>tfw denied life's most basic and enjoyable pleasure

>>735052193
why did the threat you

Cheer up OP. Every dog has his day. Something will come around, I know it will. Until then good luck!

Where are you? I'll cut your Internet and take all your sim cards and install a WiFi jammer just so you stop fucking shitposting. Fuck you.
sage

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>>735052193
Go back to Tumblr you emotional faggot just do more drugs and it'll be fine. who needs sex when you have meth

>>735052276
>why did the threat you
looks like you need some ROSETTA STONE

>>735052276
because he's a faggot

too bad he's german and can't bring his guns to america. i almost offered to let him use one
>>735052299
not ever dog has his day. only the dogs people care about. obviously no one cares about me or will ever care about me
>>735052325
idaho
>>735052376
never been to Tumblr.

>>735052193
boo mutha fuckin hoo

>>735052482
hold on, gonna get some stones to throw at you

>>735052193
So do something productive to change your fucking sad pathetic life. The only one who can change your situation is yourself. Wallowing in self-pity constantly doesn't solve your problems.

To do that you need to actually go outside and live your life, which I highly doubt you'll ever do, but you really should.

>>735052193
be a hero OP and kill yourself.

>implying that constant interneterinos and porn isn't part of a healthy and wholesome breakfast

Self loathing isn't going to make your life better.

Neither will killing yourself or allowing someone else to kill you. All that will do is make those closest to you suffer.

Life has its ups and downs, but there is a lot of joy that can be found in life, you just have to pursue it--and don't give up if you fail.

Find something that makes you happy. And if you believe that nothing makes you happy, then get out there and keep looking, keep trying.

Don't waste all of the potential joy that your life can have. You can get through this.

Stop focusing on it. It is only nature influencing you. When you get it regularly, you're going to get bored with it. Then what? Will you base your existence around money? Popularity?

>>735052193
You probably never had a strong father figure.
It's a problem for many robots and modern men in general.
You're following female thought patterns and you're used to a feminized environment.
Overemotional pussyshit is just an illusion. You are capable of far more than this.
You can make it.

>>735052654
it's unavoidable, it'll happen.
>>735052789
it's not worth it to think about what i'd do if it'd ever happen because it fucking won't. don't waste time thinking about impossible shit
>>735052900
my dad is still alive and was always a very very strong masculine presence growing up.

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Not this fucking guy again

>>735053438
yup i'm a real fucking worthless piece of shit

go ahead say whatever you want dude.

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Pretty sure this is the "I paid 40 dollars for this" guy as well.

This is what Trump supporters do while they're waiting for their dear leader to tweet some new pearl of wisdom.

>>735052193
I remember meeting u at star cinema in columbus ohio. U were a waste of space there and you were a waste of space now. And.... Youve gotten fat.

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lmao ur mom fat

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Love is like lightning. You can't force it. It just strikes where it may. What you can do is clean yourself up - dress well, carry yourself with confidence. Also, stop shitting all over yourself - you may be on 4chan, but you aren't necessarily a bad person. Bad people never bother to ask if they're bad people, they just delude themselves that they are good people, and post on /pol/.

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I have crippling insecurities about pretty much everything about myself. What the fuck do I do guys

>>735052193

Real Talk, Anon:

I've been through what you're going through. It sucks...the first thing I would suggest to you....just start walking....walk a block for a week. Then two....then three....then a half mile...then a mile....work up to 5 miles. Do that once a day for 5 days out of the week...

Just in the time it takes you to work up to that 5th mile, you will already start to see results. It's a long road, and it's a lot of work, but you can get back to a place physically, that women will find attractive again. May not be what you want, but you'll be more appealing and sadly, that's what drives most people. Looks.

other, you'll die a virgin.

Problem is this nonsense food pyramid that the government has been pushing (which was fine when everyone worked on farms and in factories) but in 2017, it's bullshit. Plus we have all these other distractions that make us lazy.

Get out.....start walking. Trust me, it works.

>>735054307
You. You had some other thread going.
I have questions for you.

who is this guy and why do i always see him

>>735054480
kek

>>735052193
Goddammit, OP. This has got to be bait, right? I offered you a room in my home. I offered you drugs. I offered you prostitutes. I offered you friendship.

>>735052193
DO IT FAGGOT

>>735052193

Joke's on you OP. I feel like you do and I've apparently been way more successful too. Truth is nothing feels good enough to escape yourself, bud.

Eat a healthy diet, exercise, meditate, and socialize.
It may sound like bullshit, and you will have to force yourself to do it, but it will become a habit and I promise you will feel better.

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>>735052193
>take a shower
>bone a fat chick
>profit

>>735052193
Get your doc to prescibe you prozac and stop posting motherfucker

>>735052193
>that filename
nice bait faggit, that dude an hero'd months ago

>>735052193
ok some of the advice thats been given to you is sound but there is something those retards just cant seem to grasp,
you can go out all you want and "live your life" but everyone is still going to reject you its human nature (why be friends with a loser when you have better people around) the world is filled with abysmaly selfish assholes who care only about themselves. and with those people all you can do is do the same LITTERALY write down all the douchy stuff they do and copy it, and never EVER apologize, you will become one of them in 3 days.
for actual kind and loving people, wow uh... you are going to have some trouble there thats like finding a needle in a haystack 1 in 200000 people, the world is a shitty place my friend but if you are willing to do the effort you will find great friends (people who you can "be yourself" with).
in my case my friends are relatively mediocre not too douchy nor kind i could do better but i dont i feel commfortable and dont want to go through the extra effort, but once i made that choice i never bitched and whined about it i manned up and accepted my choice.

if you want more advice ask-

>>735057415
>falling for bait

>>735057538
in the off chance its real i might help someone hey maby im just naive

Good look Boy

>>735052193
Fag kys

>>735057833
>>735057538
why does it seem like bait to you?

I thought this guy an hero'd?

>>735052193
Honest advice from someone in your shoes, do hard drugs it helps.

>>735054286
i need some context on this gif. Cleverly crafted? Real? If real, why? I NEED ANSWERS

also i like your post and you could have continued the lightning analogy by implying that improving yourself is like hold a lightning rod, it makes it more lightning that you get struck

>>735052193
Get a hooker bro

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>>735052193
Same boat, except I get cash to do fuck around and distract myself

>>735052193
> "Hi can I go out with you?"
> "No"
> Repeat until someone says yes.

>>735057856
kek that filename means he saved this image off 4chan
the original dude titles his pics like
>worthlessshit.jpg
>uglyassmf.jpg
etc

>>735052900
>You probably never had a strong father figure.
This is more of a factor than most people think. Growing up in a single mother home fucks with people.

>>735052193
Omg you fucking loser your STILL on 4chan trying to get people to feel sorry for you.... i feel sorry for you in the fact that your too gutless to kill yourself

sachi pls

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>>735052193
weren't you the guy who said he was gonna kill him self like a year ago? can you fuck off already

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Dude eat a wiener.
Basement OP is legit in the SAME position as you, but im not being a lil bitch about it.

>pic related, me
>life is ridiculous, enjoy the slow train crash you call life.

>>735052193
How about you get off your fat ass?

Do something productive. Start exercising.

Just stop whining like a cucky butch. And do something.

>>735053483
you have the self esteem of a frozen squid... no wonder you can't get laid you have no pride and no self respect... i hope you never EVER get laid because I can't bear the thought of a woman ever wasting her virginity on a loser like you

>>735059539
more like 2 years ago... this guy has been coming on 4chan for at least 2 years now... he's a no hoper.

/thread

>>735059552
he wont though.... whining about how miserable his life is 4chan is all he knows best

>>735052193
>tfw denied life's most basic and enjoyable pleasure my entire existence

This isn't true, I'm sure there have been a shit load of humans (animals too) who have died virgins. There are no rules to nature.

>>735059548
I like you bro, you have positivity radiating from you.

Cool guy

>>735059669
if he wanted to get laid that badly he'd just go bang a prostitute but he wont. he'd rather sit and drown in sadness. I bet he goes through a bottle of jack daniels every single day because he's too useless to even make eye contact with another female apart from his mom when he emerges from the basement once a week

>>735059662
Fucking loser. I wish he'd kill himself.

>>735059775
same and sooner rather than later so we dont have to deal with his shitposting anymore

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>>735059692
Thanks my dude

>>735059669
Like i said in >>735059548
IM still a virgin, but i realize thats a thing thats on me. Where the fuck does OP get off thinking that being super sad and shitty about it will make anyone feel better for him.

Accept that life is going to repeatedly kick your testies and fuck your mother infront of you. You gotta come up with ways to make it worth dealing with.

>>735059884
Dude stop trying to pep talk him.... the only way he's ever going to score pussy is to drag his fat ass out of the basement and go talk to some chicks

>>735059669
Yeah, just think about all those dead kids.

Try 10 dried grams of mushroom before die. Maybe then no need for die.

>>735059921
its a back handed advice, i pretty much said to stop being a bitch

im just saying, im in an almost similar situation and im not a gigantic bitch about it.

>>735059884
You're welcome homie!
Get on meetme.com

Find a chick that will give you a smile like that instead of us. But please, don't evar ferget

>>735052193
These threads are always good fun

>>735060042
Holy fuck hah, ive actually got a meetme account, that shit is pretty garbage and i prefer face to face talking

>While i AM a virgin
>Have had a serious gf
>got my dick touched a bunch
>Just never got it IN

/b/ is always my homie. been here since i was 15
>am now 20 (10 days til 21)

>>735053617
Gtfo Jew

>>735060178
Idk man I've pulled 7 chicks within the 2 years I've had account. Made a few bro friends as cool as you.

My local area is pretty small, needless to say that bitches are turning me down because

"I know I saw you on femanons page a couple weeks ago flirting and posting pics together)

Fucking whores.

But keep up the positive attitude like you got. You will eventually be better than all of us.

>>735060042
bless you anon you are a good pierson