Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Still here and still smashed
I am straight
>>735150460
Na you aint telling me shit
>>735150521
thats what I thought
>>735150573
Hah.
>>735150378
Lmao keep being angry
>>735150573
Gay
>>735150573
quit bullshiting
>>735150587
God you can be so silly
>>735150573
>tfw no cute anime girl to live in your coffee cup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddj8SFQWck4
>>735150623
Yeah thats right, stay safe behind that monitor boy
>>735150706
faggot, we need to make you into a man, drink more
>>735150725
Syndra where is your trip
>>735150587
or what, you'll hunt me down?
>>735150612
>>735150632
>>735150623
>>735150725
Bullies :c
>>735150719
don't drink her
>>735150819
Internet Tough Guy Syndrome
>>735150819
But me more count
>>735150882
Dont need to, you know where I am, com at me if you wanna catch these hadns
>>735150940
go ahewad, call hanna and have her give you my location and see just how tough I am
>>735150555
drunk snugs
>>735151038
nigga we'll drink 100% like men
>>735151046
Where would that be
ahah dude I'm over her but I keep bringing her up
Also I'm a cancerous erp hugbox now
>>735151163
Go ahead, call her, you wont cause you aint got shit
If Im cancer, why arent you dead
>erp now
>now
Always been that dumbass
>>735151046
laughin so much that my sides exploded, but it happened with such force that my sides reached escape velocity and achieved orbit.
Yuno fucked up and now hes going full cringe. Oh yeah. This is why I keep coming to /waifu/.
What the fuck is going on
>>735151066
Way drunk snugs
>>735151090
I want to be dom ed by someone tho
bop
What even is this?
>>735150882
What else do you think we're here for?
>>735151307
Na nigga the reason you come is you aint got friends irl and is lonely
>>735151345
Thats fucking gay
>>735150882
You did ask for it.
-sighs and gets into his blue pj's, pulling down the blanket on his cot. He hopes wherever ika is, she's warm and safe.-
>>735151247
uh huh, aint nothing but a hoe and a trick
>>735151345
drunk pats too ?
>>735151453
You're whiter than milk and wonder bread's baby, stop acting black
>>735151408
>weekly catchups every Wednesday
>Pathfinder every weekend
>random get togethers through the weekend
>working with great people
Its totally no IRL friends.
>>735151243
Yeah sure, lemme call her up right now
>>735151390
Be good pals and play vidya?
>>735151418
only from you master uwu
How's college fam
>>735151600
Nigga yo ass wouldnt even be here if that were the case
lmao
>>735151676
Its Thursday here lamo
>>735151676
Stop projecting and appropriating black culture LUL
>>735151722
Excuses boy
>>735151408
I know but I don't feel comfortable being a lead >>735151550
Of you ask nicely
>>735151844
>being the bitch
Jesus dude you're a disappointment, if you're gonna be a queer, at least be the man
>>735151924
Only steers and queers come from Texas
And you don't look like a steer
>>735151617
uwu count: 188
DUBS CHECKED
Boring
>>735151924
I can't. I'm much to nervous.
>>735152066
Syndra baby, you still got namesync?
>>735152155
You disgust me
>>735151844
I do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
Goodnight thread.
>>735152214
I'm sorry: I just can't do it I become a nervous wreck
>>735152214
Being sub > dom anyway
Anal feels good uwu
>>735151617
And then...?
>>735152066
Kai?
Dropout, it's not worth it
>>735152291
Banter and no bullying?
>>735152274
You're a lost cause, I'm going to vidya now, bye
>>735152265
Nights Mai
I have a thing for sassy thicc women.
>>735152262
You haven't today?
>>735152373
I know. Bye
>>735152472
That's not thicc, its fat
>>735152295
Tell me! ^w^
Maybe, but I only have one class left today.
>>735152485
I think not
>>735152806
Nyaa
Oh nice
And I have today off, tomorrow will just be us signing some papers
>>735152940
Then ask today bb
>>735152806
Okay ignore me faggot
I'm gonna use my Jew magic to directly attack your credit score
>>735152337
Close, but no.
Actually ask me anything
>>735152973
why am I the "bb" now ?
>>735153308
Banter and friendship?
>>735153343
Because?
>>735152946
How about some wargame then?
Oh, and I have tomorrow off.
>>735153459
because ?
>>735153682
Yeah because
>>735153450
Getting closer, you'll get there eventually.
>>735153450
Tell syndra to stop ignoring me
>>735153614
When you get good
I should only be busy during the morning
There's a changing officer parade next week, I should probably be working on my parade boots over the weekend
>>735153812
No friendship and banter?
Hello who can I marry
>>735153915
Me! I'm a single virgin male of course!
>>735153769
because what though ?
>>735153915
You're my bitch so me
>>735153960
Fuck off
>>735153960
Me too, we'll be a perfect fit.
>>735153982
I don't know it's just something to call you
>>735154021
Eat your heart out anon~
>>735154036
I've never done anything before where should we start?
>>735154036
But I'm a better choice.
I'm the same but I have a lot of money
>>735154117
>I've never done anything before
*keks heartily*
>>735154177
Well beside fap and pics. Those don't count since it's mostly just me
>>735153881
You're still missing the key ingredient.
>>735153881
Now then?
Sounds lame.
>>735154217
What about all your ERP lul
>>735154117
well then you should be the bb then
>>735154265
Heh I guess but that seems rather unimportant compared to actual acts. Besides nobody but me has seen my dick in recent years to my knowledge
>>735154225
I know it's not bullying
What is it
>>735154235
Never, Shiki will be jealous
It is lame
>>735154343
Why?
>>735154372
bullying, you heretic.
>>735154377
fits you
>>735154518
Nah that's just silly
>>735154138
Who are you?
Sounds promising.
>>735154021
A-am I?
>>735154117
We have to get to know each other, so intubate sex?
>>735154478
I don't deserve such bullying
I dindu nuffin
>>735150478
Miia from monster musume
>>735154571
Intubate?
>>735154694
What's that?
>>735154731
I don't know and I'm too lazy drunk to google it right now....
Gran Turismo 3 was sooooooooo worth the $20.
>>735154562
I'll keep it as snugs then
>>735154372
That okay.
Fits you I guess.
>>735154861
That's fine I guess
>>735154791
Oh my phone
Intimate*
>>735154860
falling for you wasn't worth the heartbreak
>>735154989
Oh uh how should I um do that? I've never done anything like that
>>735155061
I'm the one who's gonna marry Aikawa and make sweet intimate love to him
>>735154624
except be a heretic.
>>735154911
alright well then good night snugs
>>735155036
https://youtu.be/P3ue1JPFXEU
>>735155148
Oh uh cool....... lucky you......
>>735155211
Night qt fan art
>>735155061
Same, so prepare something for when I'mback later!
>>735155148
Taiga?
>>735154898
But is it
whoa actually rude
>>735155149
>>735155291
not fan art
>>735155386
What would you want?
>>735155386
Don't do it with tomoko, please.
I love you
>>735155445
Why, Who are you?
>>735155443
Something nice and intimate!
>>735155538
I'm not sure how to do that I'm sorry. They probably are right too. I'm just some neet
>>735155393
Yeah, whats the worst that could happen.
>>735155538
Sorry I forgot pic.
Because I want to marry you and Tomoko doesn't really love you. He's kinda of a slut.
>>735155770
Slut implies I actually have relationships with people. I'm actually quite alone
>>735155883
Well are a slut.
First hanako then mash, for an example.
>>735155975
What does it matter I erp? I'm not in a relationship and I'm alone. Honestly it's not too wacky.
>>735156113
Well if you ERP with a lot of people your basically a slut
>>735150555
Still queer and still here
>>735156171
How so? I'm just alone is all. It fills the human warmth I miss dearly. >>735156327
Still rude as fuck
>>735156391
Its not like I'm trying to be rude
>>735155753
Shiki telling me how my taste is bad and that I should die
also, telling me he had popcorn for dinner
>>735156589
Gee maybe you could restrain yourself to not calling me queer every time I talk to you or something? Isn't that just a wild fucking idea?
>>735156675
It's just my way of greeting you
>>735156734
I'd prefer if you wouldn't do that when greeting me. It makes me feel poorly
>>735156617
But thats true and will happen anyways.
...what
>>735156823
why?
>>735156391
Then how come you jumped on the first person who wants to marry someone
>>735156879
I don't know. It just does.
>>735156901
As if i wouldn't take human affection if it was offered. Besides they don't sound serious
>>735156964
that's weird
you should probably see a doctor about that
>>735157113
I'm not seeing a fucking doc. Costs too much money and it won't help.
>>735156853
Shiki is rude
And you're worse
Shiki is a poorfag and barely eats
>>735156964
That's literally what a slut would do
>>735157222
still queer
>>735157253
Good.
I am aware, but what
>>735155770
I'm back now
Are you the K-on? And how much money do you have?
>>735154860
Was it though?
>>735157331
A slut implies we fuck. I've erp a few times and all that. That doesn't make me a slut. I couldn't touch a person I've erped with let alone please them. I would have a panic attack if they were that close.
>>735157347
Whatever.
>>735157379
He was debating whether or not to have dinner. His plans for dinner were popcorn
That was months ago
>>735157222
Ok
I forgot Americans don't have free healthcare LOL
>>735154860
Gran Turismo 4 is superior.
>>735157444
I already had it, but its not worth 20 USD.
>>735157502
I mean it's a PS2 game, I'm not sure it's worth 10 any more. With a few exceptions the prices on those things just kind of went down.
>>735157497
Yeah yeah I government spends all that money jerking themselves off being the world police. It's a plié of shit because their citizens suffer. I haven't seen a doc since before I was 18. I just can't have that debr.
Tomo
>>735157444
Yes.
>>735157502
I have 4 as well, but prefer 3. Plus, this was brand new, never opened. Still has the fucking decoder thing from a promotion they had in 2002!
>>735157784
Thats not right.
>>735157602
They should either be negligible or free though.
>>735157784
Really?
>>735157876
Well as long as idiots keep buying them...
>>735157637
What age are you now?
>>735157876
How so?
>>735157930
Yes.
>>735157975
Turned 20 a bit ago. This country doesn't care and neither do I.
Tomo
Going to a doctor doesn't help most of the time, in my experience
>>735157462
You're an ERP slut
>>735157860
I should try to get back into talking to him
But eh, I feel like he doesn't like me much
>>735157994
>>735158158
why won't syndra talk to me
>>735158120
They help with physical stuff most of the time I think
>>735158124
Because I have nothing
>>735158256
But that's what I meant by slut.
>>735157994
Its an outdated game for an old console.
>>735157930
This is true.
>>735158290
Well what are you anon?
>>735157994
As long as you're enjoying it I guess.
>>735158306
Plus, old games are often pretty great. I just emulate them though.
>>735158504
I just grabbed them while I had the console and still have said consoles.
>>735158306
So, because it's old, it's bad?
>>735158504
You KNOW I am!
>>735158648
Well no. Its just not as good as other games.
>>735158256
Physical problems aren't always a simple fix. Massage therapy and physiotherapy were supposed to help me, but I'm always in pain
>>735158769
I'm nostalgic as fuck over it, since I spent a large portion of my childhood with it. All my other discs were completely scratched, so I figured I may as well buy a brand new one. No regrets.
>>735158773
I said most of the time. At least for me they did. Mental problems seem to be much harder. Or more expensive I dont know anymore.
>>735158729
I hope someone
>>735158626
I got rid of most of my old consoles when I moved up here. Too much to move.
>>735158648
In fairness, I know that you'd enjoy pretty much anything with cars.
>>735158870
Mental are both. Even more so when what they try doesn't help at all to reduce the problem
>>735158959
I never thought they would help anyways. Why lose a consistent source of income?
>steam lets you resume downloads after turning computer off
Guess I won't have to kill myself just yet,
>>735159324
that makes sense though
>>735159417
I was unsure since I don't use steam much and risked it yesterday.
>>735159525
happy downloading vidya anon
>>735159637
I'll be happier when it finishes, until then I have to tidy up the house a bit.
Or at least that's what I planned to do yesterday.
Obama brainwashed Elliot Rodger to hate woman through the popular Japanese anime Cory in the house. Obama did this so he could get adventist to take our guns away. The evidence clearly proves this theory.
DAILY REMINDER TO KILL ALL HOMOSEXUALS AND TRANSGENDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>735159722
Best of luck. Hope it goes well
>>735159943
Please do, I wish for death.
>>735159943
>>735159943
>kissu,