Suicide is such a mainstream normie way to die now. Let's

If you're killing yourself, it's still suicide you fucking moron.

>>735178333
Run into Area 51.

>>735178333

lol I get it

>>735178391

Sheldon Cooper here doesn't understand human interaction

How about assisted suicide?

if you kill me i'll kill you

>>735178391
It is not. If you kill yourself that makes you both, the killer and the victim. So, you are basically murderer of yourself.

This is not suicide.

>>735178333
Death by trips

>>735178333
By reading these comments

>>735178333
checked

Tribbbs

>>735178333
idiot.

Join the army

>Suicide is such a mainstream normie way to die now. Let's invent a new way to kill ourselves.

Say that again, but slowly.

>>735178333
HEY LOOK AT THIS LITTLE B TARDED SPIC

HAHAHA FUCKING AUTISTIC SUMMER FAGGO

GO BACK TO MLP YOU DUMB NIGGER CUNT

BAHAHAHAHAHAH

WHAT A SPIC FAGGOT

THIS KID IS A NIGGER

IVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A COONED UP CUCKY LITTLE BITCH NIGGER IN MY WHOLE LIFE

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>>735178333
Death by Rube Goldberg machine.
Make one that ends with a gun blast to YOUR face.
Trick someone into triggering the device, (which can not be stopped, once started) and just laugh hysterically as they frantically try to intervene your inevitable death.

Old Age.

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THIS NIGGER NEEDS TO BE ERADICATED

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I FUCK THESE KIDDY KUNTS

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>>735178538

Start a war with real weapons for no reason

>>735178889
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>>735179013

samefag.

>>735178980
FUCK OFF DEGENERATE SHIT STAIN

>>735178333
>Shave head,
>tie cheese wire around neck
>stand on chair
>tie other end to something high
>Glue hands to head
>jump off
>looks like you ripped your head off

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>>735179107
ILL SHOW YOU A FUCKIN SAME FAG NIGGER

>>735179159
How the fuck is string cheese supposed to kill you?

>>735179200
nice md5 hash you spamming faglord

>>735178889
>>735178916
>>735178971
That is some dull edge. If you are trying to be edgy to try to whip away your normie stench, do a better job, because you reek of normie.

>>735179231
>wire

Learn to READ CUNT

>>735178971
>>735178944
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>>735178889
>>735179070
>>735179013
go to the nearest highway and lay down in it, please

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>>735179200

summerfag, go back to r / redpill

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>>735178980
Somebody make this happen.

>>735179287
SO WHAT IF IM A NORMIE

BIG DEAL

IVE GOT A JOB

A HOUSE

A GIRLFRIEND

A DOGGO

SUCCESS

What you got? FUCKING PISS BOTTLES AND YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENT

>>735179231
cheese wire is pretty much a garrote.

>>735179414
I ALSO HAVE A CAPS LOCK KEY.

>>735179340
>>735179287
>>735179107

Now who is samefagging CUNT

>>735179491
I use my caps lock SO YOU CAN READ EASILY YOU DEGENERATE BORDERLINE ILLITERATE NIGGER

>>735179554
kek

pwned

Start a war reenactment, but use actual weapons to enhance the realism

>>735179567
Child

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>>735179414
>"DOGGO"
>"success"
>"job"
Mfw

>>735179554
I appreciate it.

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>>735179498
you.

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>>735179498
*in boxxy's voice*
"not me!"

>>735179711
even a degenerate nigger like you can figure out insect element

>>735178980
You're to genius to kill yourself

>>735179854
You're *2 genius to kill yourself

>>735179613
you're either a kid, or a degenerate piss bottle adult

question is, which one is actually further in life? Both still live with mummy and both dont have a job and both have poor hygiene

I guess the kid has time to improve, whereas the adult is set in their ways,

Lets hope ur a summer fag and not a NEET

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>>735179498
Definitely not us, you degenerate waste of space.

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>>735179924

>>735179972
The only waste of space here is the air that you left in your piss bottles.

At least fill them up to the top so you use less bottles. That way there is less mess for mummy to clean for you.

>>735180063
hahahahahahahha

kek

what a come back hahahahhahahahahhahhahhaha

Op here - why can't we all get along?

>>735180063
kek

>>735180063
You don't know jack shit about me. I would ask you to stop, but I enjoy watching you making a joke out of yourself, and the joke is quite funny.

>>735180063
jesus haha

>>735180122
>>735180063
litteraly the same faggot 12 year old.

>>735180063
BRUTAL!

>>735180162
Yeah why can't you get along?

>>735178538
Suicide is illegal generally because it is considered murder of the self; it assumes that the you (teamed with stress, mental issues, etc.) who is doing the killing would not agree with the you that you normally are.

>>735180242
The only same fag here is the one that goes digging around in your anus every night faggot

>>735178333
TRIPS THREAD OF TRUTH.
also suicide by running into the white house naked screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE seems pretty good.

>>735180274
>getting arrested for trying to commit suicide
>in another universe, it is a death sentence because you're technically trying to 'take a life'

Imagine that

>>735180333
TRIPS OF TRUTH

>>735180274
What if I normally want to kill myself?
>checkmate christians

>>735180274
It is illegal so cops can legally enter the home if they believe someone is going to kill themselves.

>>735180333
Checked

Trips dont lie

>>735180333
Feels good though

>>735180471
>>735180333

just because its the truth doesn't mean that its not the same faggot shitposting on this thread.

>>735180403
Has anyone actually gotten arrested for intent of suicide?

>>735180462
:O

>>735178333
fly to the planet mars

>>735180717
but dont do it , its just an idea

Quoting lyrics from a song
Stick your tongue in a plug
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Make some toast in the tub
Nail yourself to a cross
Hold your breath till it's gone
Drink a gallon of mace
Be gay in Iran
Let Oprah sit on your face
Jump off of a bridge
Skinny dip in a flood
Sky dive attached to a fridge
Drink a Haitian guy's blood
Break into the zoo
Give a tiger a shove
Eat a Phillips head screw
Marry Courtney Love

Suck your own dick till you die of heat stroke

>>735181147
suck your own dick until you die of starvation / choke on your dick

get in a Schrodinger's Box

living is misery

Join a pmc and get killed

drink the kool-aid

stick a fork in a toaster

drop a toaster in the bath

>>735181001
Classic Bo Burnham