Going to a prostitute tonight Should I be worried about my size?

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It gets bigger r-r-right?

>>735178946
Is that hard?

>>735178946
What do you care about your size? Shes a whore..

Is that an elephant

>>735179041
Wanna see full hard...?

nah, prostitutes, even young ones, have seen so many dicks, they don't care. Like really, they don't fkin care. Unless you have a monster over 8 inches, then you might get a sincere compliment imo

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When you don't even fill your own foreskin

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>>735178946
Put a twisty tie on the end and it will look like a bread loaf. Tell prostitute you would like to store your loaf in her bread box.

At the end of it all. Shes still a dirty whore. who cares bro just be careful

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>>735178946
An inch of foreskin lmfao.

>>735178946
It's like it's own condom. Brilliant.

>>735178946
State in the mirror and tell yourself this if ur feeling insecure.
This is a whore. You are paying her to use her body. Her only job is too please you for x minutes.
Just remember to ask what you want and don't be shy telling her you aren't used to something.
>fucked a few whores and lost virginity this way

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>>735179221

>>735178946
She won't care at all.
I am curious to see more though. Pull the skin back

better go to a circus with that elephant

>>735178946
That looks fucking retarded. Holy shit I'm so glad my parents had my foreskin cut off. Not even jewish either.

also, with that monstruosity you need to got a whore? You live in a place were all women are dead since years ago?

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Makes me sad seeing big business getting away with murder...

>>735178946
That is fucking hideous

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Rock hard 90%

>>735179486
Sorry to hear you have a tiny penis too.

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>>735178946
>read OP as "prostate"
>read each subsequent post in the context of a prostate exam
>mfw

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>>735179589

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>>735179589

>>735179653
WHAT IS THAT DISCHARGE COMING OUT??

>>735179653
You are not measuring correctly, put it on top and press slightly against your pubis.

>>735178946
>I chose MILF 40yo lady

You do know real life isn't like those hentai comics right? Woman literally turn to shit when they pass the age of 35... get one that age if you want a MILF

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>>735179653
4.5 inches?!?!

>>735179653
Pull the skin back you animal. You got a cheese reserve under there?

>>735179653
>rock hard 90%
>still able to bend it 90 degrees
>dickhead not even out yet
That's not even close to rock hard. Try harder.

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No cheese

I measured full hard to pelvis bone 5,5-6 inches

>>735180088
Then you are fine.. thats pretty much average in the west.

>>735178946
Looks like a yam nigga

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>>735179589

>>735180088
Totally fine, you got nothing to worry about at all. What will be your position of choice for tonight?

>>735179191
Fucking lost

>>735179971
It's not cheese it's pre cum, none the less. You need to be able to pull back your foreskin. It looks way too tight and it's supposed to roll back once you get an erection. Maybe it made your penis smaller than your potential, by you not training and stretching that foreskin so it can curl back.

>>735179823
Too young to be on this website, doesn't know what precum is

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rate meh.
>length 18,5cm
>girth 13,5cm
In my school this is average, is this alright i'm afraid to show it to anyone.. my first gf said it was small.. curved down and sorry for the weird pic..(don't worry, not underage. this was a few years ago)....

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I have a picture of a dick on my computer now

>>735180345
I do notebooka mnie, depends on that MILF.

She is 40yo, 161cm height, 60kg weight Red hair

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>>735178946
You give her the best fuck she's had in 40 years. Godspeed, anon.

>>735180538
Anon I'm not too young I just didn't expect him to have precum coming out like a river flow.
Not to mention It's odd seeing it come out of a earthworm like dick.

>>735179653
Ugliest cock I've ever seen, but not horribly small. Below average, sure, but you can still get it done. Are you fat? You can gain length by losing weight.

Also please for the love of god pull your foreskin back or get circumcised if you can't that's not good for anybody

>>735180592
Shave/10

>>735180840
10/10

>>735180902
>>735180592
rate you greek redhead nigger boy cumstain

>>735180840
This kind of shit is why I keep lurking

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>>735180840

>>735181439
kek

>>735180840
get me in the screen cap holy shit this is pure gold

>>735180840
TOPKEK

put me in screencap too

Don't put me in screencap. my dad will find me somewhere, the fbi will find me i will be in court in 20 years and they will use this and i will be banned from my minecraft server, really i don't understand very good i go to the zoo wehn it was in school but

Fuck you guys. What can I do? I was Born this way... And you only laugh...

i lost it at this, fucking kek

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>>735180840

>>735181880
anything but the minecraft server

OP should become a fat trap.

>>735179191
Kek

>>735180840
my fucking sides, stop this

>>735179093
/thead

>>735178946
if you're paying her there is nothing you should be worried about kek

>>735180411
>it's supposed to roll back once you get an erection.

By itself?

>>735179122
go for it

>>735178946
that's a small penis.... um I would have chosen someone hot and clean so I could focus on foreplay.

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>>735178946
Jesus, I feel like if anybody tried to swallow that thing they would just think they are brushing their teeth.Looks like my Colgate when I'm done with the tube...

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>>735180840

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>>735180840
FUCKIN KEK'D

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>>735181901
hope it all goes well with you and your prossie, if not you can always play with yourself

>>735182514
/thread

>>735179928
Ricky and Steve and Karl for life.

>>735180840
This type of shit is the only reason /b/ is still dog shit and I love you for it.

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>>735180840
Hahahahahahahahahahaha....you're a genius anon...also Topkek

>>735180840
Only with looking to the thumb I started laughing hard

kek

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>>735182539
>foreplay with a hooker
you gonna kiss her too?

Someone post screencap pls

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>>735183285
you are welcome

>>735178946
Show me a picture of the old bag you chose to fuck.

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>>735183458

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>>735180840
>>735178946

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>>735179653
THE FUUUUCK

>>735184117
this thing on the right kinda looks like his penis lmfao

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>>735183644
Dubs doth declared it, thine pics you must provide or geteth the fuck outeth.

>>735184165
Kek

>>735184203
this

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>>735180840
Dickbo

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>>735183458

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>>735180088
Is that you Kim Jong Un?

>>735182394
Yes, you dummy

>>735181901
You could do something...

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>>735180840
>OP BTFO
>ded

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>>735181901
Fucking ISIS that thing, bro

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>>735178946

>>735178946

As long as you pay, they will compliment everything.

TLDR: you will know that they lie.

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>>735178946

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>>735184759

It's ok, OP, don't worry about it.

>>735178946
https://streamable.com/9k0xw

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>>735179971
>>735179989
>>735179939
I'm fucking dead lmao

please archive this when dead and do a screencap

you better pay that old hag a god amount so that she can forget fucking that earth worm shit you got down there.
p.s your shit better pull back if not you will feel your trunk splitting in half

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Op's dick makes me glad I was circumcized.

>>735180840
fucking brilliant

>>735180840
Art. This is going on my wall at home.

I am so glad I was here to see this thread

>>735178946
Dude your cock is a yam.

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>>735180840
This is why I come to 4chan. I love you magnificent bastards.

why would she care about your size? you're fucking paying her. you can tell her to call you count cockula and she would do it for an extra 5

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>mfw dick rate turns to dick roast

guys, OP here

wanna more?

any specifics?

fuck it, what dfo you want to do with that dick?

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>>735180840
Well done.

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Can someone please put that dick on a snork?

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>>735180840

>>735180840
THIS IS A BOTHER LMAO

>>735185370
Cuck

>>735180840
Topkek

>>735179653
Honestly OP yes you are below average, and technically small. But however you still have a penis and are still a man so you should be proud of that. You are hooking up with a prostitute why would you give a fuck about what she thinks isn't that why you are paying her in the first place?

>>735184759
>sorting cock
My sides

>>735179928
filename.gif

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>>735186499
>fuck it, what dfo you want to do with that dick?
laugh at it

>>735184759
fucking kek, good one anon

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>>735180840

Fucking kek'd

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>>735184759

It gets better

>>735178946
it looks like a snork

How do I inject this thread into my veins?

Thread needs archiving

>>735187944
>>735186649

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>>735178946
An inch of foreskin

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>>735178946
https://discord.
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gg/ctagmQE

>>735180088
that shrimp dick is not nearly 6" lol and skinny as fuck, terrible dick. but like everyone has said, shes a dirty whore who cares

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>>735186649

>>735180840
Holy fuck

>>735178946
I have a fat pubic area, I can push about a good 3 inches into it before I hit bone. It makes me wonder if I have at least average size cock or bigger hiding under there. Is there a way to get rid of that fat so I can maximize my penetration depth. I don't even care about the looks of it, I just want the woman to feel the full length of my cock for her pleasure

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>>735179653

TY for the ego boost OP. It's cocks like yours that make individuals like me with 6.8 dicks feel more secure so thanks.

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>>735180840
holy fuck yes

>>735188302
3 inches lol maybe 1-2 max. And most people also have that but we don't take that into consideration in measurement so neither should you.

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>>735180840

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Put me in the screencap

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Found op's penis

And I thought I had a long foreskin. Impressive.

>>735186499
Yeah. Why an old hag when you could pay to use 18 year old pussy.

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>>735180840

>>735179653
that
is
the
weirdest
erection
EVER

better be already hard when you sex... srs.

>>735188448
well that's not fair. people who don't take it into consideration probably don't have 2-3 inch layer of fat engulfing their cock

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>>735180088
>5,5-6
Where are these extra inches coming from OP? This shit ain't adding up.

>>735180592
No chance that's 7.5 inches. Measure again

>>735178946
Guess you call him Jim, like the earthworm he is...

>>735180592
Length 5"1/2
Girth 5"

>>735180840
put me in le epic reddit screen cap

>>735178946
for fuck sake, cut that skin off. That's a bad phimosis.

>>735178946
looks like a klansman

>>735184491
No, it doesn't.

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>>735184759
I can't even

>>735180840
TOPKEK

>>735178946
Haha you pay for it dickhead so fuck her

>>735184759
Dear god...

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>>735179653
>first quick glance 19cm.. not too bad
>one second later
>mfw

>>735189378
Indeed, fuck her!

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>>735179653

>>735180538
>drips precum when hard.
kek virgin retard so you probably jizz uncontrolabley as soon as a woman gets within 100 feet of you. your not supposed to have your firehose on full blast as soon as you get hard theirs supposed to be at least some stimulation to get it going.

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>>735178946
Wait a minute! Pepe!?

>>735180088
considering you got the girth of a pencil I doubt the hooker will feel anything. But then again shes getting paid to have sex so she will fake it to get you hooked on the prostitute-jew.

>>735190087
Shit just got REEEEEEAL!

>>735178946
cut dat shit

>>735190087
If I ever had doubt that I was on 4chan, this fixed it

daaaayuuummmm son!

Thats how a semi flaccid dik looks? Looks really gross. I never seen a dik that was flaccid

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>>735180840
Nigga you funny

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I knew it looked familiar

>>735189829
Not OP, and also I'm circumsized. But I drop precum like a mad man. When I jerk off it drips down my hand the whole time. And same when a girls sucking or fucking me. Pretty sure it's from years of over masterbation and edging, doesn't make me cum any quicker though. The two are unrelated for me. Just have to eat sort of decent and eat a lot of pineapple.

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>>735179191
that's what I noticed
I have a 4 inch dick and I noticed when it's hard there is too much foreskin
it's like my body, for some reason, made enough foreskin but the dick didn't grow
and I actually was supposed to have an bigger dick

but what could that be?

>>735191356
Show us your 4 incher.

>>735179476
kek

>>735180840
lol

>>735185764
Same.

>>735191239
dont lie to us jack ass why is your foreskin covering your dick then dipshit

>>735191835
Quality Photoshop anon

>>735186499
how far can your finger go into the foreskin?

>>735190087
gasp!

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>>735178946
Your size wouldn't matter but your Chernovil's dick will scare a bit our hooker.

>>735182716

Top Kek and underrated post!!