State you're job, celery and age Sous chef at Wendy's

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>>735052807
Landscaper Superviser
15.50 dollars an hour
22

petroleum transfer engineer
150000 dollarie doos per annum
24
not a virgin

assembly line worker at a gun factory
13/hr+10% shift differential
26

>>735052807
Jimmy Johns Delivery driver
average $12/ hour

>>735053098
sheeeit this guy did it right

also i'm 26>>735053708

>>735052807
full stack Node.js developer 55$/h

A web design company

>>735053787
forgot age, 34

Sales, 36, 95k ( no college degree)

Restaurant busser
$19/hr including tips
19

>>735052889
/thread

>>735052807
Second mate
$4900/month
25

>>735052807
Data crypt technical engineer supervisor
$310/hr
26

Mcdonald's burger flipper
$ 5.60/hr
18
okay i guess for a summer job

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>>735054182
>$5.60/hr

Jesus fuck, what's your cheque like after taxes?

Carl's Jr. Burger flipper
10/hr
22

nothing\23.6y.o

>>735052807
Inherited Trust Fund/unemployed
$12,500/month
26 y/o

Suck my dick you working class faggots.

>>735052807
Retired
Won big in lottery
50

>>735052807
8 dollars/hr pizza maker
23
I got this as a side job while attending uni

>>735054170
Post processing nuclear rendering consulting physicist 16, 900$/h

>>735054440
Is that a real job?

>>735052807

Infrastructure director for a logistics company
$175,000/yr
45

>>735054379

I'd rather work an honest living, than be an entitled faggot.

(P.S. I make more than you anyway. So I feel more rewarded in the end. Now you suck MY dick, faggot)

Bitcoin miner from 2007-2010
0$/month
NEET
30

Nothing now. Gotta a interview with costco tomorrow. Tryna finish my communication design degree. 22

>>735053787

You're getting fucked, Anon. You should be clearing $75 an hour before taxes

>>735054514
>I have more time than you ever will
>I feel rewarded doing other things other than wasting my time working in a shit-tier economic prison
>You wish you were me

>€9.75/h
>17
>electrician
I work 4 days a week and go to school one. I get paid to go to school
>profit

Aerospace engineer
70000/yr
26

>>735054602
> Not really.

And you know what happens when the unthinkable happens? You'll have no skills to fall back. And this has happened to many people just like you, and you'll be that old fuck at the end of the bar, who's past their prime; like an old can of catfood that even the racoons won't touch.

>>735054602
Actually working gives a sense of fullfillment. Thats how humans are made. You work, you earn and you feel happy, that is if you feel that you are not geyting scrrwed on pay or something else. That is why most people try to work even after they enter retirement age instead of sit on their ass and do nothing

>>735054723
>No skills
>I study chem. engineering in my spare time
>I got my welding ticket in my spare time
>currently getting my degree in computer science
>lift 5 days a week
>get unlimited vacation time with gf

>still have more time than you

Always see a jealous little faggot like you who says 'BAHAHAHA YOU HAVE TO DON'T KNOW WHAT WORK IS BAHAHAHA I'M GLAD I DON'T GET FREE MONEY'

Cry more bitch.

>>735052807
lol sous chef, you flip burgers mate you're not a chef

>>735054805
>>735054723

Oh, and I can also shred guitar and piano for shits n giggles + I enjoy spending an hour or 2 a day reading in the mornings with my coffee.

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>>735054858
Hello summerfriend. Kill yourself please.

>Software Engineer/Floor Manager for my department
>180,000 US dollars per year (not including bonuses, overtime, or side jobs I do)

I dropped out of high school, but took a year at a community college to get some basic knowledge on IT shit, and then hopped right into the technical workforce at 19.
I'm 33 now with my own house, 2 cars, and a girlfriend.
So if there's any youths who are worrying about life, just pick up a trade that you think you'll enjoy and take some classes. Trades are always in more demand than a diploma (unless it's to be a doctor).

Unemployed

Jack off all day while wife cleans dog kennels

Firefighter/EMT
$42k/yr
27

>>735052807
I am job, celery and age.

Motorcycle clothing sales.
32. 2730€/month, ex car, phone.

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>>735054947
What basic knowledge do you need for this and whats the most effective way of learning it? Jobs to pursue after learning etc.

Have some titties for your help.

>>735054848
So if you didn't have that money, would you still do those things? Or suck niggerdick for a living?

CNA at local shitty hospital
$13/hr, with a soul-sucking amount of overtime
33

Mineral separation plant operator
100k
30

>>735055033
Couldn't tell you but probably adapt to my situation like you all did. You mad faggot?

>>735054858
>sous chef
>>735054915
A sous-chef de cuisine (French for "under-chef of the kitchen") is a chef who is "the second in command in a kitchen; the person ranking next after the head chef." Consequently, the sous-chef holds a lot of responsibility in the kitchen, which can eventually lead to promotion to becoming the executive chef.

>>735054599
Depends what the market is for it where you live... And I wont relocate because of wife

>>735052889
You didnt state that you are job. Although /thread

Teacher. 25.

Roughly 65-70k / year with summer school + tutoring on weekends.

RN at a hospital 45$/hr, 30yo

stock manager. 25.

30k a year. feels ok man.

>>735055173
Is it worth it? Been thinking about becoming a teacher

>>735055173
Damn. Where you at that pays teachers that much? Grade school or college?
I'm used to hearing how teachers get shit on, especially public schools. Alot of y'all got it rough. Y'all the real heros.

>>735055226
No because most of the time you have to tell yourself you can't touch any of them. You'd think it's easy until one of them asks you to help them in the bathroom, and she's developing a lot soon. 10 year old with tits happen

>>735055015
Taking some courses in computer programming, software engineering, or any IT field will help you in this line of work.
Idk how it works at other companies, but at where I work and the other places we associate with, we don't give a fuck about your diploma or your GED.
We only look at college classes you took/experience if you have any.

I'll tell you right now though, working IT takes a lot of dedication. I've only started being able to relax after I've been promoted to manager of my department. It'll take lots of work to get to a comfortable position, but if you stay dedicated, then you'll be on track to an early retirement like myself.

>>735055262
Texas

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>>735055279
Wut

>>735055279
Sounds like a person problem sicko. Most people can work around children or anyone for that matter without feeling the need to fuck them.
You are not the hero teacher I previous said. You can die in a fire.

>>735055015
>>735055292
Finding a job in a technical field is simple. There's freelance work that you can do for yourself, which I do on the side sometimes, and then there's working for companies to keep their bullshit from ruining their business. Basically, the further we get into the 21st century, the increase of demand for an IT guy grows.

Eletrical power engineer
$58000/year
27
Just started my first job after studies and army. Im satisfied.

$95k/yr
Network Engineer
26

>>735055401
>>735055392

whatever, tits are tits, grow up. not like they can remember anyway. also, if I help them with something like that a finger slips in for like a milisecond, that's not something they even know. grow up

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>>735055661

>>735052807
Video game designer
26
77k year

>>735055226

Well I'm a first year teacher after a few different experiences as a long term sub.

Is it worth it? Ultimately yes. But on the day to day basis it's very taxing.

I'm highly introverted, It's easy to seem sociable, but after those classes, it drains me entirely. And it's not really the teaching, grading, etc. It's more the baggage students bring to you after they trust you.

Parents divorce. Suicidal. Molested. So forth.

And as a 25 year old, I'm thinking - do I have the skill sets or experience to help these young adults? In the end you can be there for them, do a little extra like I do sometimes to help (treat them to a meal, not allowed by the way). But it's emotionally taxing.

>>735055762
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Im not allowed to tell stories now? prove it somehow idiots, like i said, no memory

>>735054102
What is a "Second Mate"??

>>735052807
real chef.

$40k plus benefits

>>735054465
No....

>>735055846
Your Mate level after First Mate and before Third Mate.

>>735055661
A pedophile is telling me to grow up. Okay.
"It's not like they even know." There is so much wrong with that yet you are telling me that I'm too immature to understand.
You will get caught eventually. And then you will suffer.

>>735052807
I am a job.

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>>735054465

>$16,900/hr
>Is that a real job?

>>735055786
You teach for high school or middle school?
A buddy of mine is an 8th grade science/math teacher and (no homo) is pretty damn good looking. He's also 28.

He complains that he doesn't know if he wants to work with middle schoolers anymore because some girls have crushes on him and that starts up bad rumors and sort of puts a dampen on his relationships with his coworkers. I feel like it would only be worse at a high school. Your opinion, m8?

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>>735055888
? What ...the...fuck...

>>735055900
Right, then you tell me how a kid with special needs who cant even talk is going to remember something like that. kid can't even fucking go the bathroom by herself.

yeah, grow up. and yeah, it's a hard part of the job, ask ANYONE

>>735055837
It's too late. You've been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation for your comments that concern me as an American fearing for our children.

>>735053098
chemical engineer at exxon
145000
29

>>735055973
Legit reason why it would suck to be a male teacher just wanting to help shape children's lives and not be a pedo. The more enthusiastic and involved you are the more it looks like you're a creep

>>735052889
This makes me kek every fucking time

>>735055973

I teach highschool. Last year was largely juniors, this year will be seniors.

It happens, but not really for looks. If you think about good teachers, they're responsible, decent human beings that the kids see on a daily basis. The crushes, if any, are really out of role model-ship. You really get to see our personality and attitudes since you see us everyday.

But you know, if I was 18 or 19 again, I'd probably think - sick, young girls dig me!

But when you have them as students, the relationship is a lot different. Yeah, of course when they dress scantily clad I might be turned on because of the skin. But to even consider touching them - that's disgusting. They trust you. Don't break that trust.

>Domino's Pizza maker
>£5.60 / hour
>19

>>735052807
Refinery Security Guard
$15.60/hour
25
If anyone can give me suggestions for another job that pays better. (No college tho) inb4 go to college

>>735052807
SGT us army
Crunchy
36

>>735056292
Pick up a trade. Then you'll start making some real money.

>>735056268
about $7.20 / hour in dollars if anyone's wondering

>>735056255
See, this teacher gets it.

>>735054216
Gone, im assuming.

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>>735056342
I've got some old Pokémon cards I could trade. Not sure if I'll make that much tho.

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>>735055786
How long did it take you to get your degree or certification to teach?
Is there a lot of tests involved?

>>735055837
Im sending a report too just for potential keks

>trucker
>.45 cpm
>31

>>735052807
Transcriptionist
$10.10/hour
22
About to go back to a school for an MPA because of my liberal arts major in undergrad.

>>735052807
student
700 €/year
19

>>735054602
>doing other things other than wasting my time
Yeah. Way to prove your point by trying to bait anons on 4chan into insults...

>>735056545
Damn son, those miles add up quick too. I wanted to be a propane truck driver. Heard they make anywhere from 22-27 an hour. Most of em don't get overtime, bit they work fucking 14 hour days.

How much you make a month or biweekly?

Exxon and 7-11 cashier
$10.75/hr but it jumps to $11.50 next month
22

starbucks barista
$10.50
18

>>735056471

I teach in California. The certification process is longer than most states, beaten out I think only by New York.

It takes on average 1-2 years, for me 1.5.

There is some testing, but it's not really the tests you have to be concerned with. California has something called PACT for teachers, which is a fairly large portfolio documenting your teaching process during a test semester (you get a master teacher looking after you).

The PACT ranges anywhere from 30-50 pages of type-work, all of your resources used during the semester, student works, and is graded on a rubric by PACT readers.

After about 1-2 years with the first credential, you have to do BTSA, which is like PACT part 2 but I hear less tedious (doing it this year).

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>>735052807

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>>735052807
Running share houses
500000 yen/month
56

>>735056736
did Hank say no?

>>735056736
Yeah, it adds up. I do team driving, net 1.8-2k weekly. But 11-14 hr days, 70 hr weeks. Not bad for no degree, though.

Just out here chillin.

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>>735056926
That gave me a hearty kek.

>>735056847
Ah ok thanks for telling me this dude. Best of luck with BTSA and it seems like I have a long road ahead of me if I actually consider teaching

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>>735056927
7.2k-8k a month? Or was that biweekly?

>>735057153

California does have a teacher shortage right now. Average leave rate is 5 years.

Not the hardest job in the world, but largely misunderstood by people who never worked with young adults before.

>>735056692
>another mad faggot detected

>>735052807
technician 10€/hr 18

>>735057180
Yeah, roughly 8k a month.

Blackjack Dealer
$45,000 /yr
36

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>>735055661

>>735054858
Howdy greenhorn...lurkmore

>>735057337
Ay, I did this for 2 years and had to sub for a guy in one of the high rollers room last minute. Netted some chink in there close to 120k in an hour and the guy invited me to deal for a party he was having that weekend for some charity.

Got 8k that weekend for 8 hrs of work. fees good man

Trainee to become electrician
600€ / month
19

>>735054848
you sound like the coolest guy at the party

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>>735057555
Nice trips

>>735052807
29
Software architect
$105,000 from day job
$5,000-8,000/mo from passive income of personal business
$~46800/pa - Renting out 2 of my houses

>>735057318
Shit, sign me up. I'll quit smoking weed to make 8k a month. How long did it take to get that rate?

>>735052807
Cook at Pizza Hut
$7.50 An hr
18

>>735052807
i'm not a job/coleslaw/23

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>>735057617
I got trips too. Notice me senpai. >>735057111

I work at a Callcenter
$20.97/hr
26

>>735052807
Coordinator cruise department. $22,44/h. age 23

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>>735052807

>>735057672
Starting rate. 2 month paid training.

Limo driver
40
$'s depend on season. May-June of this year I'll make $25K-$30K driving drunk prom girls, brides and bridesmaids

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>>735057111
Nice trips as well

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>>735056847
Sounds like a really awful bureaucratic process anon (but I'm not surprised on account of you being in California and all). Both my parents are teachers in N.Y. and I don't remember them mentioning having to do anything this shitty to get their masters in the field.

>>735057649

P.S. pro tip for the new people in the field

99.9999+% uptime is god atm. Deploy using blue/green or rolling updates, using TDD and CICD such as circle deploying to EBS just fucking make sure your application is stateless, and use temporary datasources with non-sequential pk's (or better yet, use nosql) so you can spool up rds instances appropriately

Auth0 provides reliable authentication to handle this sort of capacity too.

And for the fucking love of christ, do TDD. I got my masters by doing a paper on it and the TLDR is if you don't tdd, you're a fucking retard.

>>735054379
Great. So what's the point of you being alive again? What do you contribute to society?

Software Developer, engineer if I'm trying to sound fancy.
80k/year
26

>>735058138

please don't call yourself an engineer if you don't have an actual software engineering degree, you will get chewed up and spat out one day because of it, it's just a matter of time

>>735058130
>Implying working at a job means you contribute to society
>Implying you're irreplaceable

Also, see >>735054848

Another mad little faggot, lul

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>>735058073
Thanks for noticing fam. I rarely get em.

>>735052807
accountant
6,25$/hour

>>735058092

It is. In order to justify a fairly low-middle class salary for teachers with benefits, there are many hoops and barrels to jump through.

Your parents might not have had to go through this since PACT and BTSA are relatively newer requirements. Don't worry, more is probably to come.

Or if I recall, having a masters in your field exempts you from some/(maybe) all of the requirements. I wouldn't know. I just jumped on the teaching profession right after my B.A. and credential. Currently doing masters very slowly to not overwhelm schedule - and to get a small stipend, i suppose.

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>>735058010
Where?

Nurse
~$34/he
35yo

>>735058317
Better still, what companies offer this? I also have a practically immaculate drivers license.

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>>735058208
I engineer niggers

>>735054848
funny bait

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Pot shop Budtender
$15/hr + decent tips
24
To top it off, live in low cost area.
Life's good man.

>Lawyer (commercial ligation)
>$100k AUD annual, including bonuses,
>37,
>admitted as a solicitor 3 years ago (graduated from law degree at age 32).

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>>735058464

>Life's good

>$15/hr

kek

Chinese food delivery driver
$11.75/hour (around $24/hour if you factor in tips)
21

>>735058519
At 24 thats not too bad, esp if you have a chill lifestyle to go with it. I say good on anon.

>>735058501

100k doesn't go far these days bra unless you're living in hobart

in fact i'm surprised to hear you make so little given how fucking much my solicitor costs me (i'm the software engineer from above)

Repo man, 45k a year, 27y/o

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>>735058519
Not the same guy, but if you can live comfortably, then you're living good.

>>735058289
Wut? Chartered accountant ? Surely not for that low $???

>>735058539

I used to do this and I'd bring a separate box with me. Would take out 1 of everything throughout the night and fill the box + they'd give me free rice.

End of the night I'd have a mountain of food that pretty much go me through a few years. My heart still hurts to this day...

>>735058387
Every company pays differently. I'd investigate several, but I drive for Prime, Inc. None of our equipment is over 4 years old. Bleeding edge of trucking. A lot of other companies buy equipment from us., when past the 4 year mark. I'm happy here.

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>>735058519
Welp, I guess 15/hr wont do much for where you live, but shit, my apt is 350/mo, and my tips are 50-60/day, plus I smoke a lot of pot, so I cant complain, haha

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>>735058568
>At 24 that's not too bad

>>735057847
I did that, not a bad spring boar onto better stuff, BUt, you have to get out- headcuffs aint no way to make a living. Depressing AF in the long run....

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>>735058314
Yeah, teaching doesn't pay to much, but after almost 30 years each, my parents rake in around 200k a year between the two of them. I know my dad does some tutoring and also works as an insurance broker on the side. I admire their work ethic, since I don't really have any myself.

>>735058652
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.

>>735058578
Brisbane, the sunshine state :)

And 100k isnt too bad - for now. 1 yr solicitor is about 60 k, 2 yr, 80k, 3 yr 100k, 4 yr 120 k, etc etc, upto about 200k when it tops out a little unless you go onto special counsel/partner.

where bouts in aus are u m8?

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>>735058245
No problem fam

>>735058620
Unfortunately I get the food when it's already bagged and stapled shut so no free morsels. Sometimes though I help them out with some deep frying and stuff my pockets with extra fried pork.

Robotics student
833.27$/month
23

>>735058631
Fuck... I pay $450 just to rent a room. Even the most ghetto apartment where I'm at is $650 and you gotta pay $750 if u don't want crack heads and nieghbors that will rob your place and steal ur mail while your at work paying their welfare with ur tax dollars...

>>735058626
Thanks man, I'm in Cali right now and I have just over a year to make some good money. Living rent free while brother is in high school then rents are splitting up when my bro goes to college. He was the smart one. Parents were just shitty at raising a child till they leaned from the first one.

>>735058772

Brisbane also. My office is on Edward St right in the CBD.

English teacher at private school in Japan
$14.30 p/h
25

Really happy with this job. Hours are good, work is fun/easy for the most part, and the students are great. Also i love Japan.

>>735058690

The one perk is, yes, the salary automatically goes up every year by contract.

So most teachers start at 55k/year now, and it rises 2-3k per year.

Typically after 20+ years, schools will consider giving you something called "the golden handshake." Since it's expensive to pay 90-100k a year for a teacher, even if they're very good, they will offer you to retire with 2 years of your salary as a bonus.

Usually though, teachers who retire from teaching just become supervisors for the teaching credential program - which is actually well paying.

Example: in California, Santa Clara University is paying my old HS English teacher 110k a year since he has taught for 30~ years.

>>735058802
Dude, if it's brown bagged like where I worked you just buy stapler and take them out and fill your box. Then Re-staple. I would always snag a fortune cookie too during my last delivery.

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>>735052807
Perkins cook , $10.50 per hour , 43 hours a week , 38 years old , Wisconsin born and raised. This is my cat Angel .

>>735058841
No problem man. This is a job you can meet some serious cash for sure. I understand about your situation, I was in much the same. Now? Money is not a problem. My only bill cell phone. I live in my truck, they're quite big. So no rent, either.

>>735058928
Of course! How the fuck have I been so blind! Thank you anon. You've bestowed upon me a revelation for the ages!

>>735058829
Aw shit. I feel it. Get yourself to a smaller city. I'm less than 2 miles from downtown (250k-400k sized town) in a 600sqft 1bdrm.

>>735052807
i'm a job, celery and age

>>735059024
Just make sure you're careful when taking the staples out so you don't butcher it but it's usually only one or two staples max depening on bag size.

And even if you mangle it, if you fold the top of the bag over and restaple, no mother fucker ever knows. Happened to me multiple times and no one could give a fuck, no one looks at the bag like that when they're hungry as fuck waiting for some epic chinese

>>735052807
>22
>31.50 an hour
>Personal Banker, Casual (~ 4 days per week), average $1500 a fortnight.
>Also work as a comedy TV writer/producer for 'passion'. Find out if my show gets picked up by a network in 1 week.

User Administrator (IT) in a bank / undertaker, Poland

Base salary 15$ per hour, which alouds me to live a VERY comfortable life in this country (average wage is 0,2$ per hour)

28 yo

Farmer
160k/year
Working with family 12-18 hr/day

>>735059002
My only two concerns are showering and eating/diet situations. How do you cope with it if you don't mind me asking. Tbr I'm about to pass out. I'd I do or don't get your post, thanks for your time and advice m8 appreci8. Drive safe out there.

>>735059250
>15$ per hour
>15$
>$15
>alouds

>28 yo

Inbred Polish autist confirm. That shithole is just a breeding ground for pathetic, fucking retards.

>>735059371
Add me on Steam, it's the only service I use really. I'll answer any questions you have. User name is Ohh Long Johnson.

>>735059394

yeah I would like to see your face after you told it to anyone here eye-to-eye, soft western boy.

But yeah, whatever works for you mate, keep it going.

>>735059640

fucking KEK

feel the euro-rage

be quiet and admit some more snackbars to your country under the guise of "its fuh the greatrrr gud"

are you alouds to do that?

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>>735059640
>when you know it's true

>>735059619
AWWWW the cat ohh long johnson *y* its so sweet

>>735059739
Yeah lol. Oh Don Piano.

>>735059702

funny little man

>>735058631
Oh, and did I mention the free weed?
No, I don't think I did.
Welp. Free weed.

>Trading time for money.
>Being this Jewed.

>>735059947

come over here i'll nibble your fuckin ankles off you lumbering thundercunt

>>735052807
I am job
Ate my celery
Am 21

>>735060044

harsh words as for a 12 year old

>>735060017

>>735054379

Engineering student
20
Standard student loan

>>735055846
You get second dips on the gurls

>>735060147
>as for

lul, such inbred autism. I bet you know your sister is on her period when your fathers cock tastes like blood.

Age: 17
Local PC Scammer
Hyderabad, India
400 rupees/day

Remember everyone. Wealth isn't just how much you make, but also how little you can spend and how much you get for it.
I have friends that finished med school and live in LA with 100-120k+ jobs, 1 of which lives in a glorified closet and 1 lives out of their car.

>>735054405
Is it true that you get bored of your life fast when you win big from a lottery?

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>>735060350
>100-120k job
>living out of their car

I'll take, "Things that faggots made up" for $1000 Trebek.

>>735054597
Are you good at communicating?

Lifeguard
32/hour
19

AGE: 16
Earn around 12.5aud per hour

Disabled.
$900AU p/w
22

>>735060443
If you bothered to have a thought cross your brain once in a while, you might realize that cost of living can be higher in some places to ridiculous extremes.
But whatever, who am I to tell you how to think with any sort of clarity.
You do you man, you do you.

>>735054615
I heard that you don't actually learn shit from that

Mcdanks flippin burgers
11$/hr
19
Thanks OP now i feel less like shit

Nursing Assistant (overnights)
25/hour
24 yrs old

Also make ~1200 a month writing smut on Amazon.

Also in nursing school.

Manager at a dairy Queen 10.50$

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>>735060766
>implying there are places in the world where 100-120k a year salary isn't enough to afford a place to live
>being this fucking retarded

>be me
>scam people and sell betafags fake nudes
>make around $500 per day plus neetbux

>>735060808
tell me more about this smut, how sell?

>>735060901

fucking lel

i take it you're not familiar with Shanghai then? Come to my city. 1 million dollars for 46 sqm (495sqft)

Cashier at Publix
$11.65
18

started as
Front Service Clerk
$8.50
14

>>735061010
I assume in Florida? I work at publix as well

>>735060991
There's obviously some nut places but the faggot said LA, meaning you can live anywhere in the vicinity, adapt, and not be autistic

CAD cartographer in North Florida where all money sucks
$15.50/hr
29

>>735061060

it's not autistic to read what you wrote then contradict it

"autistic" is becoming /b/'s version of "stop oppressing me"

Cook at two The Old Bag of Nails Pub locations.
12.50 an hour, started at 12. Been there 3 months.
21.

>>735061128
Ah yeah, and I also miswrote 'in the world' not 'in the area'. high as fuck

>>735052807
Tardkeeper at Options Group (look after autistic kids)

£16,900/year
£7.75/hr

1.25x Overtime

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>>735061050
That's right. Largest/Busiest store in our district. Probably one of the busiest non-campus location existant. 10th largest store of all time AFAIR.
This company is pretty good. Call it bias, but it might just be the best grocery chain of all time. For workers and customers alike.

As far as I can tell. Nobody talks shit about Publix.

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>>735060901
>revealing that you have no clue how life really works outside your bubble
>thinking you know much more than you do
Ok bro. Have fun with all your well educated opinions, I'm sure they'll take you far.

Warehouse manager/counter sales, $21.25, 26

>>735061369
niggah
>>735061197

29, lawyer 190.000 usd/year + pension and car, fitness etc. lifes good aside from working 60 hours a week.

>>735052807

Research Chemist, sustainable fuels
$44k normally - currently unemployed due to Brexit
31

okay faggots. Some would think /b/ isn't the best place to find advice, but I'm really confused here.

Should I go into the Air Force? I really want to fly planes and shit.

I live literally right across the street from a small airport, and want to get a license there, but classes are kinda expensive.

I DO live right up the street to an airforce recruiter, so that works out. My brother tells me military just isn't worth it, as he's been there before. He also tells me I'd be fucked anyway because I need glasses, and they won't let me fly anything.

What do homies?

Customer Service Rep at a credit card company. $16 an hour.

>>735061695
oh. Age 27

>>735061631

Oh, and wishing I had sold out.

>>735061656

The vast majority of people who go into the airforce never fly, and yes, the fact that you need glasses means you'll never fly combat, ever.

Maybe supply if you're REALLY fucking good and I mean, way better than all the other perfectly "able bodied" pilots who you'll be competing with.

Pensioner
4480€/year til I'm 25
18

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>>735052807
Registered Nurse
$28.00
24 years old

>>735061812
damn... looks like i'll find something else to do.

>>735061924

thats the sad reality man

every body on the planet wants to be a "fighter pilot", so they can afford to only take basically superhuman people and not having perfect vision .. well yeah oyu get the point

Director of Supply Chain for a Fortune 500 firm.

36 years old.

$272,000

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>>735054182
Are you including taxes? Cuz that's not even minimum wage

>>735054597
Welcome to Costco. I love you

>>735054848

You're funny, kid.

You're the kind of person who trashes other people for not having to earn their way in life. You're the type of person that gets off by telling people they're small; when really, you're trying to hide your own insecurity; because you're really a nobody and always will be.

How do I know this? My ex-girlfriend was just like you. People will get sick of your shit and move on, OR you will be surrounded by vacuous idiots with no substance, just like yourself; and then when you DO meet a girl that blows your mind, she'll see through your bullshit and leave you destroyed.

I ain' even mad. But I do want you to remember those words. You will wake up one day feeling totally disheveled; and not know how to do anything about it. Mark my words.

I bet your name is like Justin, or Brad, or Scott, or Toby...you're definitely a real douche.

>>735052889
LOL!

Fence installer Forman
$18/hr
24

>>735052807
>celery
>$ 8.75/hr
37
Are you mexican?

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>>735055015
You own a grill? Where'd you buy yours?

Service Employee @ Ryder
18.84/hr
27

>>735055082
Why are you still wasting your time as a CNA? Get your RN, your CNA experience fits right in and you'll double your pay immediately

>us navy
>22k salary
>21 age
>not a get rich scheme

>>735052807
Spare parts seller
$ 200/month
40

>>735054947
>tfw can only lease my girlfriend

>>735055199
What state are you working in, and what type of floor?

>>735062368
I used to come back from sea with $40k in the bank when we were deployed. The tax-free zones really help.

Tennis instructor/coach
$60/hour
60

>celery

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>>735055279

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>>735055401
Does that bait taste good, newfag?

>>735056022
Navy

Didn't goto University, currently pulling $260k pa. In software. 34.

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>>735056092
>"Occifer, dere's sum faget called anon saying mean things kall da internet police!"

ISIS bombmaker
30 $/h but great health coverage
34

>>735059002
Don't you tired from truck?

>>735052807
>you're job,

>Wendy's

gee I wonder why

>>735052807
19
Kitchen Steward
18.50 p/hr // approx 1200 p/mnth

Keeps me happy while I study

>>735058095
is this english?

>>735063033
wtf ??????????????????????

>>735063997
xDDddXXddxDD

KYS CYNT

>>735052807
target cashier

$300,000 per annum.

45

>>735052807
shitposter on 4chan
0,00$/hr
60hrs/wk

Part time forklift driver at Lowe's
$1300-1400/month after any deductions or taxes
18

>>735052807
>You're job
>celery

Gee no wonder you work at Wendy's

>>735064175
no native speaker, whats that in alienenglish?

>>735064459
>60hrs/wk
slacker. step it up.

>>735052807

Home depot. 12.30 an hour. Full time

Reading this thread I feel sorry for Americans your wages suck :>

Unemployed in school atm

Baker in Dutch supermarket Albert heijn
16 years old
About 5 bux an hour

Slot Supervisor in Vegas Casino
$16.00 an hour + $19.00-$35.00 tips hourly
40

>>735052807
Research scientist at UW
$59.06/hr
38

>>735064884
Says the cunt earning $0 dollars

Shit money > no money objectively.