You know what I've learned today? Never trust a goddamn

>>735069064
Sage

>>735069064

Don't hold back, man. Just say what you really feel.

>>735069064
Smokers are jokers

>>735069064
"Hey dood wanna smoke sum weed?"

"No thanks, I'm not a filthy degenerate"

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>>735069064
Cant tell if trolling or Trump supporter.

>>735069142
Yeah and they are the punch line.

>>735069064
Best troll so far. Keep it going u neet

>>735069213
>star trek

Not sure if faggot or faggot.

>>735069216
Yeah cheers thanks a lot

>>735069064
live and let live man don't stress so much about meaningless stuff

>>735069415
Yeah "man" just smoke a doobie "man"
Get out of here you jive talking monkey

>>735069213
Is there a difference?

>>735069415
>meaningless
It stops being meaningless when they promote that shit to kids on youtube. How fucking braindead do you have to be to film yourself abusing drugs and acting like it's all fine and dandy and posting that shit all over the internet for a young impressionable mind to see?

> cuck

>>735069579
i'm smoking one right now sucker

>>735069064
It doesn't make you any of that. You just happen to stumble upon that type of stoner Fag

>>735069671
people have been doing stupid things since the dawn of mankind nothing new there

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>>735069711
>trying this hard
Get to bed lil man! You've got school tomorrow!
>yfw

>>735069933
i don't have school i'm a loser pothead with a bleak future ahead

Smoking marijuana makes me fat? Smoking everyday for the past 4, 5 years. Still a scrawny twig

Blah blah blah blah, no one cares, KYS...

Most weed smokers I know are actually pretty skinny.

Can't afford to eat when you're buying drugs.

>>735070242
You're so cool with your apathy! Nothing matters! A-B-S-O-L-U-T-E-L-Y F-U-C-K-I-N-G N-O-T-H-I-N-G! So where does that put Humanity and all its past struggles to come to this point in now at?

>>735069064
Ok first off I didn't read everything, I'm high as fuck. I would rob you and no I don't do heroin and yes I'm proud of it. do I care? No, I need my fix so your opinion doesn't matter to me. That being said enjoy alcohol poisoning and loss of brain cells and the violent life that comes along with alcoholism? Whatever you do it probably kills you and I'm proud it does

>>735069064
Pretty much this. That's why the only drugs I'll touch are meth, opiates, and mescaline. I did discover, thanks to meth, that you can hot-line scrapings from a bowl, and actually get really high from it.

>>735070716
Dont cut yourself with that edge, too late you probably already do cut yourself faggot go cry more

so this is the general stoner thread? nice I was looking for one to spark up to
Cheers OP!

>>735070839
>I can't control my temptations either so yeah I agree with you, weed is bad and other shit isn't bad

>>735069213
cry for 8 more years you little faggot

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>>735069064
Weed turned me into this monster

>>735070886
Just think about it bro. Did you ever realised with your shit for brains how much of a fucking disappointment for your ancestors you are? They went through all that shit for what reason? So that your dumb ass comes along and throws it all away? It is you who is a crybaby you faggot.

>>735069064
Hey, it's not weed's fault that you hangout with assholes. Keep good company, or none at all.

>>735069212
Why are you a filthy degenerate if you smoke weed?

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>>735069933
you know whats the best thing you both will be fucking dead 6 feet under with everything youv ever loved or cared about long forgotten and gone in darkness so stfu and do as you please

>>735071212
My ancestors can fuck right off. Don't act they they did some noble deed that I owe them for. All they did was fuck eachother, and shit out more assholes. Your logic is laughable.

>>735070209
Fucking this xD

>>735071166
1 like = 1 prayer

>>735069064

OP is a clueless asshole.

>>735071409
Agreed us pot heads get a bad image all we do is have good times and chill were not all fuck ups and fat fucks

>>735069671
WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!! WEEP, WEEP! SOB, SOB!
Fuck your kids. Try raising them right, instead of parking them in front of the computer.

>I hate marjiuana more than anyone may hate heroin.

CIA get the fuck out and back to the Golden Triangle you fucking narco selling child trafficking piece of fucking shit

>>735071587
Because of annoying DUDE WEED types that tell everyone that doesn't smoke that they're fags for not doing it
Getting high is OK
It's not really good for you but it's OK

>>735071668
Holy shit!
Some fucking real talk here.

>>735071496
nah i wanna be buried at sea

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who else dabalabbing?

>>735069711
toke it for me anon

>>735071699
I don't recall calling anyone a fag for disliking weed or not smoking it and it is ok no one has died from smoking it or been injured maybe they did something stupid

I'm a stoner and I also work very hard I'm about to become manager b3cause I'm just the best there e we was
Z

>>735071748
sounds nice man, how bout a viking boat that sets on fire when in sea. Imagine someone finding your skull next to a viking boat in the middle of the sea.

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>>735069064
I have a weed baby

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>>735069064

OP learned it today when someone sold him grass instead of weed.

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I work construction monday thru friday (full time)
I work weekends delivering pizzas (min wage+ tips)
I go to massage school and am 6 months to graduating, with 4 job offers on the table (45$/hr avg)
My girlfriend and i are getting our place in a few months, cause she is literally graduating at the end of fall.

I smoke pot before bed because i dont like how alcohol impairs my motor function as well as my ability to keep my food in my stomach.

Sorry youre butt hurt, but weed is easier than beer. Alcohol is literally a man made poison. Gotta pay someone to make it, bottle, ship, label...

I grew this stuff free in my back yard.

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>>735069064
You obviously haven't had to deal with fucking junkies.
Tell your story of a stoner being worse than a junkie.

this is not your personal blog you stupid idiot

>>735072166
Missus sister is a junkie, completely fucked their family, a walking whirlwind of disruption.
>Noticed the other day her new $600 numberplate is Sticky F - made me laugh

>>735072166
Agreed I've had to deal with junkies my whole life my mom and dad are hooked on meth and my step mom hooked on meth and pills all my family is hooked on something that's why I smoke weed that shit made me depressed as a child

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>>735072270
It also isn't advertising space where you promote your bad life choices as something positive you drug fried brain monkey.

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That's right, this is my blog now.

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I smoke a lot of weed. I have so for about 7-8 years. Not consistently though. There was a period where I stopped for a few months Or so simply because I didn't have any. So it wasn't like I was gonna suck cock for it like OP would for a date with the stoner girl he resents so much.

Anyway. Everything in moderation. You drink too much, you'll slowly kill yourself. You smoke too much, you'll slowly numb yourself. I know a couple people that smoke a lot of weed everyday but that's because they have too weak of willpower to deal with their shitty life sober which was shitty to began with. So OP's a fag who will never understand the joy of kicking back a bit.

Maybe recreationally, but medical marijuana has saved the lives of people with cancer dude. I'm in support of legalization and I don't even smoke

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>>735072824
>but medical marijuana has saved the lives of people with cancer dude

>Today
You know what I learned when I started smoking pot? To not give a fuck and start robbing unsuspecting sober people like you

That knife won't help you around here boy

>>735069064
stale pasta is stale

This is most likely a copypasta but this is the only thread I've actually agreed on /b/ ever since I first visited this hellhole

>>735074083
Same. Even if it is copypasta, I agree. And are used to smoke weed every single day and a lot of my friends still do. But I agree with this.

>>735071792
Yea buddy

I know OP is trolling but for the impressionables reading this OP is a fag.

Weed only gets a bad rap because of the stoner types. I am a business man and I imbibe nightly. You wouldn't know unless I told you.

>>735069064
Hardly noon and this is posted 3x already today.

OP how stupid are you?


Faggot

>>735069064
I've lost 40 pounds since I started smoking. Still hold a social and work life too. Maybe you just know Shitty people.