I have been in this basement for 45 minutes. Let me explain.

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>>734977141
Sei ein Mann, geh hoch, spuck ihnen ins Gesicht und scheiß auf den Boden! Zeige deine DOMINANZ!

>>734977308
jah mein fürher...

>>734977141
Something like that, but I just don't care

All... the... time...

Autism/asbergers more than likely. Sorry OP

>>734977141
Why does the accountant give a shit?

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anyone hungry? we could hotbox this basement. its smol

>>734977635
ikr. its still fucking awkward. and my parents would comment and be mad,

>>734977707
Are your parents rich?

>>734977665
Doe eens normaal man

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>>734977627
i only have diagnosed ADHD

>>734977748
regular. maybe very slightly above avarage. we just have alot saved up

>>734977141
You brought your ipad and phone just to get some snacks? Also just go upstairs. As you pass the accountant make eye contact and just nod. Then go back to your cave upstairs.

>>734977141
Jesus Christ. I know you're not autistic because you recognize this social situation, but there's SOMETHING wrong with you. Social anxiety?

Lol just walk out and say hello now. Why the fuck do you have to say hello every time you come down stairs. Or shake hands with strangers. It's not your accountant.

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>>734977918
its not a cave. i go out every week dont worry im no shut in NEET. i get good grades at uni and have social contact. but im supposed to say hi but its just so awkward.

>>734977141
you could say that you dont want to disturb their conversation if they ask you.

>>734978017
I have ADHD so i am also socially crippled.

>>734978065
You know what you could do, just ignore everyone until they get used to it

>>734978017
>just walk out and say hello now
He cant, he has to shake hands. And now he's eaten chips and got a greasy hand!

>>734978065
Maybe you should become a neet so that you can stop giving a fuck about other people.

>>734978179
That's what I was thinking, but I don't see a reason to shake the guys hand when you don't really have anything to do with it.

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>>734978202
the only living things i care about is friends family and animals. the rest can die anyway. sounds like an emo fag but if you ask me no i dont give a fuck about most people no.

>>734978292
Just nod to him fagget. Shaking hands now will only make it more awkward.

That said the accountant prolly doesn't give a fuck if you acknowledge him or not. He prolly prefers no distractions anyway. That said your father is probably boiling inside right now, wondering where he went wrong that his own son was too much of a weirdo to just shake hands, and he's now hiding in the basement. prolly hoping his accountant won't notice and judge him for it.

>>734978543
you are right about the father thing. me and my brother are not really something. grades are good though. honestly i dont think my parents should care about anything else since thats all what they used to care about when my grades used to not be that good. but hey, we are all on 4chan together, we are all retards

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its been well over an hour guys.

>>734977141
Just walk back and nod at the (((accountant))) if they make eye contact

>>734978958
You sure he didn't leave yet?

>>734979016
nodding is not gonna cut it.

>>734979043
im still in the basement

>>734979043
he is still there yes

>>734979104
Make a pic of your pee pee

>>734979143
i do have pics of me in a red morphsuit holding signs people on discord have requested me to make.

>>734979214
Great, post'em

>>734977141
Listen up fucker, you go out and confront that shit. Or else it will follow you for the rest of your life. You don't hide and cower in a basement you spineless faggot, just walk out confidently and say hello. Don't shake hands.

You better do it motherfucker or you will end up like me 25 years old and still slightly nervous when there's visitors in the house. BUT I GO AND SAY HI ANYWAYS MOTHERFUCKER DONT YOU DARE STAY IN THAT BASEMENT FOR ANY LONGER.

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>>734979283

>>734979297
idk. this is pretty extreme even for me to hide here. but i dont spend my time indoors that much. i go out with friends and dont browse 4chan often. i think im safe. i talk to people at my internship all the time i seem to act normal there

>>734979297
This.

Prison rules bitch. Fuck that accountant up so he never forgets who's boss.

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>>734979346
>Read filename

>>734979497
lmao. but im not gonna rape our accountant just because im too awkward to say hi

>>734979574
its taken on an ipad and copied back from discord and copied back to my ipad again. that explains it

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>>734979645

>>734979728
i need to read twice before posting

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>>734979795

>Go up
>Say "Hello, I'm sorry I didn't say hi before, I was distracted. So, hi, how are you? I'm btard"
>Await response
>"I'm fine thanks. Have a nice day."

If you can't make it fake it until you make it. That's a simple script you can follow.

>>734977141
Go back upstairs carrying something big or heavy, make it look like yiur busy doing shit

>>734977141
you either go up and shake hands, etc. like you were supposed to, or it's gonna be awkward forever.

>>734977141
Clearly all hope is over, do an hero in basement.

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>>734980020
i was thinking of that but now im gonna do it. im gonna take the fan upstairs. good thinking lad

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>>734980020
This. You don't have to be a normie but you can act like one.

>>734980195
DONT FORGET TO SAY HI MOTHERFUCKER IM WATCHING YOU CUNT

>>734980089
ill be a hero to my parents because performing an hero's action will relieve their stress

>>734980195
But how are you going to shake hands while holding a fan? Also he'll notice you've been away for so long just to come out the basement looking awkwardly holding a random fan?

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>>734980392
ill say ive also been to the garage

>>734980195
>target aquired
That's good, and remember to nod if the (((accountant))) makes eye contact!

And for god sakes, don't fall over or say anything about anime.

let us know when you've made it upstairs anon

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If your so bored, then why dont you contribute!?
http://pixelcanvas.io/@412,-628

>>734980573
im not a weeb. ill prob also say hi

>>734977141
You already fucked up. You should always open your door listen to see if anyone's downstairs. Wait if people are, if not make run for it for whatever you need and get back in your room.

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No more hope for you op

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I MADE IT AND IT WASNT AWKWARD!!!

>>734977898
>Regular
>We have a lot saved up

You're seriously fucking retarded you fat pig

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>>734981022
Not bad

>>734981064
im closer to being underweight

>>734977141
yup, I live in the basement, but I've avoided going to the kitchen because my mother had company upstairs and I didn't want to have to talk to them.

>>734978179
>Not just giving a nod as you walk by and say "sup, Seth"? And keep walking

>>734978785
Speak for yourself. I come here because autist like you make me laff

The concept of having a tiny, second-long social encounter mentally crippled you enough to create an entire thread on 4chan and seek the help of anonymous faggots? wew lad

>>734980835
Spoiler: People can hear you opening the door and figure out you've been standing there listening once you close the door again.

Source: lived together with plenty neets

>>734977141
just take your clothes off and leave the basement naked.

Trust me, they will not try to engage in any form of conversation with you if you just stroll out whilst stroking your cock along the way.

>>734979578
And that's why you'll always be the bitch. Hiding in the basement.... pathetic

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im not lying when i say i once brought the suit to work in my backpack

>>734977141
No I would hang out and make small talk or just listen to whats being said. If that was expected anyway.

You need to face your fears. Stop running from reality you stupid cunt.

"Sorry if I was rude. It's just that I hate people. Anyway, see ya." Walk away.

>>734980565
>What have you been doing in the garage for over an hour?
>I was uh...looking for the fan
>The hell you need the fan for? we got the AC cranked you fucking weeb

Just stay hidden you're gunna blow it even worse.

>>734977141
Typical entitled retard. Given everything and never had to face hardship. Its so bad tou cant even have a face to face conversation. You need to stop being soft to yourself before you turn out to be a real pole of shit. Take the hard paths friend. Stop looking for the easy way out. Oh and snacks are for 7 year old children. Grow the fuck up pussy.

>>734981747
im already out. i said i was working on my bike

>>734981876
So you admit on top of being a spoiled entitled pussy you also lie.

You have so issues to work out. How about start by twlling the truth. Maybe the. Youll see just hownpathetic you are.

>>734981402
Nope they literally can't hear anything. You don't know my setup bruh

i never think high of myself but this was a pretty autistic move, not gonna lie. All the times my dad hit me, i dont think he hit me hard enough

Lmao yes but not to that degree...id feel even more awkward sitting in an unfinished basement for an hour while my parents wonder what type of weird shit I'm doing down there when they know it's just storage.

>>734981524
You're a weirdo who wears flannel shirts kys

There have been times when I have just sat around the "social situation" and just pretended to be interested. Usually have a drink of something. Nod my head in fake interest. Laugh at the right moments, etc. I sometimes get off on causing others discomfort.