A gay youtuber named Matthew lush is holding a contest called "my gay online boyfriend". It's pretty self explanatory. 10 queers compete for a chance to fly out to and meet the guy.
One contestant is an old, leather biker vest wearing, malboro smoking, trump supporting, closeted homosexual. apparently, no one likes the guy, but I want to see the dreams of those other nine twinks crushed. You can vote for him here: http://www.MatthewLush.com/vote
Also, pic related. That's the creep, Josh.
>>735036756
kek why not? I'll vote for him.
>>735036756
i'm on it
>>735036756
the voting page jumps up to the top when you click. be careful.
>>735036756
voted and bumping
>>735036756
trollin'
>>735036756
voted
Bump and voted
Voted
>>735036756
Hue hue lets prove them wrong
>>735036756
Voted Josh! How the fuck did he get on there though? He looks like a troll.
there are a lot of faggits voting from his audience. we gotta beat these queers, /b/ros!
>>735040651
I thought the same thing. I never heard of this channel before but fuck! I have to watch it now to see what happens
This should be interesting.
>>735036756
bumping for interest
>>735036756
keep this thread alive
Voted and bumped
>>735036756
Voted my guy
Kek ok
Bump
His fucking picture on the vote site is priceless and exactly what you would expect.
dis goin be gud
Is there a bio? I can't view anything just vote.
>>735044120
kek he looks like he's killed a few people
A good Ol fashioned troll vote. By god its been a while
>>735044404
watch the video on youtube. the have video submissions
>>735044674
Ah gotcha
>>735044625
Last one was the election
>>735044854
lulz exactly. if /b/ can do that, /b/ can do this easy
>>735036756
Voted
Yo Op keep us updated man
voted
when do we get to see the results?
>>735036756
Voted and bumped
DO IT FOR JOSH.
Lets go Josh!
>>735036756
when do they announce winner/show results
>>735036756
not your personal army, dumbass
>>735045296
Hi there anonymous 4chan user! Just stopping by to ask why you didn’t end this comment with a period. Are you aware that this is improper punctuation and therefore the wrong way to go about using the English language correctly? I think I speak for this community as a whole when I say that this is quite disturbing and it makes me very confused. Was this merely an accident? Did you actually mean to add more but accidentally posted your comment prematurely? Were you killed mid sentence? The problem is that I have no clue! This will most definitely keep me up tonight if you don’t respond and acknowledge what you have done. Please reply with the proper correction. Thank you in advance, it is greatly appreciated and I hope this clears up any confusion for any other users in this thread.
After I typed this, upon further investigation, I noticed you also did not capitalize the first letter in your sentence. Please acknowledge this mistake as well and let me know you will not do this in the future.
>>735036756
V O T E D
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May Josh fugg this asshole and then eat children
voted and bumped
Voted. Wish we could see results
>>735036756
OP here. One of my room mate is like medium gay (watching this is one of the gayest things about him, besides blowing dudes). Anyway, he was watching this earlier today, and when I saw this guy, I immediately thought of /b/.
I don't go on 4chan that much anymore. I'll try to keep these threads going, but if I don't, you /b/ros can pull through.
>>735045383
You know what lulz are right anon?
>http://www.MatthewLush.com/vote
voted
#teamjosh
>>735045383
oh fuck off, no one loves you.
>>735045407
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>735045407
>>735045880
samefag?
>>735045383
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>>735046101
probably, some fuck is spamming copypastas in a bunch of threads
>>735046101
Nice try I would never commit such a sin on this website. Although it is anonymous I find it best when you choose to be honest and upfront about everything.
>>735046129
looks like little timmy from days of our lives
>>735036756
voted
>>735045880
Look man I was just here to help out with grammar and punc (short for punctuation) . I would really prefer it if we could keep this a lot less personal than you just made it. I am not saying I am rushing to the authorities quite yet but unless I get an apology I am highly considering it. Btw my uncle is in the cyber crimes division of the FBI.Have you ever taken into account what your actions and words might do to others? I am what you would call a "manly man" but dude... come on this is just taking it too far even for me ( and I like to joke about some hard core stuff lol) Just keep it in the back of your mind before you come at me like that again because I must admit that did quite scare me. There is no need for that on the internet with all that is going on today. For all you knew something really bad just happened in my life, actually let me rephrase that something bad DID just happen in my life. Care to guess what that is? It's your disgusting and hateful comments.My wife has never seen me this shaken up (literally am shaking) so please can you take some time out of your day to be a decent human being and apologize? It would mean the world to me right now.
Yuck would never vote for that fag! #teamryan
>>735046783
an hero
>>735036756
Chuckled so fucking hard after slow scrolling down and glancing at the pic of him.
team josh!!!
>>735047059
Fuck you Trump scum!
>>735047257
Not a trump supporter. I just think it'd be funny if he wins
Don't let your memes be dreams.
Vote for Josh
>>735045383
NYPA doesn't apply here summerfag. fuck off to bed.
All you faggots need to install python and run this script now:
import requests
from random import randint
from time import sleep
api = "http://www.matthewlush.com/VotingSystem/submitVote.php"
votecount = 0
while True:
votecount+= 1
fakeip = str(randint(90,180))+"."+str(randint(90,180))+"."+str(randint(90,180))+"."+str(randint(90,180))
postvars = { "postperson":7,"postip":fakeip }
x = requests.post(api,params=postvars)
if (x.text == "Thank you for voting!"):
print "Thanks to you, Josh is " + str(votecount) + " vote closer to buttbuddy fun time."
Site is shittily coded, so many votes for Josh.
>>735047257
make being gay great again!
>>735047495
anon your a god!
>>735047495
pastebin: XbUxVFGs
w/ indentation
>>735047509
Trumps slogan would be make gassing gays great again.
>>735047495
I'm having an issue running the code. Says there is an issues with line 6
guys Josh is rising!
>>735047495
could you also use tor to vote multiple times?
>>735047784
Post error here, also, did you get it from the pastebin or copy it directly? 4chan killed the indentation.
Get from pastebin here: L07WrkGY
>>735047954
No need to, it gets the IP from a POST parameter for some stupid reason instead of using the environment variables like every other PHP script ever.
>>735048062
I loaded it into Atom, indented it and saved it as a .py and as soon as I run it it crashes.
Not familiar with what pastebin is.
>>735036756
This is gonna be glorious. When is the voting ending?
>>735048062
every time I run the code I just get a syntax error. No error code
>>735048259
www
pastebin
com
/
L07WrkGY
>>735048259
Copy the error and post it here and I'll see what's wrong with it. What OS are you on? If on linux/osx run: pip install requests in bash/terminal and then try again.
>>735048312
At least one person is eliminated every week, I believe.
>>735048431
So... we gotta wait 10 weeks?
>>735048529
like we have anything better to do.
It is so on
>>735048393
Windows 10 Pro
>>735048529
could be less. I've seen this before. I think he starts double eliminating people.
>>735036756
Voted
>>735036756
>http://www.MatthewLush.com/vote
voted, had to refresh to get josh to show up on my browser for some reason.
Can we see the votes at all?
>>735045383
Summer already??? Gee time flies.
>>735048608
Post error here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWhXb__zG3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9NR8Si4tvE
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57f8c05d0dbd2
>>735049112
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57f8c05d0dbd2
lol, this guy gets around
>>735049112
what... the.... hell????
>>735049112
/thread is hilarious
Bump to the anus niggas
>>735047495
Windows 7 Errorz.
here we gooo
Oh pls pls pls make this happen b, for the lulz
>>735049692
with scriptz he's definitely going to win. the question is whether the youtuber will honestly follow through with the results
>>735049536
>>735049536
Are you using Python 3 or 2.7?
Install 2.7 and use that if using 3.
Also make sure you have the requests library.
>>735049536
>>735049861
>3.6
Figured it out.
My python version needs ( ) for prints
>>735049536
lolwtf
try deleting the quote and retyping it?
>>735050010
>>735049940
solved
My body is ready
>>735050059
ModuleNotFoundError: No module named 'requests'
Does this mean I'm missing the request library?
I got cancer from looking at this website
>>735050086
>ModuleNotFoundError
>Do I miss it?
Read yourself anon, you do.
So I got into the admin panel and here's the current scores.
Better Josh harder.
Voted for the faggot
>>735050137
give me 10 mins :^)
>>735050137
>So I got into the admin panel
holy fuck nice job dude
how tf did you do that tho
>>735050137
hahaha dude this is great!!!
>>735050196
HEZ A HACKUH
>>735050137
If dubs add Moot
>>735050137
Keep us updated anon.
>>735050196
Not him but probably something simple like sql injection
>>735048834
>>Time flies when you're a fag.
>>735050196
Actually stupidly easy, he copied some online tutorial, much kek
>>735045407
>Ending a question with a period
R E T A R D A L E R T
>>735050310
Roll
>>735050194
work your magic /b/ro. He's gonna win!
>>735050194
noishe
He said in the video there re going to be multiple rounds.
He only cuts off the bottom 2 from each round.
getting Josh to the top won't do anything and we have to keep at it till the end.
He even said he's going to pick the last one out of the last two.
So basically he's already decided who's going to win as he's just going to smudge the numbers everytime to keep his favorite for the next round.
>>735050310
Rolling
>>735050442
Fuck off
>>735049807
This, we should dox him now and fuck with him if he doesn't deliver
>>735050437
what a faggot
>>735050310
rolling for this
>>735050437
wow he is a fag
>>735050310
Agreed, dubs decides what I do w/ admin panel.
>>735050567
Top kek
>>735050310
Rollerino
>>735045661
>you must be new
>image shittily cropped
>accidentally leaving the quote in
well meme'd my friend
Nov 9: Top 12 Meet the contestants!
Nov 11: Top 10 Challenge
Nov 16: Top 8 Challenge
Nov 18: Top 6 Challenge
Nov 23: Top 4 Challenge
Nov 25: Top 2 Challenge
Nov 30: Winner Announced
>>735050529
obivously add moot or hitler (or both) (don't forget to change the admin pw)
>>735050529
Delete all contestants except Josh!
Voted
>>735050486
Yeah, we definitely gotta get revenge if he doesn't deliver. something that'll let him know he dun goofed.
All the comments are basiclly hating on our main man josh. Usually theyre all about equality, but when a REAL man comes in to play they start to shit themselves
>>735050675
This.
>>735050529
ADD MOOT NAO
>>735050529
Add Stalin as a contestant.
>>735050675
>>735050761
That's too obvious, he will just reset the whole thing.
>>735050529
i think you should let josh have his moment he look really depressing
>>735050431
Are we the only ones runing for Based Josh?
>Inb4 "It was all a prank, I was just Joshing you"
>>735050529
Moot as a contestant
>>735045383
jesus do you have no sense of humor
fuck off with your nypa shit
>>735050795
rerollerino
Add black cock
>>735050812
good ol josh
>>735050529
We want MOOT
>>735050828
Roll
>>735050529
Change all names to Faggot Butthole 1, faggot butthole 2, Nigger Faggot, etc etc... OR just delete the whole thing. Your decision.
>>735050529
Rolling for moot
>>735050529
Add Hitler in there
Rolling to add Spiderman
>>735050899
>>735050911
winrars
>>735047495
be careful though guys, if too many vote for him its going to be obvious that some fucked with it
>>735050926
>>735050911
>>735050904
>>735050899
>>735050875
>>735050874
>>735050853
>>735050849
>>735050828
>Roll for
>Roll for
>not doing shit for josh
fuck off niggers, compile that python script and do something
>>735050529
change the password after he posts the results/decision to blackmail him into picking josh or punish for not doing so
I hope Josh rapes this guy and wears his skin upside down so he talks out his butthole.
>>735050997
Those guys can't handle a REAL man!
>>735050997
so salty
>>735050997
kek
>>735050997
they'll all be sorry. how dare they insult a real man!!?!?!?!?!!
Josh is a real man who knows how to please a man. Fuck, Josh is the fucking best.
>>735050911
>>735050899
>>735050997
Too many potential courses of lulz to choose from.
>>735051092
Actually can't easily change the password it's that shitty, but he could get back in I'm sure, dox would be more effective.
>>735051211
Preach Dood.
>>735050997
these faggots need Josh
oh boii 200 here
this gives new meaning to the phrase "just joshing"
This thread is so gay that I have to post some pussy
>>735036756
This is going to be fun they have no idea what they are up against.
>>735050529
Refresh that, I want to see if python is doing its job
>>735050809
considering how it took 7 whole minutes for only 30 votes:
>>735050137
>>735050529
i think so
>>735051305
thanks for that bro
>>735051305
This wouldn't please Josh. Not interested. Only interested in what interests Josh. Damn, Josh is cool as fuck.
>>735047495
fuck and I was just about to suggest exploiting that shit website
good job anon very good job
>>735050809
Just started Joshin' here!
>>735051305
this feels even more gay
>>735045407
>Hi there anonymous 4chan user!
*Hi there, anonymous 4chan user!
>>735051305
>>735050997
>>735051336
these kids are fucking pricks
>>735051362
>>735051352
Yeah, it's going up weirdly slowly, can assure you it's not a security mechanism though, I have a feeling whatever shitty hosting it's on can't quite keep up with that many concurrent SQL connections but his code doesn't spit out an error.
look at you fucking cockroaches its been a while since ive giggled at something in this bitch
Josh is like the underdog we gotta get Josh to the top!
How many of you are script voting for Josh?
Thank you to everyone that's voted. Doesn't matter if it was once or 3534635652323545676 times.
>>735051699
I am
>>735051699
not enough obviously
All Josh has to do is get more than the bottom 2.
Gaygod is only cutting out the last 2 and then restarts the vote.
There will be a new contest every week.
Stop wasting all your energy, save it for the next 5 weeks.
>>735036756
Sounds good.
You sold me on this raid when you started comparing the leather enforcer grandpa in-the-making to other participants.
I can hear it now "obviously Josh having 70% of the votes is illegitimate, so he's eliminated"
>>735051792
>>735051699
I just started installing python. Will be ruining it overnight if I can.
All Josh has to do is get more than the bottom 2.
Gaygod is only cutting out the last 2 and then restarts the vote.
>Josh gets 10000000 votes
>Would've won off real voting anyway
>Get's accused of cheating
>Banned from only thing in his life worthwhile
>Kills himself.
>RIP Josh, king of kings
>>735036756
You kids have some really loose definitions of old
>>735051699
Python died, starting again...
>>735051830
not if we remove the others and add Hitler to the list
>>735051870
Are you older than Josh and a khv? Not trying to poke fun at you because I'll be in that very boat soon.
>>735051805
I swear to god, if this happens. Matthew lush is fucked
>>735051912
mine too :<
>>735051912
system32 is a virus delete it
the stupid website doesnt display any ranks whats keeping this homo from just choosing whatever contestant he wants?
>>735047495
debug pls
>>735051949
Yes! KILL THE PIG! SPILL HER BLOOD!
>>735051699
I had to make some modifications but I'm up and running
>>735050137
How about you just add a new contestant and we'll vote him?
I suggest adding CWC. It can't be hitler or moot or whatever because we want people to feel confused.
>>735051969
>>735051912
busted
probably killed the allotted bandwidth for the site heh
>>735051975
look like it's sorted by number of votes tho
>>735047495
I don't wanna sound like an utter tool but why aren't you using the full range of global IPs?
Also add some headers to fake an actual browser mate.
>>735051699
just started
>>735051940
No, i'm 27 and it's almost the same as being 22 and the guys i know in their 30s are almost the same as the guys I now in their late 20s. I just think it's funny when someone looks at someone who's not even 40 and calls them "old"
Like goddamn you're going to be that sooner than you think.
>>735051805
We'll send him cheese pizzas
>>735052069
>>735051975
oh im retarded
>>735036756
oh my god stooooop
>>735052041
use this one: L07WrkGY
holy kek we are at it
>>735052204
Beautiful
>>735050529
Dont add moot or hitler. Add something sneaky which normies don't get.
Add CWC.
And when he wins we'll let him know that a STD free boyfriend is waiting for him.
Now obviously there will not be sexytime but CWC will make a big deal out of it. It's going to be a lulzfest.
>>735051969
>>735051912
Still up baby!!!
>>735052204
>http://www.MatthewLush.com/vote
We just need 7% more!!!
>>735052279
THIS
>>735052112
>Like goddamn you're going to be that sooner than you think.
an hero.
>>735052072
Feel free to play with the script, I made it in like 2 minutes so it's pretty basic and shitty, might add User-Agent randomization later, but it's honestly unnecessary. If he's using a POST parameter to log the IP's, he has no idea how to do properly filter fake votes. And as for the IP range, you could put 1234 and his site would still accept it.
>>735052385
Thank you for joshing.
>>735052316
7%? lets go even further!
>>735052189
not working. It fails at the first iteration now with this error. same happens with the previous script now
>>735052372
Why? There's practically no difference except you recover from hangovers quicker.
>>735052279
newfag here, he'll make a big deal out of it? does he have a youtube or something?
>>735052464
The longer you live, the longer you prolong your suffering. The longer I exist the more of a failure I become. You know.
>>735052449
I'm still up, with 400 votes.
>>735036756
NYPA but fuck this shit anyway.
>>735052515
kys emo nigger.
>>735052515
For all you know when you die there's eternal suffering. Stop being such a gloomy cunt
>>735052513
wait a sec, everytime i refresh the site, the contestants are scrambled, sometimes josh is first and sometimes another fag
>something fishy going on here
>>735052432
Fucking kek, josh.py needs a github.
>>735052614
It randomises the order each time.
>>735052637
butt why, its so fucking simple script
>>735052670
no
Im a nigger
>>735052689
Nigger
Almost makes me want to sub to this guys channel
>>735052689
he doesnt know what git is for nigger
>>735052385
>log
>>735047747
>Make America Straight Again
it was that easy, anon
>>735052637
Here is a python 3.6 friendly version for you all can't execute guys.
pastebin com/JMfkzs8h
>>735052513
It's too epic and too long story to write, so google him.
CWC is a classic target for cyberbullying and raids. He's autistic and doesn't understand when he's being tricked, and he will make a big deal out of everything.
Also, now he's a she.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agytmRqQBvU
>>735036756
What is that jacksepticeye photoshop doing there x)
>>735052780
>>735052829
Reaching the 500 votes soon, also reaching thread dead.
Create a new thread.
>>735052785
>WHEN YOUR PUSSY IS WET YOU WANNA DRY YOURSELF RIGHT AWAY. THAT'S WHY TOWELIE SAYS; DONT FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL.
>>735036756
You guys are all fucking retards and fags
>>735052883
forgot pic
>>735052819
I don't trust you, you're a skelington
>>735052904
All you're doing at this point is making it more suspicious. Josh doesn't NEED to win every round if faggot youtuber is actually going to follow through with what he says.
>>735052898
thank you very much :)
Stop giving the gays attention
>>735052963
fuck off
>>735052898
shut up matthew youre gonna have to let josh inside you
Why not use Trump instead of CWC?
>he looks gay
>he looks gay
>he still looks gay
>>735053003
>>735053000
It's be done boys Moot is now our ultimate champion
>>735052938
Can't argue against that
>>735053025
wtf gtfo or lulz with us
nah spidey is right
this is retarded
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGEND
>>735053051
The absolute madman!
This is no longer a spiderman thread, moot saved us
>>735053118
Fuck that traitor
>>735036756
>>735053157
This.
Moot was also a blue pilled faggot twink
>>735053118
Hipster Stalin says: "vote for Moot"!
>>735053118
we vote for moot now. everyone change the script
Thread dying soon.
Cont >>735053194
theres 2 moots now, take one down so it doesn't look as suspicious
>inb4 moot winner KEK
so are we voting for moot or josh now?
>>735053201
Hopefully josh is still a runner up
>>735053175
too late faggot
We need Josh as a runner up.
>>735053222
trips has spoken
IF YOU LOOK AT THE VOTEPERSON ID ITS 1337
ADMINPANEL ANON I LOVE YOU.
iN SCRIPT CHANGE 7 TO 1337
>tfw Moot looks gayer than all of them KEK
>>735036756
Is this in based? Because I tried to vote and it said I already did. Do I need to kill some fag in my school?
>>735053303
I'd fuck moot and I'm not even full homo
>>735053175
learn to kek summer fag.
>>735053175
This isn't anon demanding that we do something. It's a suggestion to do something for the lulz, to have fun. Now stop being a fucking faggot and help Josh win so that we can see the shitty aftermath
bumpity bump bump.
>>735036756
Plot twist Matthew is OP
>>735045383
>WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER EEEEEENDS
These summerfags man.
>>735050137
The thread that keeps on giving.
Fucking KEK!
Josh is a ghoul.