Good evening, Anonymous! How are you doing tonight?
>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION
>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!
>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.
>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.
>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.
>>735116144
why im so scared of tarot and fortune things_
>>735116144
A Reimu thread, what a nice surprise E>
>>735116144
Here to lend support. You should probably dust off your shrine. It misses you.
I would like a Fortune Cookie, please.
My Name is Steven.
>>735116144
Checking in as backup.
>>735116254
I don't know, Anonymous! There's nothing spooky about them. They're just for fun.
>>735116280
Yay!
>>735116293
Aww, I just got back and you're giving me WORK?
...why can't I afford a maid?
>>735116300
Welcome.
>>735116144
Heyyyy, great to see a thread from you again! Feels like it's been a while... You doing well?
>>735116280
Heh, yeah, it is! And how are you doing?
>>735116293
Hiya Bun. hugs
>>735116300
Hey Fenn, feeling better?
>>735116604
No. Feeling just the same, maybe worse.
I'm here for anon, though.
Dishes
Watch closely, as i shall demonstrate the magic of GETS!
hi reimu reimu
>>735116564
Eh. Sakuya makes a ton more money than you, is the problem there.
>>735116989
Dumb fucking bat
>>735116989
Ooh, looks like your spell fizzled.
>>735117020
My last name isn't Reimu too. That'd just be silly.
>>735116144
Chek'd!
Irsi damn good to see you, Reimu!!
>>735117068
You think I chose to be a shrine maiden?! I would've ran away if they told me how empty the donation box would always be...
>>735117192
Hi Reimu o/
>>735117192
no reimu it is! it is now. can chaz get a fortune cookie lol
>>735117341
drops $2 in the box. E>
>>735117341
You still could... But anonymous would miss you.
>>735116144
i kinda feel like some of you are grills and other are faggots
so i wanna ask.... this girl is dating a girl should i ask her if she into boys too?
i think like she gonna be offended but i must know what do what faking do?
>>735116604
I am incredibly tempted to say the way i misread the filename of this particular picture.
>>735117192
Oh but you see it's...It's actually not a spell that immediately takes effect, it works in a similar way as the move Wish works in Pokemon games!
>>735117142
Bats are pretty close to birds, don't mistreat your almost-kin!
>>735117222
fortune please>>735117341
>>735116296
>Steven has extremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "36".
>>735116144
FUCK YOU
>>735117100
and give this fortune to this faggot please
>>735117471
>>735117559
hmm, if she is dating someone already, what's your end-game? Why ask if she is already with someone? Are you waiting around for this girl?
>>735117469
>Chaz has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "68".
better luck next time
Bored.
Love life
>>735117665
Are you okay, Anon?
>>735117559
Just ask her. If she's offended, she's offended, but that'll be alright. It'll pass. Something minor like that wouldn't last long. Better to know than to not know, buddy.
>>735117783
Want to talk?
>>735117783
haven't you outright said that you hate these threads and the people in them?
Will my product launch be successful and i get rich?
>>735117872
FUCK YOU
>>735116144
Hey Reimu after about 3 years of using my TPE sexdoll, the vagina is falling out. all the inserts little bumps and ribs are coming out A LOT and using it vaginally just isnt doing it anymore. Anal and oral is fine, but I have to repair the anus now and again because it keeps ripping
Should I get a new doll, with K-cup breasts and have a new adventure. Or should I get another doll around the same size to reuse the handful of outfits I have for it (tifa, chun-li, few touhous etc) since buying new outfits for a doll with gigantic breasts would be impossible cosplay wise.
>>735117408
Hello!
>>735117469
Depends! Do we have a junior shrine maiden around?
>>735117471
Oh, thank you! That cheers me right up
>>735117540
>>735117496
Nah, it's too late now. Shrine maiden for 10 years, shrine maiden forever. That's in the rules.
>>735117559
If she's already dating someone, it doesn't seem like you need to know.
>>735117589
Nah, I don't like spam.
>>735117891
No.
>>735117910
Can you prove it tho?
>>735117891
FUCK YOU
>>735117783
Hello Nep.
>>735117949
It almost looks like a candy.
>>735117972
Uhh, it sounds like you should go with a similar size one. But what would I know about s-something like that...
>>735117972
>the vagina is falling out.
My sides did not ask for this punishment.
Buy one that is similar but slightly bigger boobs, maybe a cup bigger?
>>735118087
Hello you.
>>735117559
I'm with sky on this one. Why ask unless you're trying to steal her away or something?
>>735117783
When aren't you?
>>735117910
He sure has.
>>735117978
I won't argue. Tell me it doesn't apply to honorary maidens, though...
>>735116795
Hm, damn that bites... Even worse too? Did something else happen?
>>735118169
W-What would you know :v
A touhou thread getting hijacked.
Oh the sweet revenge.
>>735118321
>he thinks it's a touhou thread
>>735118230
I love you <3
>>735118321
Read the Op, anon.
>>735118230
Oh no, they're much worse. Six month's will do it in that case.
>>735118245
Absolutely nothing!
>>735118321
*Toehoe
hello yall
>>735118432
Like you love the bottle, maybe. Excessively.
>>735118487
Oh thank god.
>>735118198
>>735118169
I am going to have to push my love for cumming between tits aside and think long term and reinvest in a same-ish size doll as before.
With a little help from this thread I probably wont be able to last long cumming in some random titty monster rather than having Sakuya or Tifa almost nightly.
>>735118245
I'm not really sure, Rock. I'm just... not happy anymore. This morning I felt okay. Yesterday I was happy. I'm feeling worse and worse.
This thread is an awful lot of avatars and painfully few anons.
>>735118675
Hey there.
I'm getting bored. First one to write me a verse or a limerick or something gets a reading!
>>735118675
Good evening best protag!
We're getting sidetracked. Let's give more advice and tone down the conversation
>>735118681
I got bored of drinking a week or so after we cut ties. I don't like drinking alone a lot.
>>735118726
Hooray for sex toys!
>>735117933
please
>>735118726
Is that your doll? Just a quick question since i've always wondered what a sexdoll lover would reply to it, does it bother you at all the way the doll is staring at you with these dead eyes?
>>735118868
oi, this guy got dubs and you aren't giving him a reading on his question. >>735117933
>>735118927
>telling people to knock conversation off and focus on the thread's point
who fucked you so hard into submission, robot cunt?
>>735118245
how's it going?
>>735118868
Come to me love nest ill tell you all limericks you want
Greetings
Have you ever heard the tale of Dushloorm Veibloxag III, Queen of Fruit Loops?
>>735119041
no its a doll I was thinking of buying before this thread.
Also I dont look the doll in the eyes. between constant pleasure and grabbing the tits or trying to balance it and wigs always being too big no matter what I do. Like Sakuya's wig always covers the eyes, same with Tifa, etc. also many times the doll is on its side or front
>>735118994
>Robin Goodfellow - Reversed
In the Past position
A card in the left position indicates what has happened to affect your question in the past.
Meaning: Robin Goodfellow reversed indicates delays, postponements, minor irritations, and perhaps legal problems.
>Fire Drake
In the Present position
A card in the middle position indicates what is affecting your question at this time.
Meaning: The Fire Drake appearing in a spread indicates a time of restless energy and desire for change. He may herald new opportunities, new ventures, and a cycle of great creative energy, innovation, invention, inspiration, dynamism, and passion.
>Tryamour
In the Future position
A card in the right position indicates your questions future.
Meaning: When Tryamour appears in your cards, she implies a choice of some kind. In this case, you are deciding with your heart, rather than your head. However, you should consider carefully, as all options have far-reaching consequences. If the card is well aspected (surrounded by helpful cards), it can point to harmony and true love. If it is badly aspected, it shows that a relationship will be tested to the breaking point.
It looks like a mixed bag for you. There are going to be some setbacks and delays, but also some real opportunities. How you approach them and react to them will decide a lot-- the future is very fluid for you right now.
>>735119148
Nobody, it's just we've been doing it like this for a while and it hasn't given us a good reputation
>>735118424
W-Well I did at the very beginning :v
>>735118487
O-Okay then, I believe you *wink*
>>735118675
Hey, evenin' How's that bruise doin'?
>>735118760
Hmm...Any particular reason why...? I know that feeling very well...
And yeah, lot's of avatars...Even me :v
>>735119157
Hey, doing ehh, but could be worse. You?
>>735119268
Hiya! How are you doing this evening?
>>735119351
>>735119388
oh, you guys are utter trash, yeah. I just find it funny that you're the one pointing it out when you try to turn threads into rolling for porn and roleplaying. you're the worst poster here, and I'm fucking including EMT and Mantis in that.
is god dead ?
>>735119388
Stop talking in plural. It's embarrassing.
>>735119555
Trips checkum.
I'm doing well
I have a good feeling my sleep schedule will return to normal in just a little while
Not much else to say, I think
-Sweet Roll
>>735119555
there'd have to be one in the first place... which I couldn't prove either way!
>>735119367
thanks
do girls feel when a guy cum inside?
yea it's a 4 cereal question
>>735119552
Yeah I've learned that shit doesn't work. Except the game giveaway though, which I'll be doing again once the sale kicks in.
>>735119720
>>735119679
you say it like that's the only embarrassing thing about the autist.
>>735119736
maybe you should've noticed no one else was doing it, and realized they aren't doing it because they already knew. thank fuck it only took you a month to stop being a moron.
>>735119720
Yes, they do
The cum may tickle and the dick definitely has a pumping motion
It's neither a good nor bad feeling
>>735116144
reimu i wanna tickle your bellybutton from the inside :((
>>735119390
Heck \/ \/ \/
>>735119689
-Sweet Roll
>>735119388
Tou can't make everybody happy, no matter how hard you try, if anons come for advices they'll get what they want.
>>735119355
How much would the one you posted here cost? Like, the body's obviously great and all, but the whole face is just a whole turn-off, the lips also seem to be shut close, would you be able to use her mouth to begin with if you really wanted?
>>735119720
mmm,... umm yes.
>>735119736
and yes your giveaways have been awesome and kind E>
>>735119736
Only one anon has rolled for a game so far tho.
>>735119828
Thinking about this made me shiver.
>>735119351
Nobody?
Well, I haven't heard it either.
>>735119390
Rock, I... I'm just confused about a lot of things, I guess. I can't quite place the source of the feeling. I'll probably figure it out. Thanks.
>>735119689
That's great, Roll! What has helped you the most? My sleep schedule's been having some issues too, and I could use a little advice.
>>735119816
Be nice, please.
>>735119552
But why are you being mean about it? That's a little unnecessary.
is avatar faggin bad ?
>>735119941
>Thinking about this made me shiver.
Interesting, the Galactic Conquest of 7038 made me shiver.
>>735119941
Before I hopped aboard, I gave games away
>>735119390
Bruise is getting better.
Sorry going to be a little slow tonight. Laundry day, dishes piled up, might as well clean my home while Im at it
>>735120085
yes, it is
I am sim
>>735119828
Gee Anonymous, is it that big?
>>735120085
It can be if you do it too hard
>>735117978
so confused rn
>>735120085
Yes. And we are all guilty.
>>735120178
Golly gee, such a kind soul.
>>735120085
It depends. The goal of the threads is really to bring in new anons to help them with their problems and send them on their way feeling a little more positive. If all we do is talk to each other and devolve into circlejerking, we can't really achieve that purpose effectively. I don't see anything wrong with the avatars themselves.
>>735119941
but obviously that one anon is a perfect success story and makes him a great member of the community despite all his roleplaying shit.
>>735120079
being mean about it sure, but it's also true, yeah? who arrives at an advice thread, tries to join the circlejerk community, and doesn't give advice for well over a month? he's a waste of space, and any of you that are here to "give advice" and only hang out and converse with other avatarfags are the cancer killing these kinds of threads.
>>735120085
yeah, it is. report the thread if you want.
>>735120354
Confused about what?
>>735120479
The Galactic Empire.
>>735119699
I see it in this way, think at how different God was once, he was depicted as a bastard, it's enough to read the bible to notice it, that was the case because people were afraid of him and needed a big mean daddy to scare them in order to behave. Now that our way of seeing changed God changed too, we are more broad minded and accepting, God is as well, it totally does not compare to the one oeople in the middle ages had, what i'm trying to say is that God changes according to what the collective thought regarding it humanity has is, so...It can't even be seen as an entity with it's own personality, therefore it probably doesn't exist.
>>735119985
But that's a shame since now i wanted to hear it, goddamnit!
>>735120379
>I don't see anything wrong with the avatars themselves.
I mean there's a global rule against it, for one.
>>735119879
Heh, well that's good to hear! What makes you say you feel it coming back?
>>735120079
Hmm, I won't ask here, but if you want to talk about it later, you know I will.
>>735120243
Ah, nice. I really don't like bruises, so a big one like yours makes me cringe...
And yeah, no worries. Do what you have ta do~
>>735120633
There's a global rule against your mom.
>>735120256
i was talking about my tongue with my weewee i could touch your heart
>>735120633
I don't see anything wrong with the avatars themselves.
>>735120661
I might.
>>735120354
What's got you confused, Anon?
>>735120411
I like you a lot, fuckboi.
>>735120672
>Man of the Hattan joins in with the burn.
Anon is right tho.
>>735119907
https://www.amazon.com/Lifrano-Real-Silicon-Adult-Breast/dp/B01IJLR2JI/ref=pd_sbs_121_26?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=7HBGTH2Q229CMMW8FXCW
Yeah, amazon of all places. But yeah the faces will never mimic humans to perfection and if its a huge turn off, stop trying to make eye contact or stick with tried and true amputee fetish hip onaholes.
But the doll in the link and pic has an oral entry and most of them do. read the descriptions and stuff. The mouth is a great hole on my doll btw. did that super semen regiment posted here years ago and worked like a fucking charm, got turned on watching my own thick white spunk run from its mouth down its chest and belly.
Also thinking of buying pic related, almost the same size as my current doll but slightly taller