make someone miserable you selfish cunt. You're lucky enough to have a wife, keep her. Talk to her if anything is wrong retard. Stop being so self absorbed and think of others.

>>735279936
I wonder if the guy in the background gets good service with that beer.

>>735281385
Actually, the owner of the brand is the same one...

>>735281665
See >>735283238

>>735281385
How is that ironic? Not the same owners maybe same distributors

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>>735281553
Fake

>>735281654
What if I'm a poor fag?. Also are you in a major city? Does it cost $$ to sign up?

>>735282350
I just came back

>>735283048
Mid life crisis

>>735281239
Are those real?

>>735283390
>implying that would stop me from eating it

>>735281654
More details on how that works?

Browse local girls, message, pay, what? Walk me through the routine as someone that has used that site. Beginning to end and the finances, please.

>>735283777
This

theeroticreview.com

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Finding a hot university chick

>>735284089
That's for prostitutes right?

>>735279936
Money.

>>735283048
In a nutshell, this. I don't know why you'd want to introduce a time bomb into your life. Smells like numb nuts wants a divorce. If you want to be single, be single.

>>735284267
Don't judge me anon. I'm just tired of the same pussy

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>>735284324
try tit fucking?

>>735279936
>best app to get laid
its called YOUR WIFE

>>735280342
Have used vanilla umbrella and gotten laid. She was a freak and let tie her up and fuck her face. It was fantastic.

>>735284606
Do you need credit card to use? How does it work?

>>735279936
Sounds like you are having a midlife crisis
Just buy a faster car or a nice load bike and be on your way sir

>>735279936
Have you tried talking to your wife, you fucking asshole?

>>735285013
About what?

>>735284868
Nah, need pussy

>>735279936
Get a divorce you pussy little bitch

>>735284868
>>735285013

Ya'll aren't married, are you?

Let the man get some pussy.

>>735285061
Just go to a bar then pick up a slut at end of night

>>735284267
This guy here is either not married or a white knight closet homo.

Men and women fuck around for completely separate reasons.

Men do it because the woman is too boring, too vanilla, or just plain fucking stale because you see her ALL DAY EVERY DAY. Not to mention some couples have stupid habits that kill the lust for each other like shitting with the door open or with the partner in the same room.

I've no doubt OP has not tried hard enough to spice up the sex but Im also just as sure the wife is boring as fuck. The only time she's exciting is when you meet and undress her for the very first time. After that no personality in the sheets, no desire to develop one, etc.

Women cheat for emotional reasons (not 100% of them so quit your bitching) which is far different than just getting a nut out and forgetting the bitch right after.

There is no good or bad, OP. The universe just is and so is your lust to fuck some new pussy. Problem is that you dont want to fucking pay for pussy cause the market is overpriced and you dont care to start a fling cause you just want the nut. You dont want to string some bitch along for problems. Am I right?

Well the solution is to go to the playstore (only works for android) and sear

>>735285345
Done that but need something a little more discreet

>>735285168
Yup Im married I can smoke weed and go out when I like it's cash

>>735285013
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>>735283048
man what happened to /b/ everyone is a cuck now. We used to hate women and cheating on them with some slut used to be a good thing. Holy fuck i feel like im on reddit

>>735285484
OP here, no shit. Bunch of faggots

>>735285428
Book a escort pick her up and pound away
Or get a cheap prostitute

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pick up a university/college girl needing money

>>735285608

No shit... even accounting for the trolls and samefags, way too much "normality" here now.

>>735285608
i agree, best thing to do is cheat with a friend who wants to fuck on the side, i used to have one we both benefited and kept it quite. Her bf was my good friend and my wife was hers. Its not as rare as youd think.

>>735285653
Been there done that

>>735285653
I'm looking for an app. Craigslist personals are fake af

I downloaded plenty of fish the other day. I was completely new to app dating. Two days later I getting sucked off by some fat bitch in my car. Couldn't help but wonder what her name was as she gagged & swallowed the nut. I'd imagine it's easier for white dudes to hook up with apps like this though. Being black, I really gotta talk my way into shit. Anyway, good luck fuckin. 8/10 would recommend.

>>735286118
How does it work? Do you set your profile to private? Or can anyone see your profile? I'm married so I don't want everyone to see my pic

>>735285813
Done that too. Eventually you get caught. I want something nsa

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>>735286240
There at the bottom there's an option to hide your profile with a description of what exactly it does. Haven't tried it myself. Download, make a profile, swipe for matches or just message girls you think are cute. The way they have their program setup is interesting. If someone swipes you - marked by 'wants to meet you' - they typically show up as the next person in line for you to swipe. Because you have to buy an upgraded version to see who likes you, this is like a free way to see who it was each time. So if you get a message like that, swipe right for the next 2-3 chicks. Might be one of them & your chances of getting a direct message grow exponentially.

>>735285346
>like shitting with the door open or with the partner in the same room.

Seeing someone take a shit kills lust? How old are you?

>>735286795
Excellent. Thanks anon. How much does it cost to sign up?

>>735286795
Using your face sounds risky though on a dating site.

This option doesn't give me the warm and fuzzies if a man were to go down this route.

Is there anything else that might help?

>>735286240
Additionally, OK Cupid is like the exact upgraded version of Plenty of Fish btw. Far better put together, far more time into making a profile, but this ultimately draws better quality chicks or humans in general. Hasn't got me any action yet, I just started it. I'm 24, I have a date with a 19 year old next week. I feel sorry for the next man who has to enter her cause I'm gonna do God's work. So far, more messages from more girls, but again, no action yet.

>>735287159
It's free.

>>735287162
I'd say if you're shy about using your face, make another profile on another app. Snapchat is my go to for this. Tons of fun casually & all the kids have it these days. Put whatever you want on the dating site, though without face, you'll need to be very in depth & responsive in your bio & to messages. Lots of fake acounts trying to cam scam. Message your users of choice & move them over to snapchat. If you're unfamiliar with snapchat, the photos you send in DM are automatically deleted & you're notified of any screenshots in convo or of pics. Use this as leverage for your pirvacy.

>>735283777
>>735283851

Yes, you do have to pay, it's like $80 per month for dudes. Girls don't pay, of course. Then just search what you're looking for: white girl, blonde, close by, most recently active, etc. etc. The girls detail their expectations: substantial, high, negotiable, whatever. Most do NOT want to pay to play or a per-visit situation, though they can be talked into it. I always start with a chat and phone call, swapping additional pics, etc. Then we meet for dinner (I pay), and decide from there whether to pursue something further. Some are straight up prostitutes, but most are not so avoid the "hurr durr lemme see them titties" bullshit. Act like a normal human being and you'll get some great results. (cont)

>>735279936
Try Grindr, you will get laid alot

>>735287806

It surprises me the horror stories all the girls have from retards on there, but I guess that's normal for any dating site. Just weird to me that some guy will pay $80 and then act like a complete jackass to the ladies. (cont)

>>735287913

Anyway, there are some total gold-diggers but some really sweet and decent girls too. Just be honest about what's up: many want an "allowance" like $800 per month or something. Then you work out how often you visit and go from there. Some are willing to go out and go shopping together, whatever, and some have a boyfriend or husband and need to be more discreet about it. (cont)

>>735288039

I've tried POF and every other dating site out there. Like I said, I'm 50 years old and POF keeps matching me with some fatass Methodist chick in her 40's who needs me to finish raising her shitty kids for her. No thanks.

So I go to SA, pick out some cute younger girl and go from there. Most of them do NOT want more than one "sugar daddy". Again, they're not prostitutes, just ladies who need a little extra cash or whatever.

I've ended up dating 3 different girls from there. One for a year, one for 4 months, and my current gf, also been together about a year. In other cases, it was more of an "arrangement" in the traditional sense.

>>735287829
Too bad I don't like dudes

>>735288214

The last true "arrangement" was with a hot little Latina who lived about 15 minutes from me. Her boyfriend is the army, she needed cash and likes sex. So she signed up, had all kinds of pervs and jackasses (one dude wanted her to shit on him) and had about given up when we met. I'm tall, fit, decent looking guy for my age. I gave her $200 per visit, helped her fix a computer problem, bought a set of tires for her once, etc. etc. She'd come over once or twice per week, suck me off and let me cum on her face (facials are my thing)......on video no less. Then we'd recover a bit, and I'd fuck her (I always have to cum twice). And that was that. About the same price as a backpage pro, but cleaner, 2 nuts, longer visits, and so on. Like I said, more a fwb than straight up paying a ho.

>>735288436
Nice

>>735288436

If you're looking to settle down with a sweet lady your own age, POF might work for you. But if you're just trying to get laid, I really do recommend SA. And since you're 40 and want to cheat on your wife, I'm guessing you're tired of stretch marks and busted up 40 year olds. So pick you out a 20-something on SA and go nuts

>>735288214
What was the amount of money you put into these women?

>>735288691
Thanks anon

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>>735288691

I would've never expected it to work out, but current gf is 20. (Yes, really.....I have no reason to lie). It started as just an arrangement, but she's cool and fun and interesting and we have a lot in common. It started to get more serious, so we busted up for awhile, neither of us expecting it would work. But we couldn't stay away from each other, we got back together and now she lives with me. I don't have kids, or it might be even more weird, but at this point I don't even think about her age. We've met each others' parents, the whole bit, and it's really going great. Best girlfriend I've ever had, best sex ever, she's everything to me. So there's a happy love story for ya. Pic related.

>>735288436
I had this but I lost track of the girl. She got pregnant by her boyfriend and I haven't talked to her in like 2 years . Used to fuck her all the time. I paid for her phone and would give her like 50 bucks every once in a while

>>735288715

Most were $200 to $400 per visit, depending on how far away and their "quality" to be blunt about it. The ones that turned into a relationship were different, of course, and that became normal bf/gf stuff: I bought dinners, flowers, birthday shit, just standard gf expenses. Even when I wasn't 'dating' them in the traditional sense, a couple thousand per month is cheap for quality pussy and zero bullshit.

>>735288924

Very nice, man. I love situations like that

>>735289282
Me too. Looking for that again

>>735289495

Is this one from your arrangment?

>>735289436

>>735289618
No, that's another anon

>>735289618
do you like her?

>>735289787

Yeah, she's hot, I'd definitely hit it.

>>735289038

Thanks for your experience and to "cut the BS". It's true that past 40yo the ladies don't love us for our beauty anymore.

>>735289038
Im not that far in life where i can drop a few grand.

I do like the relationship part though. After awhile they looks to you for help. Do you spend less over time?

Not a poor fag but HATE paying for women. I know its give and take but its my money and I want it now! (commercial reference for joking clarity)

>>735279936
Same boat OP, cheers to you on your venture.

Fucking summerfags and moralfags on this thread knows jackshit about being that age and married.

It takes it toll, and it's completely natural to look for extra-curricular activities.

I love my wife too, I want to spend the rest of my life with her, and taking care of her. We're still in a solid relationship; no glaring issues. We still have sex, good sex for the most part, but it's just becomes routine. We do 'talk' about how to spice things up, but usually ends with the 'routine' again.

One day, we're joking around. Using the humour to dance around 'options'. I mentioned about our trip to Mexico this fall. Talked about all the things to do down there. I jokingly said (re: suggested), "Let's get a mountain of coke and a hooker, and go to town on her?". She laughed it off, thinking it was our mutually dark humour we know each other for. Until I said, "no, seriously."....then the look on her face was almost coming to full-on dread..... I quickly capped the 'joke' with a "just kidding, lol." then noticed the sigh of relief. At that point you know the limits with your wife.

I then sort of adopted the "it's not cheating, it's just sex" mantra. And because I work out of town a lot, I tend to 'shop around' for NSA one-nighters.

Personal rule #1, "Don't shit where you eat"; unless you live in a large city. Imagine shopping with the wife, and you run into 2 ladies you fucked there too.....maybe they're discreet, or not.

Personal rule #2, Apps tend to leave traces of your adventures. "Hubby? why do you have the Tinder app on your phone?"

Personal rule #3, "Escorts > Hookers". If you're going to go that route, go for top-quality. Put in that extra dollar for better, discreet services. Not a perfect solution, but Escorts who have their own website, and reviews on certain sites tend to be "safer" than picking up a street-walker who could cause more drama for you in your car.

>>735290284
Money and position.

>>735290449
Great advice anon. Never used tinder cuz I don't have Facebook. I hate social media.

>>735290449
How to find escorts close to me?

>>735290284

Sure, man, happy to help. And you're right I don't look like I did in my 20's but with stability and experience, I fucked more 20-somethings in my 40's than I did in my own 20's. Wouldn't trade it for the world. Also, most of the girls I've been with LOVED sex with an older guy who knows what he's doing. I can't tell you how many times I've heard "omigod nobody has made me have multiples before" or "omigod I didn't know I could squirt" or whatever. Good times

>>735290380

I know what you mean, and yes over time you can pay less or see how things develop. But the old cliche is true: you ALWAYS pay for women. What do relationships cost in terms of dinner, driving her places, putting up with her fucked up family, bailing her stupid friends out of jail, etc. etc. Add that shit up, count how many times you fucked, and you have the price you pay for pussy.

I like watching my wife get fucked and occasionally participating. We use Swingery and it's working out pretty good for us. It's not all couples either. There's quite a few single males and females on there.

>>735279936
uhhh... tinder. literally made for casual hookups

>>735282492
only $200? That's pretty cheap, most of the hot girls on there charge $500 per visit

Any thoughts for people on apps to use for a couple looking for a threesome? Can this be done on SA?

I'm old, so hang in there with me on this app bullshit.

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>>735290894

>>735290894
Don't you have to have Facebook to use tinder?

>>735283455
if you're a poor fag then don't do it, sugar babies want money don't pollute the site with your broke bullshit. Get a tinder or bumble like everyone else faggot.

>>735281385
and the girl behind her has anything but a light but

>>735290999
This, definitely.
>>735290889

>>735285346
this whole post is backwards
men cheat for emotional reasons not women, you're misquoting

>>735290990

I tend to go more toward the "girl next door" types instead of the super-model chicks. I've done both, one little 18 year old STUNNER wanted $800 per visit. Worth every fucking penny, but unrealistic to keep that up for any length of time. Also, the visits were very regular, so these girls were getting at least a thousand per month extra out of me. I'm not a creep or weirdo, so in general they had a good time too and got extra money. Everybody wins.

>>735291218
If "horny" is an emotion then, yes you are correct.

>>735290999

Yeah, most girls on SA are down for women or men, and would be even more comfortable with a couple.

>>735290641
Social media is the bane of every married man, looking for that extra-curricular activity.

Best thing to do is create fake profiles, and take pics of yourself that hide your face, but not so much that the person looking you up can't get an idea of who you are.

Also, be honest on your profiles. If you're looking for a mistress to cheat on your wife with, say so. You'd be surprised on how many 'bored housewives' there are who want to keep their marriage, but just want to fuck like you do. It's best to find mutual, like-minded people.

>>735290689
going to craigslist or backpage is a good start. But there are 'escort review sites' that give a better clue on who to know. Hate to be that guy, but 'google is your friend'.

PS: "Ctrl, Shift, N"....in case you have a wife that looks up browser history.

Also, as I said, "don't shit where you eat". Meaning don't look for local girls if you live in a small town, or even a small city. It'd be hard to be discreet, when you're with your wife in public. Travel to the next nearest city, or large city for the action.

>>735283048
Don't listen to this young new fag. He is clearly delusional.

I don't have problems with my wife and still get my dick wet on the side when ever I know I can get away with it. Only do it if it's a 100% Sure you Will not get Caught.

>>735291496
Exactly