Sibling hate thread? >be me >8 years old >have a shitty

>>734935047
yeah righto
Also pls elaborate on the Christmas in July nonsense?

>>734935047
keep it going anon

>>734935047
Yes

>>734935047
Keep it going

Don't worry my friend is called Qnko and he is gay too you don't have to be ashamed of yourself

Do continue, I never had any siblings and I want reasons to enjoy that

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Bump

Where is part 2 faggot?!

More plox

>>734935047
OP is bamboozle us!

Shit like this is probably why Cain killed Abel.

Bumperino

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>>734935047
keep it going im interested

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keep it coming OP

>>734935047
>be me
>middle brother
>kinda smart but, underappreciated
>older brother is dogshit retarded
>younger brother is piece of shit
>mom is bitch
>dad is what evs
>my name is malcolm

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cont. from >>734935047

>hurt like a motherfucker
>parents ignore it, like usual
>my turn
>my grandma hands me this flat, rectangular box, wrapped in red wrapping paper
>I shake the box, it sounds like legos
>I fucking love legos
>get real excited
>it's a fucking board game (the game of life, or something like that)
>my grandma looks happy
>"We all can play as a family." she says.
>My dad makes a joke to her, saying that we already do play the game of life
>she laughs
>I'm fucking pissed
>My retarded baby brother laughs and runs of to do god knows what
> I go to the den to setup the game
>I figure that I could still play with the little figurines
>my stomach rumbles
>ohshit.gif
>grandmas breakfast has come for revenge
>I drop what I'm doing and sprint to the bathroom
>my ass explodes
>later found out that beef and eggs thing totally fucked me up
>spend a good half hour on the shitter
>After the ass disaster is over, I come back
>The little shit-head had stomped and ripped the board game up
>chewed on the little cars, and ate the little people and shit
>200% mad
> I fucking charge at the little shit
>I'm about to tackle him, when my dad yells for us to get ready from the other room
>I stop, scared that he was yelling at me
>I glare at my brother
>Soon
> I get ready, and we all load up in the car, grandma too.
>We drive for what seems like forever
>My grandma treating my brother like an angel
>little brother trying to brown nose grandma for more attention
>I'll get back at that little fucker, don't you worry.
>We arrive
>We're at the fucking beach!
>Now it's all starting to seem worth it
>I run down into the sand
>My dad yells at me to stop running off
>look and see my mom chasing my brother as he runs for the water
>Pissed off, why the fuck does he not get in trouble?
>Pretty much ruined my whole mood
>We play in the sand for a bit
>I start digging a sand pit, trying to see if I can trick my brother into falling in, like I saw on Looney Toons

Part 3?

>>734935047
I hate my dad,,and my 2 big brothers.They never taught me anything.we almost never did anything together except when we were younger which was when i was 9 and even then they treated me badly.My dad was almost never home and my brothers were always outside with there friends so i was alone with my mom and 2 other small siblings.and my dad dumbass decisions cause me to go to a private school in mexico in which i got bully at.This is why im such a anti social freak.I also forgot to mention my dad side of the family were full of assholes that were meant to my mom and my family.I still remember how my cousins from my dad side bully me and dislike me,and exclude me from what they do.Feels bad man.My mom side of the family atleast treated me like a human

>>734936918
Yes...

>>734936918
Yesmoar

>>734936918
cont faggot pls

Cont pls

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plz moar op i need this right now.

Might as well share something
>Be me
>Be about 10
>Have a step-brother that I hate
>Have a real bad day where at the end of it all you just have to cry
>Take a shower before my step-brother has to use the bathroom
>Parents just let him strut on in
>Trying to not cry while he's in there
>Finally he's out
>When my shower is done I find out that he fucking recorded me crying on his lil recorder thingy
>Step-sisters found out
>Grandma who was in state was here
>All his punishment was is that he had to explain to my grandmother what he did and he had his recorder thingy token a way
>Still pissed at him for doing it

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>>734937847
Kinda ame situation. My brother tried to blackmail me with footage of me masturbating. Didn't take it and pushed his dumb ass down the stairs. Also took his phone and deleted all traces.

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cont. from >>734936918

>dad calls us to come back to the car
>don't get deep enough
>I'll have to find another way
>At this point I just wanted to hurt that little bastard
>We walk back to the car, but instead of getting in, we walk to this fancy ass place
>it's got palm trees and shit, inside
>we go to the snack bar to get ice cream
>this time, I get to have some
>hell yeah.png
>my brother gets strawberry again, and is actually eating this time
>this is my chance
>"Hey bro...?"
>"Yeah?"
>WHACK!
>I slap that shit out of his hands
>he looks down in disbelief, then starts crying like a little bitch
>"Anon, why the fuck did you do that?"
>Uh oh
>my whole family saw
>Do what you must, for I have already won
>My dad pulls me aside and talks real quiet in my face
> "This is the last time I'm taking you to a place like this, got it?"
>He picks me up by my arm and spanks me a few times.
> "You better stop this shit, or I'm taking you back home."
> I start fake crying, and he seems to think I get it
>But I don't
>The time for peace has long been past
>This was war
> I look over at my faggot of a brother, my mom wiping the tears from his eyes, and my grandma feeding him her ice cream
>Fuck him. FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT.
>I was going to get my money's worth out of this
>One way or another
>Later that day, we head back to grandma's house
>It was late, and everyone was tired
>My brother just falls straight onto the floor
>my parents head to the guest room
>grandma goes to hers
>good
>I won't be making the same mistake again
>no witnesses
>I look around to see what I can do to this cancerous piece of garbage
>I see a small table, a couch, a cactus in the corner, and a big ass bookshelf with some vases on it
>a big ass bookshelf... with my brother right in front of it.
>lightbulb.gif
>I pace quietly, anxiety building up
>Should I do it? this could make me an only child...
>Could I get arrested for pushing a bookshelf onto my brother?

Part 4?

>>734937847
u should have smacked him at minimum.

>>734938191
waiting

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I'll share a story
>Be me
>About 12 years old
>Beyblade Metal Fusion was the shit
>If you didn't have them you were a faggot
>I had 50 or so
>Badassmofo.jpg
>Bring over a friend to my house
>We do stupid shit with them
>Send them into the air
>Spin them on tables
>Friendo rips one at the couch
>Goes a little high
>My little sister pops up from behind the couch
>About 10 years old
>She gets beaned in the face with a flying metal disc
>She laughs it off
>We laugh it off
>AllGood.gif
>Later that day
>We walk by each other in the living room
>In front of our parents
>She bumps into me
>Falls over dramatically
>Starts fake crying
>"Anon what the fuck did you do to her"
>Mom I didn't do anything
>"Anon you're grounded. No friends over for a week"
>MFW
>I explain that she took a Beyblade to the face earlier without flinching
>"I don't care Anon now go before I make it 2 weeks"
>Stomp away to my bedroom and cry
>Sadistic little bitch slides a smiley face painted in red on white paper under my door

>>734938191
>>I pace quietly, anxiety building up
>>Should I do it? this could make me an only child...
>>Could I get arrested for pushing a bookshelf onto my brother?
>Part 4?
fuck u fgt. im about to climax and u pull that shit on me. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

>>734938191
CONT CONT CONT CONT CONTTTTT

>>734938191
STOP ASKING AND POST NIGGER

>>734938191
MOAR

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I hate my little sister. She's one of those annoying Leafyishere fangirls who act like they discovered 4chan yesterday, and she calls everything and everyone "autistic" out of context. Not to mention she has one of those stupid fidget things and like 500 minecraft hoodies and figurines. She also claims to hate tumblr even though she claims to have depression and schizophrenia and falls into the same category of toxic fandoms such as Steven Universe, FNAF, undertale, etc. And forces all our other siblings to watch that godawful show. Thing is, I think she is actually autistic. She always screeches and makes stupid noises, and never stops talking about space. Like if you said something about space that wasn't in her space books, she would attack you for being "uneducated" Every time I drove our siblings out to the country to look at the stars, she would ruin it by pointing out every fucking star, planet, and constellation in the goddamn sky. It's all she thinks about if it isn't calling other people autists. Dumb fucking cunt.

>>734938658
Listen to me very well. In the total sense of the word, I command you to rape your little sister and menace her if she tells someone, not trying to be edgy or something. Teach her some respect, bring her all the mental illnesses she desires so bad.

>>734938658
if she is older the 13 its autism if not just wait she will grow out of it

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thanks Jesus and my parents for a normal family with a normal sister
>im educating her what is good what is bad
>she seems to understand it

>>734938658
>wondershowzen
10/10

>>734936918
>pissed that you got a toy you didn't want on a holiday that doesn't exist

>says his brother is the spoiled one

bump

My sister uses tumblr and my brother uses reddit
both make fun of me and call me a "meme boy" and a "cancerous school shooter"

>>734939199
talk me more about them

>>734939199
>"ITS A MEME U DIP!"

>>734939199
Any stories

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cont. from >>734938191

>Then I started to think about all the shit he has pulled on this trip.
>He was irredeemable
>I looked around quietly for a bit
>I had to make it look like an accident
>I sat down on the couch to calm down and think
>After a while, I got it
>I had to get hurt too
>It was the only way I could get away with it
>I had to think quickly, this plan was foolproof
>I looked around, and I found a small x-acto knife
>I start scraping my arm
>I look at it
>I think to myself, it's not gonna be enough
>there needs to be blood
>I bite my lip, and start cutting into my arm
>not too deep, because I was being a little bitch
> Finally, some blood started to appear
>No going back now
> I tiptoe quickly to the bookshelf
>With a few deep breaths and little thought, I slowly began pulling it away from the wall
>heavy as fuck
>I double checked to make sure that my arm would be underneath the bookshelf when it landed on him
>suddenly, it starts to tip over
>ohshit.jpg
>I fall back with it and it lands on my brother and my arm
>it was a pretty loud crash, but I was waiting for my brother to start screaming
>Except there was no screaming
>Time to put on an act
>I yell at the top of my lungs and tried to cry as much as I could
>wasn't hard, since I was already on the verge of tears from all the planning
>My parents come running in, screaming "What happened? What happened?"
>When they turned on the lights, they found that the bookshelf had fallen
>When I looked at my brother underneath the bookshelf, I saw blood dripping from his mouth
>Damn.
>My dad quickly picked up the bookshelf (he was a big guy)
>He looked down and saw my brother and started screaming
>My mom was hysterical, trying to call the hospital
>My grandma is coming from her room, trying to tell my mom the number is on the fridge
>She makes her way to my dad, and she immediately assumes the shelf just fell over
>"I've been meaning to get rid of that old thing..."

Part 5?

>>734939402
yesss

>>734939402
Don't ask, just post

>>734939402
FAGGOT DONT STOP KEEP CONT

>>734939402
Fuck. Thats brutal.

>>734939402
You devious bastard. Cont. pls

>>734939402
SYOPT FUCKING ASKING AND POST THE WHOLE SHIT!

>>734939402
CONT CONT CONT CONT CONT

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>>734939402
Kek savage. Keep going.

>>734939402
No one expects the 8 year old hitman

>>734939402
keep going man

>>734939402
Continue until it's finished OP

MORE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I NEED MORE

>>734939295
>>734939327
>>734939390
just your average beta full of regrets, nothing less nothing more

If you don't get along with your brothers or sisters. You are either a basement dweller watching them get on with their lives or you are underage

>>734939803
I'm trying to find out if she is a tumblr thot, with that perky tits and shit

>>734939945
Nah, she is one of those fatfucks who is obsessed with fandoms n shit.

>>734939402
Op confirmed bro killer

For fucks sake, JUST CONTINUE YOUR STORY.

Attention whoring piece of shit.

>>734939402
inb4 this will end with "if you don't reply to this post your mother..." bullshit

>>734939402
Cuntinue this shit op

>>734939402
Hurry the fuck up nigger

>>734940042
what about your brother? hope he doesn't have perky tits and shit

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cont. from >>734939402

LAST ONE, BOYS.

>Mom is on the phone with ambulance
>My dad is checking my brother's heartbeat
>He grimly announces that he's not breathing
>My mom is in even more of a panic, screaming at them to get over to my grandmas house
>I try to show my dad my arm, but he just brushed me off, and angrily told me that there are more important things going on right now
>I slowly walk into the bathroom and look in the mirror
>I remember asking myself if I felt bad
>A slow smile appeared on my face.
>No. Not in the slightest.
>Suddenly, I see flashing red lights coming through the windows
>I thought it was the police, but was relieved to remember that it was just the ambulance
>That was enough to scare me into having a straight and grim-looking face
>The paramedics came in, and both my parents left with them, leaving my grandma and I
> We sat in silence for a while
>"Anon, are you hungry?"
>" No."
>She walks into the kitchen
>There's no way in fuck that I could eat after doing that
>My grandma sits beside me for a while
>"Why did you do it?"
>What.
>I looked at her. I could tell in her eyes she knew.
>"That shelf was sturdy and it didn't just move on it's own. That's the only reason I ever got it."
>Oh fuck. She's on to me
>hot tears started coming down my eyes as I told her the truth
>"He...He..."
>He what, Anon?"
>Cut my life into pieces
>This is my last resort
>Suffocation
>No breathing
>Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm, bleeding.

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>>734939402

>>734940253
INSTANT FUCKING PLEASURE!

>>734940219
he does massive thighs.

>>734936901
icwatudidthar

>>734940253
Bamboozled

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>>734940253
Well done you fucker

>>734940253
Jesus Christ.. 10/10

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>>734940253
God damn it, anon

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>>734940253
Fuck

>>734940253
You have done well OP

>>734940253
idc if this was fake or nah, fucking great story. write books pls

>>734940253
He died?

>>734940253
I don't like you. That didn't even work.

>>734940138
>if dubs OP walks the dinosaur

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>>734940253
Nigger

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Fucking great

>>734940389
>>734940437
>>734940455
>>734940462
>>734940481
>>734940491
>>734940538
Fuck off samefag, it was shit and so are you.

>>734940253
What a long, meandering troll.

God damn

>>734940604
You're mad that the only thing you can do is shit post.

>>734939565
This

>>734937109
Maybe it's cause you're a fucking pussy no other man would be interested in spending time with? Cause you sure sound like a fucking pussy no other man would be interested in spending time with.

God fucking damnit. Whatever. Gg.

>>734940253
Saw it comig. Still kek'd.

>>734940604
Eat shit

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>>734940604
Suck dick

Sibling hatred runs deep. My older brother, there are 10 years between us, decided to fuck my ex wife, then fuck my ex fiancee. Took several months to get him to nut up and admit about the ex wife, he still wont admit to the ex fiancee but I know.

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>>734939199
This better be fucking bait, cause this shit is just straight disgusting

>>734941071
Try fucking him, so he can't fucking deny it later.

>>734940920
>phonefag with a doge pfp
stob

>>734941202
Ok, suicide incoming

>>734936901
was just watching that

>>734941178
I mean if he wasn't so fucking fat maybe.

>>734936901
You forgot the oldest brother. There's 4 siblings total.

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>>734941171
sadly, it is not. They always talking about shitty nigger memes. They also found my cum jars.
>mfw

>>734940253
I don't care about the end, the story was great annon!

>>734940253
Sweet, man! Excellent!

>>734940253
GG OP you gigantic faggot

>>734939199
Live up to the title they've given you.

>>734941458
That's a cute angle you chose to interpret my post from. Gross

>>734938118
kek

>>734940253
Put me in the screencap

>>734941458
The cumjars made it obvious bait for those who didn't notice yet

>be me
>have 1 younger bro, 3 younger sisters
>get along fine with all of them

>>734935047
my youngest brother was an absolute piece of shit
>be me
>huge gamer
>had a red gameboy, built legos, and played halo a lot. Average early 2000's fag
>my shitty little brother is a huge manipulator and thief
>he can steal anything and get away with it
>other brother doesn't do shit
>when he was little, he would go into my room while I was at school and break/ all of my legos while stealing the rare minifigs I had
>I'd come home to find awesome lego forts I made completely destroyed
>It would cause me to cry sometimes
>everyday I'd rebuild it and everyday it would be broken when I came back
>parents would give me the same shitty "he doesn't know any better" excuse when that little fuck knew exactly what he was doing
>he would peek in my room and grin at me like that one ginger from A Christmas Story while I was sobbing on my bed
>would fill me with fucking rage
>eventually start to grow out of legos, but I still play video games and I still have my gameboy because it means a lot to me
>come home one day to find my game collection smashed with all of my favorite games cut in half with scissors or scratched up
>find my gameboy snapped in half like he bent it too far back
>rush to my mom and ask her to do something about it
>"I'm sure he didn't mean it, anon. We'll replace your games when it's your birthday"
>see that little waste of sperm out of the corner of my eye with that shitface grin again
>something inside me snaps
>run at the little shit
>pick him up and bodyslam him into his own legos on the floor of his room
>start tearing shit off of his shelves and tipping over his stuff
>he's on the ground screaming in pain because some legos were stuck in him and gave him some nasty cuts
>my rage finally comes to an end
>look around at the destruction I've caused
>don't really know what to do so I just go back to my room
>find a game that wasn't broken or scratched and start to play it
>don't regret a thing

I was grounded for a month or two after that.

>>734935047
>be me
>8 years old
stopped reading right there
get the fuck off 4chan little faggot

>>734942515
>Be me
>Have a older sister
>We're best bros
>Le end

>>734942664
are you retarded, hes telling a story from when he was 8

>>734942654
Nice story Anon.

>>734940253
gg wp

>be me
>have little brother 4 years younger
>too young to hang out with
>treat him like shit forever
>he grows up fucked up, has quiet emo thing going
>my older bro moves away
>I move away
>leave him to fend for himself with our angry dad
>they leave the state
>he shoots him 20 times with an old rifle we never even knew worked
>he learned it in ROTC
>which dad made him do
>he's been in prison for the last 20 years
>gets released next month
>older brother going into prison in a few months
>I'm the only one who escaped this family somewhat normal and successful but
>posting on /b/

>>734940253
/thread

I don't hate my siblings.
It's just that after well over 40 years, there is really nothing left to say to them.

Not many common interests or anything.

>>734940253
You cheeky dickwaffle

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>>734940253

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>>734940253
I FUCKIN KNEW IT YOU FAGGOT
HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA

>>734943270
Dann, son.
Moar?

Damn*

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>>734935047
Saved for you anons.

3 https://youtu.be/DkmdvvCGhzw

>>734941458
It sounds like you come from Reddit yourself, freak.

>>734940253
Put me in the screencap