/b/ i need help I'm 24, got a 1 month old, a girlfriend

>>735161731

Work sorting recycling from landfill trash

>>735161731
you go into debt and then everyone leaves you to die alone

>>735161731
Pawn shit. Sell shit u have.

>>735161828
A job is already in the prospects, but it won't get me money quick enough.

>>735161894
This is my ultimate and final last resort. Plus I don';t think if i pawned everything i had that id still be able to cover my bills.

>>735161963

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StVT4cahYUc

goddamn bump. im seriously desperate but not immorally desperate

Pawn shit and get another job. Should be looking for another job instead of asking the internet what to do.

day labour

>>735161731
got a paypal anon? ill help for some requests.

>>735161731
Call the BBB because if you get pto they cannot fire you for using it.

>>735162764
No, i have a doge wallet though

>>735162766
This. As long as you were following the guidelines of the business and how to use PTO, it is illegal for them to fire you for using it.

>>735161731
Don't have children. Don't have children out of wedlock. Don't have children. Problems solved

>>735161731
holy fucc i want to succ emmas boob. also you are a lazy nigger. they should have fired yer stupid ass

kys & your money worries will slowly disappear

>>735162940
>marriage solves life problems
>there shouldn't be another generation of humans
Shut the fuck up you worthless sack of antinatalist dogshit, and suck a fucking shotgun.

>>735161731
Sue. Sounds illegal af.

>>735161731
Apply for unemployment
Go to a temp agency looking for quick work
Pawn stuff to cover what ever gap there is in income

>>735163078
nigger detected

>>735162379
If you'd have read, I already have prospects lined up. That doesn't help my fucking 3 day deadline to pay all my bills. Learn to read, fucktard.

>>735162764
Yeah, sure [email protected]

>>735162766
>>735162896
>>735163119
These things are true, but obviously I:
A. Need money fast for bills
B. Couldn't afford a lawyer and don't trust appointed ones

>>735163282
Already have applied. Temp agency says if I'm in vitro of unemployment they don't accept temps, can't pawn shit because I don't even have enough shit to add up to what I need

>>735162896
Unless he is in right for work state then he fucked either way. Pawn your shit or turn your bitch out for some sweet sucky sucky. Just don't go pay-day loan route or you fucked even more.

1. call unemployment and open a claim; the only thing that would keep you from getting that is if you quit or were fired for some nefarious reason.
2. go to your baby's pediatrician and ask for a letter of protection for the electric company, usually good for about a year.
3. have your gf (not you) start calling around local food banks, make sure she mentions the baby.
speaking from experience, doing it now. funny thing is I was let go for a similar reason. Needed to take a few days off for gf's dad dying of cancer, when I came back I was told I was 40 hours in the hole for taking so much time, and it wasn't covered under the family leave act since he wasn't a father in law on paper.
fucking cunts.

bump?

>>735161731
Upwork and Freelancer are pretty good but you basically have to be a master at marketing your talents if you want to have any hope of getting work (most clients won't even look at an application that doesn't have a complete essay submitted with it, for example), and even then payouts can take weeks. Also take a look at /r/forhire as some people have luck there.

sue them for wrongful termination?

>>735161963
>job is already in the prospects, but it won't get me money quick enough.
Payday loan

>>735164750
>>Payday Loan
Fucking moron.
Try a little research before pulling name out of your ass.

Sell the computer you are currently using to post :)

>>735165061
>getting this upset over a 4chan post
End your life

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you need a problem solver loan from my Western Sky waifu

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>>735163547
day labor in your area, you should get paid cash at the end of the day.like anon said

sale blood,I've never done it but I hear to get 50-70 dollars the first time.

Pawn your shit,those 3 things should cover your electric bill at least.

Stop being a lazy nigger. You NEVER take off days from work unless you are fucken dead.

Sell us naked pics of your gf

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>>735165456
>>Implying
I was being disgusted with your brainless self, not upset at all.
Ball's in your court chum, start reaching for those razor blades.

Hey op if you're in the Austin san Antonio area i can get you a job. If you're willing to be in the night shift and bust your ass

>>735162766
>Call the BBB
>>735162896
Which has absolutely nothing to do with labor laws, Summerfags.

>go mow some lawns or something

>>735161731

Calling bullshit. It takes a hell of a lot for them to turn your electricity off not just one late payment, so either you've been a deadbeat for a long time in not paying or you're full of shit.

>>735164645
I'm a graphic designer, hopefully I can get some prospects online or something. I've tried since last week.

>>735164683
See above

>>735165193
Dumb

>>735165563
200%-2000% APR. Nope. Not that dumb.

>>735165730
Day labor? Care to elaborate? I don't necessarily work where I can just walk up to someone with my 1 month old while my girlfriend is at her job and say "Yo I need to work today". Don't have anywhere to take my child.

You can't "sale blood" around here. Plasma is the only thing, and that takes days to get through to be able to do.

Pawn shit. For the 30th time, if I pawned everything in my home it wouldn't even be enough for all my bills. You clearly can't fucking read.

And again, I'm not being a lazy nigger. In hindsight, I shouldn't have missed work, but I can't just leave my girlfriend at the end of a c-section at the hospital and expect her to take care of everything. You don't understand anything.

>>735165762
Almost willing

>>735165987
Awesome, /b/tard. Thanks for the offer but I'm in Kentucky. Would if I could though. Willing to do most anything to help my family at the moment.


>>735166016
>Need mower, live in an apartment

>>735166112
Lol call whatever the fuck you want, but nope. It's one month late, $100, and they're calling for a disconnect on the 10th so idk what you saying that is helping

Suck dick

>>735166134
graphic design should be no problem! get to work cunt!
start slinging tattoo designs, go to local shops and bust out some logos or shirt designs.
Try some gay little bars or cafes for sign writing or fucking cards or soem shit.
If you must just fake it, i used to work as a photographer and went way in over my head on a few jobs . . . i got paid and it didn't feel good but mate you got bills to pay

>>735161731
serves you right for being born male.

Do you have a bank account? Just take a payday loan

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>>735166274
Ahh oh well. No problem , good luck I'll pray for you man. Have the tiddy

>>735166134
Well then what's stopping you from doing it. Is she a qt?

>>735163921
bump

>>735161731
are you retarded? take money from gf ??? profit

>>735161731
MFW i live in Holland and if you get fired you can get free money till you find another job

>if you have worked 5 years in total

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>>735163660

Every employer in a right to work state loves to say they can fire you for anything or no reason at all. Its a line they feed to intimidate wrongfully terminated employees from lawyering up. All it means is the employer doesn't have to document or state why the employee is getting canned.

This doesn't mean the employer actually had no reason for terminating you. If you can prove the reason was unlawful, right to work does not protect the employer.

>>735161731
have you told family? maybe they can help you out?

ARe THESE ACTUALLY EMMAS TITS?

sellyourbody.jpeg

Op?

>>735166466
I've put up a job-take on Fiverr. Hopefullyy I can get some shit in on that. Got some good designwork I can showcase so, here's to hoping.

>>735166527
dumb

>>735166577
Can't do that. Been there, took for-fucking-ever to get that bullshit sorted.

>>735166624
Thanks. For prayers and tiddy.

>>735166712
Perfect ass, sexy body. Got some nice pics too. But I'm only gonna take payment first and it'd have to be stout.

>>735166766
Lol we live in the same house dude. We pay the bills together. I'm just a dumb piece of shit that for some reason lost my job so that isn't an option.

>>735166815
Yeah I've already looked into moving to fucking Italy when I get some goddamn money back up. Fuck America. Jose Cuervo down the fucking road hasn't had to pay a dime to live in his 4 bedroom house with a cabinet full of food but I have to basically get on my knees and suck a dick for some assistance. Bullshit.

>>735166819
My employer said they wouldn't combat unemployment. I just took it in my ass and applied the day I left my job.

>>735166843
No family. My dad and mother divorced when I was 16 and my dad disowned me for going away with my mom which I kinda didn't have a choice over and my mother is in Indiana living with her bf and wouldn't help me. I'm fucked.

>>735166921
Of course, only the best for you anon

>>735161731
Become one of those indian fake tech supports and scam people

>>735167191
Well then post a preview then of her

>>735167191
Wow you some shitty parents dude

>>735161731
Your wife could always sell underwear or start unironically camwhoring. It's the easiest money you'll ever make.

>>735164750
>Payday loan
Fuck no to this. Literally anything else is a better idea.

Get a suit, a tie with so.e Jesus fish, and a Bible. Go door to door collecting for a pretend church. Made $150 one day in a rich neighborhood. Kinda fraud but, whatevs.

>>735161731
sell some shit on craigslist

>>735167458
send $1 to my paypal and I will. ain't forgiving the sanctity of my gf for your stupid ass /b/ pleasures

>>735166921
Supposedly, yes

>>735167532
No shit. Sucks I can't lean on daddy/mommy

>>735167552
Thought about it, she wouldn't do it. She has weird self-esteem. It'd ruin her. Mayyybe we could start fucking on camera, but God she barely even gets naked for me

>>735161731
It is illegal to turn any utilities off while you have an infant in the house, so you'll be fine.

That being said, your life is fucked.

>>735162766
>Call the BBB

I hope you're kidding because the BBB is a business watchdog business and has nothing to do with employment issues.

The OP should file for unemployment immediately. Most states start paying immediately in parallel with investigating complaints.

>>735167695
Previews are supposed to be free

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An hero. I command you

>>735167695
Explain the situation to her. Maybe that will convince her to do it. Those cam whores make a lot of money

>>735167695
>Thought about it, she wouldn't do it. She has weird self-esteem
Or you could start selling women's underwear and use your wife as your "persona". I knew a guy who used to rub women's underwear on his crotch and sell them online. Made some good money off of it too.

>>735167753
And how exactly do I let a nigga know there is an infant in the house? They'll shut them off regardless unless I can prove it, right? And no shit. I know I'm fucked.

>>735167757
Right?! Isn't gonna fucking help me any. And the day I lost the job I filed, just playing a fucking waiting game now.

>>735167765
Fuck off

>>735167794
If I hadn't just had a healthy baby boy...

>>735161731
stop living paycheck to paycheck.

>>735167887
lmfao where do i start on that shit. I'll round up some change and go to walmart and start today. haha

>>735167191
i dont see my father either, cant be bothered thow. Hope you find a sollution. You could always rob a gas station and later donate it back. Or scam people on the internet

>>735167970
Tell me how in the fuck I can do that without the possibility of getting a fucking paycheck now, anon. I've been in debt ever since I've had to live on my own at 17 in highschool. Easier said than done, bud

I feel like you probably have pretty shitty spending habits of you can't pay for a month of being out of work. I have something around $15k saved up and accessible. I can get personal loans if I get into trouble. If you have a job lined up, maybe get a personal loan for like $8k. Also, stop eating out and don't do drugs or drink.

Did you talk to your gf about it? Maybe she can pose naked or be a camwhore. Those bepitches make a lot of money.

>>735167695
How much for nudes of your gf?

>>735168034
join the navy, youre old enough faggot

then dont be a little retard and save the money they pay you, use the GI bill to go to college and become a nurse. work 3 days a week and make 70k/yr

also you fucked up re; the kid

>>735166815
Uhuh nadat m'n 7maanden contract niet verlengd werd heb ik maar 3 maanden WW mogen ontvangen, en zit ik nu in de bijstand proberen rond te komen van 937euro per maand waar alles nog van af gaat. Sta al maanden maximaal in het rood, en heb een sollicitatieplicht van 15 sollicitaties per week. Deze vicieuze cirkel ontkom je niet zomaar.

>>735168034
Dude, shut the fuck up about your "poor me", pity party. If you can't make it, you obviously did the wrong things. Your kid is going to get taken by cps because you are irresponsible as fuck. You're 24, but you earn like you're 15 and save like you're 5. I bet you eat out, drink, smoke weed, and don't try to further your education.

>>735168222
I'd do this right here.

>>735168222
Don't join the navy. You're a failure and we already have too many.

You can do $100+ a day on textbroker but it would suck.

>>735167941
They should have records that show there's an infant in the house, unless your gf gave birth in a dumpster. Otherwise just call them...

>>735167941
and no, they wont "shut it off regardless". Unless they think "City to blame for infant's death after power was cut off" is a nice headline for national news.

>>735165762
Gf? Fuck that

Sell us naked pict of your baby

>>735161731
Call the elecetric/water company & your landlord & explain your case. They'll either let it slide or charge you a late fee. You can also try signing up for Uber/Lyft

>>735168055
Yes, I have shitty spending habits. But I also had a nice paying job and din't have to worry about that shit or so I thought. The little small business I worked for didn't have an attendance or vacation policy, so I thought taking consecutive days of vacation to help tend to my gf while she was in the hospital would be understood, but I was wrong. Lots of "I'm wrongs" here. And congrats on you for being a great member of society. I don't eat out, never have habitually and don't drink or do drugs.

>>735168111
Nope, but having that conversation would be the lowest of lows. I'm really trying to avoid being a fucking cumsucking piece of shit. But obviously I'm getting there slowly.

>>735168187
Dude like $400 idk what the fuck are you on, go to another thread with this shit

>>735168222
Considered National Guard active. I need to make a foundation for my family and I obviously am incapable of that with a job alone.

>>735168256
Translated, this didn't make much sense but okay.

>>735168260
Go fuck yourself, sperglord. I'm looking for advice, not some shit I already know. I take responsibility in knowing I obviously did something wrong. I don't eat out habitually, only on special occasions, I don't smoke weed, and I have already completed some college. I just need a fucking quick cash pick-me-up. Read shit before you retard out, bruh

>>735161731
Do what any sensible person would do, ask your family members, if that doesn't work out, literally go out and explain strangers your situation.
Trust me, people are more generous than you think especially face to face, if you have good social skills.
/b/ is a good start I suppose.

Get in you shittiest most beat up clothes & go to a busy intersection & beg for $$. Make a sign with "homeless, need money for food."

>>735168302
Cool

>>735168353
Dunno what that is, but Googling it.

>>735168368
Guess I'll have to let them know. That would help a bit. Unless they still charge the services. Then that'd be useless.

>>735168784
Don't have any family to ask, and the ones I do don't typically give handouts unless there's something in it for them. I'd be happy to do work, but that's probably not what they'd have in mind. I don't know what I mean by that.

>>735168815
Dumb idea

>>735168681
>Considered National Guard active. I need to make a foundation for my family and I obviously am incapable of that with a job alone.

just straight up join the navy AF or coast guard. the downside is, your gf will probably end up cheating on you (but odds are youre gonna break up in a few years anyways, even without the military). dont marry her, because even though you'll get housing for her and your kid, she'll take your $ when the inevitable divorce happens.

you can study while deployed, they have teachers, so at the end of your 5 year service you could be done with like 2/3 years of your school and the rest is paid for

>>735161731
That must have been a shitty place to work.

Why did you take 4 consecutive days off?

Ok. I'll donate - how do I do it?

Buy drugs from the deep web and sell them.. or just get a quick Job at McDonald's and work for a week

>>735168681
Well dude desperate times calls for desperate measure. You guys could probably get a lot of money with she camwhoring.

>>735161731
>how the fuck can i pay all my goddamn bills.

knee pads

>>735167979
I'm from Northern Europe so he used a local thing, but you should be able to find some with just googling, craigslist might work and at least ManyVids allows you to sell stuff.

go to truck stop,
be a lot lizard.
50 bucks per dick sucked guarenteed.

do it for the children anon

>>735168681
400 bucks for a picture fuck off dude

What are your outstanding bills in order of importance?

>>735168499
Stop

>>735163547
Your a fucked asshole, everyone gave u advise and u act like a bitch literally go watch the opening scene of godfather, smack yourself, then your kid and wife, and Cal to put and extension on your bills while unemployment comes in until u have the new job for sure you low life sack of shit

goto craigslist click labor there are tons of cash jobs for help moving n shit . then make a kickass resume andd spam all doable jobs. ur family depends. on it

I always see dumbasses like this, im 19 and had no problem keeping jobs since the day I turned 16, doesn't take long to find a new one if you actually try
go door to door in a local shopping plaza and get a shit job quick, if you need fast Cash pawn some of ur shit and then buy shit off garage sales or Craigslist and sell higher to others, merchant. I did it with cars after I self taught mechanic skills off the web, would low-ball the shit out of 20-30 people at a time till one of them sold to me for less than the car was worth, then I would use basic mechanic skills to make it run a bit better and clean it up, then sell for 2-3x what I paid within days.

If you have a Radeon GPU start mining etherum classic, one AMD 580 can make over a hundred a month after power costs.
I currently have 40 Rx 580s making me over 4000 a mo and a sales job for an office supplier making 60k a yr, easy to land sales jobs if ur not a dumbass, usually no previous experience required too so look for one of those.

>>735168898
Great optimism.

>>735168932
It was actually awesome and my boss implanted the mirage that he gave a shit about me and the work I do for him, but that was a sham. Clearly.

>>735168947
GF was induced on friday night. baby came saturday morning. spent 4 business days of the next week in the hospital and helping when we got home from the hospital.

>>735168996
[email protected] if you're serious. and I appreciate the thought even if you aren't.

>>735169015
dumb first suggestion, potential next suggestion.

>>735169028
think me camwhoring would do any good? idgaf about showing my shit on cam.

>>735169041
gotta have money to pay for those.

>>735169049
I've tried a bit, but have a lot of time so I may just keep looking.

>>735169057
dumb

>>735169103
lol

>>735169126
right

>>735169234
w0w th4nks

>>735161731
Contact your lawyer, if they were legitimate vacation days that you obtained from working there the time used counts towards your 40 hours per week.
>this is what PTO is.

Them firing you for using something they gave you in contract is a violation of your work rights

You can sue for all kinds of shut st this point.

HOWEVER ... if you are some dumbass working minimum wage under the table or you didn't go through management approval for the time off you deserve to be fired. Just getting your bosses OK is not enough. You should have filled out PTO/vacation requests with your manager/HR before taking the time.

>>735169522
mining and shit i've considered heavily. I have a computer i built over a few years, could potentiallyy make some off it.

>>735169657
This is like a super laid back, but legitimate small business. No HR, none of that shit. Just "Yeah you have a week's vacation, take it when your gf has the babyy," "Okay boss" (takes vacation) "Well you didn't get a full 40 last week and we're behind on a job now, go on home and dont come back"

>>735169576
Not you dumbass your gf

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>>735161731

>>735169576
Did you explain the situation at work?

>>735161731
They can't fire you for using your entitlements such as vacation days. Contact a labor attorney that will work on consignment. You will win this case, don't be lazy.

>>735167191
Applying for unemployment doesn't mean you waived your rights. SUE THEM YOU LAZY FUCK.

>>735169576
OP call up family,friends,or old co workers. Explain your situation maybe you'll get help. Go to a temp agency get a shitty warehouse job. Work every single day or weekdays & if possible Get your gf to work weekends and get a babysitter for cheap. Then after you save a bunch of money or she can work and watch join the army and let your kid be a military kid living with you where ever you go.

lol mod, please prune.

im just going to end it guys. thanks for the words and your time. peace and give love to people. its free.

>>735161731
Go to your bank, tell them the situation, and get an arranged overdraft.

>>735161731
Ask a local church

You stupid moron fuck. You must be a nigger.