Considering buying a bad dragon for my birthday. Pricey.... any

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Or Austin the fox

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Its huge and pricey but kinda makes me salivate. Also Nova 'the breeder' is kinky

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This is crash. I'm really into the knot

There are fur threads I know you perverts are on.

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>>735112009

I'd recommend something with a nice knot (that's what BDs are for anyway). So I'd pick between a Rex, and maybe if you're interested, a Nova. I say Rex because I like the shape of it a bit more than Roland or Austin..Though it's your choice.

Nova included. Try to get something a bit girthy if you like that..and the more ridges = the more feeling in it.

If you do end up getting Roland, don't waste money on a small, and if you buy used (oh god please don't), make sure you follow the cleaning instructions verbatim. Of course if you're not going to use it..well get the small or a used and just stick it to your shelf. Also, plan ahead of how you want to use it to determine whether you need the suction cup or not..it can cut costs slightly. I'd recommend not getting a cum tube but that's just my personal preference, and it cuts 20 bucks from the final price. Stock colors won't cost more, either. (A blue Roland actually looks so good now that I'm looking at it..)

>>735112009
My first one was a david in medium size and firmness, the problem was not about taking the knot but being able to go deep enough to take the knot
If you didn't train for the length before you might find difficult to take a whole medium unless it's a chance unflared (or something similar) which is known to be perfect for training length

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Yeah totally thought about the rex. Its classic. I do think I'm going with a cumtube. Its my birthday right?

>>735112009
>>735112099
>>735112210
>>735112567
>>735112887
PICS (in action)

>>735113210
Care with cumtube, it can be frustrating to have to clean it each time and the tube can get in the way

>>735113348
Will deliver.

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And I figure since Im getting a bad dragon I might as well go a bit weird and Get a nocturne

>>735113356
What do you mean? You have a bad story to share?

>>735113417
I hope so :P

>>735113731
No really bad story it's just that you have to clean it even if you don't plan on using it because there will always be something that will go inside

Rae?

welcome to the swettttty neckbeard domain

please leave your fedora's at the door but do bring your gentlemanly chivalry

good evening

>>735114901

Fuck off, no need for prickery in this basement

>>735114011
Fair enough. Thanks for the advice.

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>>735112009
If you're not a gril...

>>735112009

i'm a 93 year old mafia boss and this reminds me of my last colonoscopy. ask me anything and feel free for answer for me.

>>735115320
wait, so OP is ACTUALLY a faggot?

Yeah op is a faggot. Has a hot girlfriend though

>>735115901
fags dont do that

>>735115981
No they dont. People who dont particularly give a fuck about anything do.

>>735116192
dud stop. ur a fag

cumtube are fun for videos, but a hassle for regular use.

>>735116330
You're an autist...Now moving on to the thread topic.

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>>735116560
uh no... m a man of GOD

>>735116330
Yeah fair enough. Youd never know it though.

>>735116831
boy it dont matter what i smell. GOD sees averything

I want a medium Bumble Hooves, in spectrum.
I think it would be a good stepping stone to my medium Sleipnir

>>735116397
Isn't it nice to be able to pump some lube in your hole without having to remove the toy though?

>>735117263
Thats what I want. I expect to go through a lot

why do you want a dildo the size of a pop can?

>>735117263

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>>735112567
Just get a dog to fuck you from time to time

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mama

>>735117714
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>>735115063

lol TRIGGERED

>>735112009
personally have a rex, razor and roland if you're looking for a good knot

I find razor is the best tie, but to each his own

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Do it. You won't regret it as long as you get the right size. Make sure it's a size where you will be able to at least get the shaft in (maybe with some warmup) but still will give you a stretch at the maximum width.

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>>735118727
this exists, goyims. this is is the heap at the top of the human evolutionary pile

>>735118759
Nice! So whats your favourite?

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>>735118860
Depends on my mood, but my current favorite is my medium Crackers.

Once I finish moving I need to get an updated pic of all my toys. Not pictured here is my L Rex, and M Crackers.

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Nice ascii drawings guys.

So I'm hearing the canine ones are better than the dragons?

>>735119525
Depends on what you are looking for? They're good for a big knot and not much shaft texture.

>>735119161
C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER

>>735112009

buy a fucking normal dildo for like 15 dollars, why does it have to be shaped like a fucking dog dick?

Like at some point in you're going to be paying bills and shit and not living with your parents and you'll realize you shouldnt fucking spend the extra two dollars for name brand cereal because it's all the same shit and you never fucking know when two dollars is going to come in handy.

Freaky pedophile animal fucking weirdo fuck. Kill yourself, how about that? Don't even buy a normal dildo, just straight up kill yourself. But then you're a socially awkward weirdo freak who likes this negative attention (only reason you became a furry in the first place as well I'm imagining, that and you like to let your sexuality define your personality because it's easier than, I don't know, developing a personality) so whatever.... buy your dog dicks I guess, just stop fucking looking for attention by doing so, freak show.

>>735118759
nice collection any thing of them in action?

>>735119860

Yeah, you can look up a video of all these faggots shitting themselves because they can't control their assholes anymore, which gape open constantly like a whores pussy.

That's the real action.

>>735119776
There there. Itll be ok

>>735120137
What's the purple one?

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>>735119860

>>735120184

Yeah your assholes puckering up now, you're getting negative attention and you fucking love it.

Time to respond like you're the cool and collected one facing off against some bigot, then it's time to fuck the family dog and masturbate to tentacles raping a raccoon man... you well adjusted individual you.

>>735120339
Sleipnir, in medium

>>735119776

Some of us have plenty of money and don't have to nickel and dime ourselves. Sucks to be you.

>>735120408
hahahaha

>>735121110
You can just picture that guy waiting for my reply jackin it in his chair