Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>735150478
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FozIbOzxnQo
Falling also, waiting for cuties
>>735160915
What do you mean?
Gays should die off
>>735161127
Good thing liking traps makes you straight.
Claiming best girl
>>735161196
>>735161005
Falling asleep
>>735161311
Oh goodnight.
>>735161293
Why the pout?
>>735160838
Queer still
>>735161252
Dish was with du?
>>735161489
Yes, wish was with me
>>735161196
If two traps fuck is that gay tho? Asking for a friend.
>>735161445
Traps are gay uwu
On an unrelated note, today is my last day/exam. I'm so ready to be done.
>>735161426
Im in physics lecture though... I must stay awake
>>735161554
hi
>>735161740
Hai
>>735161725
Oh then keep typing silly
>>735161778
How goes it
>>735161816
Annoyed.
>>735161622
It's gay but there are a couple of ways to avoid it, like sticking an onahole in the butt and fucking it.
>>735161633
Feeling ready? Do one last push for the best grade that you can and go get that school pressure of your shoulders.
>>735161816
I'm typing, it forces me to stay awake.
So did you prepare any nudes yet
>>735161554
Ok.
>>735161939
why
>>735162011
No but I wouldnt post those if I did.
>>735162007
That sounds rather unnecessary...
>>735162007
I'm very ready. I've even got like 3 or 4 to study since my exam is in the PM.
>>735162054
Then how would I get them?
>>735162234
pm or something.
Mugi you're a faggot.
Barry you're a faggot.
>>735162072
If you can't bother just do the classic method of not having the balls touch.
>>735162219
What's the subject? Do you like listening to music while studying?
>>735162308
Ok Deal
>>735162620
alright which pm service? I have most of them besides kik
Cut me jewno
>>735162663
Kik
>>735162732
always cute
>>735162754
I dont want to download kik
>>735162822
Awawa...
>>735162875
Uh I dont know what you mean now
>>735162822
She is.
>>735162476
Microsoft Excel/Access. Sometimes. I know there's multiple choice questions on it so I'm really not worried.
>>735162933
Too bad then
Oh, I can't not want one
>>735162949
Would snug
>>735163022
What do you mean?
>>735163106
No kik no nudes... Riight?
Knife me Yuno
>>735163273
I mean I guess if you really want me to download kik I will
>>735163106
Very snug
>>735163378
Cute. I dont feel tired and its 5am,
>>735163322
Well?
>>735162974
It helps me a lot remaining focused and in the mood to learn. Has to be something calm and simple like ambient tho.
>>735163629
setting it up.
>>735163322
Why are you such a slut?
>>735162732
sauce?
>>735164261
GATE manga
Posting for the bumping
>>735164927
Give me the outfit!
>>735165060
No
>>735165448
...
>>735165448
How about me. I will return an outfit of course
I'm starting a band called Diovanna. Its kinda a hairband in the spirit that when my future band plays live we dress up in fancy clothing and makeup.
I'm gonna have a wig kinda like Unryuu's except the braid, green lipstick, eye-shadow, a white trench coat thingy with the big lapel with the buttons that are on chef things and it also has a big collar and epaulets that go down my shoulders that have the ¥ sign on each of them and my psuedonym will be Diovanna. I know it sounds stupid but I think its pretty cool. I also hope that it'll impress a girl I like
>>735165516
I cant give away a 2d outfit.
>>735165465
You know I cant do that.
>>735165635
bullshit
>>735165638
Photoshop
>>735165635
>starting a band called Diovanna
>my psuedonym will be Diovanna
Make up your mind baka
>>735165638
Giiive iiit!
>>735165728
On a phone?
>>735165746
Noooooooo
Claimed u fags
>>735165784
I will steal it when she sleeps.
>>735165784
Later on a pc
Like an unsung melody
The truth is waiting there for you to find it
It's not a blight, but a remedy
A clear reminder of how it began
Deep inside your memory
Turned away as you struggled to find it
You heard the call as you walked away
A voice of calm from within the silence
And for what seemed an eternity
You're waiting, hoping it would call out again
You heard the shadow reckoning
Then your fears seemed to keep you blinded
You held your guard as you walked away
When you think all is forsaken
Listen to me now (all is not forsaken)
You need never feel broken again
Sometimes darkness can show you the light
An unforgivable tragedy
The answer isn't' where you think you'd find it
Prepare yourself for the reckoning
For when your world seems to crumble again
Don't be afraid, don't turn away
You’re the one who can redefine it
Don't let hope become a memory
Let the shadow permeate your mind and
Reveal the thoughts that were tucked away
So that the door can be opened again
Within your darkest memories
Lies the answer if you dare to find it
Don't let hope become a memory
When you think all is forsaken
Listen to me now (all is not forsaken)
You need never feel broken again
Sometimes darkness can show you the light, beautiful
Sickening, weakening
Don't let another somber pariah consume your soul
You need strengthening, toughening
It takes an inner dark to rekindle the fire burning in you
Ignite the fire within you
When you think all is forsaken
Listen to me now (all is not forsaken)
You need never feel broken again
Sometimes darkness can show you the light
Don't ignore, listen to me now (all is not forsaken)
You need never feel broken again
Sometimes darkness
Can show you the light
>>735165746
The guy who started Dio is named Dio!
>>735166419
>>735165746
The Hendrix Experience - Jimi Hendrix
Van Halen - Eddie Van Halen
Etc.
>>735165818
I dont think she can sleep.
>>735166070
Dont want to.
>>735166583
Van Halen brothers*
>>735166592
I'll do it and it will be weird then.
>>735165818
I have the kik
>>735160761
Bumping with some wew.
>>735168627
Wew indeed, but still tasteful.
>>735168627
nice
>>735166780
s-so what do you wanna do?
>>735160761
Claiming mine :3
>>735168913
Post some tasteful wew.
>>735169110
tasteful wew!
>>735168627
It'd be more wew if she didn't look like a trap
Bump
dead
Is a person (male in this case) really "gay" if they prefer passable traps to masculine men?
>>735172304
All the normies are at work, neets are asleep. In Burgerland anyways.
>>735172341
sexual attraction to a male, surrounding factors do not matter
if he likes guys he is gay
>>735172341
A dicks a dick, if it has one and you like it, you're gay
>>735172341
Well where do actual women rank in his preference?
>>735172341
yeah
>>735172390
what about you?
>>735172390
Kek
>>735168627
>>735169110
I slept and these are nice.
>>735168913
Sorry I woke back up. What would you like to do dear?
>>735172341
It has balls, gay is gay.
>>735172426
Yeah... But he... she... looks and smells female.
>>735172431
Most traps don't even use their dicks
>>735172436
Zero
>>735172441
Hi Aikawa-psycho
>>735172781
But the balls don't touch!
>>735172801
Morning
>>735172801
Did you find a gf yet?
>>735172464
let's bully Sonokawa
>>735172883
Mourning.
>>735172898
Not yet, I can't seem to find a girl I click with. So I just hangout with my ex when i have time
>>735172801
Doesn't matter, you're still attracted to a person with a dick
>>735173057
Then what girl (male) are you talking about? When do you marry?
>>735172898
I feel my bullying would be inneffective towards them
>>735173057
Why mourning?
>>735173077
But she looks like this
>sono
>>735160761
is it marion ?
>>735173077
hey
>>735173156
>she
>male
>tits
???
>>735172801
If he doesn't like women at all he's gay Lel or maybe he falls into the Q category of the alphabet soup they now use for the sexually depraved. Idk I don't keep track :3
>>735173156
Still gay famalam
>>735173181
Hi
>>735173099
A few "gay" people from other online communities. I find it weird that gay men prefer women with dicks and not men with dicks.
I'm bi and I prefer masculine men with dicks.
>>735173138
Typo <3
>>735173228
She's actually a trap!
>>735173269
Do you still want to kill me?
>>735173156
Is that you sono???
>>735172763
pink
it's been a while
what have you been up to?
>>735173329
I don't understand anything, but it sounds pretty gay
>>735173329
Ah. That's an interesting pic. They actually have boobers it looks like
>>735173267
That makes sense to me.
If I was full gay I would want a big hairy man to dominate me.
>>735173269
But in the end he doesn't like masculine-looking men...
>>735173337
Hey doge
>pets
Dogs are cute
>>735173330
Yeah, sure
>>735173456
>He
And that's why you're gay
>>735173414
Aren't you a trap?
>>735173415
Would you fuck him?
>>735173456
You're not full gay though bec you're a girl that also likes girls though???
>>735173509
I'm bi!!
>>735173529
I don't know anything about them besides they got a nice body though.
>>735173529
Do I look like one?
>>735173555
Nagato a cute.
No I hate girls and how did you know I was female??
>>735173597
Wow you're a good guy aintcha'
>>735173412
nothing much just been enjoying my holiday.
you?
>>735173644
...yes
>>735173685
That means I'm male, don't say "she" to traps
>>735173567
Being Bi still means you're gay
>>735173657
No not at all. I'm just uncomfortable with what you suggest.
>>735173138
Just try it
>>735173678
and now you've stopped enjoying it so you come to /waifu/?
what kind of holiday? or just time off?
>you?
stagnating
>>735173736
Are you bi?
>>735173727
I'm pretty liberal and I use the female pronoun to traps.
>>735173736
Half gay! But I do refer regular men with hair and sweat and muscles
>>735173738
>>735173738
You wouldn't fuck her????
>>735173739
Uh alright I guess. It will be rather forced sounding.
>>735173891
Maybe? Are they nice?
I'm just so confused...
Why would a normal gay man prefer a trap who looks completely female? Why not just get a fucking female?
hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>735173841
No
>>735173891
There is no such thing as half gay. if you'd fuck a person with matching bits, you're pretty fucking gay, famalam
>>735173967
It's all 3D pig disgusting. If it were 2D, then we can talk.
>>735173967
because they're not a real fag
>>735174023
You don't love me
>>735173824
No i just thought i could come here since i have so much time.
Do you have any plans for summer?
>>735174030
darn
>>735174115
sachi
>>735173967
The personalities would be different?
>>735174023
Hi love anon.
>>735173891
That's pretty stupid, if you refer to a trap as "her", I expect her to be a girl dressing as a guy.
>>735174115
we're gonna disagree on this every time, friend <3
>>735174207
good morning Tomoko <3 how are you?
>>735173947
Pros:
>Just turned 18 yesterday
>10 inch cock
>Can suck for hours
>White
>Likes to cosplay
>likes to cry like a small child as you're fucking her
Cons
>schizophrenic like a mother fucker
>likes to go balls deep but throws up on you, but keeps sucking to make up for it
>Likes to make her teddy bear jerk you off when you're sleeping
>cannot cook/clean (after you cum you have to clean your own mess)
>doesn't shave often
>on the computer all day playing video games
>likes pop music
Claimed
>>735174248
>Pros:
>>Just turned 18 yesterday
pedo
>>735174157
You think i'd want to be anywhere near your disease riddled dick?
>>735174248
>10 inch cock
>Her
>>735174389
I didn't say that but I guess you always think about it
>>735174023
Love-chan! ^^
>>735174030
But I prefer both genders!
>>735174091
2D is pretty hawt, you have good taste.
>>735174115
What the fudge
>>735174207
No, traps act pretty female, they want you to buy them everything, they want attention, they look for drama
>>735174215
But some traps prefer being referred to by the female pronoun!
>>735174483
Can you call me xer
>>735174243
I don't know. Let's see how last night drunk settles.
>>735174248
For pros legal is nice. That's bigger than me. Cool. If that's the race you prefer cool. Cosplay is hot. Not sure on the last one. Now for cons. The first one sound bad. The second one sounds weird. 3rd needs explaining but sounds nice. 4 they don't eat cum? 5 is just ask them to. 7 they like good stuff. 8 they like bad stuff
>>735174483
Oh that seems strange they seek tjat
>>735174248
Where do I come up with this random shit...
>>735174451
Yeah, sure
whatever you want to think
>>735174483
When your "girl"friend has a 10 inch dick, you are well beyond gay, my friend
I bet none of you have the balls to have a sociopath as a Waifu.
>>735174144
wasting time less efficiently than i am now bingeing some anime maybe
helping my brother to move is the only thing actually planned
how about yourself?
>>735174629
I don't need to think that when you bring it up every conversation
>>735174671
Sono is my waifu
>>735174343
Isn't 14 the consent age in your country!?
>>735174389
She prefers to be female!
>>735174541
I can't... there are only two genders.
>>735174555
Nice get.
>>735174555
I dno't wanna asnwer all that
>>735174555
God damn it, I'm tired...
>>735174629
Its not her fault she was born that way!
>>735174671
My waifu is a sociopath
And a murderer
>>735174157
Konachan
>>735174243
Well you're wrong </3
>>735174774
No worries sono. It is pretty gay though.
>>735174715
I thought you hated me
>>735174774
So a guy can be any gender they want, but I can't be an attack helicopter? Wtf?
>>735174833
you are a sociopath and a soon to be murderer
>>735174483
yes hello that's me!
>>735174555
how much did you have?
>>735174856
okay ;~;
>>735174883
Pros:
>she won't use her penis
>>735174884
I think everyone does
>>735174856
Stop bothering love anon with your emoness
>>735174930
>she
>her
>penis
mentally
i
l
l
>>735174671
My waifu held a highschool hostage
And killed over ten thousand people
>>735174715
Our long distance relationship couldn't work anyway, you'd have to get over the wall
>>735174774
Just admit you're gay for wanting to fuck him, no shame in it
>>735174899
A lot. Like a lot a lot.
>>735174930
Well it's bigger than mine so that's good
>>735174891
I don't think you have it in you to actually kill someone
>>735174896
W-what.. buzzwords
>>735174945
Whaa... why!?
>>735174970
._.
>>735174899
Not ok ;-;
>>735174945
I'm trying to
This has nothing to do with my emoness :(
>>735174996
I wouldn't like a meanie
>>735175036
idk
>>735174996
But I'm not gay, I'm bi! I'll fuck you too.
>>735175023
How big are you?
>>735175023
are you safe? did you drink water alongside the alcohol?
>>735175047
I'm sorry friend