Basement OP guy turns 21 in 8 days. >am poor >no friends

Congratulations on that. U wanna consider marrying a female anime?

happy birthday in advance

>>735227176
Like a female who watches anime?
I mean, maybe, i had a girlfriend that was an anime freak.

marry an actual animated female? Nah im not that low my dude.

>>735227302
thanks my dude. trying to set up plans to have a good one, but then i remember i dont have people that care about me.

>>735226652
Go fuck an escort OP. Get on backpage and go to wfm.

>>735227176
*an

>>735227505
no money for an escort. Maybe i could find one that would do it as a birthday present hah.

Sounds really sad saying it that way

>>735227514
>>735227176
im still not sure what you mean

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Weed, alcohol, and Gorillaz. Happy 21st, man.

>>735226652
1. Get a job
2. Profit
3. ???
4. Alcohol

their new shit is pretty groovy.
Ill have it on while i attempt to get fucked up on the 16th my dude. thanks.

>>735228203
Starting a job after my birthday, until then i am poor

>>735226652
Come succ my thickness. I've got all sorts of stuff for cocktails, beer, and some spirits.

>>735228260
where u live?

>>735228260
First paycheck go fuck an escort

>>735228260
why are you celebrating when you are poor? Are you stupid? If you cannot follow society's norm, do not follow society's norm of celebrating and drinking on your 21st birthday dumbass faggot.

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>>735226652
Can we see your basement room curious

>>735226652
Happy birthday man, I'm getting drunk by myself too for your birthday

>>735228395
Pennsylvania
Close to altoona my dude.

>>735228429
You dont have money
>Your not allowed to enjoy things
What?

>>735228260
Yeah Humanz is pretty good. Not their best, but not average. I enjoy some of the new stuff quite a lot. Don't let /mu/ hear me say that

>>735226652
y o u w o n ' t f i n d a g i r l s i t t i n g a l o n e i n y o u r b a s e m e n t m y d u d e

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>>735228511
yeah
Its pretty small.

>>735228511
Fuck yeah man. Take a few for me on the 16th

>>735226652
Dude, your basement looks so fucking creepy. I bet John Wayne Gacy wouldn't even hide kids down there.

>>735228560
im working on a girl i know, Things just got a bit odd between us at the moment.
Im not a fucking wizard, just not the best social wise around all these country people.
>i belong in a huge, loud city.

>>735228518
ahh ok too bad, well thought it was worth asking, u never know if someone is having a bad time in the city you live in

>>735228687
>capo on table
>guitar
no girlfriend?

>>735228731
If thats creepy to you, id hate to see you around ANYTHING actually unnerving.

>>735228839
THATS WHAT IM SAYING MAN.
Nah but thats pretty much the reason i learned guitar, as an icebreaker.

Turns out my music taste doesnt mesh well with alot of people around me, so im just that guy playing weird indie shit on a guitar.

>>735228792
getting a job would make you much more attractive... and your own place

>>735226652
>am poor
>drink myself into a hospital

You're just asking for ways to get into debts right there

>>735229003
my bottom e string on my guitar broke so no pussy for me ;(

>>735228687
U seem like a chill dude hope you have a fun birthday man get that money and gtfo out of there bro

>>735229028
Yeah maybe. Im working on it, cant just snap fingers and make things happen.

>>735229081
its cool, after 21 no one gives a shit what happens to you as a people, Maybe itll be my rock bottom turn around moment.

>>735229167
the high e? awh man, thats the best one too.

>>735229268
Ayup, Thats the plan dooder.

Anon, just dropping in to say you are amazing. Too fucking bad you live in Pennsylvania, else i would get you some, as a present. Have fun on your birthday <3

>>735229605
Thanks mango. Appreciate the good feels sent my way. Will try to make it a blowout of a party, even if its just me sad drinking at a bar.

>>735229804
you have Discord, my dude?
We can have a Discord party. Internet friends are still friends!

>>735229951
ay i'm not op but i have discord

>>735230004
So close to quads...
Actually, let's just all make a Discord server for op's birthday!

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>>735226652
Happy Birthday brother, try to borrow money from anyone u can pitty you and get drink.
Or make a note to yourself that on this important day of your life you left with nothing and start hating every thing in the world.
Think about this shitty day every morning and plan till ur next birthday how to get money so u can fuck some trap or anything with shit load of weed or alcohol.
Get angry and plan to burn this fuckedup world.
I am bad in english nut i think u get an idea what i wanted to say, make this day to motivate ur life further, hail Führer
.

>>735228839
this
Not unattractive and has decent interests, just don't get too aspie from 4chan and you're fine

>>735226652
are you the troll with the weird thumbs?

>>735230134

>>735230116
>>735230004
Thanks my dudes, i DO have discord. dunno how lit itll be there though.

>>735230165
My biggest issue is living in bumfuck country county. No one likes the shit i do, because i dont wanna fuck a tractor or something

>>735230238
a troll i am not, a friend of /b/s i am

>>735230134
While i disagree with your FINAL sentiment. Everything else vibes. Ive been going through a transitional period the past few months. Trying to be less of a anxsty bitch

>>735230289
Oh man it's the same way here, just get on tindr or something and slam some cunt from the nearest city.

>>735230289
Should be alright, friend. Trust me, that's how i spend my birthdays...I miss my home :c

>>735230289
But what do You want to do? How did You end up in a basement?

>>735230516
Eh, hate telling it because it sounds like a 'pitty me' story.

But mother was a huge herion addict, childhood wasnt pleasent.

Went from pretty much squating in a house with my little sister to living with my estranged father (hadnt talked to him for 7 years) and the basement was all he had, so it was either be homeless or live in a basement

>made the basement a decent place
>just feel empty inside emotional fulfillment wise.

>>735226652
Dude idk how much a vodka in US costs but in Germany u can get some for 5€. Some juice with that and its enough for 2 people to get moderate drunk or enough for one Guy to get wasted. Also Just groß some weed in your basement. Not too much, just 4 plants.

>>735230484
i dont wanna just slam cunt though, im more for a companion or something.

Id rather be happy most of the time than sexually satisfied.

>>735230780
i gag at the sight of vodka from my younger days. Growing weed though, yeah i want to do that for sure, but the place im living has small chillen in it.

>>735230987
i long for a true passionate relationship too man :/

>>735226652
oh snap, a literal basement dweller.

What type of toy figurine is that on the shelf behind you?

>>735230719
I am so sorry anon... You seem like a very understanding, chill person. Someone i would love to hang out with!
I wish you the best of luck.
And the Discord party isn't actually a bad idea, actually.

>>735230987
Oi, you mentioned you have a discord right? Hook that shit up fam, let's chat.

>>735231262
Its from my last birthday if your talking about the reaper popfigure thing.

If your talking about the lil' mac - Thats my nigga right there.

>>735231289
>>735231306
ill make a basement OP discord and throw a link up

>>735231306
^

>>735231604
hurry

i can't let this thread die!

>>735232233
so post discord link!

>>735231306
>>735231604
Still here and still down!

Join the military or something you piece of shit.

Op here internet on PC decided todie discord link here gg/9A7jPW

>>735232544
join the military?
no thanks im not a piece of shit

>>735226652
Test

>>735226652
>Turning 21
>"how to acquire alcohol?"

Go to a fucking store and buy some...

>>735232910
continue reading.. i know the words hurt your brain...
>am poor.

>>735233072
Still don't get it.

So you don't have $10 to spare? Booze is not expensive.

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>>735230165
Anger kill anxiety brother. When you learn how to use your anger to get shit done life will bend to your will, not extremely but it will. Just keep going, things will change, dont let anything stop you and fuck the world dont care abt em.

>>735234014
your saying pardoxical things
Care but dont care at all.
I dont understand.