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/b/... how do i get a girlfriend with this acne problem? all

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/b/... how do i get a girlfriend with this acne problem?

all my friends have girlfriends, and they make out with them and go out to the movies and shit, and I just stay inside playing on my PSP Go and posting here.

i am tired of being a lonely /b/. how do i gf?
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>>735165783
that will leave scars for sure
believe i had the same problem
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>>735165937

how did you fix it?
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>>735165965
Acutane
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>>735165783
Have you tried trying? Jesus, take care of yourself.
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kill yourself
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>>735165783
earn a million a year
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>>735165783
I'll be youre girlfriend heck
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>>735166202
I meant to say your not you're ugh.
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>>735166202
tits or gtfo
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>>735165783
cystic acne = hormonal acne = nothing you can do except accutane
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>>735166293
Ill post if you show me your micropenis bitch
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Acne is meant to help you develop other desirable attributes and not have you rely solely on looks.

Stop being a beta faggot or find a blind chick.
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>>735165965
tried everything from medicine to alt medicine, herbs etc..
time heals everything friend
now im 27 and from time to time i get a zit
have a lot of scars but that doesnt affect me, and you shouldnt be worried too
it will pass
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>>735165985

how much is that? my dad doesnt have insurance so none of us have insurance.
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>>735166339
Not true, just a meme people tell kids so they dont have to face the reality of taking care of themselves.
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>>735166394
Error micropenis file does not exist.
Sorry I know you have a fetish for small dick but I can't help you with that. Also you know the rules. Don't say you're a chick without providing proof moron. Or are you too much of a newfag to understand? Last time, Tits or gtfo.
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>>735166483
try juicing and shit
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>>735166528
edgy faggot
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>>735166528
Error error there is a virus in the system its called autism fuck off
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>>735166553
It's the truth thot. Now gtfo.
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>>735166553
awe thankyou for not being rude to me like he was
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>>735166575
Why did you invade my computer with your autism?
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>>735166528
I never said I was a chick bitch
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>>735166582
It's not at all, learn to not be a disgusting lazy faggot
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nice try u cunt
fuck off randy
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>>735165783
goodluck
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>>735166619
Lol he's a desperate whiteknight newfag cuck idc. Now gtfo.
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get a prescription for Acutane. made a world of difference for me at your age.
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>>735166639
>girlfriend
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>>735166620
I was saying you have autism - Since you ask girls who use the internet for tits like you dont jack off to porn hub nightly
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>>735166659
gtfo nobody cares
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>>735166662

oh oh... someone unmasked OP.
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>>735166702
No, I just think you're a faggot.
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>>735166662
/threat
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>>735166662
fuckin Randy
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>>735166721
>being this new
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>>735166735
You see to
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>>735166762
And you're an attention whore who needs to gtfo. Now gtfo if you're not gonna show tits
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>>735166702
Or maybe he is just not a rere like you - gtfo ooh the cold winds of teen angst
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>>735166483
it's expensive as hell without insurance. works like magic though
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>>735166779
I dont. trust me
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>>735166483
its expensive, but worth it

delay and you'll get scars you can't remove no matter how much money you have

speaking from experience
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>>735165783

You niggers have intolerance to something your eating, check if its too much bread or something else...

I had horrible acne and skin problems it was due to eating bread.
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>>735166807
Nah he's a whiteknight for sure. Good luck with that betafag because he couldn't do shit.
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>>735165783
Okay. Firstly you need to stop staying inside and spend your free time out and about. Sun is good for your skin as well.

Go to your doctor and get some help for that acne problem, it wont go away on its own. You're going to need some form of cream or perhaps pills.
I would insist on using a cream.

Start cleaning yourself properly. A shower every morning and at least a wash in the evening before bed.

Start exercising. Take up boxing or something useful. Perhaps swimming.

Find an intellectual pursuit.
Aka, learn new skills.

Hang out with your friends more. Be the one to suggest going outside and doing things. Going to the beach, paint balling, or just hanging out.

Enjoy yourself.
And take care of yourself. because no-one else will.
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>>735165783
Wash your face with a dove beauty bar - use thayers witch hazel toner - use fruit of the earth aloe vera crystal clear - 2x a day and every night use mario badescu spot treatment and youll be clear af but for the scars dermaroll or microderm my dude
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>>735166879
As if my origonal post wasnt a joke - Autism alert
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Getting my 2nd scar removal session tomorrow
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>>735166806
Boo hoo, what's it like being rejected your whole life.
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>>735166946
No you were serious. You'd probably bang that acne guy for sure.
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>>735165783
Ben Acneck you again!
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>>735166879
>anybody i dont like is a white knight
I didn't defend her, I just called you pathetic.
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>>735167012
>rejected
>never been rejected
I don't know, you tell me.
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>>735167036
Honestly I dont give a shit if the person i am dating has acne or not. What i do care about is if they have an awful personality like you do.
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>>735165783
your only option is to be a furry or move into the basement of a theater and become the phantom of the opera
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>>735167068
That's even more sad. At least try.
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>>735167058
No you obviously defended >"her" because you're a cuck.
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>>735167124
You can believe that, you're still sad though.
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>>735167094
>I dont give a shit if the person i am dating has acne or not. What i do care about is if they have an awful personality like you do.

Are you fat and ugly? Is that why you won't show tits? Kek
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>>735165783
watch what you are eating!
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>>735167124
>Is a respectful human being.
Oh boy I guess he is a cuck - Enjoy your basement and cheeto finger handy j on yourself tonight xXNightLord_24xX
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>>735167098
Why try for someone like you? Keyboard warrior.
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>>735167163
Ironic for a whiteknight like you
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>>735167166
Oh boy here I am now post yourself neck beard
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>>735167207
You don't try for anything apparently, should start now.
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>>735167235
tits and timestamp first thot.
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>>735166662
ugh disgusting. Was acne a problem 50 years ago?
Is it something teens eat?
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>>735167229
I'm not white knighting anybody.
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>>735167235
henlo
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>>735167242
No need to waste my time even thinking for you
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>>735167265
Post your fat ass first then I will thats a promise c:
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>>735167269
You're doing it to the "chick"
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>>735167235
Edgelord got served. Well done bitch.
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>>735167309
Nope. You know the rules. Or gtfo thot.
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>>735167311
The time when 4chan was misogonistic is over my friend. Now it's a haven for feminism. Tumblr won get over it.
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>>735167311
Why do you think that?
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>>735165783
Go to a dermatologist.
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>>735165783
see a dermatologist. there is nothing you can personally do about the cystic acne.

it has nothing to do with cleanliness, hygiene, what you eat, how many times you change your pillowcase, cutting food groups, etc.

you need to see a real professional who can decide how severe your acne is and how strong the treatment will need to be.

cystic acne is almost always solely treated with accutane.
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>>735167318
Yup lack of timestamp and tits totally got me served.
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Have you tried not washing your face with grease?
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>>735167356
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>>735167318
Thankyou.
>>735167337
What rules the ones you made up in your head along with your girlfriend
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>>735167387
Yeah dude, just stop. You're embarrassing the legion. No one wants you here summerfag.
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>>735167267
Drinking 20 cans of Redbull mixed with coke everyday can do that to you.

Haven't tried, but too much sugar can lead to this
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>>735166720
> What's a power bottom
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>>735167419
>being this new
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>>735167426
>You're embarrassing the legion
>doesnt know what tits or gtfo even means
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>>735165783
Have you tried killing your self?
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>>735167457
what? Never said that
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>>735165783
IF this is real, you need a serious change to your diet and you need to lift for an hour or more a day and get rid of your disgusting acne.

You will never get a girl worth fucking with skin that gross.
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>>735167480
I know what it means I just dont give a fuck beta fag
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>>735167480
We do it's just that being an edgy faggot stopped being fun.
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>>735165783
Jesus fuck, how did you even manage to fuck up that bad?
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>>735167513
>calls me a beta fag
>is a whiteknight to someone who claims to be a femanon without proof
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>>735167599
ACTUALLY IM THE GIRL FROM THE PIC b e t a f a g g o t <3
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>>735167599
You keep calling us white knights but none of us have defended her.
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>>735167480
Lol I love how more and more you're looking like this sole oldfag on 4chan. I'M DA ONLY ONEWHO FOLLOWS DA RULES! RULE 0 FAGGOTS CATURDAY HURRDURR.

give up. I changed. Trolling weirdos like you is more fun now than saying tits or gtfo.
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>>735167519
>edgy
Did you forget where you were? Or are you just that new and retarded? Go back to red dit.
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>>735167648
>GIRL
Tits and timestamp or gtfo thot.
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>>735167702
Stop now man.. Times change. 4chan changed.
It died as soon as rule 1 & 2 died.
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>>735167702
Reddit is more edgy now, this is just beta faggot shit.
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>>735167682
>her
Sure whiteknight
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>>735167689
Making a time stamp right now you little bitch then its your turn
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>>735167778
None of us have defended him. You're still wrong.
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>>735167689
>Trolling
It's not 2007 jackass.
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>>735166662
gotta quit popping them zits Randy. Looks like it's sore
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>>735167746
(You):*Has an autistic spasm* "4-4chan is no l-longer edgyy"
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>>735167832
Lol, what a flimsy way to turn shit around. You're the cringy legion faggot. Not I.
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>>735167778
Shit pic but im not in the mood
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>>735167777
reddit is "edgy"
oh boy /b/ really has gone to shit with all these trap threads hasn't it?
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>>735167058
Beta
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>>735167820
Nope you're the one in the wrong newfag.
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>>735167963
Oh you were a dude the whole time. Sorry beta-legion-oldfag you were right.
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>>735167963
nice shop bud
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>>735167962
>legion
>legion
my sides
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>>735167963
tits or gtfo
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>>735168032
Nope just have eyeliner all over my face nice try though im gonna go to work now enjoy your mothers basement
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>>735167993
>Says im wrong
>cant say why
sure
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>>735168032
>beta-legion
>being this retarded
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>>735168092
Then say why I'm wrong smartass.
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>>735165783

acutane
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>>735165783
shaving and alcohol pads. it fucking sucks and will burn, but you do get used to it after a while. With your face in that shape just go over it lightly. I did it every few days (even if it didn't warrant shaving cause when i was going through puberty i could barely grow peach fuzz)
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>>735165783
5 litres of water a day set out at regular intervals...(as in a bit every hour/2 hours)...only use soap...stop popping...stop touching them....sauna/steam rooms.....
failing this see doctors.
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>>735168156
Lol.

>Uses greentext to somehow be relevant.
>Is still just a guy fawkes mask wearing legion 4chan conservative.
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>>735168326
>guy fawkes mask
Oh boy you really are a new snowflake aren't you? Are you also 12?
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Yeah fuck you too
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>>735168394
Lol I'm hitting a nerve.
Do you have anything in your vocabulary other than basic 4chan slang?

>Autist
>being this retarded
>12
>whiteknight
>tits gtfo

You are a special specimen. You're fun to observe. I feel like I'm back in the summer of 2009.
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>>735168748
>thinks 2009 makes you an oldfag
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>>735167095
kek
underrated post
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>>735168748
>Lol I'm hitting a nerve.
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>>735168748
Yea im here since 2009 xD
Nice one
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>>735168810
Why dont you get of 4chan to catch up on fapping to clara baby legs and sssniperwolf bud
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>>735168928
>>735168888
>>735168810
Samefagging this hard.
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>>735169063
Nope, think again newfag.
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>>735168810
Observe everyone, how this oldfag ignores all things said except the thing "claiming" the other to be from 2009. And says it's not being an oldfag even though its not what the other even claimed to be.

It's a sign of the oldfags autistic longing to be the oldest fag. It's a challenge to him like that of a rhino who sees another rhino with a bigger horn.
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>>735165783
Go see a dermatologist, dummy. What are you doing asking the retards here?
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>>735169169
>Actually using two browsers
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>>735165783
Find a blind girlfriend
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>>735166893
Hey man, as someone who used to be a fat piece of shit until I took up muay thai (thai kickboxing), this is great advice. Everyone should take up a physical hobby that serves some kind of purpose (in my case, self defense and fitness). Good advice, /b/ro.
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Leave it alone. Don't pick at it. It will go away.
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>>735169220
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>>735169325
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>>735165783
stop eating shit and taking shitty medication,
also dont drink shit.

Problem solved
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Acutane worked for me. Go visit a dermatologist.
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>>735169172
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>>735169450
"It's like touching a brick wall!"
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>>735166528
i would just post my dick, whether i'd be big or small tbh
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>>735169686
ikr?
This guys is all bark and no bite.
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>playing PSP Go

That's your problem anon
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>>735169686
Then why not do it then?
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>>735169762
hahahaha. You're wrong, I'm all bite.
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>>735170026 help me and I will deliver
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>>735169925
>Still here
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