Planning on cutting my wrists in a bathtub and I have a few questions:

hmm

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How about just do it now

make it even better, my ex got me a nice safety razor with great razor blades

1.Hot
2.very
3.just take like 20 aleve pills
4.make sure to keep everything in the tub
But forreal OP try to get help first you fucking faggot

>>735274283
Don't forget the alieve won't kill you just make you bleed out

>>735274032
That's a bad way to kill yourself. Messy, painful, and if you fuck it up you won't die but end up with nerve damage.

>>735274241
im going to write a little thing for a few people, then get my belongings sorted out.
>>735274283
Ah blood thinners? Ok
>>735274364
Whats a better way that doesnt involve a gun? Australia doesnt give me those rights

put a sheet over your car take some sleeping pills, crank window down a bit and leave car on

Warm water (plumps up veins).
Don't drink you will cut wrong an it will hurt more.
Not sure.
Keep blood in tub.
Also cut using your non-dominant hand first and cut deeper than the white fat ao you get the artery.

pic

>>735274032
Hot keeps the blood flowing
No
Not that i know of
Leave a note outside the door letting them know what they are walking into. Maybe the phone number of the emergency services / police who can clean up the scene.

And leave a note for the people you leave behind. They will be fucking wrecked by this.

#I'd rather you didnt but I don't know you and can't stop you.

>>735274488
what?
>>735274466
Im not fat so I can see my veins, but that's probably not what you meant

>>735274032
where you from in Aus?

Go out with a bang and rape someone first

picture

>>735274609
Record and post

>>735274403
Overdose on heroin and xanax
Much more pleasant way to go out, you stop breathing without noticing

Could also be terrifying really I wouldn't know

>>735274464
Agreed probably least painful way dead withing minutes

>>735274539
Under the skin and veins there is fat we all have it and under that is an artery which if you hit will make you pass out in about 5 minutes.

>>735274032
Jesus Saves I don't want to see you go to hell on judgement day

Give your life to him don't kill yourself

Don't let the devils lie to your mind

>>735274032
>> 1. Cold water or hot water?
Hot, you don't want them to find your cold dead body with shrinkage.

>>2. Would being drunk help at all?
It would make it easier

>>3. Any over the counter pills that would help mitigate pain?
Take aspirin. You don't want to take something strong that will knock you out, only to wake up alive and pruney.


>>4. Anything else that should be done to make cleanup easier for the unfortunate person who finds me?
Cut off your dick. Who wants to see that pathetic little thing?

Cut your dick off see how long it takes you to bleed out???
Stream it btw

remember to cut vertically

Can you stream it?

Why are you planning to kill yourself OP

>>735274032
Take photos I would like to see your last moments if not I call bait

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>>735274827
Finally, /b/ speaks. If ur an old fag and you care about the /b/ community and brotherhood, listen to this man.

>>735274607
WA
>>735274609
Lol, I used to think I would do that before I die, but Im not a virgin so that's not necessary.
>>735274740
Oh ok, that sounds doable!
>>735274837
Thanks, will remember.
>>735274914
Probably not
>>735274989
broke up with ex I work with and we both dance in the same community so now I cant go dancing because it makes me feel like shit. Probably my iron deficiency is also not helping.
The main thing is, that I have discovered, is that you have all these feminists and what not, and all I get is attacked because im a white male, fuck that noise, makes me feel worthless.
Also maybe I want to prove something?

on a serious note, if you're just a burden to society and everyday for you is pain then killing yourself really is the best option

just hang yourself, it's more reliable

>>735274032
Fun fact, troll.
No one has died from this method because whether you cut it cross way or down the road, the pain is too much to bear where people who tried it ended up calling for help instead.

>>735274827
its a big dick, might take a while haha
>>735275169
im a productive member of society :\

>>735275183
But more painful

do drugs

>>735275186
Didn't know. That's why I want the cold water to soothe the pain, but I am thinking the hot water will help the blood flow.

>>735275145
Stream it you pussy idgaf if you have to stream off some shitty sony erickson

>>735275251
Agreed

>>735275259
liveleak.com

>>735275255
Take photos of anything

kill her before

>>735275145
>broke up with ex I work with and we both dance in the same community so now I cant go dancing because it makes me feel like shit. Probably my iron deficiency is also not helping.

Don't kill yourself because some whore broke your heart. Is she worth your life? Your better off trying to improve yourself, build yourself up, find a girl 10x better and then find said whore a few years from now and rub it in her face. If you kill yourself you let her win, don't do that. If dancing is your passion and you can't do it because of her just yet maybe cool it for a while, especially if you have an iron deficiency. Keep working out though and when your iron levels are back up to normal go join a new dancing community, otherwise she might have left by then.

Also killing yourself because of feminism is fucking retarded. We need as many straight white males as we can get, straight white males built this nation and basically the entire world. You're the best of the best anon, be proud of your heritage and don't let a disgusting vocal minority drive you to that end. You're made for great things anon, don't sell yourself short.

>>735275342
I only need to kill myself

>>735274032
Are you dumb? You have chosen one of the most painful dead. Hang yourself or shoot yourself

>>735275358
Kill yourself also

>>735275186
My girl friend's friend from highschool literally just killed herself using this method, don't talk shit.

>>735274032
Shoot yourself it's quicker

>>735275393
You first anon :^)

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>>735275145
>dance in the same community

an hero, do it faggot!

>>735275394
Yea same i just killed myself using this method

Lol Op wants to kill himself cause he cant dance at the same place anymore

thats fucking pathetic.

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>>735275145
Hello fellow white Aussie, I'd at least try to obtain Nembutal for suicide, I'm not gonna tell you what to do but good luck with whatever you end up doing

>>735274032
you should probably make a series of tapes dedicated to everyone who you ever perceived as wronging you.

Warm water
A little tipsy is fine but if you're shitfaced drunk you could fuck up and be in a whole world of hurt
Neproxin should do the job, maybe a topical skin numbing jelly would work too
Buy a couple bottles of peroxide and make a note and leave it at the door

>pro tip- cut fast and hard but don't look at it, but do it where an artery is, i speak from experience.

>>735275358
Im actually of jewish heritage but I look white.
There is a dancing troupe that want me to join and I might keep going to that but, im just confused.

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>>735274032
Make the desicion already says Soviet Russian

>>735275587
Cut and deep. No pussying out.

>>735275145
So first I was all like "Don't kill yourself OP"
Then I read your reason and I was like "Why didn't you kill yourself sooner?"

Seriously there are people out there with real problems. If you gonna kill yourself over something this insignificant then you're doing the community a service.

I can imagine reading his note "By everyone I can't dance with people in my community and feminists". I would laugh at that note.

>>735275554
It's more than that.

Op is already dead?

stream or gtfo

>>735275711
hmm real people with real feelings.

>>735274032
Yaay I think op is dead finally what a nuisance

>>735275595

Lmao I'm the opposite of you, I'm white but look Jewish as fuck.

If you're confused seek professional help bro, call lifeline or book in to see a psychologist at your workplace if you have one, otherwise you can find heaps across your city if you live in a capital. Join your dancing troupe, you'll realise that this is only a temporary sort of thing that's getting you down at the moment, and you're feeling really low but you've felt really good before, and you'll feel like that again. You just gotta get through this rough patch and you'll be sweet again man, don't listen to the stupid faggots in this thread.
Everyone here is an edgelord who has been here for under 2 years, no doubt about it. Just keep persevering man, and if you're feeling you can't get back up to that high point talk to a close friend about it, and if you have no close friends a trusted family member that you know won't tell anyone. It'll all be okay dude.

>>735274032
At first don't do it. This is a permanent solution for a temporary problem. Secondly i was suicidal too so i know a good way without a mess. But i will only tell you if you are 100% certain you want to do it

>>735275921
Thanks man, I just wish people in real life would show me,
>>735275944
everyone says permament solution, but theres nothing after death so why does it matter

>>735276124
Stop asking for attention do it or don't, i don't see why you ask 4chan for help ask friends or something you retard boo hoo I had to leave dance class some people have actual reasons to kill their selves fuck off faggot

>>735276124
> but theres nothing after death so why does it matter

Because life is about your journey not your destination, and currently you're only a 1/4 through the journey but reached a difficult part of it. There's no point in just saying "fuck the journey" because things are difficult now. Did Frodo say "Fuck Middle Earth, I'm going back to The Shire" when Boromir tried to kill him and take the ring? No, he continued on his journey, making sure the toxic people with him stayed away from him while he made it.

You need to do the same, remove your toxic ex from all aspects of your life, dance with the other troupe, forget about her and remember how much you used to enjoy life.

>>735274827
Hate to see someone go, but if he's gonna do it, I want it to be interesting.

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>>735276297
Well, maybe this is a good enough reason for him, even though it seems pathetic to us.

But yeah, don't do it. Give it a few months. If you don't get your shit together in a few months seek professional help. It is surprising how many wounds time can heal.

>>735274032
Plz do pics or vids op please

>>735275944
Tell me anon, I'm 100% certain.

>>735274032
1) Nice warm water
2) Anything with an opioid, such as vicodin. A local anaesthetic, such as a burn spray will help immensely.
3) Definitely: it'll reduce the pain, and counter your inhibitions WRT actually doing it
4) Once you've done it, pull the plug out so the water and blood goes down the drain and you don't decompose too much

Remember, down not across, and do your right arm first so you're not trying to do your right arm with a fucked-up left arm. Obviously other way round if you're left-handed.

A decent straight razor will help a lot too. A good chef knife will work, but razors are intended to cut with as little effort as possible.

>>735274032
Faggot. Why the lowlife?

>>735274032
OP remember down the road across the road but try to get help before hand. dont do it

>>735276728
Please give some reasons why you are a waste of space and a total selfish shit.

>>735277140
down the road, not across the road*

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>>735274032

Wrong Idea

Stick yourself in the jugular with a very sharp knife. You'll be out of it in 15-30 sec and there will be no saving you unless someone was right there to make the call (and even then its iffy).

Look up online, and feel where those neck arteries are. Animals go for the neck for a reason.

But seriously get help unless your life circumstances really are that bad. Im homeless and will probably start starving next month, so ive got a reason, but you probably dont.

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use syringe needles to drain blood , its professional way

>>735277138
Lol

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>>735274032
cuff a rock to your leg ang jump in a lake

>mfw you pussy out immediately but cant do anything about it and won't bother anyone ever again

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>>735274032
Aspirin will thin the blood and stop clotting

>>735274032
Colder water, to numb you up slightly.
Turn on some of your favorite music (Far from home- five finger death punch: just a suggestion)
Eat something. This is optional. The person would see you void your bowels in the tub, depending on the time.
And lastly, write down the time on your note.

>>735277259
if you are homeless, how are you posting? are you a bum with a cellphone in a mall?

>>735277342
WHY DOES THE WHITE ONE EXIST
THAT SHOULDNT BE ANYWHERE NEAR PEOPLE

Hot water to help the blood flow, not cold. Take some aspirin to thin your blood and don't cut across your wrists, cut down towards your elbow

>>735274032
dude, get help.
if inviable, lie down in the rails next to a curve, if there are high speed trains where you live, better. get the timing right, take all the benzos you can with alcohol, walkman @max volume and there you go.

>>735277715
i use that size for selfsurgery

>>735274827
I second this

>>735277929
>self surgery
Where the hell do you get that demon
And what the hell do you operate on

>>735274403
> Australia
A remake of 'into the wild' it is

>>735274032
If I was gunna kill myself I would try like every drug avalable first and like overdose on coke or somthin

Stream it

>>735278115
Have fun drooling in a mental hospital for the rest of your bodies life.

>>735278070
sometimes i need to remove a piece of skin and when you pierce it with that needle it cuts it like a tiny scalpel
works as scar remover for example or when something fucks up with the skin and looks bad

>>735277715
I used to shoot heroin and had a thick ass needle once. I pulled it out and my blood started squirting. It was awesome

>>735275145
What a shit reason to kys. Stop being a pussy op and act like a man. Live through this shit and survive. Be better than that bitch because nothing will drive her more crazy than seeing you succeed.

OP, don' kill yourself because a fucking whore broke up with you.
She doesnt deserve your suicide, maybe us, maybe your mom, or your dad, but not that whore. You are better than this.
Its your choice but, if you are gonna do it, at least stream it if you want.

Don't forget to buy bath bombs

>>735274032
Dude please don't

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Guys, imagine this was someone you´d care for. Stop giving bs advice and offer to help instead. Killing oneself is stupid in almost all cases.

1. lukewarm to room temperature
2. yes but it could make you freak out more
3. just do it pussy ur gonna b kill who gives a fuck about 4 seconds of pain
4. hang yourself instead

seriously hang yourself, it'll be much less painless. matter a fact just tie a cable around your neck tightly and flex your shoulder muscles and tilt your head back. it cuts off blood to your brain and you'll pass out in few seconds. make sure you fall backwards or the cable will loosen up and you'll wake up like wtf happened(happened 2 me last time lol). now get out there and make us proud!

>>735278344
I second this. Buy every bath bomb possible and make your last moments slightly good smelling and pretty.

take a shit and a piss before you do it

or they will find your piss and shit in your blood

>>735278384
pussy

>>735278569
No, the point is to not do that, dipshit.

>>735278384
Kys

>>735278384
>waah it's all about me, I want to feel good because I helped you

Fuck off, a lot of the time ending your misery is the best option. Crazy concept right? STOP suffering? Wow who would have thought that was an option?

Why do people kill themselves anyway? Surely if you were serious you would do some crazy shit like rob a bank and spend the money on expensive prostitutes because it doesn't matter anyway, right?

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>>735274032

>>735278384
hes not gonna die anyway and losing blood brings relief

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>>735278384
I WANT MY STREAM

>>735279028
once ive lost 2 liters of blood and felt good like hell , like i got rid of poison from my veins or something , hard to explain
but i wouldnt recommend mortals to lose that much , its half a gallon in dumb measure

>>735275711
As someone who has previously tried to commit suicide: this.

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>>735275711

>>735274403
>>735275740
Dude where in WA are you i live in perth and i'm always doing fun shit i'd love to sit down for a yarn with you ma man don't kys yet

>>735278517
>>735274914
this

>>735274032
1 hot
2 dunno
3 dunno
4 well writing a note and calling police before iu die so no one will come who aint prepared

>>735274032
use your body as a torpedo if you dont wanna live , steal a truck and ram something that deserves to be rammed with it

>>735279285
Yeah them mortals cause use waaay to edgy emos are higher powers than them peasants

>>735275358
>white men built everything.
Is that what your gay ass history books tell you?
Or is it fox news?