Was promised birthday sex and I'm not getting it. Help

kill yourself, always works for me

>>735134327
you didn't receive birthday sex because you are unattractive

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Boobs make it better?

>>735135726
OP why are you replying to your own thread with random pics

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>>735134327
go ask why.

Tits and timestamp or get the duck out learn the rules

Because I forgot you guys are boob people so I put one up instead. Not that hard to figure out

How do I get a time stamp when I'm on my phone and not an old camera like that doesn't work like that

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>>735136279
>>735136434
>doesn't know how to reply to posts
>pretends not to know timestamps

I'll bump this just because I'm enjoying the bait

Had an ex cheat on me and stood me up on my birthday.

Next day went out and fucked me a random bitch took pics sent them to her and dumped her.

So fucking what if i don't know how to reply to a specific post. And I'm not an idiot, I know what time stamps are

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>>735137240
either timestamp a sexual organ or fuck off op

>picture related

>>735137240
newfag gtfo or lurk moar

if you weren't an idiot you'd know this

>>735134327
Don't worry anon, I'm sure your dad will deliver next year.

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>>735137542

>>735138097
Do you know the difference between time and date ?

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>>735138170

>>735138097
>datestamping

>>735138097
now hold it by your pussy and we're good to go

>>735138097
>no time
>cleavage rather than tit
eh

what time is it there OP? still a chance to get fuk later or too late?

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>>735138393

>>735138952
oh shit ok put the bra back on please

>>735138952
alright now we're getting somewhere.

would getting naked and debasing yourself for us make you feel better? I think it might

>>735138952
Jesus Christ what the fuck is that?

>>735139164
My photos aren't posting right side up, can't help it

>>735138952
im curious if you get any sex at all with those tits

>>735139416
keep posting, maybe they'll come good

I was supposed to get birthday sex, and Christmas sex and i got neither and no presents for two years. Until today, maybe

>>735139450
I actually do. I know my tits aren't perky but I've seen way worse

>>735134327
Don't want it and you'll get it, also don't mope it makes it worse. I know it's hard not to be frustrated but try not to show it

>>735134327
Happy Birthday! Now take a wad of cash and your sorry ass to a strip club

>>735134327
Maybe it's because you have a dick.

>>735138952
Who was supposed to fuck you and why didn't it happen ?

>>735140676
A fuck buddy who never texted me back about it

Austin/Tyler?

>>735141089
Oh. Was a shit fuck buddy. Did you text to see where he was? It sounds like you need to start a reserve team.

>>735141299
Nah, not that desperate for him. Just cock. And I had a reserve team at one point but they were all too vanilla for my taste

>>735141533
In what way were they too vanilla?

>>735134327
More ass

>>735141871
All they wanted was a basic fuck. I don't want an equal in bed, i want a superior.

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>>735142023

Anyone show belly button close

>>735142106
I'm sure you're a great fuck, I want to pin your feet to your ears and deep dick you. But what's too vanilla, no choking , slapping?

>>735142594
No choking, no slapping, no restraints, basically I had too much control for my liking

>>735142272
Moaar. Bent over no panties.

>>735134327
Remember when /b/ would raise their harpoons with pride now its a bunch of fucking kids that drool over the fastest asses and nastiest titties.

Fuckin shame it is fucking shame.

>>735142795
So you're a submissive slut. I want to put my hand around your throat, bite your bottom lip and fill you up.

>>735134327
i would give you birthday sex if you were close by and it were convenient for me :)

>>735143071
Remember when /b was good?

>>735143326
no

>>735143326
/b/ was never good.

>>735134327
time to break up with her, anon. she has to know you won't put up with that shit

>>735135944
>bcuz i'm tired and got a headache

>>735138952
fucking gross
put that shit away

>>735138952
Can you write "Sam <3" between those flapjacks?
p&t