I want to kill my self today because i'm a spineless fail

git gud at life and let the reaper surprise you with death

>>735074972
How about you don't you little pussy?
Man the fuck up and bear your suffering.
Life is suffering, everyone goes through it.
You want to "opt out"
You think you're spineless already? Because if you go through with it you've always be known as that until everyone who knew you dies and your memory is completely erased from this world.
So stand the fuck up with a straight back and a smile on your face and take what life throws at you.
There's NO ONE else like you in this world, don't you dare fucking take that away.

>>735075104
I don't want to life, i hate myself and i want to relieve the world from the burden who i am

>>735075180
My parents don't care if im successful or not, my brother is way prettier and intelligenter than me, my co-students all hate me, my teacher said that they're glad when i'm gone. I'm just a burden to everyone and i want to stop it

>>735075239
>i hate myself
work on that, I suggest you look into the teachings of Jesus
>to relieve the world from the burden who i am
the world can handle the hit from a faggot like you as much as I can see

>>735075392
Fuck those people then, OP.
What do you owe to them to make them comfortable when you're around? You are who you are and if you don't like it, killing yourself won't solve anything, it's just giving up.
I really don't want you to give up. It fills me with anger and sadness reading your words, because i want you to use the feelings you have to fuel your drive for success and change who you are if you don't like it, instead of letting the pressure crush you.

>>735074972
If your parents don't care if your successful or not, that means you're free to do whatever you want.

>>735075444
I don't understand the world. I'm blessed with a high IQ i really like this world but i'm stupid, i can't even life normally it took me years to learn how to hold a basic conversation. I have tons of books smarts but zero of real life knowledge

Get a gun and take kill all the nigers you can find then yourself

>>735075444
Nice fucking trips

>>735075616
I already tried, i wanted to attend military school and become a officer but they said i'm unsuitable and i'm forever prevented from joining the armed forces. I have no purpose my dream career crumpled before me, i can't make an impact on the world. I'm just a weak, pathetic coward piece of shit who doesn't have the guts of killing himself.

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>>735074972
Do it before you kill yourself.

>>735075638
>I don't understand the world.
Wanna know a secret? Nobody really haves a fucking clue what's really going on but people just pretend they do and put up an act like they have everything under the control.

>>735075672
There are few niggers in Austria

>>735074972
Instead of that, go away. Go to some poor country and help them. Or something... I don't know. You might die there anyway. Just go away. Leave it all behind.

>>735075892
I have no tits sadly, i'm male.

>>735075865
Why not focus on a hobby?

>>735075954
Originally i planned on dying honorably on the battlefield to not dishonor the name of my family by commiting suicide.

>>735076090
My hobby is playing video games, not a very exciting hobby.

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>>735076013
>my brother is way prettier
>brother prettier
>prettier
What kind of faggot talks like that.
Boi pussy or GTFO

>>735076201
Ummmm, maybe play with friends? Or you could just walk outside everyday, it's nice and stuff

>>735076377
I'm sorry if my vocabulary choice is a little odd, it isn't my first language and in school we're only taught the British vocabulary.

>>735076508
Do i sound like i have friends?

>>735076565
Guys are handsome
Girls are pretty
More intelligent not intelligenter

>>735076625
:/ keep playing the game of life man. #cheesy

someone post the helium mask thing.

>>735076377
You sound like those kids who cornered and harassed me daily in middle school. How original.

>>735076669
Well thanks for giving me this little grammar and vocabulary lesson, sadly i won't need it for that long, if you payed attention to the threads topic.

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>>735076867
Boi Pussy or GTFO

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>>735076739
Sorry to disappoint you, i already know that one.

>>735076867
You are a real pussy ass bitch aren't you? can't really handle anything? I doubt that you have a high IQ like you say you do. I think you are just lying.

>>735076988
Well i see i made a mistake asking for advice on /b/. I think i'll stick with the old noose method.

OP no

>>735077058
I have a form of Asbergers i'm very intelligent regarding History, Poetry, Music etc. but very stupid regarding social skills and normal behavior, that's why i'm stupid.

>>735076763
You sound like Jonathan Davis, faget.
https://youtu.be/1D891v5YiJU

Now can anyone suggest a way of killing myself without having my body hanging from the ceiling, i don't want to upset my family too much.

>>735077229
>social skills and normal behavior
Why exactly do you need those for?

>>735077239
>https://youtu.be/1D891v5YiJU
Nice Korn, i always liked them.

>>735074972
Very HIGH doses of psychedelics. Like 5g of lsd.

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>>735077091
Nigger, no one thinks /b/ is a good place for advice.

>>735077345
To get a job, to get a girlfriend, to be a human being with a normal life who isn't seen as that little faggot who is weird and special.

>>735074972
don't do it illegal i'll miss you
we all die eventually
just let it happen naturally

>>735074972
Not being funny op I don't feel no remorse for you as every human being on this earth is a worthless disgrace so don't worry

>>735077491
So if you desire life so much then why do you really want to kill yourself?

>>735077475
I know, i have to be a retard to consider suicide.

>>735074972
Congratulations you failed so bad that you succeeded now cheer up you fucking pussy

>>735077608
I failed to be normal, everyone says we'd be glad if you're gone, i'm just very eager to end it all.

Stop thinking of suicide, it's a weak thing to do.

>>735077779
Screw them

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>>735077387

I don't get if you all treat me like a piece of shit why don't you tell me how to kill myself already?

>>735077779
>everyone
Anyone who really matters to you? Like your family?

>>735077449
See? This guy get's it right!

>>735077899
It's called tough love and we really want to see you not kill yourself, imagine that.

>>735077903
They would get over it within a year, i know someone from my family died already and they didn't give a shit after a year.

>>735077899
Boi Pussy first, faggot. Post your virgin, hairy, puss oozing, asshole.

>>735078054
Yeah sooner or later you just have to accept some facts and move on with life you Assburger.

>>735077903
They say i'm a great burden and i'm a pain in the ass and i only make their lives worse. My mother once said it was a mistake to have me

>>735077449
Can i buy them at a regular pharmacy?

>>735078176
Do you have a job? (You could move out or something(youve probably already thought about that though))

>>735078054
Died or killed or committed suicide?
Very different things man.
If you kill yourself there is ZERO chance for redemption, or ever achieving what you want because you'd be gone.
If you don't kill yourself, literally the skys the limit.
You have so many happy moments in your future, i imagine you're still young.
You don't want to kill yourself, otherwise you would have done it.
You're just fantasizing about a way out of your incredibly shitty life circumstances, some people fantasize about suicide, others fantasize about fuji.
We're never going to fuji, it's just nice to think about.
So what you need to do is completely eradicate any notion of suicide or giving up.
You really want to give in to all the people you say want you gone? Why isn't that emotion turned into anger at them instead of self hatred?
If someone told me I want you gone, i'd say fuck you I'll stick around just to piss you off.
Who are they seriously to tell you these things?
Why can't you equally have these feelings for them? What makes them so much more special than you?

>>735078141
Another reason why i consider suicide, no girl wants me all the others get laid and to me they say: "Never in a million years" i just feel like i'm not meant to reproduce and just die according to darwinism.

>>735078012
>we really want to see you not kill yourself
Who the fuck are you to talk like that on here? Go back to 9gag with that empathy bullshit. I want a new picture for my rekt folder. OP might do something worthwhile for the first time. Don't get in his way.

>>735078176
They made you feel this way with their feelings of rejection and open hostility to you.
Turn the emotion around instead of feeling sorry for yourself and thinking, maybe it would be better for the people around me if i was gone, FUCK THAT. If they don't like me then they better get used to me because i'm sticking around whether they like it or not. Live for yourself not for others, and if living for yourself means being a serf to others then you need to rethink why you're drawing breath.

>>735074972
Jewlery cleaner. More specifically, potasium cyanide. Teaspoon full in a glass of water. Drink it. Hide the glass. Looks natural.

>>735078384
Yeah, yeah, that's nice. Where's that picture of your brown eye?

>>735078384
You can still just acquire money and fuck hookers. Or just work hard in the field that interests you and get rich and bitches will chase you.

>>735078480
That sounds like a much more effective way of thinking. Maybe i should stop being sorry for myself and start accepting myself as a individual.

Plus there's always chicks online

>>735078399
Kill yourself. There's people who don't want someone to die right now and that's what I meant.
/b/ isn't a hive mind. It's full of individuals just like you and me who have just as complicated lives.

>>735078544
You want a picture of my face? I can give you that if you want to.

>>735078662
>brown eye
show us your ass moron

>>735078582
Dude i have tons of money man, i'm the son of a Austrian duke. This isn't about money, i have more money then i'll ever need.

>>735078384
It can be pretty devastating when a woman rejects you, and you articulate why. That feeling of being denied your biological imperative to reproduce. But know there's billions of people out there, people who aren't shitty like the ones who put you down or reject you.

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>>735078662
Sure...your face is fine.

>>735078731
No i won't, but i can show my face if you want. Also i know what a "brown eye" is i'm just not so pathetic and show my ass on the internet

>>735078748
So why can't you get laid? You have brothels in Austria don't you?

>>735078813
I look like a melted barbie doll

>>735078834
Prostitution is for peasants.

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>>735078651
You seem sad and desperate. Do you need a hug?

>>735078966
Doubt it. Peasants are too poor for that shit.

>>735079010
I do.

>>735079010
Man and i thought i was a moron, not that i've discovered /b/ i almost feel...i dunno...less worthless? I mean previously there was some fat guy shoving dragon dildos up his asshole

>>735079030
Well guess you're right but i mean loosing your virginity to a hooker seems pretty cheap, doesn't it?

>>735078885
Op, i love your troll. Not posting pics was your weak point so next time prep some fake images first so you have something to post.

>>735079237
And suddenly you think so highly of yourself even if you are just a "worthless assburger shit"?

>>735079271
Okay i'll send you a picture of myself, you can see by my face i'm pretty fucked.

>>735075392
>intelligenter than me,

Story checks out.

>>735079237
Get to know the hooker first

search rawfoodfamily on youtube and start recover your life.

>>735079386
Well you just made a great point, you showed me that i still care about my life. Thank you! Thank you a million years, i feel like such a idiot right now

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>>735079075

>>735079425
Like i said i'm Austrian i'm still learning english, sometimes i just glitch into german, sorry man.

>>735079518
Ass with timestamp or GTFO faggot

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>>735079162

>>735077330
Your family is going to be upset no matter how they find your body dude. If you really want to leave this life, don't kill yourself. Leave the country and go help poor kids. To them you will be a god.

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That's me btw

just don't?

>>735079723
Like a stereotypical schoolshooter, right guys?

(He's a human)

>>735079754
That's my first thought everytime says they want to kill themselves.

>>735079833
Flag

>>735079754
>>735079964
That and "if you kill yourself you'll be dead, idiot"

>>735079723
You'd make a hot trap and I hate fags. Make that life change and dominant cock, you pretty, pretty princess.

>>735079723
The reason why my nose is deformed is, because some asshole punched me in my face in middle school.

>>735080026
Nobody cares about your nose.
Owen Wilson is a huge movie star and he has crooked nose.
It's just something that makes you unique.

OP draw a smiley face!

>>735080126
The girls beg to differ, they seem to care a lot.

No suicide is quick and painless, because it's taken you months, maybe years of sadness pain to get in the mental state you're in now. Chin up bro. You'll get through this. Just picture yourself happy, and make it happen, whether that takes 5 months, 5 years or 50 years. Just have a goal and get there. Good luck brother.

>>735079723
How old are you even?

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Sage

>>735080230
That seems like a good advice, Thank you very much, and i thought /b/ was the worst of human kind but as it turns out, even here there are nice people.

>>735080298
19

>>735080371
Dude, if i troll i post gore pictures on animals rights tumblr pages okay?

>>735075892
>>735076377
>>735076988
>>735077475
>>735077874
>>735078813
>>735079010
>>735079602
>>735079653
>>735080371
You know, i was really worried about OP but it seems like this guy has more problems then he does.

>>735080392
Not all of us kiddo. Glad I could provide a little help.

>>735080537
Man i just realized how fucking stupid i am, most 4Chan user have it way worse then me.

>>735080685
:-)

check out these lists
its pretty much every way you could think of

https://archive.fo/YErG8

https://archive.fo/jceEo

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>>735080685
You just made me smile after a long time of sadness

check out these lists
its pretty much every way you could think of
I suppose it can give you good ideas

https://archive.fo/YErG8

https://archive.fo/jceEo

>>735080861
That's a nice smile, OP.

>>735080831
Well thanks, but it seems like i won't be needing these after all

lmao /b/ made a good thing today, now back to post trap hentai.

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>>735074972
go for a hike out in the wild, camp out for a couple of days, if you still feel like killing yourself then cut your throat or hang yourself out there

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>>735080685

>>735081137
I guess that's the first time /b/ ever did anything good. If they can, hell why can't i?

When will OP post trap pics?

>>735081288
I'm sorry, but what are trap pics?

Keep it up, life's shit more often, got the feeling that nobody wants you around, but you're still around now, and stick in there. It's not like you won't meet new people. I thought I never would after college but lo and behold, friends and even a girlfriend now, and I can't tell you what a pathetic shitstain I am. You haven't even gotten to the good shit yet. You'll be dead forever, only alive for a couple decades.

Find some work, make money, find better work, make more. Do things you like, go to things outside of your home about things you like. Try out things outside, go jog and shit, it's refreshing when you're constantly thinking. Say hi to strangers or not.

Your body's capable of changing for the better with you as well.

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>>735074972

1) open https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_GcPh767Yo
2) Subscribe
3) An hero
4) ???
5) Profit!

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>>735081208
Ha Ha! Is funny because he isn't a cyberbully!

>>735081343
●︿● a guy dressed as a girl. #internetlovesthem

>>735080861
Glad I could help man. Now don't kill yourself. Get that goal in your mind and start working towards it.

>>735081501
ehm okay... i guess not?

>>735074972
don't kys anon, find a reason to continue living. it may take a while, but the end result is totally worth it.

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>>735081288
Never, OP is trolling White Knight Reddit fags. He's doing a damn good job too.

>>735081574
Don't worry, i will. Thanks again you deserve a medal!

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>>735074972
Don't do it, do u wanna let win matrix?
Fuck study, fuck job, fuck people..isn't real
fuck everything about system.
Before start to think it u must become light that walking, don't give up.

>>735081208
Nah man. I can just appreciate how OP feels.

>>735081633
I'm not trolling, i seriously considered suicide as my only way out for a year now, even tried to hang myself once but i couldn't do it

>>735081709
Yeah that's like...your opinion man,

>>735081673
Any time my man :).

>>735081858
Be sure to subsribe to my channel before you do it, what does it matter when you are suicidal anyway, might as well help me out!

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>>735081463
I hope you ladies have had a great cry.

>>735081633
How is helping someone in distress like being a White Knight? I'm not one of those "special snowflake" sjw cucks, i actually try to adapt into society and respect other people and not grant them special privileges only because they're "pansexual" or some shit like that.

>>735082070
Well, what kind of content does your channel have?

>>735081775
I can appreciate the feeling of a great troll. When you realize that you've got that hook in deep and other /b/tards are defending you with no proof, God It's A Great Feeling!

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>>735081919
>your opinion man,
It's reality not mine opinion
Do you will be happy to become a hamster in the wheel? sleep/job/ u don't see that zombies in to supermarket inplatooned every day?
FUCK the SYSTEM i don't wannabe a zombie

>>735082361
Fuck you man, i'm not trolling, i troll by spamming Tumblr with gore and other shit

>>735082251
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB9nRWu8Gbz2TfSENpEmTOQ

>>735082361
I assume this is directed at me. However I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm not trolling man.

>>735076625

if you wanna die so bad, then go out deal drugs have fun.

live fast for one month so you see what it is really like, then if you want to kill yourself rent a boat put weight on ur body and jump off

>>735082447
It was a reference to your profile picture, i really like the movie "The big lebowski"

>>735082488
Goldfish man...

>>735082135
You're being trolled, nigger. It's not your fault, you came to /b/ and forgot to turn off your empathy.

>>735082361
Where's the trolling?
He's pretending to be suicidal for over an hour and a half, over 150 replies for what?
You really think he's just sitting there laughing his ass off saying "HAHAH THEY REALLY THINK I'M SAD"??
Whatever man. Trying being sincere. You're judging the world through your own basket, just because you would pretend to do something like this for God knows why, doesn't mean others will.

>>735082488
That content is fucking horseshit seriously

>>735082361
>No proof
How exactly do you get proof that someone is sad/wanting to kill themselves you moron?

>>735082488
When you made those fucking videos were you high on fucking bath salts or what?

>>735082678
Hurr durr I'm on /b/, I want to see gore and troll teenagers hurr durr

Learn to sit back and enjoy life, watch the fishes.

>>735082607
If you think I'm the troll, the one providing the advice, then your perception is really messed up. Take a break from /b/ for a couple of weeks and come back.

>>735082835
Not bath salts

>>735082856
Oh damn shots fired

>>735082885
On what then?

>>735074972

helium method. look it up.

>>735082897
Hit or miss?

>>735082840
I want to troll stupid libtards on tumblr, there aren't any on /b/

>>735082938
High on life

... and some bud

>>735082956
critical hit, right into that keyboard warriors fucking head.

>>735083027
bud is for pussies, you need to drink some Austrian beer, that shit is as strong as a hundred buds.

>>735083132
I'm from Belgium, we have very good and strong beer here! I love a good strong beer! cheers man!

>>735083274
I know, my brother was in Belgium, he blacked out because of one beer

>>735082612
>You really think he's just sitting there laughing his ass off saying "HAHAH THEY REALLY THINK I'M SAD"??
Yep, that's what I'm implying. /b/ has all types of fucked up threads, still has the spirit of "for the LULZ", bullies people regularly but you think a /b/tard couldn't soft troll a suicide thread?

>>735082856
You must have been drowned as an infant because you couldn't be this stupid. OP is the troll. You are the stupid fish on the hook. Go ahead and believe everything OP posts because it makes your littleclit tingle from emotion.

>>735083805
Unless they're feeding the troll

>>735083805
You're fucking moron, just look at my pictures. Do i look like i'm just a troll?

>>735082897
Wow, that impressed you? Stick around, kid. Things get more impressive than this.

>>735074972
Who cares what your body looks like? The fact that you killed yourself is what would bother people. Not the appearance of your corpse.

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>>735078811
>bioLOGical

>>735083805
My littleclit is tingling man. Proper.

>>735083943
Good point. I get caught with double trolling all the time.

>>735084063
i mean red eyes is easy to fake, bit tear sacks are not

>>735083987
You know the rule, no timestamp = the pic is bullshit. Ignoring pic requests and then posting one not asked for is very troll like behavior.

>>735084467
I'm new to 4chan, how do you do a timestamp?

>>735084588
You write date and time on a piece of paper and take a pic of it next to your face

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>>735084783
There you go

>>735085033
Impressive handwriting.

>>735085118
i know, that's why i got a D in handwriting

>>735085033
>not a troll
If that is so I suggest you go to a site called reddit. There are a lot more kind hearted people there than here I think.

>>735085248
reddit is for fags

>>735075444
f a g

>>735085248
Also i don't need to anymore, that one guy was very helpful

>>735085340
And also, I don't go to Reddit.

>>735085033
Sharpie in the pooper

>>735080861
i think you just got bamboozled

>>735074972
Get a helium tank, a c-pap mask amd a pressure reducer. Fall asleep with it on and you'll never wake up. Drowning wothout the water or struggle.

>>735085501
how?

>>735085409
You said you want to be a normie with a normie life while crying like a bitch. If you want to be normie than reddit is the best Anonymous place to hang out.

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its cuz u dont get laid m8....
join

>>735085606
Think you've got the wrong person. I'm not OP.

Can we have you liver then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq4uCWtQE24

>>735074972
Hanging is quick. "Suicide/Exit bags", google it, these two swirl around in my head. Already got the knot under my bed, just waiting if there's an opportunity for the exit kit.

>>735085606
Reddit =Anonymous? You have to namefag to use the site. Reddit is all about hive mind, superiority, and convincing others to press an arrow. That place is fucked and normies do not go there.