Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>735252082
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>735258761
egirls never are
>>735259647
is the truth
:(
>>735259706
>>735259696
I was when I joined this thread
>>735259560
...?
>>735259579
ARIBA OLE!
>>735259603
>>735259706
>automatics are way better
How can a single nigga be so fucking wrong?
Still here
>>735259754
they're easier
>>735259789
We totally gotta go gokarting again tho drifting was fun
>>735259793
help
>>735259789
Sorry I don't speak taco
>>735259841
Easier doesn't mean better.
>>735259430
You should at least get to the bottom of the dungeon and fight the waterwraith next time you play it then!
I have a bad feeling they may very well do that.
>>735259706
well let me know if you want to have a relationship with a rich handsome guy with a 7 inch dick who works 60 hour weeks regularly
>>735259915
In this case it does
>>735259930
Will do! Hmm, I'll definitely play it this year, possibly after I finish NieR
P-Please no
we need metroid switch, 2d metroidvania
hire the axiom verge guy
>>735259934
>rich
>on 4chan
X
>>735259841
I'm down anytime.
>>735259915
SI SI NO SI NO FREJOLE TACO BURRITO SIIII NO NO LEMON PLEDGE NO
>>735260014
>In this case it does
Soooooo incorrect.
>>735260014
It really doesn't. I'm not sure why giving up control to a computer system would provide a superior experience.
>>735260086
God dammit Mako.
Automatics > Manuals
Sure you can get the cool 8ball if you have a manual but its easier to drive automatic. There's not point in learning stick, soon enough most cars will be automatic
>>735259789
>
>>735259655
I'm hungry
>>735260014
>>735260086
QUE PASA CONTIGO?!
Fucking gringito
>>735260014
I should really try out NieR at some point.
We can only hope for the best.
>>735260086
20$, though
>incorrect
pls.
It pleasant
>>735260174
you can just focus on steering and such, you don't need to worry about it
>>735260203
my nigga
>>735260253
Who is she?
>>735260318
It's really good, I highly reccomend it
>>735260374
my waifu
>>735260408
I gathered that
what's she like? Why do you like her?
>>735259841
With?
>>735260216
Hi
>>735260221
Hey there how are you?
>>735260530
Still kinda reeling from that picture
>>735260112
TRAIN!
>>735260174
Dindu nuffin.
>>735260203
You'll have to take my manuals away from my cold dead hands!
>>735260221
....Ori?
>>735260263
Lolwut
>>735260374
If we go to that same track, yep!
Wat
>>735260560
It means "What's wrong with you, man?!"
Gringito basically means "bitch ass gringo"
>>735260560
You know a cheaper one?
automatic is pleasant
>>735260530
I'm good. How about you then?
>>735260512
i like her because she is good at everything, beautiful and would definitely be my egf if she existed
>>735260560
You miss it way more than i do.
>>735260559
I mean there are whole threads devoted to it. Its no big deal
>>735260678
I was thinking of going on one of my midnight walks actually
>>735260701
not for her personality, then?
only your egf, not real one?
>>735260560
I suppose so...
>>735260530
hello nibble snugs
>>735260673
>>735260796
Nice. Sounds like something I should try sometime.
>>735260844
Hi. Im playing war thunder planes.
>>735260883
You should. A quiet small town at night is a strange thing to see.
>>735260796
It stresses me out
>>735260868
nice meem
>>735260805
she is generally nice and very independent, which is always a plus.
i don't have time for a real gf, i just want an e gf for now.
>>735260640
Oh. Appropriate then, cause I speak no Spanish at all.
>>735260673
Not really, no.
More like automatic is peasant.
>>735260767
Was it not Friday and Sunday?
>>735260829
Not Ori then? A new Yohane?
>>735260969
Dont let it get to you. Bunch of weirdos online.
>>735260374
That's not really a good thing.
>>735260560
You did everything.
>>735260962
I noticed
I tried it once but couldn't run it
is it good ?
>>735260991
Thursday and Sunday.
Oh well..
>>735260989
That's good!
I see, makes sense. Real gfs are way better, though. They can give cuddles.
>>735260991
And I dont really have 20$ to drop right now, with how my work is
What's it like being so wrong
>>735261053
I guess.
How did planes go?
>>735261104
it is! You can relax.
>>735261174
>>735261133
Its alright I guess. Not sure how I really feel about it just yet
>>735261174
Alright. I figured out what I am doing for the most part. Thinking of taking a walk
>>735260991
Oh! You mean like that! No, it's the same Yohane you know from earlier.
>>735261104
Go church erry sunday
>>735261150
Dammit. I was thinking yesterday, but I came to think it was today.
>>735261174
It's fine, I don't either.
In your own words, "mad cuz bad". It's more relaxing in a manual to someone that knows how to drive properly... and isn't a cuck that lets the computer drive for her.
>>735261229
But I just asked him and he's not you, but... now I'm confused.
>>735261218
>
>>735261219
Walks are nice, it's been way too long since I took one
>>735261390
I just need to check if I have enough for a drink.
Your butt is as loose as your morals
>>735261219
is it something you see you could play like WoT ?
>>735261174
I'm not sure i'd want to relax.
>>735261229
Wait so is it Ori or isn't it Ori?
>>735261389
Sure you do.
>>735261390
are there any other egirls itt
>>735261389
That reminds me how was your trip to the mechanic :^)
>>735261426
Would you go bike riding with Tomoko
>>735261463
It's pleasant on long drives
>>735261495
My girlfriend, and another taken one
>>735261389
Heh... Yeah, it can be confusing at times. But I will ensure you that I'm the one and only Yohane poster here.
>>735260374
I should check it out when i beat Pikmin 3
falling asleep, i can speak to you later on discord i suppose!
>>735261495
There are 0 girls ITT
Louise is a dude
His "girlfriend" is a dude
>>735261441
What if you just dont know people
>>735261449
Maybe. I will see how it goes when I get a tier 3
>>735261503
Please I would barefoot walk across the desert if she wanted to
>>735261389
Try 6 notes
>>735261441
Who said it to you?
>>735261503
What, to PICK UP A GAS CAN? Dunno, haven't gone to pick it up yet. Really should, considering I'll be draining more gas this weekend.
>>735261579
These days. Used to be another that was a friend of mine. Now that fag spends all his time being confused on how to rotary correctly.
>>735261661
pic.
>>735261629
Then that's just sad
>>735261661
I see no problem with my morals
>>735261525
>having a gf as a girl
what a waste, 2 girls gone for free
>>735261503
It sounds mindnumbingly boring on long drives.
>>735261671
Not like you know how to rotary correctly either apparently.
>>735261749
Nice pic.
>>735261581
Buh bye!
>>735261597
Untrue
>>735261629
fair
What would you suggest to her if she didn't have anything in mind?
>>735261671
:^)
>>735261749
What can I say, she's cute
>>735261828
that's when you get some good thinking done about other things
>>735261629
they got tiers too ? sounds nice , I think they have planes too right ?
>>735261671
Is your shitty car still leaking?
>>735261749
"Her" "gf" has a dick, pic related
>>735261891
You're "gf" is a dude, undeniably
>>735261907
post more
>>735261929
>>735261907
My girlfriend is trans. Your point?
Well, our Pathfinder lights are going out. Fuck. Normally means a character is gonna die.
>>735261959
Trans =/= female
>>735261891
Its Tomoko. She would probably prefer things that would get us alone.
>>735261893
Only 5 tiers it looks like though. I have only been playing on planes
>>735261907
>>735261844
thanks
>>735261891
rip
>>735261907
as long as (((she))) sounds (acts) and looks like a girl a penis is just a bonus
>>735261661
But you said 6 was outright!
>>735261828
But I do. My only issue at the moment is lack of fucking money.
>>735261891
It's cuck tier if you have them do work to your car. Not going to them to get rid of something or pick something up.
>>735261907
Probably. Still gotta drill the mounting brackets to fix the cooler.
>>735261907
how did the chara photos leak?
>>735261988
are they cool ?
can you destroy tanks as one ?
>>735262175
Its alright. I dont know I havent shot at tank players yet.
>>735261986
I disagree
>>735261988
You two could play tanks together!
>>735262074
y'know i dont think I've seen you around the thread much
>>735262116
sounds like a pretty convenient excuse
>>735262074
His face looks like a surfer dude
>>735262124
Post charas face
chara "leaked" them for attention
>>735262229
then what is this 3 gender nonsense
>>735262229
probably because i haven't been around the thread much
>>735262229
Nah I wouldnt force my interests upon her.
>>735262255
what
>>735262297
You should post more often! We're friendly!
>>735262299
I mean she likes games
what's her favorite?
>>735262228
thought that would be the first thing to do
>>735262229
Nigga, you're doin some real mental gymnastics to attempt to bulli here...
>>735262116
There is no other option now.
>>735262401
She seems to be into more of the dating sim kinda games more than anything.
>>735262410
I dont know if there is a mode with it. I have only shot at other planes and ai ground units
>>735262423
If you say so!
>>735262522
Well, what could you two play together?
>>735262401
i'll try, but i can't connect to 4chan from work because it's a closed system and i work 12 hour weekdays pretty much
>>735262522
wouldn't be that fun if they didn't have it
>>735262651
Well..At least you're getting rich, right? I could use some of that, work cut my hours again, I'm down to 0 a week now
Like
I'm not technically fired
but I got 0 shifts this week
Here's my wife .
I love her so much .
>>735262770
>>735262505
Well fuck...
>>735262556
I know so!
>>735262789
>>735262556
Well she likes arcades and she seems to be good at rhythm games. Maybe also a round of seven minutes in heaven.
>>735262696
I dont know. Ill let you know if I do
>>735262651
This anime fucking sucks why would you pick a waifu from it?
>>735262807
mmmmhmmm
>>735262865
you should play DDR with her
Then come visit cause I have a DDR hard mat with bar
>7 minutes in heaven
wew
>>735262865
sure
>>735263047
Yeah I dont think the small arcade in the pizza place here has a rhythm game besides rockband but I have that with keyboard and mic too. Maybe she would like audiosurf or Osu. I wonder if that have that in Japan. If not I might just call it 11 minutes instead of 7.
>>735263160
Get any closer to the KV-1?
>>735262746
at least it's job security, no one wants to work 70 hours a week, no matter how well it pays.
>>735263253
She'd probably be all up on Osu, to be honest, it seems like her kinda thing
You'd need to be pretty persuasive
>>735263294
I dunno about that. How much do you make?
>>735263253
haven't played
been playing with friends and busy fixing some stuff
>>735263428
Yeah I think she would like the track selection. Well not like at the start or anything
>>735263450
What have you been playing and fixing?
>>735263294
i'm salaried at 94000 ish, but i get overtime pay of an additional 25 dollarydoos an hour, which is a little under half my normal work hours
>>735263608
>>735263428
Phone posting BRB
-sena
>>735263582
coop stuff mostly and fixed some usb ports
later today maybe a sink and maybe my sleep schedule
6 am so I have to go now night snugs
>>735263582
yeah, lotsa anime stuff.
You'd have to hit it just right, before it got passe and you could just kiss her if you wanted
>>735263608
Oh my god
Can I have your job
>>735263846
Goodnight sleep well.
>>735263849
That would be a bit forward.
>>735263849
were you born a U.S. citizen?
>>735263995
I mean, eventually you'd get to the point where if you wanted to you could
>>735264132
Sure was!
>>735264252
where do you live?
>>735264303
California. You?
>>735264252
That's the dream huh?
>>735264349
i live in virginia
do you have any schooling or experience analyzing large amounts of data or organizing data?
>>735264435
Data Analytics is an easy field to get a job in, i hear
>>735264530
it can be, lots of it can be extremely high maintenance if you're more on the engineering side of things
>>735264399
Suuure is.
>>735264435
I was born there
No schooling, but experience
>>735264761
basically what i do is i get a lot of information and organize it and record it, find out what doesn't matter and predict how people will react to certain things
it's a lot of nerd stuff, and it's hard
i had jobs in the past where i'd basically work 20 hours out of my required 40 and just shitpost and browse leddit for the rest, i'm actually working 60+ hours a week sweatin
>>735264983
Ah geez..Well, at least you're making bank
I can't afford the pistol I want or a mic to replace mine that literally just died
>>735265052
sell your body
>>735264983
>and it's hard
Now, I'm not gunna say it isn't hard, but from that basic description, this sounds like a job I'd be at east half decent at...
>>735265248
I'm not gonna sell my virginity to some rando
>>735265272
I'll give you tree fiddy. :^)
>>735265255
well DA isn't that hard in and of itself, but my job is pretty demanding. there is a lot of shit to process in short amounts of time.
>>735265272
you can invest in a webcam and get off horny dudes on twitch or chaturbate
>>735265380
I think Anya and Chara would get angerey
>>735265405
I twitch stream sometimes
nonlewd though
I have considered being a cam whore before but I have too much self-esteem
>>735265575
pride is overrated, if i was a girl i'd totally whore myself out for as much emoney as i could
>>735265380
Dammit Mako
>>735265405
Care to give an example, if you would?
I work a shitty security job, and it's so boring 99% of the time, and I'd honestly rather be doing hard labor of some sort. Just to give you an idea of how legit boring it is, I haven't written an incident report in over 6 months, and I work full time.
>>735265575
Fine fine. 2 fiddy. :^)
>>735265693
As tempting as money is, I am very shy
>>735265755
You want to cuck anya that bad?
>>735265755
i work more with prediction, looking for possible meanings behind what data could mean, so like, for example if I worked for an ISP, I could map all the calls ever made to the support help line and get base rates of calls, then if an something changed drastically (like a bunch of people calling because their internet went out from something) that'd raise an alarm and an automatic diagnostic before our first levels of support even knew what the issues were. it's also an easy way to triangulate where the problem might be, based on the exact location of where calls are coming from.
then you can go a level deeper and analyze social media mentions, and even further to interpersonal calls between individuals in an area. you can tell a lot about people based on how many times they call different people in their lives, and at what time.
>>735266110
just cover your face and no one will ever know it's you, just go crazy
>>735266110
>Implying I'd have to do anything to do that.
Every day by the car m8. :^)
>>735266294
Ah, this actually sounds pretty damn interesting to be honest. What the turnover rate and stress levels of a job like that?
And you say if, so that means that this kinda stuff isn't limited specifically to a job with data connections?
>>735266294
Yeaaahhhh even so
That's not something I am going to do
>>735266510
I
Do you want to cuck Chara that badly, then?
>>735266510
there is so much data to be analyzed because data can be analyzed in an infinite number of ways, i mean the same pieces of information can mean several different separate things, and could be a partial representation of dozens of other interesting or important realizations. for the most part it's a normal desk white collar job, my experience is not normal whatsoever.
tons of companies, both at a national and international level want good analysts that can come up with good insights about the data they receive. lots of government jobs exist too.
>>735266591
you could get good at a couple of vidya games and boost people to higher rankings for money
>>735266774
I'm pretty decent at games
but whatcha mean?
Is this Mako trying to cuck Anya and Chara? I might just take a loan out to not buy my dads car and use it to get over there just for the scolding of a lifetime.
>>735266591
Obviously.
>>735266774
Mmm. Whelp, while it sounds like I could probably do that, think I'll stick to my plans of mechanic work. Security is half office work when there's actually something to do, and gotta say, not really my type of work. Doable, but not fun.
>>735266969
Nah, it's all joek.
>>735266969
I'm not sure Mako has it in him to actually cuck someone, considering...
>>735266966
my friend boosts people's rank in league for money and he gets up to like 400 to 500 dollars a day if he goes hard and wins a lot.
>>735267033
life is all about finding what you enjoy, and making what you need to do bearable
little do they know, Mako is actually the cuck
>>735267135
Nah, Mako knows that.
>>735267033
Try telling her that
in the groupchat so I can watch
>>735267109
I kind of hate League, though..Really, all those hypercompetitive e-sports just seem stupid to me
I'm picky, I know
>>735267109
Ya. And I love working on cars, so I figured I'd make something out of that. Even if it's not the highest paying job, it's something I like to do.
>>735267135
>>>/nonswolepatrole/
>>735267187
Shush you.
>>735267213
Kk.
>>735267135
Says someone posting their ex.
>>735267279
I mean, you are in a call with the guy I'm cucking you with :^)
>>735267279
Nice pic
>>735267187
Called it
>>735267279
Tell how you're being cucked my famalam
>>735267282
In that situation, I'm not the one being cucked
Also shush you
>>735267213
you can always just marry someone who has money, or look for a job that you're more inclined to enjoy
>>735267279
you don't need a lot of money to have a good life, in fact you can have a great life with very little as long as you plan ahead and don't let the bad wear you down
>>735267326
Totally. :^)
>>735267330
Thanks m8
>>735267350
She'd rather be with a fat man. ;~;
>>735267353
Oh, of course not. But with my hobby, it's a rather expensive one. My current hobby project is looking to be in the range of.... $3k-$7k to finish, depending on the state of the engine once I get the fuel system set back up.
I pity that you retards involve so many feelings in something that is not even real.
>>735267353
I want to be a housewife some day to be honest
But I also want to marry for love
life is hard
>>735267492
And I thought ~600$ for a sig with laser etching was bad
>>735267492
Sell your shitty cars and eat Mcdo
>>735267503
Hi jerk
>>735259655
https://streamable.com/stats/9k0xw