Hello, /b/! CYOA time! RULES: 1. Dubs chooses what action takes

>>735130884
Start furiously masturbating.

>>735130884
Find animal and strangle it

>>735130983
reroll

>>735131000
Witnessed, I'm right on it!

>>735131000
Winrar

Give cunnilingus to an umbrella

>>735131099
Dubs but someone got trips

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You find a squirrel and strangle it do death.

>>735131284

fuck Jazmine DuBois now

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>>735131284
Forgot to colour in head.

>>735131284
Penetrate said squirrel, and use it as dick armor

skull fuck a ten year old

Find a person, and feed them the squirrel to make them join you

>>735131284
Skin, eat and wear the squirrel

>>735131365
Buttfuck the corpse

>>735131411
winrar

Rape a nation

>>735131365
Where is the umbrella

>>735131455
>>735131411
double winrar

jerk it to the dead body

>>735131411
>inb4 OP is a faggit

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You throw the squirrel to the ground and proceed to skull fuck the nearest ten year old.

(She is not a nigger, she has nice, long, light brown hair.)
>>735131530
Refer to rule 5

feed the dead squirrel to the ten yr old

>>735131715
I don't fucking know how to draw a small child getting skull fucked.

That red is blood, by the way.

>>735131715
Fashion a corpse sword from the squirrel and ten year old. She's clearly dead, because her brain was penetrated by the two foot cock.

eat one of andy sixx's logs

>>735131813
rerollllllllllllllll

>>735131715
pathetic

>>735131844
Winrar

>>735131769
relol

Put the squirrel in your ass

>>735132004
No

>>735132004
Reroll

Put on KKK clothes

>>735130884
have man give up skull fucking 10 year olds and settle down with a nice wife and have baby while man gets sales position with a dirt and gravel distributor

>>735132147
Re:Re:Roll

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>>735131813
You look at the now dead small child and squirrel, and a thought comes into mind.

What if you were to fashion a weapon from these resources?

Shove the squirrel up the girls ass

8bit man opens a restaraunt

>>735132177
Shove the weapon into dickhole

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>>735132177
You create a sword out of the corpse of the squirrel and child.

Being made of flesh, however, it quickly droops and becomes almost useless.

>>735132242
Reroll

>>735132147
Thus.

>>735131825
roll

>>735132259
Throw it into a road, so that someone must stop. When they stop, snap their neck. With your dick.

>>735130884

New rule!

NO ANDY SIXX! I fucking hate that shit, so no.
Just fucking no.

>>735132259
Man fights a white night for his armour

>>735132449
reroll

Eat the sword

become a furfag and fuck a dog

>>735132484
come the fuck on reroll

Rape a nation, preferably some niggers

>>735132519
yes. reroll

>>735131825
rollol

>>735132449
rel

>>735132547
That seems like a very complicated rule, which breaks rule 2.

Besides, niggers? Really? Do I want to get aids?

>>735132259
Call your mother. Bait her there. Beat her unconscious with the weapon, then penetrate her skull.

>>735132610
Complicated action*

>>735132525
roll

>>735132652
Reroll plos

>>735131825
kek

>>735132662
socloseyetsofar
rerolll nigger jew

>>735132525
rolling

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Now you dance to What So Not.

>>735132740
Nigger Jew? How would that work?
Would they confront you in an alley, hold up a loan contract, and say "Oy vey, cracka, gimme yo cash."?

Eat the weapon

>>735132525
rolllll

>>735132147
this

>>735132887
87
post above has "in '87 Huey released this".
>>735132876
Is kek trying to say something?

Also >>735132887 was 1 off from trips

>>735132525
roll goddamnit

>>735132147
this on

have man give up skull fucking 10 year olds and settle down with a nice wife and have baby while man gets sales position with a dirt and gravel distributor

>>735132259
Get in a penis fight with your five husbands

>>735132259
Make a noose out of child and squirrel

>>735132525
rollin

>>735133072
gayest reroll i've ever done.
reroll

>>735133087
rolling for this

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>>735132997
Yes.
Reroll get for dance party with disco ball.

>>735133072
lol this

>>735133117
pls gay dicks
reroll

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>>735133144
Winrarrrrrrrrrr. Gimmie dat disco.

>>735133144
check em

>>735133200
dub dubs

I pull up 4chan on my phone and complain about normies.

REEEEEEEEE

>>735133144
>>735133200
Damn son i got dubs checkin my dubs.

>>735133365
wat

>>735133398
Almost got dubs check'n dubs check'n dubs

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You throw the fleshy sword away and a disco ball comes out of the sky, flashing.

You hear disco music blaring from the ground, but oddly enough, not muffled at all. You feel the sudden urge to dance, and you do!

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>>735133643

>>735133676
>blood still on the ground

Nice attention to detail.

>>735133072
roll

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>>735133676
Yes. I am pleased.
Begin to do furious masturbation while papa shrek watches.

>>735133072
rolll for ghey dix

>>735130884
NEW RULE

I want to promote creativity, so I will allow for a maximum of four rerolls.

Be more creative and think of some funny shit!

I want my sides to be in orbit while making these.

>>735133072
rollrollroll

>>735133676
Begin combat with GIGA nigga as you soon relies that is his groovy tunes your listening to

have an orgy with gay old men

>>735133878
Reroll

post memes on 4chan

>>735133676
use one of the kid's bones as a dildo and shove it up ass

>>735133921
old man orgy

shoot your mum

>>735134012
kek this

>>735133921
roll i guess

>>735133855
Dubsget
Okay so a wild magic carpet appears
You take a bong rip while heading to a swamp on said carpet.

eat food

>>735134122
ayeee lmaooo

A deer shows up to dance. It's dancing better than you are. Other animals start to take notice of you being completely humiliated by the deer, who is clearly the superior dancer.

>>735134122
lol nice
make sure pay attention to the detail on their wrinkly balls

>>735134221
Roll

throw the sword at the disco ball, making it fall and fashion said disco ball into a helmet

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The disco ball vanishes, and two old men show up.

One proceeds to fuck you in the ass, while the other jacks off. You all cum at the same time, and the one jacking off blows a massive load, getting cum all over the bloody flesh sword.

>>735134299
Refer to rule 5

recruit old men to join you and travel to the closest town

>>735134152
reroll cause 420

>>735134844
OP here
Should you take the cum covered bloody flesh sword with you?

It's starting to go bad.

>>735134927
no.

>>735134844
town is full of 10 year olds , skull fuck rampage

>>735134927
yes but give it to one of the old men. it's in far more capable hands that way.

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Commit suicide.

>>735135033
rape jesus at the pearly gates

>>735135033
/thread

>>735135033
our journey would've ended here if not for rule 5

this is better than a neural network

You convince the old men to join you on your quest, and you all travel to the nearby village.

Once you get there, your ass hole gapes open, and cum runs down your leg in a stream.

Also, it turns out the dude who came in your ass was a midget.

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>>735135695
forgot pic

Yes, that is a mansion shaped like a dick.

quickly plug hole in ass with exactly five and a half dildos

cup semen running down leg and throw at the companion who bleweth the load

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>>735135772
Stretch your asshole until it can withstand the size of the erect mansion and have the midget suck you off while you ride on the mansion and get throat fucked by the second old man
Check em

actually force your way into the dick mansion and ask for a black russian

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Die gagging on you own dick.

>>735136111
black russian deliver

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You approach the mansion.

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You move towards the door.

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You go inside, yell out "I need a black russian!", but to no prevail. It appears the lobby is empty!

To your left, you have an elevator.

To your right, you have a hallway.

Behind you, you have the exit.

Wat do?

fuck, no black russian. take right door

Take the elevator to the roof

>>735136785
and then you allahuakbar in the hotel lobby.

Cut off your finger

>>735136785
Push the secret button behind a panel on the door and enter the steamy bird sex room

>>735137097
rolling for this

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>>735137010
REROLLGET

Close your dick in the elevator doors

Unhinge the door and equip it as a shield, than go to the roof to see if any monsters require slaying

>>735136785
Take right door.

>>735137251
Rerolling niggas

>>735136785
elevator, too lazy to walk

Chop off your dick and eat it... You must be hungry

>>735137235
Reroll

Draw a pentagram on the ground with the cum dripping out of your ass, and proceed to recite incantations until Satan arrives

>>735137596
rollin

>>735137674
Wow can we get this
reroll

take elevator, arrive in room with devil who will grant a wish

>>735137596
ah shit

>>735137757
rehole

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>>735136785

Fuck this girl

>>735137235
nigger please

>>735137831

This tbh

Shit on the floor and commence screeching

>>735137831

rollin

>>735137831

this

>>735137831
Might as well

>>735137757
roll

>>735137831

Fuck OP in the ass

>>735137831
Make it happen OP

>>735137674
WHERE HAVE THE DUB GODS GONE

Roll #2

>>735137831

All for this

>>735137831
This, but in her ass

>>735137831
This, but in her pussy

>>735137831

THIS

BUT IN HER MOUTH

>>735137757
Roll

>>735137831

This but cum on her chest

>>735138107
>>735138067
>>735138039
>>735137969
>>735137938
>>735137918
>>735137895
hey samefaggot you can only roll 4 times to promote creativity, kys nigger

also roll>>735137757

>>735137831

This but cum on her face

Find jasmine dubois and tie her down, rubbing the tip of your penis against the lips of her vagina but than pull away and smash her head in the doorway

>>735138213
OP here
Thanks for telling them :)

>>735137831

THIS BUT ON HER ASS

Take the elevator down to the rape dungeon

>>735138279
Reroll
Get

>>735137831

ON HER TEETH

CUM ON HER TEETH

>>735138283
no prob bb (;
I like your thread btw, not enough ppl do this anymore
that cancerous fag has angered the dubs godz and now there are no gets to be had

>>735137831

FUCK HER GOOD

>>735137831

FUCK HER RAW

>>735137831

FUCK HER HARD

Pull out your phone and get into a CYOA thread, roll dubs, and save the day.

>>735137831

IN HER GOD DAMN ASSHOLE

>>735138423
kys samefag this post is fucking dead

>>735137831

AND SPIT ON HER TITTIES

>>735138477
Doesn't count man ...
Too many rerolls

>>735138477
I'd like to take over this dubs as it is cancer, and instead suggest you go into the elevator where you arrive in hell

>>735137831

MAKE HER GARGLE YOUR CUM

>>735138608
roll

>>735137831

FUCKING FUCK HER GOOD

>>735138610
Shut the fuck up dude

Hang yourself

>>735138608
Roll

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here u cucks.

>>735137831

YEAAAAAH THEN CUM NIGGER CUM

>>735136785
I want to take the elevator.

>>735137831

OOOOOOOOOOO YEAH FUCK HER

>>735138788
OP here
Thank the dubs gods, on it right now!

>>735138734
Reroll

>>735137831

FUCK THAT FUCKING CUNT YEAAAAAAH

>>735138766
>>735138788
Dubbadubz

>>735136785
Fuck samefags asshole

>>735137831

FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKIN GOOD

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>>735138870

hope the op hasnt abandoned us

>>735137831

AND THEN CUM ON HER ASSHOLE

>>735138836
thank you senpai

>>735137831

NOT JUST ANY ASSHOLE

JAZZYS ASSHOLE

>>735137831

AND MAKE IT GOOD

>>735138929
Don't know why OP hasn't yet with the amount of autism in this thread

>>735137831

TASTY LIKE LEMONADE

>>735137831

LEMONADE FROM SWEET GEORGIA

>>735137831

WHERE THE COTTON IS SOFT BUT THE HEARTS SOFTER

>>735137831

AND WHERE THE SUN SHINES BUT THE PEOPLE AINT BRIGHT JUST LIKE PA USED TO SAY

>>735139245
Plz stop

>>735139245
Kys

Kys

>>735139280
>>735139284
don't give the retard attention
just wait foar OP to return

>>735137831

AND MAMA?

MAMA HAD A FEW CHOICE WORDS TO SPEAK OF KENTUCKY

>>735137831

LIKE THIS ONE TIME

>>735137831

WE WAS SITTIN ON HER PORCH DRINKIN SOME VIRGINIA ICED TEA

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You call the elevator, and the door opens.

Upon looking at the panel, you see it has only one button, labeled "Roof"

>>735137831

MAMA ALWAYS LIKED HER TEA, YOU SEE

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You press the button, and the doors close.
You begin your ascent.

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>>735139528
Shit, I accidentally saved that as a micro.
Forget that.
The doors open to reveal the roof. The lush, green landscape appears in the distance with a clear, sunny sky.

>>735137831

BUT NOT TODAY, BECAUSE THE NEW TEA LEAVES FARMER HAD FOUND HERSELF INTO OUR GOOD STATE OF VIRGINIA ALL THE WAY FROM KENTUCKY

>>735139582
Wut do?

>>735137831

AND THIS NEW FARMER, SHE COULDNT TELL HER WAY AROUND A TEA LEAF LIKE A BLOODHOUND ROUND A SWAMP

>>735139068
Maybe you haven't realised
I feed off of autism.
The more retarded someone acts, the stronger I get.

It was a god send that I happened upon 4chan.

I shall soon grow so strong that not even God can stop me.

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>>735139582
>>735139619
I want to jump out the window to the lushness

>>735137831

SO MAMA MADE THE MISTAKE OF A PURCHASE YOU SEE

Jump off the roof

>>735139785
The elevator leads directly to the roof. You can step out and walk around. No barrier is keeping you inside the elevator.

No safety rails, either.

>>735139582
Hmm... I want... I want to look around for any tools like a big hammer.

>>735139802
Reroll

>>735139844
>>735138788
Wohoo! Two dubs in a row!!!

>>735139802
rollll

>>735139802
>>735139842
>>735139844
>>735139862
>>735139932
>>735139938

YOU KNOW WHAT MAMA FIRST SAID AFTER THAT VERY FIRST SIP?

>>735132184
reroll!!!!!!!!!

>>735140002

SHE SAID :

>>735138788
>>735139844
Here, hoping for a parachute instead of hammer xD

>>735140234

SON,

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You walk out onto the roof and immediately see a tool bag.
You walk over to it, and peer inside.

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>>735140444
I got trips.

Also, upon peering inside, you find a massive fucking dildo.

It's easily ten inches long and eight inches in circumference. Dear god, you could kill somebody with this thing.

>>735140444
Chexed

I want to look in... Hoping to pull out a parachute hammer.

Yes... I made it exist.

There's a dead puppy in the tool bag

>>735140523re

>>735140507
Throw the dildo off the tower at the two old men who joined your quest earlier

>>735140693
This

You jack off the dildo 3 times and a dildo genie comes out of it to grant you 3 wishes

Use the dildo on OP

>>735140932
Roll

>>735140932
This

>>735140932
This

>>735140951
Roll

>>735140932
Rerolling

>>735140951
rollin

>>735140932
This again

>>735141144
Winner

Befriend the dildo, and name him Albert

>>735141144
Oh damn, sorry man. Only 4 rerolls.

>>735141222
Wow, I got trips twice in this thread.
I'm OP.
I think Kek is saying that he likes these threads very much.

Use the dildo to tear a hole in the space time continuum, then go back in time to fuck yourself during the old man orgy

>>735141144
refer to
>>735133855

Repressed memories of when your uncle raped you with a dildo resurface

>>735141438
This

>>735141438
This again

>>735141438
Roll

>>735141339
this

>>735141438
Roll again

>>735141339
Roll

In the dildo is a parachue that has rockets attatched.

>>735141339
roollll

>>735141577
HOLY FUCK, 3 DUBS GUYS
I'VE GOTTEN US TO THE ELEVATOR, TO THE BAG... AND NOW... DICKCHUTE

>>735141577
Kick kek cuck

>>735141617

>>735141761
Shit in my mouth please