itt: post your age and how many girls you've slept with
age: 25
number of girls slept with: 41
>>735256370
Sure.
21
3
18
3
>>735256370
29
0
4 more months!
21, 2
26 y/o
24 unique impressions
>>735256370
39
15
42
2
28
55+/-5
31
100ish
>>735256370
Pocket pussies don't count
>>735257058
>unique impressions
lmao
nice
>>735257049
what will happen in 4 months anon?
>>735257146
>>735257147
solid scores boys
i need to up my score
30 Australia
189
29
13
>>735257431
lucky!!
>>735257348
heh heh thank you I'm glad you caught that
32
0
>>735257367
Wizard life, or death. Haven't decided yet.
>>735256370
25
3 and 1 blow job so 4 I guess?
I hate women, what they value and their desires from a male is completely retarded, And not in not talking about looks, it's what males want
>>735257562
imagining the words "unique impressions" flashing across a tropical beach setting idk
>>735257656
Tell me, wizard anon. I'm about to be one myself very soon. What should I expect on the eve of my transformation? Are there any rituals? Do I get any powers?
>>735257752
ah, you've set a date. hopefully things will change before that date arrives anon!
24, 1
Pretty happy tbh.
>>735257858
Also, could be a good name for a boat!
>>735257793
yeah they're brainwashed by capitalist ideology but whatever
it's human nature
a woman is a woman
etc
also blowjobs don't count or my score would be in the 80s or 90s
>>735257752
Get a hooker, seriously. If you get a disease and go to jail at the same time it's better than not using your dick for 30 years
>>735257872
Expect more of the same. No powers. No rituals. Life as usual.
>>735257960
yeah that's kind of poetic being that the impressions left by the boat in the water are so fleeting
>>735257991
Or here's what could happen:
I spend the money, get with her alone in a room. Derobe. She pulls out her badge and out busts the sting operation with guns. GET ON THE GROUND.
I go to jail and catch a disease from a big ass black dick.
>>735258004
Well shit, that's boring as fuck.
>>735256370
> slept
>>735256370
26 yrs old
+/-30 bitches
+/-4 dudes
>>735258126
Sorry I don't have better news. But you can still play with your wand.
>>735258178
Let's play with eachothers' wands and be super gay about it.
Bet we'll be national heros.
>>735256370
27
~20
also 1 dude, had to try it once, not my thing
age: 15
number of girls slept with: 0
20
5
plus a couple bjs
all within the past year
lifes good
>>735258097
At least you'll have died with you boots on. Right now you're going to literally waste your existence over fear of an extreme outlier situation. Your cowardly logic has bought you 29.6 years of jerking it to light on a screen, get real
>>735258239
Sorry pal, no one touches my wand but me.
>>735258258
underage b&
>>735256370
19, 0
>>735258097
that literally doesnt happen 9 times out of ten
i lost my virginity to an escort, no police, was a very relaxed setting
drove to some shitty apartments, knocked on a door, she stripped after i paid half upfront and i began to lose my virginity
>>735256370
51, 200+
>>735258258
underage REEEEEEEEE
>>735258270
Assuming I haven't thought about it or tried...
Called an escort over to my motel room once. She walked in, looked me up and down and said, "$2500, anon."
Her ad said $200/hour.
>>735258341
almost never happens man. i could see why you would want to get a prostitute if you were a virgin past around 23
>>735258341
Yea his thinking is like statistically irrational. And the penalty for a first time john is probably not even jail let alone hardcore rape prison. I'm convinced it's just an excuse, hyping up the danger of prostitution because of his built up fear of sex. Homeboy has to make a move
>>735258443
tell that cunt to go fuck herself
>>735257752
Wizard life is at 40. 30 means you gotta take action NOW.
>>735258443
>Anonymous
Lmao don't wear a Rolex next time
So many liars...
>>735256370
26
do all my sisters and cousins count?
22
10 different
>>735256370
18, 1
>>735258331
get on tinder. You will spend a lot of time swiping but if you have a few good pictures and are decent looking you can get laid.
22 and caught clap twice
19
0
>>735257431
Fucked many dingos lately?
>>735258443
That's good you tried. So one bad experience and sex just isn't for you? Were you bathed? Try again don't be discouraged. This will break the seal and allow you to consider real relationships
>>735258612
what did the girls look like?
i hate condors but i tend to use them cause i don't want an std
>>735256370
18.
0.
Surprised?
>of course not
23
10
Half of them were pigs, but pussy is pussy... and Uni is Uni.
>>735258666
>were you bathed
Bitch he's gotta get his money's worth
Dealing with BO is a whore's job
>>735258690
one asian another brunette both sorority hoes. shits not bad though it just sucks having an old ass man grab your grundle at the clinic.
>>735257431
Who the f actually keeps a solid count up that high? I lost count around 35.
>>735258449
i did it at age 19, 20 now
long story as to why i couldnt hold the urge to do it the alpha way
>>735258491
yeah he was that kid who felt paranoid about getting arrested for drinkin his dads beer at home and cried when he got detention
>>735258748
I've hit some sub prime pussy but no regrets. Still a fun time.
>>735256370
age: 41
number of girls slept with: 0
I just found my high school crush on Tinder, we never talked in high school but I was in love with her for 4 years. In college she got a bf but apparently they broke up. What do I do do I super like
>>735258990
Do it. Yolo
>>735258990
yeah do it faggot. Just dont act super cringey and in love with her when texting her or meeting up with her.
25 yo girl
13-15 guys
>>735258262
solid year brah
>>735258373
winner
high score!
>>735259146
>girl
Nobody here cares that your a girl, why do you cunts always post that shit out?
Tits or gtfo
>>735259092
damn we are the same age but you've slept with more girls than me
Whats up fellow /b/tard channers?
Whats the youngest partner everyone has had here?
Totally not a cop ahahah.
>>735259328
The trick is to fuck fat girls and focus on finding a nice trap to milk
>>735259254
Easy bc if i just post my age and number of guys ppl would think that Im as gay as you piece of shit
>>735259447
thx 4 th' tips
really need to up my score
24
18
>>735256370
Age: 23
Slept with: 1
My wife, 5th year and still going strong.
>>735256370
Age 51
Women slept with 1. (Hello son, why aren't you in bed sleeping? Did the noise of me pounding your mom's fat ass wake you? Smell my fingers...)
>>735256370
50.
Lost count a long time ago.
21 & 6
Lost my virginity at 19 but didn't start really sleeping around until I was 20
>>735256370
18
0
Literally nuffen first year of uni done too.
25
4
>>735259989
Don't sweat it bro, I was in the same boat.
Start lifting and get on tinder
20
8 girls (youngest 16 while being 20)
3 guys (1 bj, 1 time I fucked (didn't enjoy it), 1 time I got fucked)
Guess I'm a lil bitch when it comes to guys
37
6
Never was inerested in short relationships or one nighters. I would've done it for a milf, if she was like 10 years older than me, but I never got any. Now I'm getting too old, aint touching anythong over 45.
>>735258849
This. I'm in the hundreds, could be 200 could be 300. No idea, I meet women in the street who look familiar and I have to wonder if I've fucked them or not.
>>735256370
age 56, lost count. 10 year olds are the best.
>>735259146
whore
>>735260614
Ye u wish
>>735259591
>implying you could ever be as gay as I
I dont think so fat whore
24
35-40ish
19
19
20
2
Done other stuff with a lot of other girls, but full blow cervix punch only twice
>>735259344
14
I was 17 at the time
Highschool was gay
>>735256370
21
10
30. About 80. All of them pretty good-looking except a couple fatties. I also got blown by a tranny once when I was really high on cocaine.
24, 2
>>735256370
22
1
Been dating since 17. She is the one anons
22
2
Had sex with a 13-year old when I was 15. Haven't had sex since.
26
10
23
0
ill never get laid living at my parents house.
>>735257918
u loyal fagot
>>735256370
>19
>845
>>735258883
Exactly anon, exactly...
>>735258748
Not to mention, 4 of my 10 were cheating lays. Who tf is loyal these days
>>735261049
Like i said.. faggot detected
25
3, none in the past 4 years
I've kinda given up, and it doesn't help what little game I have basically only works on highschool girls with daddy issues.
>>735262476
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the fact you live with your parents probably isn't the only thing holding you back
50
around 100-120.
most of them hookers.
>>735264173
And as ive said, you cant outfag me
As in I could pull any guy I want, and you have to pull fat dudes or wannabe cucks
>21
>1
pic related
>>735256370
18
0
:3
21
0 waiting for the one, dont want to lose it to just anyone
23
7
>>735257367
>>735257752
>>735256370
age: 35
girls: 147
hookers: 1 (present didn't pay for)
>>735265275
Who the fuck is still counting at 100+ ???
Barney Stinson?
>>735265392
He keeps a diary and all the pages are stuck together
>26
>0
I'm an ugly autist that will more than likely never have a girlfriend. I'd need a fucking miracle tbq.
>>735256370
26 age
71 the other
>>735256370
34, three ltgf, unknown number of hookups, 10 maybe?
>>735265561
Become gay
Improve yourself
>>735265666
No thanks satan.
25
11
>>735256370
22
640
>>735256370
14 Just barmitzvad
6 gorrilion
>>735256370
34
1
30
0
its just seems inconceivable to me how some people get to 10+
>>735264766
You could have done worse
>>735256370
19
girls 2
boys 5
>>735258341
>>735257991
What a sad existence.
>>735266017
Did the girls have penises
>>735258690
>i hate condors
Fuck those gay ass birds
>>735265392
Age: 29
This. I'm not in the triple digits and I've lost count.
30,
2 partners
12
0
haHA
>>735265509
Kek
>>735266052
no
but one was my sister and she is a dick these days
24
5 girls
>>735266302
Pic related
20
0
Age 23
44 or 45.
Haven't updated my list lately so I'm not sure of the total count.
30
15 - 5 of those were prossies
20 and slept with 7 where 3 was gf's
45
>250
>>735258443
Holy shit, you must be ugly!
Give us a picture!
>>735258553
Found the muslim
>>735256370
25
at least a 100, but i have an unfair advantage. i went to an all-girls junior high, senior high, and university.
>>735258990
I had the biggest crush on one of my classmates in high school, then I used a dating site (not Tinder), found her little sister and is now fucking her regularly.
Worked out pretty well.
>>735261265
12 was 17 at the time, and all her friends were 15-16 years old, so didn't know she was 12 until after fucking her.
Age: 32
Girls fucked: 75
>>735256370
20
4
22
3
im a loser
>>735260455
Found Muhammad
age: 32
number of girls slept with: 200 .. maybe more.
I fucked 3 different girls last week. I am gonna work like a dog for the next two weeks though so I am probably not getting any for a while.
What about this skank
22
0
30
128
21
7
>be hella insecure
>find a fatty and make girlfriend
>fuck her on the reg
>become more secure about sexual abilities and doesn't matter if It's shit at first cuz fatty
>once confidence naturally comes with sex and women, cheat like hell with non fatties
>leave fatty for better rating
>maybe still cheat with a mix of fatty and non fatty.
>fatties are grateful and don't get as much sex as harder to get on fatties.
>variety is the spice of life
It's that easy, virgins
>>735256370
29
0
bonus kissless
12
over 9000
Well, many people cover for virgins.
We can just be erased from existence, humanity will survive.
>>735269023
Nobody is out there getting laid so you don't have to. Stop being such a faggot and go and get laid using my reliable Greentext fatty-banging method
>>735256370
Age: 19
girls: 4
femboy: 1
i'm not gay... i want to admit that "he" act like girl
>>735256370
22
34
>>735269308
how long was her dick
29
11-But have being in a relationship for 9 years, it sucks.
>>735269308
Well, you're at least bi
>>735269423
Bigger than mine but thankfully "he" doesn't wants to fuck me . _ . how the fuck 1/4 shorter than me guy... can have suck long dick, whoa.... "he" was so cute in tights >w<
>>735269449
is being bi still faggot or just half faggot? or because i like only femboys i'm 1/4 faggot?
i want to admit that i played Halo 2...
>>735269231
it's doable if you have a bit of empathy and self-esteem left. I've been lurking here since 2006 and had no social life in the past 15 years. I lost my humanity and ability to recover.
>>735269308
Hate to poke a hole in your logic, anon...
>>735258004
No that's where you're wrong buddy. See I remember the time before I was getting sex, I had drive, dreams and ambition. Fuck I was making something of myself. Then I started fucking, she left me and I was alone and I chased the dragon constantly. It's taken me down a path of drugs, alcohol, financial mismanagement and depression. My view on everything is skewed and I still fuck other bitches while I have a missus and 2 kids while working as a fucking sailor. Wizards do have a power they just can't see it cos the grass is greener you know...
>>735264998
surely b8
>>735269574
>that ''>w<''
dont get my dick hard, i dont want to masturbate
>>735256370
31
100+ prostitutes
>>735269645
Even so man, find an Autistic anime fem. Or like, hooker at worst case!
>>735269653
>>735256370
>30 in 2 days
>Wizard power GET
>>735256370
https://discord.
-------------------
gg/ctagmQE
27 and chaste.
>>735258968
You're a wizard Harry
>>735269767
Nowdays you reach wizardry at 40.
But I guess you're close to the point of no return.
>>735256370
23 years old
1 girl
>>735256370
>30
>4
Pretty conservative if I do say so myself.
21
All kinds of socks and fabrics
>>735256370
29 y/o
7 different women
now married
>>735258968
this is the internet, now i'm not sure if you are of of few honest or for real you are 22 that fuck 100 girls...
>>735269851
Considering I've been here for the past 12 years, it's only accelerated the process.
>Regrets: 0
>>735259712
Faggot
>>735269974
Dude its 4chan they probably just fucked there own acne
23 and aiming for wizardry
Unless gay sex counts. I'm a raging faggot
>>735265956
I did it by lowering my standards and just fucking when the opportunity comes. I still get the occasional hottie but most are kinda average
>>735269974
It's far more likely for people to exceed on the number of fucks.
>>735270031
i'm anon and i fucked few people so if i did, someone else also did... anons are no longer just typical fat nerds with acne playing wow and only sex they had in Goldshire tavers with night elves
nah nah nah...
fun... is when you trust everyone because you have no reason to dnot trust and lie so... let people talk
if they lie, tell them "good thing you fucked so many grills" they will be happy for 20 seconds and later go keep crying whole night...
4chan is this fantastic place where you see everything, you may became everyone but you will be still.. noone...
papa bless ya'
i go play some WoW
23 and 1 girl
>>735269874
Exactly the same. 4 women. 30 years. Though I was always in long relationships. So countles times with 3 of them and 3 times with 1.
>>735256370
31
0
>>735256370
20
4 (Women)
Ah the fun of being a settler who doesn't do drunk girls.
Lol @ fucking virgins lying here with their +10 numbers.
Anyway
25, Belgium, 9
>>735270093
Not sure if homos can be wizards.
Maybe you''ll get a different specialization
>>735259712
Good going
>>735270762
Quality over quantity m9
>>735271453
+10 is lying
What? You mean +50/+100 right?
Most people have turned down at least 10 women. And I say that as someone whose total of women is feeble because I lived with them for years each
24 4, tbh I'm a pretty big guy with some self esteem issues, how I've gotten pussy is beyond me.
29
60+
>>735271658
yeah that
20
Had 3
Sexual favors from 4 others
Been with one girl for 2 years off for a year and on for the last 3. Figer the count would be higher I have girls dm me every now and again.
21
40
>>735265709
Holy fuck lol
34
1
I stayed 11 years with my first and only girlfriend. she dumped me 1 year ago. I never tried to seduce a woman in my life, she was the one who engaged conversation with me. I don't even know how to get a new girlfriend.
yes I know : kys.
>>735272831
Look at my Greentext about fatties, anon. Use it!
>>735256370
Age: 40
Girls I've fucked: 7, my wife and daughters
29
4 normies
50+ hookers
29
8
>>735272982
Poast daughters
read the greentext about fatties. Problem is I don't want to cheat on a woman.
Also : my ex was chubby, I like chubby girls.
>>735273354
Then use methods you know work! Cheating is a spicy added extra. Just get on Tinder and swipe away!
>>735272982
How old, the daughters?
20
I dont know never counted them but i beleve not more than 30+ reason is i wouldnt remember them anyway how did they do how do they look exacly because im filled with hatered its like fuel to me to keep me alive
>>735273528
All under 13.
>>735272831
>yes I know : kys.
didn't you see all the virgins?
You already have more experience than half /b/.
24
1, my wife
25
9 girls
1 of them I was with had a 5 year old kid, it was kinda cool.
>>735273808
>greentext required
>>735256370
>32
>none
>>735274187
Explain yourself.
>>735274261
>>735273808
Im interested too
>Please story time <<<<<
>>735256370
22
10 girls
33
2
>>735274261
>>735274355
>always had a sexual interest in little girls
>knew if I had daughters I'd want to fuck them
>had daughters
>fuck them
I'm so bad at storytelling, I never know what to say. What stuff do you want to hear about?
18
1 (married)
>>735274706
Come on, anon! You can do better than that!
>>735274706
>had daughters
>fuck them
all in between. How did it happen?
Did they enjoy?
>>735274706
Fake neckbeard faggot making up potentially hot stories about fucking his daughters while he faps
>>735274920
Obviously a lurker
>>735274948
>making up potentially hot stories
faggot
>>735274706
For example
>how did it start
>How was it
>Was it in secret or ur wife knew
>>735275004
Lol, shut the fuck up so we get stories
>>735275087
lol go fuck yourself cucklord why shouldnt he post storys when i call you faggot, faggot
>>735256370
age: 20
0 grils
do dead ones count?
18
And 7. I'm a star athlete and better at gymnastics and tumbling than all the cheerleaders.. which they reallllly like
>>735274948
This also can be true
For example i am afraid to have little daughter because my dick erects to anything that is female i cant contain my self my first sex "buddy" that i did experiments with her and some psychological on her spoiled me she was first one to ever understand me reason she isnt anymore with me afther 9 years is because i distanced her from me on end i used her so i can feed on negative emotions and despair
>>735275240
sure you are
>>735256370
22
1 and a whore (if whores count)
>>735256370
I think you misspelled 0 there, buddy
>>735274920
>Did they enjoy?
Yes, why wouldn't a girl like her daddy's love?
>Was it in secret or ur wife knew
Of course my wife knows, I couldn't do it if she didn't. When we married I told her that when we had daughters I'd fuck them.
I don't let them wear clothes around the house for easy access and so I can always see them.
>>735275138
Yeah, go back to beating your dick to the thought of every getting laid, you fucking virgin
>>735275247
Same. I couldn't have a daughter or date a chick with one because I've got sensitive nethers. First time she lays with me and I wake up with wood it'll be hell from the missus, being called a pedofuck. It's a fear for sure but I wonder about my self control in a private setting...
age: 18
girls fucked: just the 1, my gf, cuz I'm not a fucking degenerate
also /pol/ says hi
>>735275561
fuck off faggot
>>735256370
18
2
>feelsbadman.png
Currently trying to get a fuckbuddy though.
>>735275469
Lololol wife is okay with it. Sorry anon
>>735275561
Monogamy is overrated.
Here you go m8, fieldtrip's over.
>>>/pol/
>>735275561
This is /b/, were you expecting non-degenerates? Much love to /pol/ but fuck off back to /pol/
>>735275561
>also /pol/ says hi
Since you lurk /pol/ once meaning you're from there? What the fuck is this faggot
>actually keeping track of how many girls you've slept with
how desperate for others approval are you really?
>>735275469
3/10
Lazy and hard to believe, you can do much better.
>>735275743
Chad pls
>>735256370
45, no fucking idea. 200+
no fucking clue. in my 20s I could could to about 60 and remember their names too.
this is an ex...
24
4
>>735275474
you are some funny faggot holy fuck, i bet you get beat up often in school for screaming "virgin" at the popular kids
>22
>0
only kissed 2 girls while I was drunk and never seen a vagina
as me anything
>>735256370
31
0
fml
>>735275743
>actually keeping track of how many girls you've slept with
0 is easy to remember...
...or difficult to forget.
>>735256370
Age:17
2450
What can I say, I'm a bad dude y'know
38
not sure how many girls I fucked.
But yesterday I fucked 6 girls at a gangbang.
Here is one of the girls that was at the gangbang.
>>735275867
u sure it's not 2449 or 2451?
>>735256370
26
2 (cousin and a friend)
>>735275957
Nah I have a perfect photographic memory to go with my gigantic schlong and rock hard 8 pack
>>735275867
Can't count ancestral generations that brought you into existence, faggot.
>>735275557
Not necessarily. Morning wood is a natural thing. Even if it isn't morning wood... lie
>>735275987
you're incredible senpai, teach me!
>>735276015
Why not? I fucked them by making their ghosts ashamed of me.
That's how you really fuck someone. Tarnish their good name for generations to come.
27
6
>>735271485
He'll become a magical girl
>>735275670
Why wouldn't she be okay with it? Females are property, she knows it's my right to do them.
>>735275863
15
2
>>735256370
Age: 16
Girls: 1
>>735275557
Exacly for me sex isnt just sex i feel it as some kind of ritual when having sex i fully concentrate on skin touching and how am i "trembling" her soul
>>735276295
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
24
16
Italian btw.
18 yo
6 Girls
>>735276215
>>735276295
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
23
Around 30
>>735276295
MOOOOOOOOODS
>>735256370
21
6
2 of which were after i got married
age: 35
number of girls slept with: idk 70, maybe 80.I'm not autistic enough to keep an actual count or record of names
19
11
>>735276577
>married at 21
Youre doing life wrong.
>>735276626
>not counting
where do you think we are
>29
>2
>>735258612
lol are me I just let that shit go away after like 2 months haha
23
1
>>735256370
27
15
Where the fuck are you supposed to meet people? I live in a small town surrounded by a sea of fucking chinks.
HOLY FUCK I HATE CANADA.
FUCKING CHINK FILTH FUCKING DIE ALREADY.
>>735256370
21
2
17
0
mfw Beta as fuck
>>735276925
Chinky pussy goes across ways. Or Tinder. Tinder is good. Also have a thing for chinks so where is this chinktopia you speak of?
>>735263099
nigga what the fuck
27
14