>Walk into your home >You find Jennifer Lawrence standing

>>735271433

Who the hell are you, get the fuck out of my house (I have no idea who Jennifer Lawrence is)

rub out her make up
get disappointed
then tickle her anus and call her samantha

>>735271433

OH MY GOD YOUR BOOBS ARE BLIND!

>>735271433
I tell her to give me a $300,000.01, or I call the gendarmerie/press charges for trespassing.

>>735271433
"Back for more already?"

I drop my pants and take a huge shit right then and there. I

>>735271433

tell her to grab a seat and go take a 10minute shower

>>735271433
>dammit i dont have a white cat

>>735271433
Turn 360° and walk out.

Punch her in her cunt face.

>>735271433
Get on the floor and start licking her feet.

My Boobs are blinde, where are we goinge? Where are we goinge?

>>735271914
Look, we have another one of those retards, lol haha.
You do realise you'd just be facing the same direction if you actually turned for 360 degrees dumbo. -.-

>>735271965
Wow you actually are autistic

Turn around and find my wife and tell her I didn't fall for her tricks

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>>735271965

>>735272020
fukc youre mother retard

>>735272020
This

I'd ask her what she was doing in the asshole of America and if she wanted a beer.

>>735271965

>lol haha

moron detected

>>735272069
So many grammar errors....

>FUCK YOUR mother retard

*fixed

>>735272144
? What the fuck are you want?

That's not Jennifer Lawrence, that's geckochan but I would totally fuck geckochan

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>>735271965

>>735272068
he's obviously baiting you fucking retard newfag, make us all a favor and insert a gun inside your mouth and pull the trigger.

>>735272174
Dude learn to structure a sentence

>>735272239
i can learn to fuck youre mom

>>735272174
A dude sentence structure

Get ready to killed by a blue assassiano

>>735272174
Sentence structure, dude.

>>735271433
>Make sure I have right address.
>realize in at wrong house
>on wrong street
>in wrong city
>don't even really like the country
>get to airport to go home
>decide to get a ticket to the Caribbean instead
>get a job renting rowboats on the beach
>never come back ever

>>735272270
>I can learn to fuck YOUR mom

*fixed

>>735272174
Dude a dude, dude.

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>>735272221

Run as fast as I can to see my psychiatrist

>>735272174
A sentence dude is structure

>>735272385
What if your psychiatrist was Jennifer Lawrence?

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>>735272221
Miss her

>>735272020
This is the bait on the bait baiter. Baitception is real man.

>>735272365
Those boobies don't have any eyes, that is clearly Jennifer Lawrence.

>>735272436
Then I'd kill myself because I told her about my step mom. Pretty sure she was in a stunned silence

>>735272020
you are for replying to that bait

>>735272455
Ja. I've been away for a bit and I heard she died. Any idea how?

>Hi, im a huge fan of your leaks
>then we fuck.

>>735272519
Even worse if your step mom was Jennifer Lawrence.

>>735271433
>check my map
>you have to eat all the eggs

>>735272623
Kill my dad and take her for myself

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My Face

Rape rape rape

>>735271965
> look mom im an oldfag !!!!!!

>>735272270
>missing a semicolon
I can learn to fuck; you're mum.
Fucking retard.

>>735272565
This is how it plays out in my mind also

Except you left out the part where i cum in my pants when she smiles at me.

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>>735271433
https://discord.
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gg/ctagmQE

>>735271433
kick her and keep kicking her until she miscarries.

>>735272662
But ur dad is already dead.Are you imagining things. Go get help.call ur psychiatrist.
>Jennifer Lawrence pick up the phone.

>>735272957
She's born already dimwit.

>>735272957
>>gettng her pregnant first for the win.

>>735271433
get tackled by her security team.

Grab her by the Trump.

>>735271433
Shoot her dead. Trespassing. I'm in Texas. We don't play that shit, faggot.

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Ask her where her hot m8 is

>>735271787
fellow french fag spotted

Get awkward boner. Ask her if she's lost. Show her to the door. Fap to what might have been if I wasn't so beta

I walked in on her getting dressed at a dinner party here in Louisville in 2013. Moved here for college and have a friend who has a wealthy family.