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g'morning anon. i hope you slept well. tell me why you will

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g'morning anon.
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
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i beleive today will be a good day
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I haven't masturbate today
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>>734949751
I gotta go to work.
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>>734950021
when do you plan to do that?
>>734950099
double dubs decree that you'll have a great day at work.
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Today will be a GOOD day.
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>>734949751
Hey, OP, been a little while. You doing okay, man?

And I'm actually pretty content, so I don't really want to die at the moment.

Any chance you know the name of the girl getting eat out? Would greatly appreciate.
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>>734950873
don't know the name. my bad.
g'morning to you. I'm doing pretty fine.
glad you are pretty content.
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Finally was granted visitatation rights with my children. Will see them in 11 days after 3 months of no contact.
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>>734951201
How the fuck did you get yourself into that situation???
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>>734951064
Thanks, OP, and it's all good. I'll find it out.
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I wont kill myself because you posts these everyday. The day you stop is the day I die. Remember that.
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>>734951201
congrats bro.
what happen to make you lose it in the first place ?
>>734951272
yes, this.
>>734951303
happy hunting.
>>734951338
allow for miss days. I have missed days before.
g'morning.
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Used to have a ton of money, still a little left. Once it's all gone I probably will.
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>>734951840
what happen to ur money ?
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>>734949751
My guy, you really need a life lol.
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>>734951201
Sh..Shane?
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>>734952109
i sure do.
working on it.
appreciate the feedback.
>>734952513
who is shane?
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>>734949751
>implying i have slept in the past 49 hours
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>>734953248
why no sleep anon?
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>>734953194
Buddy of mine similar story actually. Btw OP not sure if you did the thread I posted in a while ago but my gf is still sick so that's still a reason.
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Can not afford the bullet to my hunting rifle the fuckers raised the price again
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>>734953525
hope ur gf gets well soon.
>>734953615
darn. guess you gotta stay alive then.
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>>734953841
Thanks bud.
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My Mobo finally for delivered so i'll shitpost for today
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>>734951272
>>734951578
Wife filed for divorce. Came with a restraining order because she "feared for her safety", while she does her running around. Went to court yesterday and proved I wasn't a threat to her or the kids.
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>>734949751
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>>734950099
You dont have to once U kys. Check mate
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>>734954169
:-)
>>734954185
cool. what's a mobo ?
>>734954191
some women are bitches.
sorry you had a shit wife
glad you got your kids visits back.
g'luck in the future.
>>734954251
he's such a faggot.
>>734954279
huh ?
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gf is going to blow me later.
so there is that.
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>>734949751
because all my attempts at suicide are thwarted by an invisible force
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>>734955204
perhaps the universe is telling you to live.
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I have a 3 hour exam tomorrow, I don't feel ready. I'm feeling down. I can't give you a reason
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>>734955528
g'luck anon.
do your best.
I'm sure you'll do fine.
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>>734949751
Money
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>>734955799
nice dubs.
you have lots of money?
if so congrats.
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>>734955777
Thanks Anon, appreciate it.
But I've just wasted today. I should be revising but then I get caught up in the thoughts that I feel like I'm not ready which ironically takes me away from revising which is the exact thing I need to do to stop feeling like that. The worst thing is I don't know what I need to say to myself to get my mind less stressed so I can revise, it feels like I've tried everything
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>>734949751
Got accepted for a sick internship! 964 euros after tax and it's interesting work.
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>>734956150
you'll be fine.
bad times don't last.
>>734956293
congrats man. i hope you enjoy it.
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>>734949751
Quitting is not an option, it never was .
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>>734956381
Yeah, I'm pumped as fuck for it, Ruby/Rails programming for an in-house application.
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>>734956461
good.
ruby/rails is a pretty popular language. esp for web stuff.
wish i knew it. Get allt he knowledge you can anon.
Make yourself valueable on the workplace market.
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>>734955420
that'd be nice... or cruel depending on how you see it lol
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>>734949751
I have a paper to write that's due tomorrow.
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>>734956673
nah, i think its a good thing.
Make the best of the time while you are here.
>>734956707
have you started it?
if not you should do that now.
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>>734956769
gotta keep on going against my own will i guess... so, if i can't kill myself because an invisible force prevents form dying i'll at least try to live a decent life
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>>734956707
Can relate. Working 'fulltime' on my fucking dissertation since january when my contract ended. Really fun not getting payed, but still having to take shit from some old dude earning more money by wanking in his office then i did in the last year
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>>734957106
don't try. you'll succeed.
life have ups and downs for everyone.
don't let the downs beat you up man.
enjoy the ups too.
>>734957199
paying your dues huh?
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>>734957311
who are the women on the gif ?
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>>734957405
women enjoy sexual pleasure that were captured on film.
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>>734957311
Exactly. The initial pay was good, but after it's end i got stuck with a clause that forces me to finish the written report for the 2 years and the related accounting of the financial spending related to the project. No chance to take another full-time job while i am stuck with it.
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>>734949751
Because there is an oncoming technological singularity which will cleanse the world and make life 1000% better
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>>734957604
my question was more about their identity, or aliases
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>>734957851
You wish
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>>734949751
because I am gonna just be high on coke all day
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>>734957851
i hope you're right.
>>734957881
i wish i knew.
>>734957967
congrats on the future coke high.
be safe.
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I set the date for my 25th bday, this is my last year, Never had a gf, a date , my "friends" people at uni i talk to never invited to me anywhere in town, the only msg i get when they need somthing.
I won't become a wizard or live for nothing.
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Idfk, I cba to be fair..
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>>734949751
its my birthday today!
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>>734957311
thanks! hope you have a great day
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probably failed my math exam again, so maybe i should kill myself
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>>734949751
Eh, I've got coffee and biscuits with dark chocolate on them right now, so I don't really feel like dying.
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Feels good man.

White.
Hung.
Attractive.
Making enough money to live comfortably.
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>>734958744
be comfortable being alone.
it's not so bad.
also try to find more and different social outlets to meet people too.
>>734959325
Happy Bday Anon.
I hope this year is your best year so far.
>>734959655
nice dubs. i appreciate the well wishes.
>>734959760
nah bro.
failing exam != killing self.
That doesn't ADD up.
MULTIPLE your amount of study for next time.
it will EQUAL a better grade for sure.
>>734959886
how's that dark chocolate?
>>734960048
congrats on all those things.
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>>734960165
It's pretty good, 63% cocoa matter, so it's bitter without curdling on the tongue.
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>>734960270
dark chocolate has many health benefits so, there is that.
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>>734960165
>It's not so bad
Not you are the virgin at uni that everybody makes fun of also they told me to admit im gay.
The only thing i don't want to be since 16 is alone.
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>>734960695
I like it for the bitterness, same with the coffee.
The health benefits are just a lucky happenstance for me.
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Been getting nudes off a Muslim qt3.14, unbeknownst to my girlfriend. All is good for now. As soon as she finds out I'll probably kill mtself
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>>734949751

1. I've got my own nice apartment and don't live in my parent's basement
2. I've got a good job, with benefits, and good credit
3. I've got a newish, nice car that I'm halfway to paying off
4. I have no student loans @ age 25
5. I have a qt gf living with me
6. Weed is legal here
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>>734960859
good deal.
>>734960908
cool enjoy the nudes. i hope she has nice titties.
>>734961201
sounds like an awesome situation.
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