in this thread anons must only write in haiku let's

quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack

>>735239222
Here is a new fag
Does not understand Haiku
Cancer abounds here

I love you O. P.
Finally a novel thread
Rain falls on wet chair.

Masturbating, me?
I am all alone in thread.
This is now a feels thread.

So much autism here
I die a little each day
And keep coming back

>>735239719
quak quak quak quak quak
quak quak quak quack
quack quack quack

>>735239049
Food is very good
Unless you are in China
Because it is dog

yo let me holla
ya u wid da big fat ass
alright fuck you then

>>735239049
Fuck off dumb nigger
Haikus are fucking stupid
Kill yourself faggot

>>735240085
Faggot still is wrong.
Lame try go again lame anon
The feels they burn anon

>>735240146
kek'd

Normie, I am not
My haiku's are beautiful
I'm off to go fap

>>735239049
haiku don't have to be 5 7 5, that rule applies to japanese "on" not english syllables. haiku DO need a seasonal references and a cutting word (kireji) tho

>>735240207
>Haiku are fucking stupid
ftfy

>>735240346
OP are you Jap?
knows seasonal references
Summer is very close

>>735240085
It's okay anon
You are a retard sandwich
Go fap to traps now

>>735240146
Vacation is good
Unless you are in China
Because of the smog

(Same poster, I write poems in class often reply if u want more)

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>>735240346

Fuck off weeb faggot
Dont tell me how to haiku
You just lost the game

>>735240769
That is really hot
She takes it really deep
Can I get some sauce

Oh my fucking god
this shit is pure golden kek
summer faggot here

>>735239049
Haiku for faggots like OP
4chan sucks and so do you too
Its Snowing on Mt Fuji

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This is now
fuck

>>735240346
Don't correct me nerd
Haiku's are fucking stupid
Also fuck yourself

>>735239222
a haiku u Jew
Consists of: 5, 7, 5
Checked, u duck nigger scum

How is this cutting
word for haiku faggot-shi
wikipedia!

ok idk
haiku haiku forty-five
well whatever k

>>735241229
lol lol lol lol lol
kek kek kek kek kek kek kek
The rain falls gently.

>>735240346
Seasons not mentioned
By your own criteria
That is not haiku

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You are all Autists
Haikus have five or seven
Read a fucking book.

>>735240346
>but he really thought
>that anyone gives a shit
>insufferable

>>735241076
we already knew
it radiates from your posts
don't have to tell us

>>735240575
O.P. I asked a
question. why u no respond?
Are you a China?

>>735240346
what the fucking shit
is a fucking cutting word?
fuck your fucking shit

>>735240575
>>735241785
hey little nigger
this >>735240346 dumb faggot is not me
I am the OP

>>735241970
am embarrassed
Haiku sham-ed on 4 chin
Must kill self with soon

fucking nigger cunts
why do we let then all live?
autistic bastards

The shadow of leaves
Gently flowing hidden stream
Easy sunshine rays

>>735242720
nice

Hitler was correct
Fucking jews should all go die
He did nothing wrong

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Shit-posting on /b/
Asking for stupid haiku
OP is faggot

fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you fuck

Snowflakes pile up high
Shit is falling apart real
fuck Republicans

>>735243033
WANNA FUCKING GO?
US REPUBS WILL DEPORT YOU
FUCKING MEXICANS.

>>735243123
FINE LETS GO FAGGOT
CHALLENGE YOU TO A SPELLING
BEE. RETARD SACRED NOW

>>735243336
*SCARED*

>>735243336
Lol, fucking gayfag
thinks he can beat me in a
fucking spelling bee

>>735239049

Man, its slow tonight.
So many lame-ass trap threads.
Oh look, some haikus.

This thread is bullshit,
But I'm still posting in it,
OP is a fag.

Some of these aren't bad,
That one that's just all quacks though,
Fuckin' guy can't count.

Fuck, where's my pizza?
Its been like forty minutes,
Better get it for free.

Oh, look at this one,
Its about Republicans,
That's real fucking quaint.

Pizza arrived, guys.
Thank you for all the haikus,
You're still all fags, though.

>>735243668
OMG THATS AWESOME

>>735243668
Lol look at this bitch
aren't is two syllables
learn fucking grammar

>>735243892
oh look now anons
a fucking haiku nazi
the cheeto is toast

>>735243668
>Fuck your gay shit bro
>Acting like you are above
>Gays and faggotry

>>735243892

Say it again, slow.
Really listen to the word.
You're not correct, man.

My toppings are wrong,
Second time this has happened.
Man, fuck Panago.

Should have got Chinese,
Delivery chick is hot.
Kind of a bitch, though.

Still writing haikus.
Should really drink some damn beer.
Maybe smoke some pot.

Holy fuck I fucking hate haikus

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you stupid ho
you a you a stupid ho
you a stupid ho

>>735244128
Oh look it's a fag
who thinks he can call me out.
fight me irl

>>735239049

OP is a fag
In this thread just like others
fuck you OP

Black cock is so good
Black cock is what i always suck
white cock is not good

>>735244339
Pizza chick is bitch?
Maybe faggot should tip
dollar is insult

thank me later
>i̶f̶u̶c̶k̶t̶o̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶.c̶o̶m̶

>>735244300

Haiku war then, bro?
I'm on 4Chan too, my man.
Makes me a fag, too.

We're all fags here, man.
Every single one of us.
Every god damn one.

Hey, just had a thought,
Since we're talking about fags,
Where the fuck is Moot?

Is he still around?
Or has he fucked off somewhere?
God damn, what a fag.

>>735244476
fight you irl?
I will pay your friends to kick
your retarded ass

>>735244568

I always tip her,
She has a punchable face,
Not sure what to say.

She always sounds bored,
And has squinty little eyes,
She's not Chinese though.

Probably hates her job.
Or maybe she's entitled,
Because tits and ass.

Either way, she sucks.
Pretty nice to look at though.
Chinese tomorrow.

What I really want
Is the work of turtle mom
Whose daughter fried it

But seriously
Who the fuck nukes a turtle?
>Noko in all fields

>>735244339
well look who replied.
how are you saying aren't?
aren't: arnt/are rent?

think again faggot
are rent is the correct way
of saying aren't

but, as a side note
you should have payed her to fuck
i mean, pizza girl

Big old nigger
Hanging from a tree
Smells like shit

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No matter the day
4chan will not ever change
Spiderman thread now

>>735245088
Dubs never lie

>>735239049
Calling all space jews
The great blue dog has fallen
Prepare your buttholes

>>735245106
Fuck you spiderman
go away and hide in tree
Jameson needs pix

>>735241951
kek

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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

>>735245437
NO bestiality please

>>735239049
Drink with me my friends
Lurk ye rotting host of fags
Anonymous we

>>735239049
To be or not to be.
Is that your question?

>>735245588
Niggy wat u doin
That wasnt a damn haiku
Read the rules dumbass

>>735245033

Pizza, that's a dude,
Chinese, that one is a chick.
Kinda missed that, whoops.

Seriously, bitch.
Still though, Chinese food is great.
She has great tits though.

I am saying "arnt"
Other way sounds kind of strange.
That might just be me.

In Saskatchewan,
We say some shit kind of weird,
Might be regional.

>>735245810
I know - I am
a republicant
i dont get it at all

I can't stop laughing
It makes me hurt every day
4chan is cancer

>>735240166
Good

>>735245621
if sentimental
about this horrible place
reconsider life

this is the best thread
I have participated
in. Thank you 4chan

I swear im not gay
Traps penis is alright
Dick makes it better

Sad Shia LaBeouf
Can not Accept He's Jewish
Runs to Hollywood

beep boop boop boop bop
boop boop bop bop bop beep boop
bop boop boop boop beep

I'm shit at planning
sometimes shit ends abruptly
I don't know what I'm

why do i stay here
i should work for my exam
i will fail anyway

Pedos are good people
Love lolis not harm
Haters gonna hate

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From the past, reborn
A thread not about traps, fur
/b/'s creative self

we wright so much text
but does anybody read them all
why continu this

>>735249328
why so defeatist?
you just don't want to work hard
dumb lazy cunt

>>735250252
don't get too happy
merely stole this thread from /lit/
this place is dead af

it's raining outside
luckily i can stay home
why would i go out

>>735239049
''Not the storm of garden's snow
nor flowers moving on
but sprouting there instead
was tentacles all along.''

>>735250906
the thread may be /lit/
the haiku comes from our harts
we have potential

>>735250768
I read every single one
All of the other threads are shit
I'm so fucking bored

>>735251157
than we should talk more
if we type without talking
this becomes boring

>>735239049
How could anyone forget the most important rule of haikus?!
Regardless of the context or syllables, the third line has to be "It's snowing in Mt. Fuji"

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Snoop Dogg did once say,
"When the pimps in the crib Ma
drop it like its hot."

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they dont make sense
Refrigerator

>>735251394
fuckin kek

>>735251274
can't think of a topic
instead point out mundane shit
I think you mean "then"

>>735251274
the reply stays out
i have to talk to myself
even here no friends

>>735240045
>5
Okay
>7
Good so far
>6
REEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUTTTT!!!

>>735251311
>>>/v/
>>>/cringe/

I despise myself
Can't end it cuz of family
Fucking kill me now

>>735251539
i judged too soon
i also don't know topics
but the reply came

>>735251589
I dont see the connection

>>735251539
fucking syllables
I can't seem to count for shit
no "a" in line one

>>735251774
can't is only one
unless you pronounce them both
it is your choice, dude

>>735251666
Want to do CS
Come to /b/ to avoid work
end up writing poems

Can i get some head?
Gag, drool, saliva, slobber.
How old's your daughter?

>>735251568
that was not haiku
take hydrochloric acid
and dunk your head in

>>735251626
you're not valuable
they wish you just would do it
become a burden

>>735251988
it seems you are right
but that isn't the problem
"topic" always two

>>735239049
Sex with traps is straight
The penis is feminine
I am not a fag

>>735252135
you thought this was good
solved a captcha to post this
off yourself tonight

>>735252134
i'm a big idiot
i wasn't reading correct
you are right, this time

>>735252135
>>735252217
the first one is wrong
the second one aggressive
this should be real art

>>735252135
syllables are right
but content is a problem
the fuck you smoking

>>735252217
I would off myself
If only I had courage
Alas, I live on

Big booty white chick
Cant handle this big black dick
Gonna stretch her thick

You stinky nigger bitch
To me what to fucking do
With your whore girlfriend

>>735252446
maybe we can help
it's something i do for free
where do you live fag

>>735252446
look for helium
people say it's painless death
never tried it tho

>>735252589
I live all alone
Far away from your basement
But thanks anyway

>>735252726
i can travel to you
your possessions pay my flight
tell me were to go

>>735252547
how incoherent
can't even nig properly
back to africa

Robots and weabos
Ive come to a dark corner
Turn away now fag

Fucking kill yourself
Your done you little bitch cunt
I'm in the Navy

>>735252865
no one does that shit
for free you LARPing faggot
go outside sometime

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You are all faggots
I don't know why I am here
This site really sucks

>>735252726
i may live near you
just take the gamble you fagot
i will end your pain

>>735252962
exclusivity
very psychological
as is everything

>>735240769

i love a good suck
wish i could get my balls drained
where's mom when you need?

>>735252951
doing a good deed
he does not trust the offer
why does your live suck

>>735252916
you are here with us
are you sure you're much better
all alone in life

>>735253089
This is very sound
And insightful, thank you
I can relax now

>>735253172
i have all my cats
i will never be alone
just without any friends

>>735253256
that solves your problem
you find that insightful
just off yourself fag

>>735252865
You can't count to five
So you cannot be trusted
To get my death right

>>735253279
can your cats help count?
or haven't talked in too long?
any counts for two

i am a virgin
for 31 long long years
a wizard is me

Nigger nigger nog
bigger blacker jigaboo
niggers tongue my ass

bus a mighty nut
the most mighty nut of all
bus a nut right in the butt

>>735253599
go to the hookers
you will not find true love there
confidence you will

>>735253489
it might be sloppy
but dead is dead anyway
cleaning just takes time

>>735253793
ur bad

>>735239049
This is a good thread
I'm glad to participate
I think I'm cumming

Like winter snowmelt.
My asshole must release it.
The torrent within.

>>735254281
too much info there
now i am diamonds over here
back to porn it is

>>735239049
Aye aye aye aye aye
Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye
Aye aye aye aye aye
https://soundcloud.com/osmattic/aye-freestyle-prod-young-taylor

>>735254709
bye for now my friend
just stay away from them traps
cause that's fucking gay

>>735239049

Here comes that asshole
Motherfucking cocksucker
What a giant tool

>>735239049

Just ate a pizza
The whole motherfucking thing
I am a fat fuck

>>735239049
I love to caress
Her wet, erect clitoris
With my curled up tongue

>>735255329
it's creative thread
but god fucking damn anon
you're dreaming too big

I really should be working.
Why am i wasting my time here?
I also need to shit.

>>735245437
Sit loud doggo sit
And enhance your fucking chill
Koreans eat you

>>735255525
common mistake but
"all words are one syllable"
just isn't the truth

>>735255525
you can do both things
just count all your syllables
and write while you shit

in the painted glass
lies brokenness and beauty
and sometimes boobies

>>735255329
>erect clitoris

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/btards flood the deepest webz
breaking into haiku tradition of centuries
mfw finding original pepe getsuju

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>>735239049
Welcome to the chan
Home of the degenerates
Haven for faggots

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I change the thongs two times a day
Traps are definitely not gay
Its Niagara Falls in this boipucci all day

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>>735257898
Soon as he put it in that nigga call me gay

>>735257898
MODS

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Haikus not bad threads
A breath of fresh air in here
Much fun, feels good man

>>735258029

how is that a trap nigga no

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>>735258520
Chloe Salpa.
You're free to google her.

>>735258569

>her

>>735239222
lolwut?
haiku has a set form, idiot.

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>>735256895
i am that newfag that i never heard of original pepe being jap? could this whole fucking page be japanese in the end?

>>735240166
Wez no wut wez do
Win wez do, wez do it right
Cuz wez gansta nigs

>>735258662
I don't really know
but there's one thing I do know:
that is no haiku