g'morning anon.
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
>>735060103
Sauce pls
Suicide sounds like a lot of work.
>>735060103
well if youre dead you cant fuck girls like that
>>735060103
I'll not kill myself today because:
- Mom's birthday, she would be sad if I removed myself from existence
- GF coming tonigh for a good fuck
- Bethesda conference at E3
I just want to enjoy life anon
>>735060148
idk
>>735060206
you're rigt
>>735060255
dubs and logic dictate you are right
>>735060279
all good and valid reasons
hope your mom has a good bday
no gun country
>>735060103
because you always can kill yourself tomorrow
>>735060148
Dakota Skye
>>735060103
Because you make these threads. The day you stop, I seriously will kill myself, I got nothing else going on.
Because I have to wait until my daughter is old enough to be on her own.
>>735060103
sincerely, I don't know.
>>735060103
I haven't watch all the porn yet.
So much internet, so little time!
>>735060351
you're right.
>>735060426
i hope you continue, even if i don't continue.
do something fun or different today.
>>735060457
it good you care about your kid.
>>735060511
dubs say find a reason to continue living.
>>735060533
way too much porn.
>>735060417
Thanks friend
>>735060592
I didn't even see the dubs haha
>>735060668
dubs are wonderful.
>>735060426
How many years have you been making these threads OP? At least 3 by my count ..practically everyday
>you're a national treasure
>>735061250
or slightly autistic.
or committed
or something...
life is worth continueing
>>735060103
I have to go to work in 4 days.
My missus loves me.
My blood related family loves me.
I enjoy playing games.
>>735061079
Belle Knox. Beautiful.
>>735062287
Tits dont even move or jiggle. You gay or what.
>>735060103
i might
>>735062140
thats great for all that.
>>735062336
some girls have tiny tits.
>>735062443
pls dont
>>735062459
Damn. Actually the op that impressed me the most for like 3 years, what are you dealing with my sad mother fucker.
Because I can't get a gun, and I'm too much of a pussy to do it any other way.
>>735062931
what do you mean?
>>735062949
might as well stick it out and have a good life then
>>735060103
I've got a beautiful wife and 7 kids, by some miracle.
>>735063116
congrats on the big family
wow.
why 7 of them ?
>>735063038
You ask why people wont kill themselves. You reply to every post in the thread. You actually care.
Just assuming you are sad(emotionally) not in social respect.
Only by the way you talk to us degenerates.
Unless you cucked me. Then best troll since 2011
>>735063294
I mean besides "KILL YOURSELF"
>>735060103
I'm way to selfish and lazy
Plus, I like shootingsports, and vidya too much
>>735060103
It's a sin.
>>735063294
thats too deep.
I'm not thinking of all that.
>>735063344
nice dubs.
>>735063424
what's your favorite gun ?
>>735063480
but is there a god ?
>>735060103
I have way too much to do and also I don't particularly want my soon-to-be ex-wife to get half a million in life insurance - I'm already past the 2 year suicide clause and if I kill myself before the divorce is final, she'd get all of it.
>>735063565
Then you are a legitimate good cunt. The real life needs more people like you.
Do you plan to kill yourself?
>>735063691
yeah don't leave your ex-wife shit.
>>735063803
nah, i don't plan to kill myself. I'll just keep on existing.
>>735064211
Good.
How is your life going? Friends, family or family you have made?
>>735063144
One more than my wife's dad. We both wanted to one-up him I guess, it's petty but oh well.
>>735064363
so so, on all fronts.
nothing special to write home about.
>>735064475
i hear ya.
You can afford 7 kids tho ?
do you ever get time for yourself ?
>>735064550
I don't really need time to myself. This has always been my dream life. And yeah, I can afford to support a family of 9. Don't make too much surplus but we live comfortably.
>>735063565
Of the ones I own? That's a hard one, but I;m really enjoying my Scorpion evo (generic pic related, as I don't have a pic with the stock yet since the stock is in the mail)
Forgot to add, I think it would make my fiance a little angry if I off't myself.
Good on you anon for posting replys and stuff
I don't have to see any people ever except for my parents occasionally and that alone keeps me from wanting to die, but if im ever forced to interact with people on a regular basis again i'll either kill myself or become a drug addict again to be able put up with every one
>>735060103
Because I'm still dreaming of a big cock in my anus. No homo.
>>735063691
Change the beneficiary on your policy.
because im looking forward to the new season of OITNB and because i want to sleep because sleeping feels awesome without the commitment of going away forever and also because im travelling to KL in a few days
>>735061250
big fan here too. Keep it up op
>>735064711
well congrats man.
i wish nothing but good fortune for you and your big family. >>735064773
nice. is the scorpion evo, the gun you'd want to have during the zombie apocalypse?
>>735065275
g'morning bro.
>>735060103
cause I got a heap more suffering to do damn it and I 'aint going to deprive myself
>>735063565
There is a God. But we're Sodom & Gomorrah.
>>735065673
you love your masochism ?
>>735065410
Thanks. Good luck in living to you as well.
>>735066075
appreciate that man.