At work and bored. Post what's in your pockets atm. In mine:

>>735036103
tobacco. what a stupid moron you are. paying someone good money to kill you.

bet that sharpie's been in your pooper, but that i won't hold against you.

>>735036261
It's a bad habit I know. But you know what? FUCK YOU that's what. Also no not that one.

>>735036103
Nothing. I have nothing on my pockets. I'm not even wearing anything that has pockets.

>>735036103
You need your meds constantly?
Also nothing in my pockets because I'm in the shower.

>>735036404
No, you're definitely the one being fucked. You and the poor farmer who is getting pennies for their tobacco while the tobacco company is fucking rolling in dosh, laughing their asses off all the way to the bank. And they're laughing at you. They probably own cancer treatment centers and funeral homes too so they can laugh at you 3 times.

>>735036583
Yea probably. But whatever. That's what this thread is about. So get fucked

>>735036500
What are you wearing?

>>735036755
I hardly see how you dying a horrible death because some greedy shitstain wanted to make some money off you is "whatever".

PS, nothing in pockets. I'm sitting at home, why would I need anything in pockets?

>>735036816
A bed sheet and a bungee cord.

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I keep my cock in my pocket.

My balls in the other.

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typical summer loadout

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>>735037876
dat micromachines TIE Interceptor

>>735038011
i find it offers the best mix of speed, agility, and firepower

>>735037512
then what do you keep in your ass?

>>735038354
where the mop bucket?

>>735038011
action fleet is awesome shit

You look like we could be friends

>>735037876

Bullshit - you just dumped out your kitchen junk drawer.

>>735036103
Can I see more photos of just that Gerber knife anon?

>>735040226
nah, my kitchen junk drawer is full of random needless things which would be stupid to carry around in my pockets all day

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>>735040249
Sure. I like it $25.99 at menards. Pen was $40 Amazon

>>735040067
Very possibly. You can tell a lot about someone from their pockets. Care to share?

>>735040973
my dad has a different model of that knife with larger holes on side of it, did they change that or something ?

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>>735040973
This is the first job I've had that I have time to browse 4chin. Siting in my unit listing to music waiting for the next stage to start.

>>735041121
There are a few models that look similar. It's a good knife.

bmpp

>>735041625
Nice

>>735042079
Love that knife. I wish I could find one like that. >illegal in my state

>>735042234

I actually bought that in the states.
>hint: go to gun shows they sell them

>>735038354
4chan janitor?

>>735042234
in reality it's a shitty knife, especially for an edc knife,

>>735036103
Also my thread. God I'm bored help me pass the time.
>>735042019

>>735042492
Ya I just like the style

>>735036581
In case the mood strikes!

>>735038354
>mexican

>>735041625
>doesn't have limited edition GBC

bumps

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>>735036103
>Gerber

hows the tact pen and pen light?

what kind of batteries?

>>735044161
Post your shit then bitch. If not then stfu

>>735044557
2 AAA. Light has 3modes it's very handy. Pen has some weight but feels good. Wrights well and has a glass breaker.

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+ ishit 5

>sharpie
In pooper nao

>>735046051
this

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>>735036103
tactical pen?

What kind of retarded faggot are you?

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>>735040226

>>735037876
>floppy disk
hahahahahahahahaha

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>>735040973
>$40
>pen

>>735047225
im surprised anyone knows what it is, I keep my secret codes and such on it,

>>735047094
The best kind!

>>735047790
lol you pocket carry the 22?

>>735047790
Fuckin sweeeeet!!

>>735048030
Outside pocket. So shut up faggot it's at least touching it.

>>735048030
I'm on duty right now, I carry a Glock 23 off duty. Just thought I would show her off otherwise it looks empty

>>735048574
>carry a Glock 23 off duty
concealed?

>>735048702
No I keep it strapped to my fore head lmao. Yes concealed asshole!

>>735048833
lol no need to get butthurt

>>735048574
Oh shit it's the cops. Abandon thread the pigs are here. /sage

>>735048888
>calls me a pig
>gets quads...

I'll allow it

>>735048865
Are you OP?

>>735042079
Really want a stiletto but live in the UK

>>735049037
no.

>>735048888
What a waste of quads....

tactical chewing gum, tactical keys to house and garage, tactical wallet with tactical banknotes, tactical credit card, tactical phone, tactical lint

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>>735036103
This is all I ever keep in my pockets, op

>>735040973
So what's special about the pen?
It has a metal case?

>>735048888
OMFG I have never gotten quads. And in my own thread to top it off!!! This is a day for the books son

>>735049328
Glass breaker. Zoom in

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The daily carry, Hinderer XM18 3"

I don't really go anywhere these days that would justify me having anything in my pockets, but when I do computer repair oddjobs and I don't want to take my full repair kit I'll keep these on me

- Teeny turner (small 10 in one skrewdriver)
- USB stick with installation media and portable diagnosis tools and anti mal/bloat/whateverware
- USB stick with UBCD and Xubuntu liveboot

I also usually try to have a ethernet tester on my but unless I want to spend a crisp hundo I can't get one small enough. Would have do 3 repairs to pay for it and I need to eat

>>735049844
Why don't you get a job doing it. This way you are making an hourly rate. Instead of getting paids by the job

>>735051258
Long story, basically can't hold down a job because of bipolar disorder. keeps me in bed for weeks at a time. I've only ever been able to hold down a job for a few months. At least I have this though. but between this and food stamps I scrape by, just barely

>>735051729
Sorry to hear that b/ro why don't you get on meds?

>>735052480
ah that's it's own whole thing, I don't qualify for medicaid because texas, and I can't ever afford to make it to a doctor. it is what it is though

Poverty isn't all that bad, I've never really not been barely scraping by so I don't really know what anything else is like

>>735052600
Well I've been broke as fuck myself and I hate it. It may sound bad but if I can't make 50k+ a year it's hard to live. Granted I have 3 kids and a wife that doesn't work. But having money just makes life easier. I don't care what anyone says it does.

>>735053803
yeah, I agree it makes things easier
but I'd rather not hate every moment of my existence so I try not to think about it.

>>735041625
You're a lucky man

>>735038711
don't need no bucket

>>735042431
ain't no janitor

>>735043216
ain't no mexican

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this delicious piece of bacon