MURDER MYSTERY THREAD Doubles = Victim Triples = Suspect

>>735248463
kill me plz

i want death

Hm? Okay, fine.

i dont want to live anymore

>>735248742
well that didn't go as planned

Who dun it

>>735248463
ez

>>735248835
yay i got ded

>>735248966
x2

>>735248463
haha i really like my nice house and white family

>>735248528
>>735248690
>>735248742
>>735248835
Come on anons, you have so much to live for!

>>735248966
Oh shit! Man down

>>735248463
so... not a mystery then

>>735248463
I want to die pls

>>735249000
You FUCKER you killed me!

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Which one of you is the real Dirty Dan?

Kill me

>>735249000
Hey! You look suspicious. Drop the Skittles and Arizona iced tea and come here, boy

>>735249105
HEY! I am the victim here, fuck off. I even died twice to prove it

>>735248690
rerolling for death

>>735249180
I dindu nuffin

>>735248742
roll for this guy to die

>>735249000
prove you didn't do it in one sentence go

>>735249354
https://youtu.be/3dNhKWd0-hc

>>735249000
so it was you all along you stupid motherfucker?

>>735249105
nice

>>735249418
I SAID SENTENCE, I am now 99% sure you killed me

>>735249544
aaaaand he's dead again

rolling for the sweet embrace of death

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>>735249499
>>735249544
Oh fuck, two in a row!
>devours donut
I wonder if there's anyone who can do anything!

>>735249544
https://youtu.be/TWbxdHdTdjg

>>735249647
I've died so many times and no one can even work out who it is gg i wanna kms

>>735248463
I have an alibi

>>735249746
I keep rolling to die but it won't fucking happen, take me mystery murderer

>>735249802
No.

>>735249802
fine, if you wanna join me, take this roll for your death

>>735248463
ayy lmao

I'm an innocent white male, I didn't do anything!

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AYYO WHO BE DIS MYSTERY MURDERA? SHEEEEIIIT NIGGA I NEED TO HIDE MA KIDS N CUZZNS. HE MIGHT BRAKE IN N TAKE MAH FOOD STAMPS NIGGUH!

Trips cause I'm sus

all these innocent white men dying and there is only one suspect...

>>735250219
who it be?

Halp

who

Black bart

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>>735249066
GRANTED

one last roll for death

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AHEM

>>735248463
i Dindu Nuffin

>>735251722
Is -- is he carrying the dead guy?

you'll never find the bodies

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>>735251875
Keep telling yourself that.

KILL ME ALREADY
DO IT NOW
AUGHAUGDHSFL

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We're getting so damn close!
I can feel it...

Hmmm.

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You can help me interrogate this scumbag, if you want.

>>735248463

We've got a mystery on our hands, Scoob.

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I will find him...

>>735252175
Why would I do that as a completely unsuspicious individual?

>>735252233
RIP Shaggy

F

>>735252233
DAMNIT! The killer got away again.

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>>735252263
IT'S JUSTICE, AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

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>>735252233

:)

kill my cock

oh hi there

>>735249647
>Kekitty kek

>>735252943
HOLY SHIT THAT BULLET WAS REALLY CLOSE

>>735253046
The mystery gunman is after our children!

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>mfw i die

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>>735253046
Did ya see who shot it, sonny?!

>>735253143
U too

nigs

>>735253233
ded

>>735253194
it was the fat guy

>>735253266
ded

Its not me guys

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>>735253266
Shit, he's going after the eyewitnesses! Our precious evidence is going away

>>735253477
HORSE COP NOOOOOOO

I didn't do it cabron

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I have to confess my murders to my lawyer...

>>735253568
I dont think so paco

if dead can i leave?
sorry for talking weirdly
came from haiku thread

why can't I die, anons?

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Dont worry im here

>>735248463
Rolling

Kill me

>>735248463
Roller skating

Rollerino

>>735248463
OP if I'm victem that means I get my well deserved death
>roll

The man who lives under the garage stairs.

>>735254229
Faggot

if dubs it was suicide

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I'm the killer.

I won't die

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oh shit we got murders.

>>735254545
You're a nigger

SWEET SWEET OIL

wasnt me

>>735254545
you wouldn't have avoided being caught so long

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we need police.

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>>735248463
Haystacks Calhoun

Check these out

I wanna die

>>735254950
same

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Hey. this party is really fun, eh, guys?

>>735254989
>89
every fucking time

>>735255010
>10
>twice in a row
I should actually kill myself

the only thread where I'm invincible

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i'm just suprised we don't have a suspect.

Hey

>>735255096
we did
>>735249000
but he died
>>735248966

hole hell

alright I give up. who did it?

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i'm getting out before i get killed. i'll come back when we have a living suspect.

the killer will never be revealed

>>735255731
see you soon

>>735255840
sooooooon...

>>735255885
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon....

>>735255932
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.................

>>735255966
god fucking damn it. I give up

Too bad I'm a victim

>>735255966
well there you go

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hope i don't fucking die lol

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>>735256128
you're fine. just watch out for suspicious individuals.

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>>735256571
Come get me, nigga.

Don't mind me. I'm just passing by.

>>735256832
i will mind you

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>>735256824
no.

Me

I know exactly who the killer is

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>>735257133
wow. that's a pretty crime scene right there.

>>735257366
i'm of course being sarcastic and dead.

>>735249000
We're onto you anon

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please fucking kill me i have nothing to live for.

kill me plz

>>735248463
I'd like do die thanks

im redy 2 die

What if OP's the killer?

>>735258781
he didn't get quads tho

This is retarded

ehhh

Pray for me

It wasn't me

I dindu nuffin'

>>735248463
I've seen this thread since like 1am when is it gonna end

>>735248463
im ded

>>735260749
'til the killer shows up

But i don't lie

>>735260877
Oh shit you are

I swear officer I didndu nuthin

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Been planning this for years!

>>735265568
Or was I planning it

Sweet death take me

>>735265588
I've been takin out boys, avenge me

I WANT TO DIE!

One in the pooper two in the cooter

Shall i end my life myself then?

DEATH!

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Wasent me

i did it

Lol not me

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THE MEN DID IT!
ALL MEN ARE PIGS!

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Am i in the right thread here?

next trips summon detective