Hey /b/ros! newfag here, I've been using this site for a

>>>/adv/

>>734950640
i'm not here for advice, i'm here to tell a story.

ok, so, it all starts in high school, freshman year. i go to band class and go straight to my friend C. i ask C who everybody is (we're in percussion). he gives me names. i see this girl, she's definitely not the hottest girl in class, but she looks attainable. "what's her name?" "mimi". he asks if i want him to introduce me but i'm too shy. days and weeks go by nm happens, i'm an introvert, so it's hard to talk to people. eventually we start talking, she's kind of funny and dumb (really just dumb).

You may be here to tell a story, but how about show us some tits first so you have our attention and you don't end up 404'd

after a while we grew sort of close. we would make each other smile just by looking at each other. then we got high together, it was her first joint. one day, before we went on a field trip of sorts for the marching band, we hid together in the school, sadly nothing happened in between us. Over time i grew tired of blue balls. i grew agitated every time she would talk to me. i would move to a different seat if she sat next to me. i was just being a dick. eventually, i cut her out of my life completely. after that she tried to commit suicide.

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no tit pics, sorry

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>>734951499
i don't have any tit pics of her, only a few ass pics

she told me that she went into the woods near her house played Let Her Cry by Hootie and the Blowfish and drank some cleaning solution. she walked back home and was unresponsive to her parents and had to go to the hospital. she goes to Beaumont for therapy. i was on a trip with my parents. we got a hotel room, and they left me alone in the room. suddenly i get a text from mimi. it's cryptic as fuck but i can't remember what it said. she wanted to be friends again and i told her that it would be too awkward. " her last message to me was "it doesn't have to be awkward i can just end it right now>" i told her that i didn't want her to hurt herself, but i didn't get a message back. i spent the rest of that night freaked out.

>>734952131
Well then post them boy, and we'll give you all the advice we can give.

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>>734952719
*wipes tear away* i knew you guys cared.

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after all that i go back to school and don't see her for a few days, i had no idea that she was in the hospital. when she got out, we didn't talk to each other, nut she gave my sister a letter to give to me, at the end of which she states that she loves me. for some reason that angered me. a week or so later i saw her walking down the hall holding some guy's hand. we looked at each other. i looked into her eyes and i swear i saw something. time goes by, my best friend V told me that he saw her at a party, she was high on acid. i shook it off as if i didn't care and time went on.

>>734952833
Still here, OP keep on spinnin that yarn

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it's senior year, now (in my story) and i've befriended this smoking hot chick, D (pic related, it's her) i don't have any intentions of getting together with her. i know that she's far as fuck out of my league. but we joke around sexualy. i would motorboat her tits and joke about fucking her, but that was it. we had ELA together and what do ya know, Mimi is in the same class. not only is she in the same class, but Mimi sits in front of D and D sits in front of me. so i take the opportunity to make fun of Mimi. We do it quietly, but she still hears us laughing and looks at us with a concerned face. the rest of the year goes on like normal. when i had to read my last essay for ELA i saw Mimi sitting at the front of the class, just staring at me with a weird smile and it kind of made me nervous.

>>734950640
Its random to you fucking little bitch, just because some chink put ads and regulatory ads on a site doesn't mean go here do this u fucking sheep

Now shut the fuxk up and fuck off or be there for a /b/rother u fucking kike

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>>734952131
Don't worry bro.. she paints her eyebrows like that so it minimizes her forehead a bit

Im kind of a psycho rn so im very picky eith chicks even the hottest ones. Was just with this chick whos like a solid 6 with tight little body fat ass and tits

I broke it off kuz vanity had me limp inside her

>>734953990
Smoking hot? For a potato. ur obviously not much older than u were in the pictures ypung man, but let me tell you the deceotful story of women&makeup

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>>734954406
OP here on different P.C.
lmao yeah, she has trichotillomania. she picks at her eyebrows and eyelashes every day, even the stubs. she cried once because i took her tweezers away from her.

>>734955140
Ayyy

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Dude I am almost 35 years old, and I had my bad breakups, and let me tell you, something better ALWAYS comes along, so just get over it as fast as you can, I know it is occupying your thoughts most of the day because you feel betrayed and do not have closure, but just do your thing and just be happy you are single now and open to accept other women. This is true for when you lose your job as well.

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oh, and i feel i should say that she was totally ok with me taking pictures of her while she was sleeping, i was kind of confused at first because it was a meme at the time that women hated it. the only thing is i didn't show her the ones of her ass lol.

>>734950617
I was, or rather still kinda am in the same place as you.
But let me tell you something as wise Anon told me when I made a thread a while ago
>She was never yours, it was just your turn

anyway, it's about 2 years after graduation (in the story) and i went to my local community college, it didn't go very well, i dropped out(i plan on going back). i get in touch with an old high school friend and one day i get this message from her: "Hi, It's Mimi. I'm hanging out with K and she just mentioned your name. I haven't seen you in a long time. We are planning on going into town this weekend for the Festival and wanted to know if you were around and wanted to meet up. It might be fun for all of us to get together. Hope to talk to you soon"

Thats a ugly cunt right there

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i admit, that i really didn't want to go because i was nervous. i let time go by, the night of the wedding reception, i was seriously considering visiting them. while at the party, my brother's friend and wife G and A talked to me about true love and it got me thinking about Mimi. that night i messaged her on FB.

>>734950617
>i really thought it was love
Well, now you know that only men are capable of love. If you want that you'd best learn to enjoy sucking dick, otherwise do what everyone else doe: keep the leash short, expect to fight to retain your manhood and always keep your financial affairs to yourself regardless.

I like D better, forget mimi

>>734957970
i know i said earlier that "Over time i grew tired of blue balls." and that's what lead to me not texting her back right away, which pissed her off lol.

Fuk this is longest fresh prince air ever get to the fucking point

Listen newfriend I'm not gonna be an asshole but if you want more feedback and views to your story, consider GT

>you should tell you story like this
>because this drags the attention to your words
>and the reader's gonna want more
>and it becomes easier to read.

just put > in the first caracter.

>>734957970
Post what she said nigga

>>734957558
Best. Advice. Ever.

>>734957558
>>734955748
Amen brotha

>>734958986
She wants the d like crazy

> she has a boyfriend, Jack (that's his real name)
> she tells me that she doesn't want to cheat on him and i agree.
> we plan to meet for coffee. coffee isn't cheating.
>she says "fuck it! wanna meet tonight?"
>it feels like love when we talk to each other
>we plan to meet again, this time near my house
>it goes well. then she comes to my house
> oh, shit, i know what's gonna happen.
we get to my house but she starts crying.
> i ask what's wrong. she has really bad anxiety
>she doesn't want to go in my house because my dad is in the living room.
>my mom and sister pull up in the driveway, Mimi cries and runs into my bathroom.
>what in the actual fuck
>i convince her to go to my room because someone needs to use the toilet.
>we talk and i cheer her up
>the conversation gets very personal.
>i tell her about how i was molested as a child
> one tear comes out and she quickly hops on my dick.

>>734950617
Maybe she left to go on a quest to find her eyebrows.

>>734955394
>this

>>734959692
Nice. She sems like a broken girl. You should've left at this moment.

Bro post quicker or it will 404

>be you
>ITT pics you shouldn't share
>fapfapfap
>too much electric jew
>obsess over ugly retarded girl
>ask b for advice
>how to waste life
>fapfapfap to fb pics
>kys

BUMPT BUMPT BUMP BUMBUM

How slow is your internet connection?
>>734958986
>didn't need to be posted online
>should have just kept it between us
I guess you never learn from your mistakes and thats why you have this problem, whatever the problem is

>>734961791
lmao i know right. but she did tell me that i could tell anyone about our relationship this time around

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this is when she told me about her boyfriend

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and yes, my connection is shit.

>>734962169
What a pussy

Fucking hate mind games man

>>734953990
what the fuck is that? this bitch is barely a 5/10 at best

>>734958485
This

>>734952833
There is shit on the wall

>>734963103
lol the rocking chair kept hitting the wall.

Listen faggot

We already understand what happened and how you get back. Now tell the rest of the story. Why and how did she cheat?

>>734963100
Shit fam. You got in too deep.

Relationships based on messages don't work. You show eachother ideal versions of yourselves, and in reality it just isn't like that.

I've been in a similar situation before and I backed out. I'm now married with another girl. You should let it go yo

>>734963209
> relationship goes well for a while.
> we argue sometimes, but when we make up we fuck.
>she's not too into having sex as it hurts her
>i'm not always able to finish because she needs to stop.
>that familiar blue balls is sneaking up on me again.
lmao, one day i go downstairs
> i go to the kitchen
>Mimi comes down, her expression is of shock
> she asks me to not go in my room
>i go to my room when she goes into the bathroom.
>SHE FUCKING SHAT ON MY BED

>>734963362
We're you expecting this?
How come you have all these screenshot?

faggot, let her go, i know that kind of girls, they are not good for you

> i help her clean the shit
> she blames it on her dog. i go with it
more time goes by
> she fucking shits on my bed again
> this time i tel her that i knew it was her the first time
> her anxiety is so bad, that at night she wakes up and tells me that she needs to pee
> i tell her to go to the bathroom
> nah fam, she takes a cup and pees in it while im laying down.
>what in the actual fuck
> she does this a lot
> i tell her that it's disgusting
> she keeps peeing in cups

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Did I find you op?

>>734963992
No, he is kill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvZzqBCjo0E

>>734963992
i guess i didn't try hard enough to keep it anonymous, but yeah.

So really whats the problem?

>>734964183
funny thing about that, the first time i made a youtube account, someone thought i was impersonating that guy and got mad at me.

>>734964194
Her name was visible in 1 screenshot haha. Anyways, continue.

It's spooky how similar your story is to mine, my ex was also like yours, pale, orange y hair, barely noticeable eyebrows, mental problems, no closure, etc

>>734963939
I did this with propel bottles at the height of my anxiety when I didn't want to leave my room at night.

i always thought that it was weird that she hoped on my dick after i told her about how i was molested as a child.
> she tells me that pedophiles aren't bad people
> what did you say?
> she goes on to explain that as long as they don't act on their urges, they're not bad people.
> i don't completely agree with her.
> i saw her kiss my niece on the lips once
> i didn't say anything to her, it only happened once.
>i tell her how my brother thinks that one of my cousins is molesting their child.
> she told me that she likes the dad, then goes on for like 2 minutes about how she doesn't like him sexually.

OP why you taking so goddamn long?

>>734965051
Jesus Christ. Type faster

> she told me that she used to have rape fantasies.
> like she would be saved from a rapist
>not before the rape, mind you. the saving would come after the rape in her fantasy.
> she told me that she was into BDSM
> i took her to Spencer's to get some toys.
> she didn't like any of the BDSM stuff. it was all a lie.
> one night while giving me a blowjob, i joke about her choking on my dick.
> she starts talking about it and i can tell she's telling me what she did in her past.
> i got her to admit it, she started crying. no more blowjob, hello blueballs

>>734965807
It looks to me that she's one of those broken and degenerade girls. There's nothing wrong with being a hero and wanting to fix her or liking her. But it's for idiots OP. Just move on,

>>734950617
Get out newfag.

>>734966155
Shut the fuck up nigger.

she's not too into penetration when fucking, so i eat her out. man does she squirm.
anyway, time goes on.
> we get into another fight
> this time i almost get into a car crash because of the fight
> i tell her to go home. she should be with her family.
> she cries
>i try to get her to stand up, but she's laying on the kitchen floor crying and people are in the next room.
> i try to convince her that the relationship isn't working and it'd be in her best interest to go home. she refuses.
> we make up, we fuck.

>>734966252
She doens't like to fuck, is a liar and is broken inside. If shouldn't assume this shit.

>time goes on again, things seem normal
> she tells me that she wants to move back in with her parents
> i ask why
>to clear her mind, she will be starting a garden and going out to rollerblade and other stuff that she could have done at my house
> i know what's going on, i'm not stupid.
>her parents didn't like me, she said they talked to her, but weren't the ones who made the decision.
> she tells me that she's going to visit her parent
> ok, i love you!
>no response
> after that, she gets cold.
>we stop saying i love you, when we sleep, she turns the other way, when i smack her ass she no longer smiles.
> i talk to a coworker
> she tells me that Mimi is cheating on me with her ex (that she cheated on for me)
>that night i go through her phone (at the begining of our relationship she told me that she had nothing to hide and that i could always go through her phone).
> she was talking to her ex about how she was going to break up with me, and that when her dad saw her on her phone, he knew from her smile that she was talking to a boy.
> they planned to meet up.
>surprise surprise, it's the day she didn't tell me that she loved me.

>>734966877
https://youtu.be/IC8qPpnD0uE

>i wake her up at 12:15
>i'm fucking furious
>"i saw the text messages to jack."
>she looks at me
> i show her her phone in my hand
>she knows i know
>"do you think i'm fucking stupid?"
>"i'm sorry, i didn't do anything."
>i read her messages to her, she's humiliated.
>i throw her phone at her, i think it missed
>she starts to cry and asks me if i can let her sleep.
>"no, you have to get out now!"
>i pull all of her blankets off of my bed, but she won't get off, so i pull off the bed sheet and she almost falls.

>>734966877
That sucks anon.

>>734967175
anon is right, what did you expect?

ereererererererer

>>734953990
Ever. Been diagnosed with an anti-social disorder? You have extremely weird social reactions to normal things.

>i tell her to take all of her shit, she asks if she can leave some stuff but i say no.
>all this while telling her that she is a whore and a hoe and other rude things
>she doesn't come back for her stuff.
>a few days pass
>i try to get her back
> but i'm kind of an asshole so she doesn't really trust me
>i try to be nice
>i read the book: The Power of Positive Thinking. it's really gay

>>734967764
>>i try to get her back

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?

>>734968063
I don't uderstand too. If only they had good sex or an stable emotion basis.

>i go to a party with friends, because i know that i'm extremely anti-social and i want to work on it.
>there's a girl there that used to be friend with Mimi
>i ask her why they're not friends anymore
>apparently Mimi tried to get with her boyfriend
>that was the final nail on the coffin for me.
> i waited until the next day to text her because i didn't want to do it while i was drunk.
> it was apparently just a date,
>then it became two dates, the second of which was at a fair of some sort.
>she said he mostly ignored her and it humiliated her so she never went back to him.
> the messages i sent to her came off to her as me just being a douche so, she said that she was done with me.
>i asked if she wanted to cut ties, she said yes, we should cut ties

even though she wanted to cut ties she went to my cousin's house. the one that just recently got married
>it was only the husband and the child home with Mimi.
>she was in a red dress
>he told me how he fucks other women and my cousin fuck other men.
> i told Mimi that she needs to stay away from my family because we agreed to cut ties.

>>734968285
>the final nail on the coffin
Holy shiet that coffin must have been full of nails

Nvm our stories are different now, what fucking cuck

>>734950617
Dade?

>>734968285
you should have leave this ugly bitch at first fuck

faggot

>>734969520
This.

>>734969421
>>734969396
>>734969367
This is the weirdest break up I've ever seen. You obviously love her still

>>734969367
>I need separation
>what did you do today

>>734952131
Fucking Christ, she looks insane.

She's an ugly whore and you're a cuck who takes too long to post. Seriously, what about her do you love so much?

>>734970280
So you're a cuck named Nick. And so it begins!!!!!

>>734970507
Also, you end it by saying you will tell everyone she shit the bed? You are a fucking stupid child that is just as bad as her.

What the fuck is happening? Do you have a kid?

who the hell is this bastard in the last screenshots

>>734970620
my cousin's husband

>>734970594
Again. You're a child. Just end it.

You're acting like a little faggot. Be a fucking man. Also she's definitely gonna do something with that kid.

>>734950617
Huh.... i like her give me her number!

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>>734950617

you're being bitter as fuck mate.

>>734970761
Nigger you are so cringe worthy. That's not how you break up with a girl

Wait so those green text with all the shitting and peeing is OP, i mean Nick?

>>734970761
Holy shit dude. You keep topping yourself. Grow the fuck up or just get of this planet.

>>734971089
it's Mimi

>>734971089
Lol. Wtf OP, sorry man I don't understand why anyone would stick with this girl.

>>734971187
yeah, i'm done for good

listen faggot, she s a cunt, keep away from such kind of girls, drink some beer and look out for another pussy

> Not two weeks after these texts I see her car at my cousins.
> Go in, little cousin is playing alone in playpen. Older cousins nowhere to be found.
> Nearly immediately hear Mimi's sex noises.
> Bust in on her fucking my cousin.
> Major BDSM shit, saying "rape me"
> Hes tweezing her eyelashes for her.
> I scream and run into the bathroom.
> cousin consoles me.
> Mimi runs downstairs toward little cousin.
> I hear cousin screaming crying.
> she's bending over the playpen sucking on something.
> I reach into the playpen
> pull out mom's spaghetti.
> it's everywhere, in my pockets.
> everyone stars doing the dinosaur.

>>734971187
Because they are both immature, insecure, mentally unstable shits? They need each other because no one else will have them.

>>734971250
best advice i got all day

>>734971332
Stop same fagging.

>>734971329
fuck man, that's actually pretty true

>>734971313
perfect

>>734971179
I meant you posted them, i thought some troll was pretending to be you

>>734950617
>we would tell each other at least 10 times a day that we loved each other

When will fags understand that nobody fucking likes someone who's like that. You were too fucking annoying and too close to her. That killed the love.

Make that bitch beg for your dick. Flirt with other girls. Go outside with friends. Don't answer her calls nor messages in a fucking second. Be fucking savage. Be a fucking man and touch that ass when you are walking with her anywhere.

more screenshots

>>734971683
This, women actually really love assholes.

>>734971683
never mind, THIS is the best advice i've gotten all day

WTF I DONT GET IT are you in love with her or not? do you want her out or do you want to get in her?

>>734972311
He's bitter cuz his ex fuck his cousin.

>>734972311
Well shit man, I definitely want to get in her, but I do want her out. I'm not smart when I think with my dick. Like I told a different annon, my dad offered a place for me to live for free, and said that he would help me get a better paying job.

>>734972769
About right

Is there more to the story or are you finally done?

>>734972769
She is fucking your cousin Nick. No doubt.

When you taxted to her she said she will meet you at 7:30 for coffee, cant you fuck her then?

>>734952131
She wasn't your gf if you don't have any tit pics. Your version of her cheating on you and breaking up was in reality you trying to get out of the friendzone and she fucked brad instead, who was actually her bf.

i'm most likely going to move away for this job. Then she'll definitely be out of my life, story over

She's really into BDSM, when she said that it hurts when you having sex she wants you to keep going. If you just keep going i think you dont have this problem rigth now.

>>734973552
>She wasn't your gf if you don't have any tit pics
This tbh

>>734973552
idk who brad is but she was living with me, sucking my dick, getting fucked by me. she's probably fucking my cousin's husband, though

>>734973552
I'd love to point out OP's faggotry as much as the next guy but he's done been doxxed. Nick Garza and Melissa Sezarin. They were Facebook official you fuck. Please try to keep up. It's clear they were dating and it went south.

>>734973783
This too, were you even ever rough with her ?

>>734973801
right, thanks. she actually still has pictures of me

>>734973552

who the fuck is brad

>>734955140
WTF is that dude? I'd rather cut my dick than to fuck that thing.

>>734973879
only a few times, she only liked it once, though. most of the times i was going at a good pace and she'd just need to quit and apologize.

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>>734950617
Congrats on the first post

please leave that behind, such gilz are not good,in my home town we call that kind of girlz: "reidige fotzen" don't let that bitch make your life hard

You'll get over the last once you're under the next

>>734974255
>reidige fotzen
What does that mean?

>>734974523

It means something like mangy cunt or fucking bitch etc. Die Fotze = Cunt

>>734974523

another meaing for fucking every fucking peace of shit around, a fucking whore

>>734974523
It's riesige fotzen and it means huge cunt

>>734974903

you also can say to this kind of girls: huren, einfach dreckige huren die mit alles und jeden ficken und sich durchbouncen lassen ÄRÄ

>>734974266
I've actually started to talk to one of my other exes (I broke up with her because I felt like our relationship was going nowhere). I will be honest with her in that I'm not looking for a serious relationship.

So this is the end now?

>>734975228
Yeah, I believe so

Lesson learn: dont fall for this bitches..

I'm doing my best to move on. I know I'm a cringy newfag, so thanks for the advice.

>>734975284

pix or it didn't happen

OP you should have your autismo checked out. Also stay away from those kind of girls in the future. Surround yourself with happy people, not miserable ones.

This is pure schendenfraude

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Op you obviously are an Alpha male you dont have to worry about nothing

>>734978174
Oh shucks, you're going to make me blush