The US Military is the ultimate pussy magnate. Also: >free

I don't live in a third world country where education costs a fortune.

>>735160024
>free college
>earn it
which would make it not free you fucking brainlet. stay in the military and let us do the academia. win for all

>implying the military isn't a socialist scheme to waste my tax dollars on unproductive citizens
It's a joke

>>735160024
Youre obviously some wanna be mitary fag. College isnt free even if you join, its only at some select schools that are generous enough to waive their tuiition or offer military scholarships and stuff like that.

>>735160096
>>735160125
>>735160144
>>735160192
Haha how is that unemployment going you lazy cucks? Must suck being alone as well. Even manlets in the military can get decent women! With your situations I would not be surprised if you held onto your virginity until the late age of 18!

I haven't fucked this many bitches since last week, feels good man.

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>>735160024
you militant fucks dont seem to be educated nonetheless you seem to have soo good possibilities

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>>735160586

The argument for free school is that a college education is so important for a good life, it's unfair to charge people.
Militaries offer tuition support because they need you to be useful to society when you discharge.
Alternatively maybe companies should start accepting that self-taught and unofficial experience can be as valuable as an official education.

>>735160321
You need to read up. 100% wrong.

Next time shut your fucking mouth if you don't know what you're talking about.

>>735160024
15 years active service Armyfag here.

Look, the military isn't for everyone. If you want to serve, that's great. If not, hey no problem... I'd rather have soldiers who actually want to be here rather than someone looking for "free money" or a pussy magnet. Join for the right reasons and don't waste my time and effort in training you..

>>735160321
You are definately the most retarded person I've met this year. Assuming you know me! Ha!
>>735160643
No doubt there are dumbasses in the military, but even they could see the advantages to joining. This automatically makes them more important and smarter than you!

ITT: welfare warriors

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>>735160024
This

>>735160943
I respect those who do it, but I couldn't go through basic training for $30k a year

I thought about going to the air force for a while but I'm too fat and I didn't even have to drive to lose the weight so it probably isn't for me lol

>>735161081
>>735160716
Nice try guys but my military training taught me NOT to accept bait

DQ'd from enlisting in all branches due to single ear deafness. Shit fucking sucks. Got to MEP and they told me it was too severe for waivers. Now I work for an MLB team and maintain their video displays.

>>735160024
>magnate

So what I'm hearing is, you didn't use any of that "free college"...

>>735160943
No doubt Staff Sargeant, but it's my duty day and I'm bored on the ship. What else am I supposed to do, but shitpost bait threads on 4chan?

>>735160024

Joined Army reserves in Canada because am too pussy to join reg force. The money, school compensation, enhanced benefits and connection perks are worth it though. I highly recommend joining if you're still in school or about to start school.

>>735161159

When I say too fat I mean I was just barely over too. 180lbs at 5'11

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>735161222

Also is he talking about the GI Bill? it's not really as good as the recruiters make it sound, you know?

>>735160024
LOL anyone who joins the US military belongs to the dregs of society. You are too stupid for college or even a trade school. Thats why most in military are white trash, niggers or spics. You have the IQ of a chimp and will end up dead or paralyzed fighting for jew interests kek

>>735161211

Just try to join again and cheat on the sound test? Lmao

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>magnate

>>735161315
I assume so. I mean, it's obviously bait, but misspelling things isn't bait. That's just fucking lazy.

>>735161315
Wow you are a chubby boy! I am 6'5 200 lbs

The Post 9/11 is worth it but a lot of dudes in the military are fucking idiots and don't use it. There is also TA you can get while serving.

3 years into the Navy and I got my Associates + a wife in Japan. My life is ducking great

>>735161301
Good guess on rank Navyfag...

As you were...

>>735161301
Have you seen any bullshit like the bagel greentext?

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>>735161550
I feel like I just witnessed something special

>>735160024
We're on the edge of WW3
Secondly you shouldn't literally have to murder someone to get into college.

>>735160586
>Even manlets in the military can get decent women

I realize this guy is a troll but there are people who actually believe this bullshit

No, joining the service will not get you laid. It's just like the real world, the popular guys get the pussy

>>735160024
I wanted to join
It didn't work out
Now I'm 37

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>>735161301
>What else am I supposed to do
It's not gay when you're underway, right faggot?

>>735161550
kys you loser nigger

>>735161160
>as he responded to b8
gr8 b8 m8

>>735161653
I have not seen the bagel green text
>>735161695
Kek what a civilian thing to say. You expect handouts for lounging the couch and channel surfing

>>735161947
Nah I just think I'm doing more good on the couch than out killing people who will never effect me or my family negatively ever.

>>735161812
It ain't queer if you can't see the pier

I have wifey I come home to bud so no need for falling to your homosexual tendencies

>>735161003
oh noes, somebody is more important than i am :(

Honestly I got out because if I heard "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" or "Soup Sandwich" or "Pants on head retarded" or "Football Bat" one more time I was going to beat someone to death with the dildo they kept under their cot

>>735161947
We don't need handouts when you are deployed. Instead we sit on your couch, in your home, and plow your lonely wives/girlfriends while you pick up the tab.

>>735160024
I shit blood and can't be placed in any activate duty situation. Otherwise I would love to. Being a soldier is very honorable and full of self sacrifice.
I would love a day where my asshole didn't feel like it was falling out and on fire.
I would do anything to have a normal life again.
I also would love to be able to see more than 1 foot infront of me without everything being a complete blend of fuzziness and colors.
Being legally blind sucks as well. Can't really do anything about that either.

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>>735161947
I've seen it as a greentext before, here's the story.

>>735162052
Man I wish my job involved killing people. You are a ducking idiot. Have fun having your burnt to the ground by feminist gremlins

>>735160024
Considered it for a long time but did not sigh up.
If i could go back in time i would have signed up.

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lol faggots I get paid for studying electrical engineering at a free college

>>735160024
Been suggested this shit for depression. It's a fucking dumb idea, right up there with "weed lmao" and "I swear, man, Shrooms will cure you".

I wouldn't pass MEPS and even if I did, I'd get kicked out of basic.

>>735162197
Oh yeah I read that when I was a civilian and it amazed me. It doesn't sound crazy now that I'm in though. The ships course is always being changed/altered

>>735162369
Hell, I know it's not huge. Still fucking amusing, though.

Hello Mr. Military Recruiter. Getting ready for Trump's surge in Afghanistan and his siege of Iran, are we?

>>735160024
I'd rather live my life how I want to and not be the governments slave boi, thanks.
Also replying to obvious bait.

>>735160125
In Brazil, education is free man

>>735160024
I live in Sweden, where we Uni is free.

Plus i have exertion asthma and operated my left knee when i was 11. Military in Sweden doesn't want me

>>735162458
I'm in 7th Fleet, not my concern. I'm ready for North Korea though

Cause I'm not being forced to.

Seems like OP should have fought in the army in order to get some education, LOL

>>735162572
Sure.

You know, we're 16 years into the War on Terror and it's hard to cover up infamous statistics like 22 veterans committing suicide a day.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/21/us/22-veteran-suicides-a-day/index.html

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>>735160586
No matter how many bitches you fuck, you'll always be dead inside.

>>735160024
You have to be strong willed and strong

>>735160024
>college

Wew lad! I've got a well paying trade. What do I need a worthless degree and all that debt for? The 'opportunity' to sit in a soul crushing cubicle all day accomplishing absolutely nothing of any real value? Fuck that retarded shit.

>>735160192
not totally wrong

>>735160024
I only need 2 seconds...

Because I'm smart, that's why I don't sign up for military.

>>735160024
i applied myself in high school and went to a service academy. free college and better pay.

>>735160024
I am in the military. I find it annoying when people suggest, on here, that people with severe mental disabilities, weight problems, enlist. College should be affordable.

>>735164425
There is no worthless degree. Many young think having a degree should get them a management position off the bat. My company requires a degree for management.

>>735160024
I'm not a fucking puppet, american nor fat.

>>735165423
mcdonalds?

>>735165530
well whoopie-fucking-do

>>735164518
stay in school

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>>735160024
well im active duty and not in dep or a veteran. must be a wimpy bitch.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YplZIZt9Ptc

>>735160024
why you no go guard or reserve?

>>735166447
enjoy your ice cream and pirate sex

>>735166458
because anyone in the real military will just clown you for the rest of your life, faggot.

>>735160024
>Magnate
How the fuck do they work ?

>>735166507
hey we dont get ice cream, nice try

>>735160024
>not financially toughing it out
>not getting a PhD
>not making 6+ digits/year
And you think you know the "right way." it must be nice living at the bottom of the barrel hm? Too deep to see the light, so it's not really there, right?

Mandatory shaving.

Can't have it.
Won't have it.

Uncle Sam can have my services when I can keep my beard without any kind of hassle.

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>Joined the army out of high school
>Get to blow shit up
>paid extra to jump out of planes
>free room and board
>drink and bang chicks
>go overseas
>kill stupid people with guns
>go home
>drink and bang more chicks
>finish four year tour
>go home
>free college
>drink and bang more chicks for being soldier
???
>profit?

>>735160024
I don't know what's sadder, that the US pays for college or that any fat autist can join the hoorah military and waste their education and life

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>>735166561

>>735160024
I'm not dying for your jew overlords

>>735166610
>Things that don't happen in the army

>>735166616
>marines: oorah
>army: hooah
>navy: hooyah
Not sure who says hoorah, but ok

Guys in the military don't make jack shit. And I wouldn't touch the common stock pigs that fuck enlisted rats with a 10 foot pole.

Spinal injury from a not at fault car accident, schitzophorenia, and now i smoke alot of weed for pain. Tbh. id join if there was a draft.

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The miltitary..
>go kill those guys soldier!
>why sir? They haven't done anything to me..
>not your job to ask questions maggot, go kill them!
>but sir they're poor,hungry and ill equipped to fight..
>the military doesn't pay you to think, Just do it!
>but sir these people are no threat..
>NO THREAT?!? Jesus, Mary and Joseph soldier they'll kill your whole family!
>but sir they have no means to invade America
>well holy shit soldier, don't you care about murica? Your freedom?
>yes sir I do but they're no threat to any of that..
>that's just what those bleeding heart liberals want you to think son, we gotta kill em all now!

And that is why I refuse to sign up,
If old men wanna spread "freedom" across the globe then they can get off their wrinkled old asses and do it themselves. Or get their kids with the silver spoons in their asses to do it.

>>735166610
>join army
>go home without legs and penis
oh

>>735166811
So don't go army you cuck

>>735160024
i tried... the recruitment officer said and I quote. " *rips contract in half* Sorry son, but you cant join any branch of the U.S. Military..."

Reason: Diabeetus...

Fact of the matter is I walked in myself... :(

>>735166706
I'm sorry your delusion doesn't have room for my reality. You shouldve joined the army. You can drink and bang chicks plus they pay you extra to jump out of planes.

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>>735166873
>I walked in myself
enjoy it while you still can

>>735166927
>Alternative facts meme
Oh come on, try

>>735166930
lmao I was looking for this guys pic thanx anon!! xD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQR9aKj3_AE

link related

>>735166961
I am still curious about being called "Peg-Leg"anon"" So yes and I dont mind if naw.

Plus I think i want to get metal legs... its a risky operation but i think it be worth it. lmao
(wich includes a nifty 90lbs backpack for the battery)

>>735166811
>anon doesn't understand basics of military because hippie.
>creates fake scenario in which he would speak in that manner to drill sgt. on Burmese pet trading site. To garner support and fails
nigger you are retarded

>>735160024
earn it...
by studying hard to score high and earn a scholarship.

>>735160943
Is it true nigs join because they want a hand up, but they honestly don't think they could be sent to war, and when they realize they goin to war, niggers nig?

Amerilards pay for an education?
I thought you were a 1st world country?

>>735167029
That's pretty much all did in the army, dipshit. Keep implying you have a clue about something you can't do yourself. It's sad really

Because I refuse to go fight for rich white men as a pawn in their chess game so they can get rich and move up their political ladders.

>>735167308
Well, you're trying at least
Litlte advice, don't open with "Just because you didn't/can't" because it's pretty easily answered with "Sure I did", wether it's true or not.
Also "It's sad really" coming from a really shitty troll is just that.

Lol pic of James Blake Miller? Nice choice OP. This is prime bait.

>>735162542
Brazil is not a good example of how to run a country.

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>>735160024
>valid reason
I enjoy not being blown apart by sandniggers.

>>735166549
CVNs have soft serve machines.

When I was on the Bush we even had a Starbucks on the forward mess decks. Real shit.

>>735160024
I've tried but my country is so corrupted that you need friends and family links to get in the military and have your face blown off.

>>735167120
oh

>>735167275
Amerifucks pay for everything..
Dental
Medical
Optometrist
College
Ironically the only things in murica that are cheap is fast food,alcohol and cigs.

>>735167392
It sounds fair. I did the things I've proclaimed and you have your flawed opinion and assumptions about said events. If you weren't there just say so

>>735167546
why did you think our country was full of fat chainsmokers?

>>735167129
It's always a rich man's war, but a poor man's fight. Anon understands the military perfectly.

>>735166550
>Using your GI Bill
>Getting great grades on your undergrad because college is easy compared to Iraq
>Getting into a funded grad school slot
>Never taking out a loan
>Making connections with faculty because you're a smart, motivated, good looking man with a "mysterious" military background.
>Fucking your grad advisor.
>Getting into a PhD program at an Ivy League.
>Still no loans.
>Still winning.

Killing sand people got me where I am today and I don't regret a thing.

>>735167635
I was poor and needed the college $$.
Did the job and got paid. Good times.

>>735166761
t. Bitch ass 2nd LT.

>>735167668
Good for you, fellow trooper.
They obviously don't understand the nature of opportunities

Wasting tax dollars to fund a war so I can participate in it so that I can go to school for free seems like a bit of a circuit. Why not just spend tax money on free college and skip two steps?

>>735167612
See, that's a bit better. Not answering anything I said but insisting that your point is correct and mine is wrong without addition is enough to get a small child or maybe a smart chimp irritated.

I was in a car accident a few years back that gave me a traumatic brain injury, which automatically disqualifies me from being in the military.
If I could be, I would be.

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>really want to join army
>"army" in my country is only helping refugees and building infrastructure in other countries instead of removing the kebab for good

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>>735160024

>The US Military is the ultimate pussy magnate. Also:
>>free college
>>money
>>travel

So people have to be willing to kill and die just to get a higher education - if they are poor? Faggy shit like opportunity is for Europeans, not real 'murricans, right?

That's what fascinates be about you American conservatives: You get fucked in the ass by elites and consider it a badge of honor.

>Why aren't you lonely poor fucks in the military already?
I don't want to kill civilians for oil.

>>735167668
>implying this can't be done without becoming a government tool

>>735167817
2 reasons.

1. There is a legitimate point to be made that defunding defense to send a bunch of unmotivated losers who barely passed highschool to college is not a good investment.

2. The military industrial complex is powerful and requires both wars to fight and less educated people to fight them.

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>>735160024

Considering the great career opportunities the military allegedly offers how come so many veterans are struggling or homeless?

>>735160024
Lol nice bait there grunt.

Now tell us how your a piece of shit with anger problems superiority complex and violent jackass who can't control his moods.

Also tell us how much of a fucking loser you were for copping out and lounging the military becuasee real life is too hard for you.

>>735167696
Go away. Military recruiters are the ultimate child predators...which is why you are here on 4chan, I suppose.

http://www.truth-out.org/opinion/item/39978-trump-s-austerity-budget-increases-military-recruiters-power-to-prey-on-youth

>>735167631
Fat alcoholic chain smokers actually

>>735160586
>Implying ppl in the military are paid well

>>735168177
Nice edgy b8 m8, have fun being twelve

>>735161003
Lol go fuck dudes like you navy boys love doing so much.

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>>735168189
Keep playing COD, kid. You'll be fine.

>>735162197
I remember this quite fondly.

>>735161315
>all tuition and fees paid directly to school
>$1,000 stipend for books paid directly to me
>monthly housing allowance based on local cost of living paid directly to me ($1,800/month here)

Not that good.

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>>735168225
you got it

>>735167948
>Imblying

It can be done, but most people never accomplish what I've accomplished, let alone doing it without accruing tons of debt and doing their thesis on some faggy shit like "Intersectional Feminist Perspectives on ________".

I have an awesome life and I earned it by serving my country and killing some really fucking bad people.

Most of the students I meet on a daily basis would shit themselves in fear and then get raped to death if they ever had to deal with a Talib.

So yes, other people can get to where I am in different ways, but I still did pretty well for a poor ass Wyoming ranch kid.

>>735167129
It is a "fake" scenario because I'm not retarded and would never sign up for military.

>>735168261
Nah if this thread is about the US military he's pretty spot on. Y'all don't seem to realise the drill sergeant meme is just that, a meme.

>>735168349
Haha, someone is salty.

>>735167440
same tho

>>735168389
See pic above with M60 while playing OPFOR against 37F psyop students. Nooge

>>735168225
Don't forget about also being addicted to opioids.

>>735160024
>free education
Do a sport you nigger.
>money
Get a job. Not everyone wants to play mercenary.
>travel
Use money from said job to do so.
Also extras from me
>disclipline
You're talking to an ex-boyscout. Also if getting shot at is the shit you need to straighten out your life your parents didn't beat you hard enough.
>getting /fit/
Go to a gym.

>>735168389
So do you ever feel like a coward, less than a man, because you never served your country?

What's that like? Does smoking weed make it easier to live with the defects in your character?

>>735168524
Doesn't like military
>don't join military

>>735160943
I second that. Been in 4 years so far myself (army) and id much rather have someone next to me that actually wants to serve for the sake of serving, not just for free college or money or whatever. Dont get me wrong, if you do join and want a better education, by all means take advantage of the military paying for your education, but that shouldn't be your primary reason for enlistment.

>>735168381
>scholarships can get you through your bachelors degree
>in any science field grad school is free + stipend (paid by you doing a TA or RA position)

Don't have to kill anyone or be a government tool

>>735168496
Is that English?

id love to kill some fucking sandniggers then go college and fuck about and do drugs till i get kicked out but sadly im not american

>>735168597
But if you don't MIND killing, it's win win

>>735160586
Lol

>>735168612
Translation:
This is a picture of me holding a machine gun while playing "the bad guys" in a battle simulation to train young soldiers whose profession in the army will be psychological warfare

>>735168559
Do I feel like a coward because I don't want to go kill people that pose no threat to me or my country? No

Do I enjoy thinking for myself instead of blindly following orders? Yes

Do I smoke weed? No

Do I think you're just a fucking idiot? Yes

OP is probably some boot POG.

>>735168597
>All grad school spots are funded

At what institutions though? Sure if you want to get your degree from some podunk state university. I'm at a fucking Ivy League school you nigger.

Also, you aren't A TA or RA if you're in grad school. It's called a graduate assistant, or GA, and it's part of preparing for your PhD by learning how to teach.

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

>>735166618
What part of "no hassle" do you not under-fucking-stand?

>>735160024
>Why aren't you lonely poor fucks in the military already? You have 15 seconds to give me a VALID reason.
Too fat. Couldn't get enlisted.

The way u act and speak to others is dispicable and you do not represent my country u ape

U represent killing to line the pockets of immoral ppl

>>735168828
Sounds like what a coward would say.

Youre glorifying your failure to do the right thing and attacking men who were brave enough to protect you during a time of war. Youre weak and pathetic.

>>735168559
>serve your country
I'm not even that bright but even I know joining the military means making sure Mid Eastern oil keeps flowing, which has nothing to do with serving my country.

>>735160024
Kill people for Now education, your a whole new type of retard

>>735160024
I'm not a stooge who fell for the military meme.

>>735168656
Nice edges, how's that ptsd

>>735168737
WOW...that's all so interesting that I almost gave a fuck...

I'm not an idiot..
Not fighting someone else's war...

And that's all anon, nothing you or anyone can say will make me think military service is a good thing.

>>735168945
I'm also alive. Stay mad halfwit

>>735168950
>Muh oil meme

Hope this fucking dies out. It wasn't true during the war and still isn't true now.

>>735160943
I agree I don't want a whiney little blue falcon in my squad bitching about 3more year's and a wake up till I'm out of here.

>>735168999
Nice trips! No PTSD. Have weird dreams every few years but killing Serbians was like shooting fish in a barrel so no guilt.
Thanks for asking tho.

>>735168828
Bodied 'em lmao

>>735168950
This anon gets it

>>735169077
>I'm also alive

Where do you think I'm posting from, beyond the grave?

>>735169013
(Yoda voice) and that is why you fail.

>>735160024
I thought they didn't allow autists into the military?

>>735169094
How fucking old are you? That war was like 20 years ago!

>>735169238
Just turned 41. Been on 4chan since 2007

>>735169080
Even Alan Greenspan admits the Iraq War was about oil.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/sep/16/iraq.iraqtimeline
Trump even said he wants to go back into Iraq and take all the oil when he gave his speech at the CIA. C'mon, I know this place isn't Pericles' Athens, but give us some credit here.

>>735169133
You really are an idiot... how many friends have you lost? How many soldiers haven't come home? Not everything is about YOU anon..

Oh, don't forget all the ones crippled for life now too...good times!

>>735169080
Just because u say somethings not true doesn't make it so

How many people ya got in this fucking thread rn, lmao all the damage control from u mouth breathers and it's still a mess

Embarassing, u should think for yourself, not what a paycheque tells u is ok

>>735168861
What dumb program are you in that doesnt have TAs or RAs? something non-stem and retarded?

>TA
Teaching assistant, common and required for 1st year chemistry, biochemistry, biology, molecular biology, etc students. They do this to recieve funding before joining a research lab for their thesis

>RA
Research assistant, after your first year of grad school, one joins a research lab to begin your thesis research and are funded by your prof.

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

>>735160024
I've had scholarships my entire life. No need to serve as a meat shield or end up disabled to "earn" an education.

>>735169340
Anon never served
Talks shit about those who have
Wew lad

>>735168945
>I want to think for myself and not be told what to do.

>Hurrrrr you are weak and pathetic

Okay...

>>735160024
ITT: Parasiteing of socialist americas taxpayers

>>735169340
Nothing would stop me from my duty, I'd walk through lava while bullets rain down to protect the people i love

But this war is for money, i will have no part

>>735169448
(Flips burger while thinking about anime panties and taking shit from his boss)
"I get to think for myself"

>>735169080
The truth doesn't die out. I don't understand why you're defensive about it. Your sacrifice allowed our government to manipulate the price of oil that much more easily. You should not only be proud but frankly you should shut the fuck up about it since you're obviously pleased with the benefit package.

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>>735169143
>yoda voice..

Here I think you dropped this kid..

no idea how it works in america but here is like :

>Bad grades,
>no motiviation,
>no idea what to do with my life
>?????
>Enlist

>>735169612
Don't be lame just because you found Clone Wars enthralling. Pfft. Kids these days, amirite?

>>735169307
In Periclean Athens rhetorical hyperbole will get you far. Look at Alcibiades.

I wish the war HAD been about oil, then we would have received some tangible benefit for fighting it. But I was there. We found the evidence of WMDs, we dismantled and destroyed it. We then proceeded to try out a failed experiment in nation building in a deeply divided region that really should not be one country at all.

This effort cost thousands of American lives and all for no positive benefit for our country.

As for Trump wanting to "Go get the oil", I don't know if that's even possible now. Colonialism doesn't work when the natives have comparable weapons to the conquistadors.

>>735169520
See now we're on the same page, if an invading force showed up here and threatened my friends,family and home I'd be out there fighting them. Going overseas to fight people that are no threat to me? No way.

epilepsy, my dream was to join the military but was crushed by that. Now i live a depressing life with a decent full time job feeling empty inside.

>>735169094
seeing your friends die must have been cool too right?

Because I have better things to do besides become a terrorist under the guise of "soldiers helping people in other countries". Plus they dump you on your ass when you're done. "Thanks for almost dying/doing absolutely nothing for 3 years, get the fuck out of our sight"

Yeah nah I'm good.

>>735168945
>protected me..

From WHO you idiot? In all of the wars that have happened I have never run into an enemy soldier/vehicle/plane etc..

WHO are you protecting us from?

>>735160024
>The US Military is the ultimate pussy magnate
Top bait. You're memeing us to death, Anon.

>>735160192
This is true. America can't afford universal income, so they start wars and organize professional LARP squads ad home.

ITT:

>One active duty sailor riling up the autists
>So many upset civilians
>Like three veterans shitposting about "muh honor and duty".

Making my morning, OP.

>>735160024
Free college? It exists.
Do well in school, earn a full ride scholarship.
Merit.

>>735160024
I'm not dying for these cunts.

>>735169443
I don't choose to go kill people that are no threat to me

>wew lad

Gotta love summer

>>735166811
Lol I stick to non-combat roles or non-infantry roles. Get out of here.

>>735169725
Saddam didn't have WMDs.

If you are still implying that we went to war to hunt down Saddam's WMDs and the fact that Iraq had/has some of the most fabulous oil reserves in the world was totally irrelevant, then you are really underestimating the (limited) intelligence of this place.

>>735170051
...and in the fine print:

"Much easier if you are a woman, gay, black, hispanic, Jewish, or disabled. If white and male please seek other alternatives".

>>735169725
And you're right, Trump will find it difficult to reoccupy Iraq, annul the current oil contracts and put them all in the hands of American companies. But that doesn't mean he won't sacrifice a lot of US servicemen trying to make Exxon's dreams come true.

>>735170178
There's a trans qualifiers for all of those if you want to reap those benefits. They'd be oppressing you if you identified as a gay black Jew woman and they told you that you weren't.

>>735170166
You're still a tool of the system. No surprise muricans love picking on 3rd world shitholes that offer very limited resistance. Grow a set and go after Russia or China..

>>735170051
>full ride scholarship
>free education to all
>to all
lel

Anyone who is against top education for all is just trying to be edgy and is afraid for being outed as dumbass by educated people.

>>735160024
Yeah those fucking idiots. How could they not want to fight for the country that's fucked them over all their lives?

>>735160024
Dumbshits join the military. Smartfags go to college and get that freshman pussy.

>>735161337
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 5/7

>>735162104
Why so defensive

>Sign up for 4+ years of your life, being the government's bitch, doing exactly as you're told at all times, possibly get killed
>thinks that equals "free" college

>>735160024
In soviet Russia, millitary choose YOU

>>735162104
>I have wifey I come home to bud so no need for falling to your homosexual tendencies
This sounds like a quote from some cuck porn movie.

>>735169875
We all came back without a scratch. Stop watching so much saving private Ryan. If you don't know what's happening just ask.

I see veterans everyday on way to work, homeless,crippled,ptsd,addicted to painkillers/drugs. All left out on the cold by the same system that told them to "fight for your country/freedom"

Yeah, I'll pass.

>>735160024
Fight to protect rich peoples money. Education paid for by taxes, not the rich people. Leave army to earn money (for the rich people). Pay back all the education fees through taxes. Lose all benefits and get treated like shit at retirement. Die dirt poor and homeless. Before you die though; tell other people to join the army because you're a bitter old faggot who wasted his life.

>>735170128
Operation joint endeavor was to keep other people from being killed. #history lesson.
It IS awfully summer. Just because you were in grade school when 9/11 happened doesn't mean the rest of us were.

Troll....... harder.

>>735170668
Really? I should tell my cousin, he's been afully quiet since a sniper shot him in the face in 2012.

>>735170178
That's because white males expect to earn what they have, which is why they work harder to have more than those who take handouts

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It's not really "free college," at least not in the way new recruits think it is. To get the college credit they have to pay into an education fund, then the government matches it.

If they don't pay into the fund, they get nothing.

Also: killing people for a free education is horribly unethical. Wearing a uniform doesn't make it any less deplorable.

>>735170668
>>735160024
2 of the guys I used to smoke crack with were veterans. One from desert storm 91, the other from some second shit tour when bush was in iraq maybe.

both serious PTSD. can't deal with life afterwards.

I was in recovery - Ive met more fucked up veterans. There isn't enough money in the world to get me out there.

>>735169541
It's hard to be free in today's society

Gov. either needs to collapse or hopefully when the old saggy balled, life hating ugly people of our current Gov. die we'll get someone in his/her position with half a brain and some morals

>>735160096
your right money should be BLOOD

>>735170849
Yeah, Juba can be a motherfucker

>>735170779
Ah so go protect people and put your life on the line even though they don't give 2 shots about you...sounds smart.

FYI, just because you disagree with my opinion doesn't=troll. Nice try though kid.

>>735160024
>pussy magnate
And there you have it, folks: the high school wreck on 4chan

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>>735160144
google "taxes" and prepare to have your mind blown

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>>735170668
Didnt see real combat, thinks he was cool for being in the military.
Fag

>>735170922
>Gov. either needs to collapse
you have no idea how bad that will be.

>>735170779
you sound like one of those fags who thought we were invading iraq "because of what they did on 9-11"

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The Army of my choice isnt avaible anymore

>>735170898
they smoke crack tho that couldn't be good for your ptsd also what do you americunts get paid for fighting for freedom over here in Australia we have defence banks can set you up a nice home loan aswell as most salaries are over 60k a year with the rank of private crazy how someone could fuck up and not save money considering rent is paid food and paid fuck you even get paid to buy clothes....

>>735171084
Just join ISIS, nigger.

>>735170922
You young bloods keep mumbling about how it all needs to fail or "get some socialism/communism up in here".
You have no idea how many blessings you have thrown at your feet and you bitch and moan because mom won't give you extra money for the merch booth at the Swag Yolo and the Butt Trumpet concert she's driving you to later on despite it'll mean missing the one year anniversary she's been with her 400lbs, one legged life partner, Carla. Have a heart.

>>735171098
yeah that isn't how america rolls.

>they smoke crack tho that couldn't be good for your ptsd

yeah no shit man. well to be fair one of them is really a heroin addict, but I met him while scoring crack.

Other dude will make a bit of money, then blow #$1500 on a week with whores and crack in some shit motel. I can only imagine the low rent skag he fucks.

>>735171031
Didn't see EVEN combat. Those fuckers would just show up in droves in the. Acts of pickup trucks with bolt action rifles and expect to win. #fishinbarrel. My bad, I may have accidentally picked the EASY campaign.

>>735160024
>pussy magnet
>get deployed
>girlfriend/wife bangs jamal while you're dying for her country for peanuts

Being in the military is the ultimate cuck occupation. It's no surprise that double-digit IQ monkeys are the only ones that fall for the scam.

>>735171289
and poor people. it is an "honorable" way out of shitstain mississipi or whever.

>>735171036
Iraq was a war of aggression. Thanks for telling me my opinions tho.

>>735171228
shit man sad to see my cousin just got promoted and his life is literally the opposite of what you have explained everyone's different fuck this i'm joining

>>735171158
>You have no idea how many blessings you have thrown at your feet
Such as?

XD if you are ex-military you are sure to be borderline lower-class.
Maybe you can ask your veteran buddies to stop pan handling around my neighborhood.

Thanks in advance.

>>735171329
>poor people

Redundant, they fall under double-digit IQ monkeys.

>>735168096
Don't they get a pension?

>>735170175
The oil reserves are not why the USA invaded (the second time) to depose Saddam. All crude oil is traded on the global market in US dollars. That makes the US dollar a de facto global reserve currency. And that keeps it in demand, which props up the value, which allows the US to float their 17 trillion dollar debt without anyone blinking an eye.

Saddam had threatened, and already signed a contract with France and Germany (I believe it was these two countries) to sell his oil in the Euro. Yeah, France and Germany are US allies, but being able to finally buy crude oil in the Euro? Sign us up! And that would be the first domino to fall. And that type of total financial ruin of the US economy could not be allowed to happen.

And so a situation happened. And that situation created the excuse to invade Iraq, remove Saddam & Co. from power, thus nullifying the Euro Oil contracts. Why do you think the USA invaded Iraq, when the September 11th suicide bombers were Saudi? To stop the sale of oil in the Euro.

And in a very Real Politik analysis, as harsh and cruel as it may be, perhaps the lives of those lost in the Towers was a worthy sacrifice to save the rest of America's way of life.

Just sayin'

>>735171339
i have no idea what you think - just saying what you sound like.

>>735171355
yeah go for it man

>>735171409
nah. I also know some career military ( family ) who are really smart and shit. not knocking everyone in the military -but anyone who thinks you get taken care of after seeing combat is in for a big fucking surprise.

>>735160024
i have a promising future outside of the military and already earn 15$ an hour as head of IT for a logging company. fuck going in the military.

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>>735169863
I love u tho /b/ro

Depressed af but not giving up yet.. just quit my nice paying job, was thinking this is MY life but im slowly dying making it better for someone else while i get treated like a tool

The goal is to get back in the gym and fight for a living, vit alcohol and weed have diff plans rn

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>>735160024
KBN

>>735171452
I'd disagree - I think it was more so the neocons could test out new war strats - they wanted a smaller more mobile RDF situation. Plus big halliburton money.

>And that type of total financial ruin of the US economy could not be allowed to happen.
why would that ruin our economy

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>>735171147
>Just join ISIS, nigger

Untermensch

>>735160024
have fun coming back to regular society fucked up. you probably gonna kill yourself due to PTSD. armyfag, ill stay at home with my guns and women, go have fun dying for a country that doesnt even know your fucking name.

>>735171390
North Korea: no internet
Saudi Arabia: code of hamarabi judicial system
Middle East: can't be christian without being marked for death
Africa: widespread diesease that's curable and crushing POVERTY
I could go on but if you really have to ask then no facts will convince you. Let's put it this way: there are places where you can't skate through life bitching about not getting the right dipping sauce for your Tendies.

>>735171617
Oh, and electricity and drinking water
(Disclaimer)
May not be available in flint michigan

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>>735160024
Im in military

>>735170488
Or u sit at home depressed and swipe tinder till u find a lonely slut in college to fuck while her bf is in class

>>735160024
>magnate

did you finish elementary school?

>>735160024
Because I earned my "free" college by getting an acedemic scholarship.

>>735160024

if you earn it it's not free...

paradox bro

>>735171740
>went to military for college money then got college pussy (and got more pussy because military taught discipline so no dragonball z posters on dorm room wall)

>>735170713
It pains me that we let this happen, im disgusted in my countty and myself for doing nothing about it

>>735171710

the people of Flint deserve what happened to them. They were incredibly ignorant for a long time. Ignorance has consequences.

Just like all the southern red states that are welfare dependant and take more than they produce. If Trumps budget goes through the same people that voted him in will suffer the most. Shit's going to be fun to watch.

>>735171617
So we're nominally better than the absolute worst places on earth? Wow, that's a winning proposition.

>>735160024
Respectfully, not all costs are measured in money. Military service time is the cost in this case, and the education reimbursement is anything but free.

>>735171906
They fought for you. We all did. Maybe you should do something.

>>735171837
so all i had to do was take down my poster

>>735171968
But would you want to live in any of those places? Of course not. No Tendies

>>735171942
How is it the people of Flint's fault that an unelected "emergency city manager" had the bright idea to switch the city's water source from the Detroit system to the toxic Flint River?

>>735171968
Then leave. If you don't like it, want to talk shit about it, and don't want to get off your ass to help it, then pack your bags

>>735172044
You Damn well that wasn't happening

>>735172129
They did it because the black people weren't paying their bills.

>>735160943
>>>735160024 (OP)
>15 years active service Armyfag here.
>Look, the military isn't for everyone. If you want to serve, that's great. If not, hey no problem... I'd rather have soldiers who actually want to be here rather than someone looking for "free money" or a pussy magnet. Join for the right reasons and don't waste my time and effort in training you..
What was is your MOS

>>735160024
if the education of the US was worth anything you could realise that doing something just as a means to an end doesnt pay off. the US military is like a welfare program that can justify itself by doing everything wrong. the bigger the military got the more enemys the US seems to have. just thinking about it for more then 5 seconds could make a sane person realise that there is something horribly wrong with that calculation.

>>735172104
Tendies? How long have you been gender fluid?

>>735161159
>>>735160943
>I respect those who do it, but I couldn't go through basic training for $30k a year
>I thought about going to the air force for a while but I'm too fat and I didn't even have to drive to lose the weight so it probably isn't for me lol
There is no such thing as to fat in the chairforce

>>735172104
>1950: We live in the land of the free and the home of the brave
>2017: Just be glad you aren't beheaded for being a wizard like the people in Saudi Arabia.
Cool.

>>735171036
Listen here old man, I've fought my own war in this country. I've seen people die, I've saved lives, and I've died myself

Through all of this, i can safely say the government doesn't give a fuck, billions spent on tools to take life, not create it

U must be getting paid really well to kick that fading echo of a conscience into the dirt

>>735172156
I believe in making America a better place, but making America a better place entails getting clobbered by the riot police for fighting back against the dipshits in power, not dropping heavy munitions on a stone hut in the Khyber Pass.

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>>735160024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpxrGZlGpxw
>the now, the then, the fucking what they think

>>735160024
I had an omphalocele and am medically ineligible for service.
>>735160321
Are you retarded?

>>735171569
>why would that ruin our economy.
The USA (like all countries) are in debt. The USA currently has a debt of 17 trillion dollars. But that's ok in the global picture because the projected value of sustained growth can cover it ... part of every yearly budget pays the interest on this debt. It's like you paying the minimum requirement on a credit card that has a lot of debt.

But what if suddenly, the value of the money you had in the bank dropped. Sure, your credit card company requires a minimum of 100 dollars, but suddenly your 100 dollars you have on hand is devalued, so that it is only worth 50 dollars? People are going to consider you a higher risk, you then have to pay a higher interest rate to cover that risk, and now you might have to scramble, start cutting your budget in places you can't cut, and everybody starts demanding you pay their outstanding loans to you in full. RUIN!

That's simplification, but that is what would happen with the oil situation. The value of the American dollar is supported because it is in demand by every single country in the world ... law of supply and demand. If it is in demand, it is worth more.. it is valuable. Why is the dollar in demand? Because all the world's crude oil is traded in US dollars. Every country needs to buy US dollars so they can then use those dollars to buy crude oil.

But what if the the US dollar didn't have a monopoly on crude oil? What if oil could be sold in the Euro? Then all the countries that used the Euro could dump a lot of their deman for the US dollar in favor of their own currency. With demand down, the value of the dollar would go down. And then the projections of US growth and value would drop, because the currency is going into the shitter, and the US can't service it's debt, and a higher price must be paid out of the budget to offset the yearly borrowing to pay the rising interest on the debt. This cannot be allowed to happen

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>>735171158
Lol

You're embarassing yourself

>born before 1990.
>didn't have made up internet bullshit about gender back then

>>735172717
These laws and all this shit you talk about are all bullcrap

of some type of supply and demand and minimum payment

EVERY SINGLE ADVERB in that is a lie

oh my god
watch this it explains it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpxrGZlGpxw

>>735172759
>2017
>lol
Choose one

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That's not how you get "free college." That's basically a recruiting scam.

But that *IS* how you get PTSD and a license to take a "companion animal" with you on a plane, so you'll have that going for you.

>>735165423
>There is no worthless degree.

Provided you attended an Ivy League school, just like your daddy, and his daddy, and his daddy's daddy.

>>735172717
Yeah, I suspect that's part of the reason Trump walked away from the Paris accords, to put off the day oil isn't an absolute necessity for running the global economy.

>>735172950
I'd consider joining the army in order to get s talking dog.

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>>735160024

Alternatively, move to a first world country with free healthcare and free education, and get any normal job.

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>>735171968
/b/ro drop it, ur arguing with people who have proven they are stupid enough to be considered on the spectrum

Anyone who has to bring up a shit country to remind how good my life is, is a simpleminded cunt

My 1st world life is so great i jist buried my step father after he tried killing me after oding on 68 sleeping pills and 2 bottles of rum, had some nice tendies after and everything was okay... fuckn pleb

I miss him everyday

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>>735172919
>>735173119
>free healthcare
Yea around here where I live free healthcare is 3x 20 hour jobs so you can pay the free healthcare tax that they came out with.
THATS your FREE HEALTHCARE

>>735173119
And get raped by a sand nigger? No thanks. You eruo cucks can keep your shitskin culture war and your socialism.

>>735173218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpgF7pDx_zs
>image related>ed

>>735172026
No they didn't, and if i met u in person and u were spouting like this I'd plug the leak, you keep yelling, but that doesn't make anything you've said true.

Awkward mouthbreathing troll, gov worker trying to get ppl, or a dumbass that enlisted. I'm not sure which one u r, regardless, i pity u