one of my hobbies is to find 10-13 y/o little girl vloggers on

>>735115445
You're supposed to do this to older teens, not kids you daft cunt.

NO. I'm not an asshole!

But please post the results so I can fap to them!

now that is just rude.

Nigga's out here stretching the definition of the word "hobbie".

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>>735115445
now i have new hobby
thanx for the tips
tipsy anon

>>735115767
hobby

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>>735115445
How pathetic are you that you would consider this a "hobby"

>>735115445
wow that's me alpha shit.

Are you that pathetic desperate?

>>735115445
It'd be more fun if you were supportive without being creepy then you could have the satisfaction of having a positive influence on a young life instead of looking at your own miserable waste of existence.

>>735115767
>>735115897

noun, plural hobbies.
1.
an activity or interest pursued for pleasure or relaxation and not as a main occupation:

>>735115445
sounds like ur a real man op. "maximum" dmg, wow. hope someone sees ur browsing history

>>735116108
Nice try, but you literally said

>one of my hobbies

Meaning that you consider this action a "hobby", one of presumably more than one.

2/10 made me reply. Fag.

I send them links to bound gangbangs post-interviews, where girls talk about how much they enjoyed being dominated.

>>735116197

FBI here.

we tracked him, but we started laughing so hard, we even helped him making his searches for kid vloggers more easy.

>hobby
Top kek this is real degenerate shit. I love it.

>>735116349
lold

>>735116348
Wat?

He just showed you, by definition it is still a hobby.

Only the true Cheek Scrublords do this.

>>735116450
That's freaking stupid, at least kill and gut the dog before you cook it.

>>735116349
Actually, I would love to see some post gangbang interviews. Any links?

>>735116565
Did you even read my post dipshit?

If you're so pathetic that all you can do for fun is bully children on YouTube, you should seriously consider killing yourself.

It really doesn't get much lower than that without becoming muslim.

>>735116688
Ever had live lobster?

It's probably the same principle but way more gooked up.

>>735116781
You can keep those parts if you want, but getting rid of the intestines and preparing the organs before cooking is essential.
I wouldn't want to eat anything that has had its shit boiling inside it.

>>735116849

Muslim here.
We don't insult vloggers.
We just boom boom and 72 virgins.

>>735115445
i love to fuck with people on the internet but i dont do it to the same person over and over again

>>735116993
Lobsters don't have as much in the way of guts as a dog does. Even then, you remove the guts when you eat the lobster.

>>735117053
I should have said radical fundamentalist Muslim.

That one did need clarification. My wife is a mudslime and she's ok I guess.

White knighting would probably be the biggest troll you could do here

>>735117101
>but I don't do it as the same person over and over again

Ftfy

>I get bullied in school so now I bully little girls online.

You little edgy fag highschooler.

>>735116849

>an activity or interest pursued for pleasure or relaxation and not as a main occupation

I guess, you fell on your head as a kid? You can have more hobbies than one? Fun =/= pleasure, at least you are on b, you should know lulz. How come you are the moral authority scoring hobbies?
How about collecting stamps?
Dog fighting?
Scat?
Drug using?
Beating up people?

>>735116081
r u new here

>>735117053
I never understood the 72 virgins thing, because as I understand it all women are evil as fuck and don't go to sandnigger heaven... So what is it that you get 72 virgins ones of? Kids? Goats?

... are all Muslims devout faggots?

>>735117463
>>735116849

I don't pursue OP's hobby, but you should be old enough that people find pleasure in different things and you are just like tumblerinas when saying every hobby you don't like is bad.

>>735116688
It tastes a whole lot better if you cook them alive. They release endorphins into the blood stream when they panic and those endorphins act as a meat tenderizer.

>>735115445
That sounds like a fun and amusing hobby. Can I join you? We can be a team...

>>735117463
>collecting stamps
If you're 65, that's ok.

>dog fighting
Nigger shit.

>scat
>drug use
>beating people up
Edgelord bullshit. Grow up.

>>735117301
Or telling a story that describes beta behavior

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>>735117189

because if she does boom boom, she gets 72 male virgin beta fedora neckbearded faggots

>>735117622
North Korean detected

>>735117622
Yeah, I'm not gonna be part of it though.
I'm not gonna moralize to people about eating animals, no matter what animal it is. But I do believe in inflicting as little pain as possible to the process.
I still feel empathy for my tasty animal brethren.

>>735117739
How is that not hell?

>>735117670
Oh, so I guess you have autism? I could continue with that list and I bet with you, 50% of population has hobbies you wouldn't like since they are "edgelord".

>I don't like it so noone should like it.

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>>735117898
>so I guess you have autism?
>on /b/

Pretty sure autism is mandatory if you're here nigga.

This thread is a shitfest lmao

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>Go on camsites
>Meet young girls
>Add them on SnapChat
>Be nice for a week
>These kids get attached fast af
>One day completely ignore their snaps
>Never talk to them again to teach them about abandonment

>>735115445
I do something similar only I call them pretty and send them gifts

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>>735118126
>send them gifts

>>735117622
As a butcher this is entirely untrue.
Whether an animal was stressed or not does not affect the taste or tenderness of the meat.
Taste and tenderness is strictly based on that animals diet and its overall fat content within the meat itself.

>>735118216
Well yeah, that's how you get them to tell you their address.

>>735115445

>you can basically cause maximum emotional damage to them if you hit them at the proper vulnerable age

Why do you want to cause lasting emotional damage to children. Sadism? I am actually genuinely interested.

>>735115445
you insult older teen
you fuck younger teens
get your priorities right op

>>735118075
Hi, you're leaving out something incriminating I think...

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>>735118643
I don't know what you're talking about, FBI

>>735118643
what it is?
there is not laws against chatting with kids
well, if you ask them for sex or porn is another topic

>>735118803
I'll show you soon.

so i'm confused is this wrong of me?

>>735115445
I liked a certain little ASMR girl, she was hot and shoots guns. But I then I found she likes and ASMRtist I hate so now I don't like her.
There's a few ASMRtists I always comment on their videos they should kill themselves because I hate them.

for the lulz

>be me
>on a chatsite
>posing as a young female
>as soon as a dude starts flirting, I derail the conversation on highly cultural and scientific stuff
>frustrated dude usually tries to catch on, possibly using google
>I then proceed to humiliate him and locking him out
>dude disconnects and makes up a new screen name and tries again
>I humiliate him again and even tell him he was the googleaddict of a few minutes before
>then I disappear for a few weeks

it never failed.

>>735115767
How is this pathetic?

>>735119296
what is her name?
need some loli asmr