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>2017 >can't afford a rolex explain yourself pic

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>2017
>can't afford a rolex

explain yourself

pic related is mine, you faggots jelly?
i almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch
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Your fist makes you look like a cabbage patch kid
>2017
>Caring about watches more than cars
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>almost
Lol close but no cigar you ham fisted faggot
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>>735073064
>>735073132
>almost
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>>735073064
>that fist

>almost got laid
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You were here yesterday bro, almost get any pussy since then?
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>>735073064

You're too fuckin fat when you close your hand and you can't distinguish your knuckles looks like you lost your fingers in your dads ass

You could have a million watches but the women will still think you're gross, they only want your money if anything.
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>>735073064
Where are your knuckles?
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Nigga, where are your fingers?
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>>735073064
How much do you weigh?
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Very impressed op
sad to see you dip into your mcdonalds fund tho
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>>735073064
>i almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch
>i almost got laid 2 times
>almost got laid
>almost
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Bro you're in a watch store. You're literally resting your hand on the towel on the counter.
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>>735073064
>fauxlex
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>>735073064
Why do you got a hand like Patrick Star
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This post is ham-fisted.
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>>735073064
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>>735073595
This^

Feel safe in knowing that you'll never amount to anything you fat fuck.
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>>735073064
you´re a fag this pic isn´t yours
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>>735073595
laughed out loud when I noticed this
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Yes! Yes! That's it, consume the bait. Feel the bait. Become one with the bait.
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>>735073064
Did you get your Rolex by turning in Twinkies boxtops?
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>>735073221
This. kek
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>can afford a Rolex
but
>can't afford a gym membership
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>i almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch

any chance of the joke being subtle and working is completely fucked up when you throw in shit like that
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>>735073064

OP here, do you like my fedora?
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>>735073064
>2017
>still thinks superficial items will get him laid
>kys
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>>735073064
If your thumb wasn't poking out a little bit, I'd think you didn't even have a hand.

Why don't you get off 4chan and go to the gym sometime you fat fuck? Or do you happen to moderate the /fit/ board?
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>>735073064
ok so before we discuss your issue, we first need to see how your fingers look or if you even own some, we don´t talk to ballfist-anunakis on here, this is a human-only image board
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>>735073064

When and why did you have your fingers amputated?
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This post is bait af
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>>735073064

Mine's nicer.
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>>735073064
How many days in a row is this bullshit gonna be reposted?
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>>735074138
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>>735074282
I don't know, how may days in a row does pasta usually get posted?
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>>735073064
By the way, I'm not a Gaia fag anymore. I've moved on to bigger and better things, like starting this thread. I guess I'm just a regular fag now.
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>>735073064
>>735073064
2017

Having something on your arm that just tells time
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>>735073064
OLD PASTA IS OLD..GO AWAY.REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>735073064
OP your post last week didn't go well. Are you having a better week thinking this one might go different?
I get its a fat hate thread but comon OP. Something more original will get more posts.
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>>735074747
>2017
needing one for a profession that doesn't allow radio signals in/out of a facility.
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>>735075429

her tumblr is crystinarossi for those that want to get lost in the sauce
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>>735074272
jesus christ there is no indication where your wrist ends and hand begins?!?
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>>735075762
so sad that she has a nigger baby inside her now
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>>735076003
I feel the same anger anon
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This shitty pasta is shitty
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>>735073064
rolexes look like tacky adultchild accessories

kys
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>>735073064
Stop with this shitpost OP
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>>735073064
Where's your hand? All I see is a fat ass forearm
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>>735073064
Gay fat poor fag
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>>735073064
>2017
>no knuckles

explain yourself
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>>735073064
Submariner no date, ceramic bezel??
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>>735073064
Get a real Rolex faggot
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>>735077170
His fat covers his knuckles. How fat do you have to be to have fat hands??
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>>735077373
This fat
You also have to fuck niggers
most likely OP gets fucked by nigger dick
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