My parents found a vibrator in my little sister's bedroom

>>734978655
uhh what do you think she's doing with it lol

Well shes probably fucking herself with it

>>734978655
Puberty in the 21st century, nothing new

Not getting pregnant

Degeneracy has permeated everything bud. Technology is the main carrier.

>>734978655
>What the fuck is a 13 year old girl doing with a vibrator?
12-14 is the age most average people go through puberty, so it's only natural for her to want to experiment with herself and her body.
The real question you should be asking yourself how did she acquire one, you have to be at least 18 to purchase one.

>>734978655

Pics of sister...

When is guys were 13, we were masterbating like a fucking madman. So it isn't that crazy. If guys needed a toy to feel pleasure, I'm sure we all would've have a toy.

>>734978655
the same thing she would use here fingers for...

pics or it didnt happen

>>734978832
This. Shes also not getting STDs. What's wrong with her having a vibrator?

>>734978655

I'd be more bothered about what your parents are doing with it

>shudder

>>734978882
Probably borrowed it from a friend, stole from a friend.

Or her mother.

>>734978655
So you would rather her be fucking real boys, then?

>>734978886
Seconding

>>734978655
Oh no a pubescent girl is masturbating stop the presses. Don't be such a fag

>>734978655
Better a dildo than an uncovered dick and another teen pregnancy.

>>734978655
how did it smell?

also you should check her hymen.

nigga you need to kill her

>>734978655
Your parents sound like cunts.

13 year old dudes jerk off all the time this is the same shit

>>734978953
thirding

>>734978655
When I was in 7th - 8th grade kids were fucking. That's like age 13 to 14 in most areas. Nothing has changed. You just now have a sister to experience first hand.

>>734978882
When I was 13 I knew how to order 18+ items online without my parents help and hide it from them. And that was 12 years ago when it was still a bit harder to do.

>>734978882
Some older guy she fucks got it for her.

>>734978886
Third

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>>734978882
>The real question you should be asking yourself how did she acquire one

That was the question, dipshit

>>734978655
OP should let her know his dick is available
because it's obvious your a fucking incestuous neckbeard cuuuuuuck

In all my time on 4chan, this is one of the few times I've seen /b act reasonably.

>>734978882
>you have to be at least 18 to purchase one
what kind of shitty freedom hating country does this law exist in?

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>>734978886
>>734978953
>>734979021

Fine. Here.

That is about the age boys start to masturbate.

>>734978882
>you have to be at least 18 to purchase one.
What? I present to you. America.....

>>734978882
Thanks man.
"Why the fuck a 13 yo girl does masturbate ?" wawn that is a stupid question.
Answer: human being. Reproduction. Needs. Sex. Puberty. Hormones.

There is literally no difference between a 13yo and an adult using a vibrator, not is there s difference between using a toy and using your hands. Gow old were you when you started masturbatin? Get over it dude, this isn't a problem and there's no degeneracy involved.

>>734978655
Why care? There isn't anything wrong with discovering your sexuality or masterbation in your own privacy.

>>734978655
So you never jack off, Anon? Fucking faggot.

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>>734978886
Fourth

Plus pic of said vibrator

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>>734979099
did your school not teach you how to read?

>>734979008
this

>>734979099
No it wasn't, the question was what she was doing with it. In other words it's a difference of 'why' vs 'him'.

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>>734979123
Almost every western country.

>>734979151
>image search

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>>734979099
Actually that wasn't the question, dipshit.

>>734979151
This thot ain't 13

>>734978655
She's cumming hard from her creamy little vagina. If she wants someone to clean it up with their tongue I would be happy to.

>>734979037
This. A prepaid visa from the supermarket and an internet connection can get a 13 year old far.

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After they found it, do you think your father smelled it when your mom wasn't looking?

>>734979008
>13
I was cranking it out like a madman at 10.

>>734979305
citation needed

>>734978655

Course, it might not be hers

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I kinda think it's safe to masturbate than exactly have sex at that age. Would it be better than her going out fucking dudes? IDK, parenting in modern western society is a bitch.

>>734978655
yer dad is gonna lick it all night. Isn't that worse?

>>734979336
Op here. I didn't post this >>734979151

I'm not posting pics of my little sister. One of you faggots might know her.

>>734978655
I take it you weren't jacking off at 13 years old?

>>734979481
as for pic, that's a joke right?
cant imagine anyone choosing a console over pc unless they're broke

>>734979535
i started when i was 17 cause im not a fucking degenerate normie

I know what your feeling op in yr 9 there was a Tabaco and drug cartle in my grade.

>>734979589
Why not both?

>>734978655
Women/girls start hitting puberty between ages 8-11. Why wouldn't she have a vibrator? You telling me when you were 13 you never jacked off?

>>734979608
>17
>degenerate normie
Keeping that virginity protected huh dude

>>734978655
The question you should be asking is, where did she get it from?

>>734979589
>unless they're broke
or don't like playing with cheaters

>>734979608
no, just an autistic manlet then

>>734979608
Liar.

>>734978655
>asked for it back
>the audacity

I really don't see anything wrong here. You don't remember when you started masturbating, do you op. You probably didn't have the luxury of using an aide, but what is the issue here?

>>734979763
the fucking internet anon, you can buy them from Amazon

>>734979763
lurk moar>>734979099

>>734978655
During ancient rome girls had bf starting from 9 years old... At 16 a family. This society is just too old, and we got 25 years old guys that cannot be independent from family.

>>734979481
>He's too poor to own a console and a PC.

If you have to pick between the two, you can't afford either. Gaming isn't a poorfag hobby, piss off.

>>734979397
Underrated post

>>734979123
It's not a law. It's up to the discretion of the sellers of the product.

>>734978655
My little sister and I have a relatively normal brother/sister relationship, but I bought her a small dildo at my local sex/head shop when she approached me with it. As a good brother, I'd rather her fuck a dildo rather than some std infected fuccboi.

>>734979919
With what? 13 year old kids don't have credit cards and you can't buy adult toys with gift cards.

>>734978655

Do you know how sexually frustrated 13 year olds are? A vibrator is a GREAT idea. Make them easier to deal with/be around.

>>734980106
>you can't buy adult toys with gift cards.
You can on amazon

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>>734980076
How could she approach you with it before you bought it and gave it to her?

>>734980106
>13 year old kids don't have credit cards
I did.
>and you can't buy adult toys with gift cards.
Yes you can.

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>>734978655
>She actually had the audacity to ask for it back after they took it.

Dude, that's crazy. She wanted her own property back!? Kids these days. Smdh.

>>734980180
no you can't.

>>734979589
>>734979981
Neither of you seem to understand the image on its most basic level.

>>734979533
for a while i thought, how the hell can someone here know a 13 year old in real life

and then i remembered, this is /b/

>>734980220
>the idea

>>734980231
No you can't.

>>734979305
Not true. It's not illegal for under 18's to buy sex toys in America in general. Some states have some odd laws. There is nothing illegal about buying one online. Some shops may have a policy not to sell to minors but no laws are broken. It's not illegal in the vast majority of the western world.

>>734980256
I know for a fact you can. My ex was a chatterbate slut.

>>734980231
Ah, Mr. Santos L. Halper, nice to meet you finally.

>>734980262
>HURDUR MUH SHITTING ON CONSOLES MEME

You can't seem to understand how hardware works, the image makes no fucking sense because its made by an imbecile who has only base understanding of hardware functions.

Now piss off poorfag, your superiors are talking.

>>734980106
>13 yos don't have credit cards

Id like to see where you get your information because you obviously don't talk to many 13 year olds,

>>734980380
You can't. I know for a fact that you can't.

I tried to buy a fleshlight with one and they wouldn't accept it. No way to verify age.

>>734980427
Lol calm down dude I didn't even post the picture.

But I will say this: you're a fucking idiot

>>734980435
This. I had a Visa Buxx at 14. I'll be 30 in August.

>>734978655
Guess it would be better that she would fuck some niggers and get pregnant huh?

>>734979368
Kek

>>734978655
Better question is why you have not found and sucked the juices off of that shit and/or try to replace it with your own minuscule cockling.

>>734980319
Amazon let's you use prepaid Visa/MasterCard/etc... You can use that on pretty much anything you want on their site, except other gift cards. I have even used one to buy a prostate massager. I've never had to verify my age for any amazon purchase, though I imagine I would have to for alcohol.

>>734980435
Issuing a credit card to your child on your account isn't the same thing as a kid having a credit card in their name. A little girl with daddy's credit card doesn't have credit. Her dad does.

It is impossible for a person under 18 to sign a credit card contract because contracts with minors aren't valid.

>>734980495
Than you must be a stupid dragon dildo fucking faggot. My ex would get over $1500 a week from lonely fags sending her amazon gift card codes.

>>734980672
>Amazon let's you use prepaid Visa/MasterCard/etc
duh. Wasn't saying they didn't.
>You can use that on pretty much anything you want on their site
Except for products restricted by law. It's illegal to sell a minor a sex toy.

>>734980722
>13 year olds don't have credit cards
>I mean they couldn't apply for one or have it be in their own name

Oh, so you admit you're a retard?

>>734980784
Your ex girlfriend, who was a chaturbate slut as a minor.

Riiiiigggghhtttt.

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>>734979099
Learn to fucking read
>Pic related
>(You)

>>734978655
Getting off, I think most kids start about that age.

>>734980722
You're a fucking moron that has not idea how credit card processing works. The merchant doesn't know your date of birth based on the card. If that were the case, stores wouldn't ask for if when purchasing alcohol on plastic.

>>734980495
>>734980836
It's not illegal to sell a minor a sex toy. It might be against company policy... But it's definitely not illegal

Maddi

>>734980722
Back when I was a minor, I used PayPal which had the option to generate a single-use credit card number that pulled from your PayPal balance. I linked PayPal to my savings account that my parents helped me set up in my own name. I could deposit cash, and use it online with a PayPal credit card number.

>>734980836
>It's illegal to sell a minor a sex toy.
No it's fucking not. Maybe your state has fucked up laws, but the feds have no law against it

>>734980903
So your saying that girls who have parents give them credit cards don't realize that their parents look at what they buy with them?

>She used a credit card her parents gave her to purchase a vibrator on Amazon
>here parents would never know
You're the one who is retarded.

>>734978967
like shit actually.

>>734980927
She wasn't a minor. She was 19. Just saying she bought all her toys and leathers with donated gift card codes.

>>734980836
Let me ask you, how does a website verify age? You can literally put in any date you want because they don't need official documentation.

You think it's that hard for someone to bump their birthday from 2005 to 1995?

Also selling a sex toy to a minor is not illegal.

>>734980722
Agreed a minor can't have a credit card under their own credit. They CAN have a debit card like a visa debit though which is widely accepted online incl amazon. They can also use prepaid credit cards, gift cards, and credit cards in their own name on an account owned by an adult

>>734981079
Having a credit card issued in your name is proof of adulthood.

The reason it is proof of adulthood is because it's literally impossible to get a credit card in your name if you are under 18.

>>734981155
Credit card statements don't say what was purchased, just the merchant and the sale amount.

>>734979169
>Reproduction.
And here is the stupid answer.

>>734981155
Lol do you ever look at your credit card invoices? They don't list the individual specific items that were purchased. Not to mention most sex toy distributors use unassuming names for billing and delivery.

>>734981187
So she was shoving it up her ass? I've always wondered how common that was for girls.

>>734981456
>Circumstantial evidence is circumstantial

>>734981329
>They CAN have a debit card like a visa debit though

No, they can't. If a minor has a debit card, that debit card is associated with an account that has an adult as a cosigner. Banks do not open accounts or minors, because opening an account requires a signature on a contract and minors can't legally sign contracts.

I wouldn't mind my daughter having a vibrator at 13, but I'd prefer if she was comfortable enough to ask her mom or me to buy it for her instead of getting one through unknown means.

>>734981456
No its not. It's possible for an adult to give a family member under 18 a card with the kids name on it which is linked to the parents account. It doesn't prove age

Why the fuck are their no pics of the sister in this God forsaken thread?

>>734981456
This is why I hate summer. Kiddos who are wrong and still arguing about it. I know it's not impossible, I've had credit cards with my name on them, even if they were linked to my parents accounts. Used them to buy anything I wanted.

>>734981585
You keep assuming because it's associated with an adult account, that adult is meticulously monitoring purchases and investigating the companies that those purchases came from

>>734981610
The real question should be how long she's had it. If she got it when she was ten or eleven it's a different story.

>>734981585
Lol I've had a visa debit since I was like 16. It's not linked to anyone other than me. The bank account it's linked to is in my name only.

>>734981712
>Used them to buy anything I wanted.

Bullshit. Your parents get to see the bill.

>>734980345
western, were not talking about 3rd world..

>>734981772
lies.

>>734978655

Would you rather neechan sucking some BBC instead?

>>734978655
If she didn't have that she'd be using a toothbrush or a hairbrush or a cucumber or some shit is that what you want

>>734981844
Good argument

>>734981662
That's not going to happen if it!! However a photo of the vibrator with some cloudy marks on it would be wank worthy.

>>734981772
>I've had a visa debit since I was like 16
me too

I'm tired of arguing with the kids who's parents didn't love them enough to get them a credit/debit card as a maturing teen. Time to let this thread 404

>>734981538
>>734981646
>>734981712

He's right though. During the late 90s, you literally couldn't see uncensored porn unless you signed up with a valid credit card to prove that you were over 18.

>>734981982
There's something wrong with you if you get aroused by inanimate objects

>>734981772
Lawyerfag, reporting in.
You did not have your own bank account at the age of 16.

>>734981844
Nope https://boini.bankofireland.com/personal/student/products/student-account-11-19-years

>>734978887
I'll take Obvious Observables for $400 Alex.
>what are fingers?

>>734978655
Can relate anon. My 11 year old brother was looking at BDSM porn and got his laptop taken away because of it.

>>734982045
That's bullshit. I'll be 30 in August and jerked off to plenty of porn on my Macintosh Performa with a dialup connection in 1996.

>>734982060
It's more about knowing it's been inside a 13 year old and has made her cum and traces of cum are left on it.

>>734978655
>What the fuck is a 13 year old girl doing with a vibrator?
I don't fucking know Einstein, maybe she's using it to cheat on her tests?

>>734978882
This

>>734978655
> What the fuck is a 13 year old girl doing with a vibrator?

Well, if you can't guess that, then kys

>>734978655
Sexual pleasure is a part of life. Who fucking cares if she has a vibrator? A lot of people do.

Fucking moral cucks

>>734982203
And during that time, how many premium sites did you encounter that required a credit card to prove adulthood?

Be honest.

>>734978655
YEAH! Who the fuck does this 'mother nature' dickhole think it is making our teens sexually mature before an arbitrary age defined by a law written by the sexually repressed!?

>>734982330
A lot, but also many that didn't require credit cards.

Vibrators at 13 is ok lol better than fucking guys and having a kid

>>734982118
That's hilarious. You're claiming to be a lawyer and you think kids can't have bank accounts.

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I was definitely jerking it by that age.

Don't you love your sister? Why would you want to deprive her of her glorious orgasms?

>>734978655
In a perfect world, the youth would be free to explore their sexuality in healthy ways without condemnation of conservatives and antiquated dogma.

>>734978967
Like heaven I'm sure

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>>734982233

>>734982407
So, has a credit card ever been used as a means of proving adulthood?

>>734978655
At wat age did yo umasturbate?

>>734982480
I didn't say that kids can't have bank accounts. I said kids can't have their OWN bank accounts.

>>734982615
Not really, in the 90s it was a means of gaining your home address so the site could send you mailers and catalogs to send you bulk snail mail spam.

>>734980248
kek

>>734982615
A credit card is NOT conclusive proof of adulthood. If anyone did accept it as proof then they are likely gonna find themselves dealing with minors at some stage

You realize everyone here is also thirteen right?

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>>734979533
>asking for advice
>gives nothing in return

>>734980076
You're the real MVP

>>734982723
My little brother has a bank account in his own name. He is 12. You can't get CREDIT under 18. You CAN have an account in your own name.

I find it hard to have an opinion on this.

>>734982723
I've had a bank account in my own name since I was 13. All I had to do was get my parents to set it up for me. Boom, bank account.

>>734978655
>What the fuck is a 13 year old girl doing with a vibrator?
You really have to ask?
Would you rather she be fucking some 14yo?

Or are you some sjw white knight who thinks she should remain a non-masturbating virgin until she's 18?
Trying to save her for yourself, anon?

>>734982881
If they are all 13 would any of you like to come and sit on my face and wiggle?

>>734982981
you can get a bank card that has a credit card attached
also pretty sure with parental consent you can get a regular credit card too

I think every girl should be issued a vibrator on their 13th birthday.

>>734982330
There were a few, but all the good stuff you could find was on usenet or AOL

rip western society

>>734978910

implying she won't end up with an std before she's out of high school and probably have an abortion

implying people today aren't the most degenerate and irresponsible people ever in human existence

>>734983133
You can get a debit card under 18 linked to your own account, but not a credit card.

>>734983055
I think I got a bank account when I was 8 . I remember going to bank when I was 14 and they're told me my bank card was old as fuck and gave me a new one.

>>734980268
We might only know here because /b/ is full of underaged shits these days.

>>734982780
You're being disingenuous. You know for a fact that I'm right.

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>>734979449

>>734980427
Somebody get this hot head outta here!

>>734983282
It's easy as fuck to get a CC, at any age. Just not legally. All you have to do is lie.

>>734983282
You can't have your own account under the age of 18.

>>734980220
Are you literally retarded?

>>734978655
Thank Technology.

>>734980380
>my ex was a chatterbate slut

Then why don't you know how to spell Chaturbate?

>>734983219
Why would a girl seeking pleasure doom western society? It's just those places where such stuff is forbidden, and actively snuff out, where civilization is doomed. Look at female genital cutting, or the saudi infantilization of women.

>>734983421
True. I was talking about what's legal rather than what's possible. If we are talking what's possible then it's even easier than that. Open a PayPal account and use that to make purchases. It's not allowed under 18, but it's way easier and faster than getting a credit card.

>>734978655
Whatever she goddam wants and why is it any of your business anyway. Your type is the real degenerate. Go castrate yourself with a coke bottle you fucking present day Skoptsi

>>734983432
Not with my American bank. A parent or guardian has to be on the account as well. I just went through that shit about 3 years ago.
Now that my daughter is 18, I have to go take my name off her account.

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>>734978882
>you have to be at least 18 to purchase one.
Why has no one called this out yet? You can get them at stores like Spencer Gifts and have been able to since the 90s. Is everyone here underage nowadays? fuck

>>734983432
Here is a link that proves you wrong https://boini.bankofireland.com/personal/student/products/student-account-11-19-years

>>734978655
every 13 year old should have one. or a pocket pussy. i was so desperately horny without proper release for years. it's not healthy.

>>734978655

You probably jacked it when you were that age, quit being a fucking pansy.

Your sister is probably getting dicked down on the reg. That's what you should be worried about.

>>734978655
Asshole OP - You are the broken ones, not your sister.

>>734983536
This

>>734983639
Your crappy bank decided on this policy. It's not law that under 18s can't hold an account. Get a better bank

>>734983337
The only thing I know for a a fact is that your a child pretending to be much older and know things you don't know anything about

>>734978655
Why is everyone so obsessed with sex? It fucking happens get over it. Let her have the damn thing if she wants it. It's none of anyone's business

>>734983639
>bank of Ireland
kek
You got to go overseas to find a bank that allows it. I'm surprised you didn't post a link to some Nigerian bank.

>>734983358
kek

>>734981610
>Unknown means

I can almost guarantee you she got it the same way underage kids get booze; friends older siblings.

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>>734978655
>What the fuck is a 13 year old girl doing with a vibrator?

>>734980380
You know, because chaturbate is the go to place for minors who want to camwhore

>>734983573
Skotsi?

>>734978655
are you shitting me dude? I was jacking off to victoria secret catalogs when I was 11

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>>734983555

>>734980248
my parents would have beat the shit out of me if I went asking for some shit back that they had taken away. That whole "my house, my rules, you're grounded from insert-thing-here"

I built my first computer at 16 with my own money and you bet your ass they took it away from me when I acted up

>>734982126
BANK OF IRELAND? They all broke as fuck anyways! buwahahahaha


Are you green? I got kisses for you!

Heh just wait in a couple months you'll be an uncle cuz ur mum wouldn't let your sister keep her vibrator

>>734983860
Ha! Your faggy bank won't let under 18's have their own bank accounts!!? Another in the long list of reasons why being an amerifag sucks.

>>734983993
They always have the newly 18s and kinky poo girls.

>>734978910
>>734978832

>13 year old getting her self off with a sex toy
Getting yourself is nice but we all long for a partner sooner or later, you guys are 12 or from utah right?

Masturbation is fun. Do you want people to not have fun?

>>734980395
underrated

>>734979249
Fifth

Plus a lurid detailed description of how said vibro smells and what holes it was used in

>>734984111
Than you had shit parents. I had my first computer as in, "in my room" computer in 1995. They also weren't dictators either. I grew up to be a good member of society. If kids grow up like shit these days, it's because their parents are also shit.

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>>734978655
>What the fuck is a 13 year old girl doing with a vibrator?

She's clearly obeying Jews about New Morals.

>>734978655
How old were you when you first jacked off? 12 or younger, I bet.

>>734978655
>>734978655
She's stucking it in her pussy, massaging her clit, maybe sucking it and maybe putting it up her ass.

>>734978655
>What the fuck is a 13 year old girl doing with a vibrator

The same thing you're fucking mother was doing with one when she was 13.

>>734978882
>you have to be at least 18 to purchase one.
no, you don't.

>>734981838
that leaves sweden out then.

>>734983223

People are doing things I am not comfortable with! Degeneracy! We have to save them from hell! Vibrators cause the moral decay of society into PAGAN HEATHANISM!

> implying you know anything
> implying its your business what other people are doing
> implying your morality trump's everyone else's
> implying anyone cares

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Damn you faggots, once again, ha e done it. We were having a thread about teenie masturbation and suddenly it becomes an all out war of the armchair lawyers.. I swear, there is an exact point in every thread, after its long enough, where you can pinpoint the moment of derailment.

>>734984418
Aside from the whole /b/rowsing thing, I think I turned out alright. I'm about to start working at a titanium plant for $21/hr. They weren't shit parents, if I fucked up I got punished, simple as that - even when the computer was in my room, which it was.

>>734984157
FYI same in England. You can have an account in your own name with a visa debit from age 11. https://www.hsbc.co.uk/1/2/current-accounts/under-18-bank-account/details

>>734985050
Wow! $21 whole dollars an hour. Maybe you can afford a 6 pack and a few McDoubles after paying your bills?

>>734985654
Considering my last job was $8.75/hr I'd say it's a decent step up. Fuck you, condescending richfag, we don't all wipe our asses with hundred dollar bills

>>734978655
when i was 11, I started wanking. This has happened since the dawn of time. Go to your local zoo and observe the behaviour of the juvenile monkeys.

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>>734985916
>>734985654
I smell a cock measuring contest coming on

>>734978655
Getting off, what do you expect her to be doing with it?

Masturbation is normal. Fuck off and let her do, faggot

>>734979397
this

>>734981585
Just flat out wrong. I've had a bank account with my own debit card since I've been 14. Opened the account myself. No adults. At least educate yourself on the subject your playing devils advocate on. You're a dumbass

>>734985916
And that's fine, but if you're over 25 you should be concerned. You could never finance a home AND a new vehicle or two with that income and still pay for insurance, upkeep, food, and fun with that. Keep paying rent and become another typical wagecuck. I wouldn't work a job without a $70k/yr salary plus bonus. I'm not a richfag, but I'm also not an autismo working my life away for no compensation.

>>734985916
TFW my mom earns $2.5/h

>>734978655
Better strap her to a cross at night, idle hands are the devils workshop. Can I get an amen brother cletus?
top kek, give the girl her vibrator back you sexually repressed redneck.
You were probably pounding your dick every private moment you got at that age damn hypocrite

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>>734978655
>>734978758
faggots

>>734986489
good thing I'm only 23 and I already own my vehicle then, huh?

>>734986314
it's like you've been here before, smelling cocks before they even get whipped out

>>734986592
She slob knob behind 7/11?

>>734979099
/thread

>>734987013
Assistant manager

>>734978886
Get your pedo ass out of here faggot

>>734987140
Assistant slob knob manager?

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>>734986813

>>734986856
I guess that 10 year old Civic will last forever, eh? Guess you don't want a nice truck for yourself, an SUV for the wife, or a halfway decent vehicle for your 16 year old kid? Today is fine, you're not thinking about the future, that's what makes you a kiddo, a summerfag, and what's wrong with people today.

>>734987239
Well she would get paid a lot more if she did that

>>734980106
I had a debit card

>>734984961

your mentality is proving my point, and it's hedonism

of course you don't understand, you're a product of the worst traits humanity has to offer and you believe it's good for you

>>734987319
/thread

>>734987319
>dude if you do not buy stuff you won't be happy!!
Lmao, no YOU are what is wrong with people today
>consume consume consume consume
Cannot wait until it all runs out

>>734980427
angry consolefag detected

enjoy the shitty eye-straining gameplay on your tiny crt scren

>>734979397

At seven I was already so bored with fapping I tried to make real sized dolls with pillows and stuff to fuck them.
Is that normal?

>>734987499
Wanna see pics of my home and cars? I have NO DEBT and retirement is covered. I'm 29 and the rest of the money I earn is "fun" money.

>>734984111
We shouldn't promote "unenlightened potatoes acting like adults by misusing their power to force respect out of kids, instead of character and principles". I know I know, who has time for that shit, also I would like to have a fast computer in my living room to play Overwatch :D

>>734981585
This must just be in America, I've had my own debit card not connected to any other bank account since I was like 14 in the UK

>>734984418
The current crop of parents tell me all the time how tired they are and they have no energy to be all in the A+ range to they settle and take shortcuts. The meme of paying off your kids is used often, but now the satirical part is just sad.

>>734987763
>look at my stuff, I swear it makes me happy
Most if what I own I built with my own two hands, it is just stuff my man. It is all trivial

>>734987499

he means you're not planning for the future and think you're doing fine because you have a car at the age of 23

normal people at 23 have a spouse, a child, a mortgage, 2 cars, and a savings plan on top of a college fund for their children

people today haven't even grown up when they hit 30, but that's ok because that same mentality that enables children to masterbate with erotic toys intended for adults totally doesn't screw them up and warp their whole path to adulthood and is totally progressive and liberating

>>734985035
I can help with that .Why is the girl in your picture not nude? Whats her Kik?

>>734978655
>>734978758
The void is love, the void is life.
http://pixelcanvas.io/@29,-154

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>>734988004
top kek
enjoy your brats and your mortgage

>>734987918
I purchased my property at 19 and 7 years later paid to build my home with cash. NO MORTGAGE! Can't believe I'm still arguing with you. Imma call you Grapes, because you're nothing but $21/hr jelly.

>>734978655
Give it back to her and give me her kik. I'd like to watch her use it.

>>734987699
You were more precocious than I. I used to sit yoga style, hook my bonuh under my ankle, and drag my weeeener along the carpet. (Never finished off that way deliberately.)

>>734988158
I will, enjoy trying to find out where you're going to live after your parents die.

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>>734978655
will keep your family in my prayers

>>734988311
Kek

>>734988311

he probably doesn't even have the first idea that he might have to take care of his parents when they get old

>>734978655
>What the fuck is a 13 year old girl doing with a vibrator?
I think you know the answer to that question anon

Why not be a good big brother and buy her a new one, on the condition she lets you watch when she uses it?

>>734988311
fuck of nigger
STEM major I'm fucking good

>>734978655

What the fuck does a 15 year old social reject know of "western society?"

>>734978655
Shit I learned to masturbate (male) at 8. Shit I learned sex from a girl (who i bet was taught by her dad) at 6. So yeah LIFE is weird. not just the west.

nowadays children know everything. Probably as they did in older times, before integrist fanatical christianism took power and tried as hard as it could to ban recreative sex.

>>734988523
>fuck of nigger
>of
>of nigger


>STEM major I'm fucking good

Sure, kiddo. I know for a fact that you didn't earn a degree with grammar like that.

>>734988745
not yet
why don't you go paint your fence or something pops?

>>734979681
Jesus did you make it that far?

>>734978655
there's nothing wrong with a 13 year old exploring themselves and such. Granted, it's pretty shady trying to figure out how she GOT the vibrator, but not a damn thing wrong with her having it and masturbating, it's natural. Or are you gonna sit there and tell me that A) You've never touched yourself. or B) You're from highly religious parents who believe masturbation leads to worshiping the devil or some shit like that. Seems your sister knows how to please herself, needs a tool/toy to do it, and you and your parents should be glad she's doing it herself and not getting someone to fuck her instead.

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>>734978655
> pictured: what a 13yo is doing with a vibrator.

Would you rather have caught her practicing with the real thing?
Check your priorities OP.

>>734988304

Yeah I'd also do weird shit like that.
Or basically hump a mattress.

And all of that way before actually producing any sperm...From what I remember I just played with the thing until I had to pee.

Eh, simpler times.

>>734978655
Degenerate behavior has thrived throughout all times. it's just never been so visible. it's fine.

>>734979305
the only reason you cant walk into a sexshop is the pictures there. not the merchandise itself

>>734988824
>getting butt hurt by being called out by a 29yo guy.

What a little fag.

>>734987488
Did you just /thread yourself?
A completely unrelated comment about you showdicking your fucking property, which nobody cares about, is ending the thread about a dildo.
Get your head out of your ass, you pathetic faggot.

>>734987763
Nobody really cares what you do in the land of the fat. Tipping $10 isn't a custom anywhere in the educated world, neither is wasting $250k for a shitty degree and a fortune for paid healthcare.
> that's what makes you a kiddo, a summerfag, and what's wrong with people today
I don't think you know what any of those things mean, neither do you know how to use them. But good thing you're a big boy parent, who gets loads and loads of money and is very happy, that's why he has to flaunt this to random /b/tards.
Congrats on having a shitty cubicle job to afford 3 cars, cause that's probably the only way you can find friends and women.
I bet you're real happy with your life, this is why you shitpost on a forum for mongoloids.

Normal, this is because there are no rules for the young girls. They can do anything they want.

The rules and jail are only for adult males. This is the shit we have.

PUT THE FUCKING TEENS TO THE JAIL! AND THE SOCIETY WILL RECOVER THE MORALITY!

>>734989073
fuck you cunt

>>734978655
what is she doing with a vibrator? i'll take a wild guess and say she's shoving it up her piehole. now get over it.

>>734987319
>10 year old Civic
no but since I've worked on cars for the past 13 years my 2000 Grand Marquis with only 65k miles should last a good while longer. Because how could a yungin like me know how to do anything really other than put gas in it, right?

>kiddo
this tells me you've already changed your mind about what I've had to say, but you're sticking to your guns because internet fight

>summerfag
maybe in 2008 yeah

>what's wrong with people today
I'll refer you to >>734987499 and >>734989134

>>734989259q
someone's feefees are hurt

>>734989259
Nah, but I'd probably fuck your mommy's cunt kiddo.

>>734987454

It called exaggeration, something a non-thinking plebian, such as yourself, either cannot or will not comprehend. I tend to think it's the latter.

>>734989397
no u faggot

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>>734980268 with the Jew anything's possible

>>734989452
then ur wife will castrate you with divorce paper
KEK UR GAY

A teenage girl can do everything she want without no punishment.

She can send to a 30 yo male.

She can say everything she want.

She can touch the dick of a 5 yo old kid.


She can drink. She can smoke. She can beat his parents. She can steal.

She can say and make every shit they want and she will be protected.


This is our sin as a society.

Young girls are like God, because there are no rules for them.

We must change this.

>>734989373
You mean a chromed up version of on old as fuck crown vic? Kek. Where'd you get it, a police auction? Silly lil nigger

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>>734986489
Jesus christ way to take the whole "we were born to consume and be consumers" straight up the pooper shooter with a grin.

Ill bet you vote purely republican across the board no matter what every year dont you.

Good little American. You go be that stock certificate for China, now.

>>734989620
Now I know you're a chode little kid. All men have side BITCHES and usually they're single mothers, like yours.

>>734978655
The same thing you were doing at 13, just with her pussy anon. Did your parents never have the talk with you? Or are you one of those betacucks that think females aren't allowed to have a sexuality until 18?

>>734978832
>>734978832
>>734978832
>>734978832
>>734978832
best answer ever

>>734989797
whatever cuck

bait

>>734979481
>>734979481
>>734979481
why would anyone with a PC choose to own a console?????