Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Still here
>>735195766
About 1.5 to 2 years of 3.5 are left.
I used to hate math the same as everyone else, but you grow to like it. It's pretty cool.
Uhh I'm beat! FUCK!!
>>735196109
Well that's good you are done with some of it. Ehh I don't like working with numbers that much.
>>735196187
Hello again
Real pic of Sonokawa anon
>>735196583
Hot
>>735196451
Yeah, but since I lately don't feel like doing anything... not good...
well I'm going to sleep now. Early, so I won't be as sleepy tomorrow.
Shower time
>>735197947
Hope it works for you sleep tight
>>735195712
sonokawa :o
>>735198348
Hey there
>>735198308
night
>>735198348
give folder
>>735195859
is manga frame your waifu?
>>735198412
Is that actually him?
>>735198566
What?
>>735198477
I want to make sweet love to you~
>>735196451
>>735198442
hello drunk snugs
>>735198477
no
>>735198412
but how?????
and please delete that
>>735199043
i have them insider connections o:
>>735199043
You're handsome as fuck
>>735198591
>him
>>735199304
Please delete
>>735199512
Shush!
>>735199204
Cute.
>>735198412
>>735199043
Oh, someone did the search for me. Thanks.
>>735199562
>pat
>>735199562
Have you ever seen a female
>>735198979
Taking it easy now?
>>735199020
No no very sober snugs
>Her
>>735199791
Sono is a girl irl so that can't be her
i don't think i want to post here anymore... good bye
i don't even know how you guise got my picture but please don't post it anymore..
>>735199920
good riddance
>>735199954
this tbh
>>735199998
this but unironically
>>735199954
she's cute though
>>735200074
>klonata
i take offense in that statement
>>735199920
Please don't go Sono ily
>>735200087
>she
>>735199810
oh good
coffee snugs then
>>735198412
i want my dick in that mouth
>>735199920
I wish this was true
Sono is what I imagined Mugi to look like
>>735200182
How did that L get in there?
>>735200751
>>735200743
this, sono is a sociopath
>>735200751
klo = toilet
i guess there must be a connection
> can't sleep
>>735198919
> see this
Ok let's go
>>735200884
Well yeah when you purposely add an L
>>735200815
Sono looks good; it's a compliment uwu
>>735201068
He does not and I do not
:>
>>735199863
It's your hypothesis that's wrong, not the information.
>>735196583
That was good
>>735199863
>jizzed all over his sheets
>girl
>>735201166
You do not what?
>>735199920
dont go
>>735201423
Look nice
>>735201560
You do uwu
>>735201705
>>735201847
epic
you remind me of this one guy at my old high school who played guitar and smoked weed
I guess all white guitar kids do
>>735201910
I've never even seen weed irl, stop assuming shit
>>735202252
I didn't say you smoked weed, he did -_-
>>735199920
Bye, Mash.
>>735202327
>I guess all guitar white kids do
>>735201847
Wait is this mugi?
He'd make a cute trap
>>735202438
>thinking mash is sono
RETARD ALERT
Where are the bad lolis?
>>735202570
That's not actually me
Rate me
>>735202681
Sono is a Mash, but not Shielder Mash
YUKA IS ONE AND ONLY GOOD WAIFU.
YUKA IS BEST GIRL.
ALL OTHER WAIFUS SUCK
>>735202480
They look alike -_-
claimed
>>735203364
What if Sonokawa was actually Shielder? Would you still accept Shielder?
>>735204722
why sena > yozora?
>>735204733
Sono and Shielder, I doubt are the same, but I would think about it.
Asuka hype
Hi~
>>735205069
both are psychos, you shouldn't bother thinking about it
>>735205361
Loli bote
>>735205433
Shielder has accepted to be my pet however, so there's that.
I also promised a bike ride "date", in return for brownies.
>>735205551
don't be afraid your sociopathic friend would never do us such a huge favor and actually leave
>>735205695
Yes, you are.
>>735205835
I'm not fond of Sonokawa.
lol forget this shit
>IᖴᑌᑕK TOᑎIGᕼT .ᑕOᗰ
>>735205361
Nice hair
>>735205983
you were sucking someone's dick... whose was it then?
>>735204980
big tits > child tits
>>735205983
No one cares
>>735205983
Not many people are because there's something off about him.
>>735205835
^^^^^^
fukken this m8
>>735206186
I'm dating Chara.
>>735206228
I mean he's the one who brought it up
>>735206405
He's got ASPD.
>>735195712
wrt
>>735205835
You should fucking leave, Jibril
>>735206203
touché
>>735206460
i'm sorry
What do you guys do on your free time when your unemployed? Besides looking for a new job anyways.
>>735206629
Why?
>>735206607
normally i'd agree but having a fanboy tell me to makes me want to stay just that little bit longer
>>735205551
Sono's face got posted. That's really it.
>>735206686
I practice my routine I do 20 times annually
>>735206460
That makes sense.
>>735206686
It's hard to fill that much time. Takes a while to get used to it.
Personally, i took up visual novels, videogames, with some youtube channels i watch. Helps if you get a couple buddies to game with once in awhile. Total isolation can get you depressed pretty quick.
>>735206814
So I saw
How are you?
>>735206838
Also he's got like..4 personas here
that I know about
>>735207033
LIST THEM LOUISE!!!!!
>>735206460
>I'm dating chara
That must be hard. I'm sorry.
>>735206686
play vidya for 8 hours a day, work out and do cardo 4 hours a day, 4 hours a day of job searching and 8 hours of sleep
I haven't been unemployed in like 6 years though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dz4IzDQ3hg
my true waifu
>>735207287
kek'd
>>735207033
I'm just immensely bored. Dunno what to do.
>>735207241
Mm, I don't think I should.
I will confirm Sono is lewdmash though
>>735207287
Please, I love her.
>>735207517
What sort of vidiya do you like?
I heard drama.
>>735207449
3,025
>>735207560
>Sono is lewd mash
I've seen Sono post as mash, I doubt he is Shielder. Or did he specifically say "I am the Mash that lives in Alaska"?
I play TF2 and payday, maybe some CS GO and rarely Maplestory because I'm weird.
>>735206814
What routine do you do?
>>735206985
I know the feel. I get so desperate I contact my cousin, who's kind of an asshole.
>>735207361
All I do is work out at local gym or hang out with my jerkass cousin. It's not like that now of course but it really sucks.
>>735207781
He specified that he is the lewdposting mash, who erps and yes, claims to live in Alaska
Oh man, I used to love tf2 and maplestory.
Even my grandfather could figure out that Mash and Sono are the same person
>>735207796
A lot of Asian stuff
>>735207923
Odd. I even seen him post in his Mash persona, even then he didn't really match Shielder.
>>735203664
Yuuka is dead.
>>735208082
Well, either way.
I'ma run out to get some food, be back in a few
>>735208082
Asian stuff? You play WoW, boil dogs alive, and go on dates with your cousin?
>>735208265
I still doubt it.
>>735208879
The date my cousin part sounds pretty neat
And no, I do like, entertainment stuff. I've mentioned it lots of times
>>735208879
Sister > cousin
especially if you're Akito
>>735208955
I doubt Sono knows how to bake too.
>>735208051
Fuck off kyouko
>>735209610
Ok anonimoose poster
>>735208051
Um how?
>>735208955
Lucky you. My cousins are either bitches or adult men. My family sucks man.
Ha, entertainment......
>>735209049
Sister, cousin, same difference. Asians date whoever they want.
>>735207592
Fuck off flan
>>735206405
Eat shit she has plenty of friends here
>>735209804
>Proud liberal
>>735209818
>Shilling for a retard on the internet that you don't even know
>She
>>735209804
Already hating me? What did I do?
Claim
>>735209910
>doesn't post any proof of sono and mash being the same person
>talks shit about them
Tenryuu claimed
How's everyone this fine day?
cum every day xd
>>735210083
Claimed
>>735210121
Bad
>>735210176
Don't -_-
f
>you will never finger konata in the shower
>>735209745
She's a petite qt
Yeah, lion dance, dragon dance, Kung fu yada yada.
>>735210770
Why do you pretend to be a girl if that disgusting chin and forced girl voice makes it painfully obvious that you're not?
Also who's the dominant one? You or Chara?
It's confusing, since you're both spreading your legs.
>>735210770
He even said it here >>735208955
I pointed it out as a question to him
>>735210763
This is not me, I do not have a mental disorder.
>>735211077
because I am desu
besides, having a powerful chin just means if I had sons they would be handsome
>Thinks of relationships purely in terms of dom and sub
confirmed for dateless kissless virgin
>>735211341
you have ASPD
>>735211237
He lied
Operation sleep well has failed pretty hard. I guess it wasn't worth staying up and playing all those arams, but at least we finally got a win!
How is everyone doing today? I hope you're all having a wonderful, amazing day! If not, please try your hardest! I know you deserve it!
>>735211341
I'm getting awfully confused now
Clarify with me. You are mash, not Shielder?
>>735211414
What makes you so sure? You have him on quick dial or some shit?
>>735211414
>>735211414
That was a secret.
>>735211473
ALICE_BUNNY!
>>735211486
hi
>>735211519
I'm not Alaska Mash
What the fuck even is Alaska
>>735211606
Would fuck
>>735195712
my waifu is rose
she is not 2d but
she is unreachable in 3d
she is hot and funny
rose is love rose is life
other waifus can suck my dick
>>735211666
But Louise said you were Alaska mash?
Am confuse
>>735211414
>Having a strong chin means that if I had sons they'd be handsome
What
>>735211708
That's a dude
>>735211742
I lied to her for attention, its not her fault. I'm pathetic.
>>735211772
Oh gosh even better !!
>>735211666
Yes, hello. Nice trips
>>735211486
I'm doing pretty well
Yourself?
>>735211606
:thinking:
>>735211666
You should tell people, they should know
>>735211755
>Strong chins are a masculine trait
>strong chins are in my genes
>I have kid
>he has strong chin
>he is handsome
>>735211772
untrue
>>735211606
10/10 picture angle.
Gotta hide that chin my dude.
>>735211874
-_-
>>735211736
>>735211904
Hail Satan.
>>735211925
I lied to you and I'm sorry, I won't do it again.
>>735211954
Why the Azn face?
>>735211666
>satanic trips!
Hi Mash! Err, that works, right? If you want me to call you something else, please just ask! I'm not very good with names...
How are you doing today? Has your day been well?
>>735211904
Hi Alice! How are you doing today?
>>735211925
That's great to hear! I'm happy to hear that!
I woke up feeling pretty terrible, and that trend looks to continue! So that's cool! But it'll probably wear off eventually! Stupid allergies.
Any plans for today?
>>735211830
What would being three different people do anyways?
I've seen your Mash person and it doesn't really match up. Both having ASPD, NPD being similar only pushes me down a hole.
>Asian face
Racist
>>735212039
I don't believe you on either account
>>735212107
Well, slightly less good now that people are saying I am a dude and posting my selfie
I'm sorry...Have you taken anything?
Nope
>>735211736
rose is 2d dude
>>735212039
I'm not Satan
>>735212107
Alive
>>735212160
>People are saying I'm a dude
Are you not?
>>735210823
Oh god.
HA! Weeb....
>>735212107
Oh. Hello there, dwagon.
>>735212323
Most of us are qt grils irl ya doof
>>735212323
Nope, I'm a real girl, with a vagina and XX chromosomes and everything
>>735212107
I'm not Mash!
Mash is cute and bubbly and silly and squishy.
I'm not.
>>735212138
What hole? Lewd.
>>735212160
Ouch.
>>735212269
How is my love doing this evening?
>>735212466
But why do you have the voice of a dude
>>735212534
you're creepy.
>>735212607
I wouldn't say I do
>>735212534
I'm not your love though
>>735212107
>Mash
Oh dear, when has he asked you to call him that?
Anyways, hi Kanna. It's a shame you didn't get sleep well, but it was a good effort.
>>735212449
But I'm Chinese
>>735212534
A literative rabbit hole.
So, yes to being a Mash, but no to being Shielder?
>>735212138
Hi Rem! How are you?
>>735212160
Hey, don't let them bother you. I can't really say anything about them posting the selfie, I try to not take any photo's of myself personally because people can do a lot of stuff with personal pictures, but if they're saying you're a dude, who cares? Do what I do, don't let it bother you! It's the internet, who cares if you're a guy or a girl! There's no benefit to gender really. If they don't believe you, it's fine! All you can do is tell the truth. Err, that's how I look at it anyways. Sorry that people are bothering you though. Don't let them get to you.
I have, a bunch of medicine! None if it really has worked yet... I might need some stronger stuff but I really don't want to deal with that, you know?
Aw, well that's okay! That means you can do whatever you want!
>>735212269
Hey, that's good!
How is your day going? Done anything fun, are you enjoying yourself?
>>735212449
Hi there yourself! How are you today?
>>735212534
Sorry sorry! Uh, Sono then right? Sorry, it gets hard to remember everyone.
But I think you're all of those things! At the very least, you're a joy to be around, really!
>>735212697
Err, you beat me to the punch on the reply, sorry about that!
No, he hasn't, it's just confusing is all! I'm sorry, I kinda messed up! He hasn't done anything!
But hi Rem! It's not so bad, I barely got any sleep but at least I woke up and get to talk to you guys!
How are you doing?
>>735212107
You told me to ask/remind you about something.
>Captcha was hats
>There was a doggo wearing a hat in one of the pics provided
Cute!
here
>>735212849
i'll do my best
Still, if it would help, it's probably worth seeing a doctor
there's not really anything I want to do
>>735212849
Hi Kanna, I'm doing fine.
Ah, understandable, it's okay.
Hi Kanna, I'm doing fine. You should really get a little more rest if you need it.
Goodnight. Stop calling me Mash.
>>735212641
>grabs you by the face and slowly drags my tongue on your neck
no u
>>735212690
Hnn! I wish you were...
>>735212697
No I'm not lewd Mash, but I do have a Mash folder cuz she cute.
Sorry for the misunderstanding.
>>735212849
I love how you can write so much and still have so much energy.
I wish I were like that...
>>735212962
>kiss
>>735213129
Why are you like that
>>735213129
Night.
>>735213129
Goodnight Mash.
>>735212849
Playing SMITE update. It's neat
>>735213129
Good night
>>735213129
goodnight
>>735213350
Haven't seen that pic, it's cute
>>735212916
Wait, did I...? Ah, what was it then...
I can't actually remember, I'm sorry about that!
But also that sounds adorable! Was it a small doggo or a big doggo?
Cuter!
>>735212962
Hi Tomo!! How are you today? Did you sleep well after last night?
>>735212972
Err, sorry for that! I didn't want to delete my post, it was so far up and aaaa ;-;
I'm glad you're fine. Really, I am.
If you say so, but I still feel kinda bad...
I can't, I tried! It's no biggie though, I'll manage! I'll just... I dunno, drink lots of water or something! That might help...?
>>735213129
Sorry sorry sorry! I kinda messed up, I'm really sorry! Please forgive me!
I just have a lot of energy I guess! I mean, you're pretty close to me, if not better! You type a lot too and you reply so fast! That's really awesome!
You are like that, don't worry! Don't bring yourself down like that, you're an amazing person!
Goodnight, sleep tight and sweet dreams.
>>735213350
Hey, that's pretty cool! I tried to get into smite but it was hard. It seems fun, but I feel like I could go play League or something and actually have a chance, eheh.
I'm glad you're having fun though! Who are you playing?
lole
>>735212641
But you were born with a D?
>>735213171
Hi Louise. How goes it?
>>735213586
Hi Kanna. A bit of a headache but I did have really nice world of tanks games this morning. Even a really good one in the NUDES. Nah I still got 3 hours there and then another 2 here a bit ago
>>735213586
You don't need to delete anything, whatcha mean?
Why do you feel bad?
It'll be fine! But you need to see a doctor
>>735213645
see >>735212466
>>735213807
Well, it was going better, but it's fine I guess
you?
>>735213586
I may have mislinked, eheh. Sorry, still a little tired, as you figured.
>>735213127 ...is for Rem...
Err, sorry for that! I didn't want to delete my post, it was so far up and aaaa ;-;
I'm glad you're fine. Really, I am.
If you say so, but I still feel kinda bad...
I can't, I tried! It's no biggie though, I'll manage! I'll just... I dunno, drink lots of water or something! That might help...?
>>735212972 and this is for Louise!
Hey, thank you! That's all I can ask, really! Thank you.
Nah, I hate doctors! I mean, they're fine, but I hate going is what I mean. Plus I think I lost insurance.
Aw come on, there's gotta be something you want to do, really! Um... do you feel like playing any games?
oke oke I fixed it pls no... something
>>735213586
Hunters. The update is like a dungeon
>>735214033
You don't gotta thank me
I know what you mean. But if there's something they can help with..
Not....really, no. I guess I'll get some work done.
>>735213586
It was about how much you talk, and how it doesn't bother me but intrigues me instead.
Also pic related was the doggo in question.
>Laura
>>735214018
So you're a delusional dude who's not a dude anymore.
That kind of sums up everything, thanks.
>>735214018
Oh im sorry. Kind of sitting right now. I need to eat something and stuff.
>>735213129
Goodnight Mash, thanks for clarifications
>>735213618
Stop being salty
>>735214033
Ah, don't let it bother you so much. People make mistakes, don't matter who they are.
And I can't really go on about telling you to go back to sleep if I can't either... I mean, water is good and all to have but I doubt it will help you fall asleep again, but it should help regulate sleep cycles. Was that too confusing? Sorry.
>>735212697
Oh, well maybe that's okay? Weebs are meant for wannabe Nipponese.
>>735212849
Goooooood. Enjoying your dragon wife?
>>735214269
>XX chromosomes
That means I was born a girl, dude
>>735214276
S'fine
run out and grab food!
,
>>735214332
Me or you?
>>735214343
Hi
>>735214361
Geez Louise you make it sound like I have monies
>>735214559
Surely you have a couple bucks, go somewhere cheap
>>735214559
Hey you.
>>735214676
girl, pink hair
>>735214361
It looks like you're missing a chromosome lul
STOP BULLY
>>735214559
stupid sexy tomo
>>735214676
Not unless I am paying in nickles and dimes.
>>735214754
How are you?
>>735214813
Pink haired girls are the best
>>735214830
How so?
Hello everyone how is everyone how are you all?
>>735214877
Tomoko is adorable
>>735214830
Fucking kek
>>735214895
..If you have to
>>735214343
Lion dance and dragon dance are both Chinese stuff
>>735214474
Miho
>>735214018
I messed up ;-; sorry sorry. I fixed it in >>735214018 though, think about it like the movie sequel you never wanted but was actually surprisingly good! Wait, you already replied to it aaaaaaa you're too fast!!
Well... >>735214192
I do though! I want you to be happy, and if you're trying, then that means I should thank you, because... because you deserve it, really!
Eh, I think that there's a lot of things they can help with. I just... I dunno, I'm not very good at things like that. If something bad happens, then I'll die or go to the hospital. Otherwise, I can deal with it! That's just how my family thinks.
Aw, that's disappointing, I'm sorry. Well, work is always good, it's nice to be productive, right? Don't work too hard though if you do go, okay?
>>735213807
Ah, that's a little annoying but I'm happy you had a good game! Or wait, more than one? Aw, that's awesome! Nice job Tomo!
That's terrible though, sorry to hear that. Did you go a little hard on the alcohol or just not a good night regardless?
Also you're funny when you're drunk, err not that you're not funny normally, it's just weird seeing you like that! Not in a bad way though!
>>735214260
Ooooh now I remember! I do remember you, I'm super duper sorry! Ahhh, what was it though... I can't fully remember, anyways, but I remember you! I do remember saying sorry for if it bothered you though, eheh.
Why does it intrigue you?
Also that's a very good doggo, I rate 10/10!
>>735214332
Yeah, but if I had been a little more attentive I wouldn't have been so stupid! You gotta improve somehow, and I'm still waiting to actually improve... I'm not very good at that.
It's fine, I know that you just mean the best, really! I keep hearing that "water will help my headaches" but it hasn't helped at all! And that "too much water is also bad" and the line must be very thin then...
No, I understood it perfectly! Thank you Rem!
>>735214925
Pink hair is da best:D
>>735214951
Hi tomo hows your butt?
>>735214343
Hey, that's awesome! I'm glad you're doing good!
Err, I wish! I'm more of an avatarfag rather than a waifu claimer. I know that's stupid, sorry.
Anyways, what are you up to today?
>>735214943
Hi Yuno! I'm okay, how are you doing?
>>735214951
wow