(repost w timestamp) how does an average looking, but violently

>>735063202
Tits or gtfo

start a dickrate thread.

>>735063202
No tits = no dicks
IRL you can get some dicks by dressing slutty and presenting youself as available.

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I love you! Very hot!!!

>>735063202
>asking for dick
>won't show tits
Oh boy summer is just a great time
Tits or gtfo

>>735063202
var bor du?

>>735063202
Literally be willing to fuck, and dudes will fuck you.

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>>735063202
I'm game

>>735063418
Pencil dick/10...no thanks

>>735063202
If you're not going to show your tits at least show your face so we know if you're pretty.

>>735063202
Easily the most autistic timestamp ever. Someone will need to attach a fidget spinner to to one to beat that.

Tits or gtfo. Your ethics equate to a steaming pile of fuck off.

Show me your tits

>>735063202
If you were from Israel I'd bang you anyday

>>735063202
Okay, but at least show your pussy instead

>>735063202
Firstly, its morals not ethics you autist.
Secondly, its probs the autism that keeps you from having meaningful social interactions with humans. So be less autistic and men would fuck you.

>>735063202
You in indy? Same boat also decent looking.

>>735063202
your face looks cute

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>>735063202
Fuk u bich show tits

>>735063202
Face pic nigger

>>735063202
Vilket län?

>>735063694
>Swe time
>Says 15:00 hours
Are you a fucking retard?

>>735063202
You spelled "advice" incorrectly.

>>735063418
>>735063555

And that's why /b/ wins are so rare these days.
Autistic OP proclaims she won't show tits, and yet these retards post dicks.
Does newfagging so hard hurt?

>>735063828
it's 15:48 in sweden, dickhead

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okej detta var en jävligt dålig ide jag tänkte inte igenom detta ordentligt för jag är riktigt efterbliven ja

giving up and going back to pretending im a dude see yall

>>735063202
Snapchat?

>>735063904
hva er det du trenger råd om egentlig?

>>735063868
edit; fuck beaten
Also come to Finland, we can go fuck them gypsies

>>735063937
did you have a stroke

>>735063828
I realize that you fucking autist, that was the point I was making. He asked if she was in Indy

I assume you're rather shy, so try to open up a bit in front of guys you're interested in. Most guys wont be able to lead the way, so you need to throw them a bone from time to time in a convo.

The problem for most of the guys is, they cant close out the deal, because they are afraid to get rejected, so they rather just wait until you show CLEAR signs that they cant missunderstand.

All in all, play with what you got, and not what you're missing. I'm assuming this is about just fucking, so you should be ok to just try out the stuff. Worst case that can happen to you is having to spend 5 minutes until another guy hits on you (e.x: bar/club).

GL.

feet with timestamp please

>>735063202
Well you dont get dick from b.
At least not inside you.
Probably 17 dickrate faggots will post dicks.

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>>735064000
niks

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>>735063418

>>735063897
>>735063828

>>735064051
thanks this was the only helpful one i appreciate it

>>735063202
By acting friendly, interesting, dressing appropriately, taking care of hygiëne adding a thin dark line of makeup around your eyes to make them seem bigger and POSTING TITS!!

>>735063694
indy?

>>735063202
Are you saying no men approach you or when they approach you , you act like a distant aspergers retard ?

>>735064262
the second one i swear to god im retarded but yeah i do that

>>735063202
Find somebody you're attracted to. Then lower your standards.

>>735064145

no prob. It's a little dry of information, but you'll do fine. If you're still unsure about something, ask.

>>735063826
>As if dogs are retarded and care about race.

>>735063202
For a woman to get laid, they literally just need to post a dating profile to ANY dating site. You will have 500 messages in a day. Any of those respondents will fuck you

>>735064326
Okay, and are you only like that with men or other women too ?

In what setting are you comfortable talking to people? My first piece of advice would be to assume nothing about the person you're talking to, they aren't judging you unless you're acting strange, and you'll only act strange if you're assuming something about them (like that they're already judging you).
Just talk, you'll find something you have in common eventually. Also one of the best ways to make a conversation mean more and make a person more comfortable is when they talk about family.

you wont find nigger dick here you swedish skank.

>>735064468
im alright with women theyre easier to relate to

>>735064729
yeah virtual cock is useless either way

>>735063202
You just need to be alive for women its easy to get dick you basically dont need to have any skills whatsover.

Just dont be fat
Dont be ugly
dont be old.

>>735063738
thanks bub

>>735063202
Will you please be my girlfriend?

>>735063202
Heres some "advise"... Advice is spelled this way you stupid cunt. Tits... or gtfo. No one gives a shit about you otherwise.

>>735064405

Wow! And I thought OP was autistic...

>>735064755
How old are you and are you still a virgin ?

>>735063202
Only advice i have is to get out of 4chan since this place is full of newhornyfags and look some other site where you can start chatting up with random people. I found my wife by joining some random group i was intrested in facebook and just chatting there.

>>735065249

15 and no, I've had 2 fuckbuddies, both black.

>>735065314
Like you
Tits or gtfo

>>735065314

Found her doing what?

>>735065363
Die, scum.

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>>735065363
NIIGGGGEERRRRSSSS
RUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!

ABANDON THREAD
RUUUN!!!!!!

>>735065363
If you're 15 stop being such a slag.

>>735065363
this is closer to the truth than id like to admit wtf

>>735065363
UNDERAGE. Shut it down

>>735065363
You are too young to be on this site. Also you have ethics so you shouldn't be on this site. Also you fuck niggers so you shouldn't be on this site.

>>735065363
thats not me what the shit

>>735063202
Your hair looks like straw. Have you tried using conditioner ?

>>735064949
I've fucked a fat chick in a pinch
And an ugly chick
Never a fat ugly chick though

Fat chicks are like mopeds. Fun till your friends see you on one

>>735063202
OP,

Do you have any family members with autism? How has it impacted your lifestyle? Has it been difficult making friends? Do you genuinely want to make friends? Do you like being alone most of the time? How do you past the time?

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>>735065562
That's the turkey right there. Ol hat trick. Triple threat.

>>735065600
Prove it with pic retard

>>735065600
Doesn't matter you do not follow the rules. Might as well be you

>>735063904
Bor du i Stockholm kan jag ge dig snopp som eftefrågat.

>>735065664
honestly

no, not really all that much, not really, i guess, yes, working out

>>735065363
NIIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Put on a skirt and walk through a refugee camp.

Okay guys, the truth is.. my dad raped me when I was younger and I can't tell anyone because that would destroy my social life.

>>735063202
To get dick one must show face and tits. Quid pro quo

>>735065848
That how one gets sand crabs

>>735065894
Sorry meant to reply to the post above you about getting raped by refugees

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>>735065794
then I don't think autism is your barrier, I think you're just shy. Possibly judgemental but that isn't a bad thing. At some point a guy who appreciates your awkwardness will come along. My girlfriend's little sister is 18 and has minor asperger's (different, but similar spectrum) and I get along with her just fine.

I think it's just a matter of exposing yourself to more people and being relaxed

>>735065848
ive never met my dad so yall best believe this is false

>>735065974
tits then femanon. and a real god damn time stamp, you could of atleast did it in this photo, i do believe you still do love niggers though. hella dark charoal ones. INSTANT fucking single mother. with 6 nigglets

Go away

>>735065363
fucking kill yourself.
>i have ethics
>i fuck monkey niggers
pick one

>>735065974
Kom och ligg, Stockholm.

>>735065981
okay thanks thats actually really sweet for once

>>735065974
Are you crying?

>>735066033
yeah i might be a white nationalist but if i see a fine ass negroid guy my bloodline about to be a mudline

>>735063202
by being a girl
its that easy

>>735066202
this gon sound fake as fuck but my eyeliner is just runny from laying down believe it if u will

>>735065974
So it's not you. Who is it then?
Actually, don't bother with an answer.
Best you just toddle off.

op i haven't a fucking clue how to help you but you're cute as hell so you shouldn't have any trouble.

care to show more face pics?

>>735065974
Start by fixing your hair, make up, improve your physique. Maybe than, your autism won't affect your game when trying to get cock.

>>735066261
this.
if you're a girl, and attractive (which you are) getting laid is no problem

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>>735063202
Rate my dick :-)

>>735066383
ask the 9 year olds you have locked up

tits or gtfo

>>735063202
simply get with someone like myself that will know how to put you in your place when you become violently autistic.

>I believe in equal rights

>and lefts

>>735066439
trolol

>>735066383
fucking gross/10 stinky fucking foreskin. nasty fucking hair, go away.

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>>735063202
>average looking
>violently autistic
>avoidant
>won't post tits
You're not going to end up getting that good dick at this rate.

>>735066526
thats not me but i agree

>>735065974
Stop being so ashamed of yourself and your autism. When guys approach you tell them you're shy. Actually smile once in a while. If you have to run away from them because your retardation kicks in, get their number first so you can get to know them a little bit over text. Every guy in here would stick in you so have more confidence in yourself, worry less about how you're coming off, you're too self conscious

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tits. or gtfo.

>>735065974
Show feet w/socks
Nao

>>735065206
Nice try OP

>>735066591
I wouldn't because she's underage, you fucking pedo.

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>>735066538
Aww why, Why do girls always say mine is bad, my ex cheated on me with a guy thats 10 inches, and circumcised. His penis head was a big mushroom. Evey girl i have had has always laughed or complained..

>>735063202
Kik?
Partyshark007

>>735063202
do you think you got what it takes to beat hollywood hogan?

>>735066591
thanks this is really nice

i know i should probably smile more so everyone doesnt think im a cunt but like, you can see, i have a really round face. smiling doesnt suit round faced girls.

>>735065974
>if your self conscious
>look in to a mirror
>find your flaws
>and improve on them (for me that was being fat so i lose weight)

if it's not as vane as my problem just go and talk to them
>there more scared of you then you are of them
>unless your ugly
>no one likes an ugly chick

>>735066826
im not actually 15 but okay

>>735065974
Come to the UK and I'll give you a good dicking. Just ignore all that terrorism shit happening over here, you'll be fine. Probably...

Juat give us your dick and pick the one you like most. You know all of them will wanna fuck yoh so just pick

>>735063202
post your home address

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>>735066835
Nigga, I'm not talking to you. Fuck off.

>>735063202
There was a time when attention whores like this were ignored. I miss those days

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>>735063202

fuck all you mutha fuckas, she likes the fatty dick

>>735065363
wow you fuck monkies? disgusting

>>735066918
fuck me i should proof read before i try and act smart

>>735067082
thats not even yours, i have a folder filled with cocks that look similar, you fucking scrub that isnt even yours wtf man, you fucking degenerate go die in a hole of infected rat shit you fucking subhuman nigger kike.

>>735063202
>how does an average looking, but violently autistic and avoidant gal get some dick around here?
By not avoiding it.

>>735067082
Y'all are giving this bitch what she wants for nothing in return.

>>735065363
mods

>>735063202
Nowadays? You have to have a dick or be a cartoon. Sorry.

>>735067173
trolol

Post Kik

lmao i fucking love attention thanks guys im just as slimy as all the other hoes all females are the same

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>>735067206

>>735063202
get the one you had cut off and shove it up there?

>>735063202
Come to finland and ill give you dick

>>735067173
Why do you have that folder? What purpose does it serve? No one jerks off to just pictures of dicks so that can't be it.

>>735067173
damn this youst gave me the idea to build up such a database too

Tits, kik, ig, fb or gtfo

>>735067273
Old meme but there aren't that many girls on 4chan

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>>735067326

>>735065974
Trollhättan rapporterar

>>735067421
It's killing me. But what makes me laugh is the idea of you dieing and someone going through your computer and finding a file with like 1000 dick picks of different dicks and trying to explain that.

>>735063453
>>735064114
not even that guy, but how is that a pencil dick? its not that thin

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>>735067404
Oldfag here. with old meme's

skåne for anyone asking

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>>735063202
Find someone via internet. Don't be stupid, though.
I'm in similar situation as you, but male. It worked for me. It's easier for you, you don't have to impress someone too much to get laid as males has...
Communication is key, though, practice until you get somewhere.

Worked for me, had long term relationship, couple short term.

Anyways...
JUST BE YOURSELF

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>>735067500
to be honest. i dont think you wil have to do any explaining ones you're dead.

>>735063202
Hi I'm Brian
If anything ill be the one in the kitchen
Please respond

as a fellow autist, my advice would be not to ask for help from /b/ if you actually want advice instead of all this

Om du vill ha D så får du ju säga vart du är.

>>735063202
>>735065974

You're so cute. Please post tits. I need them

>>735063202
I think you mean morals, not ethics, dummy.

>>735067631
fuck u we are about to get laid here

>>735067700
planning a trip to Sweden tho? lol

>>735066914
I'm sure it's not as bad as you think. Making a girl laugh or smile is a huge sign of encouragement for a guy. My ex was self conscious about her teeth so she'd cover her mouth with her hand when I made her laugh. Do that if you have to

>>735067667

>>claims to want the D
>>ignores all messages in swedish

gg wp

Just show your tits everywhere you go and you'll get results in only a few days

Tits or gtfo

>>735063202
You look fine, honestly? You just need to get some self confidence.

Don't find anyone on this board, it's a recipe for disaster.

>>735068095
>you look fine
>Hasn't shown shit

>>735068095
agreeing with the "don't find anyone on this board"

Stop mangling the English language and learn the difference between ethics and morals.

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Is this you OP?

>>735063657
You choose to criticise using the word ethics when it might actually be ethics. But you don't care that she used a verb as a noun. You can give advise. You give advice. When you give advice, you advise.

>>735063202
You're a female, it really cant be that hard.

Just ask a guy to come over holy shit.

>>735063202
hello m'lady.

please facebook me bby

>>735063202
this is such a non thread... for fuck sakes, you're a woman. it's literally impossible to not be able to find a guy willing to bang you. I will pay money if you don't have 5 dudes on facebook, 3 dudes in your phone that would fuck you.

>>735068328
Her problem isn't guys don't want to bang her , hey problem is she's so autistic and shy she can't close the deal.

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>>735065974

15niggertroll here: TOTALLY worth the ban!!

>>735066835
because you look like a hairy woman and you have phimosis

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>>735068095
Seriously though, don't find anyone on this board. It's a terrible idea.

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>>735063202
The same way I do. Pretend you're a normal person, feign confidence but act laid back and disconnected from everything.
When shit gets too real, which it inevitably will, go back to being yourself and recoil into your bedroom for another few months until the shit starts to settle. Rinse, repeat.
If you want to be accepted by someone and not just get a cock up you, be yourself, but act as if you don't really give a shit about your issues. Find someone that will mould themselves around you because everyone here is selfish af, and other people changing around your character will be the only way you will have any chance of some bleak form of happiness.

...also, ethics, morals, limits... They're all pointless. They'll hold you back in life. Disregard what's right and wrong, do whatever feels good. That's the only rule in life.

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Trolol

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baited

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>>735068936
Hey spidey old bud. Good to see you here.

>>735068615
Showing tits probably doesnt feel right.

You've got lots of good advise. Now show tits

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>>735069039

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>>735063202
>>OP

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>>735069143
I wasn't talking about tits, just generally.
We're all autistic. It's a 4chanupational hazard.

What's your trouble in reality? You don't go out and meet people? You can't talk to people online?

What do you actually want? Just a cocking and a bit of closeness, or do you want someone to love you?

Make a profile on a dating site and just talk to people, if nothing else it will give you a confidence boost. "neckbeard liked you, like them back". Instant gratification. Share pics with OKCupid beardfgt, get compliments, become confident, receive penis as a reward for all eternity.

Faking being a person is easy, especially over the internet. Just don't be a psycho. Control your emotions and manage your own issues.

Are you actually sexual as a person? Do you get turned on by things, or do you just think you are supposed to be fucking so you want to do it?

>>735063202
If op won't show tits show armpits you faggot

>>735063202
what is swe time?