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Ok /b/oys, I'm a fairly good HEMA duelist and have gotten

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Ok /b/oys, I'm a fairly good HEMA duelist and have gotten myself a new sword, as the only one broke. So far I have had three swords, named Harugrim, Longclaw, and an unnamed new one.

I want a sword name that's not pulled from a book/tv show.

Trips names my new sword.
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>>734931795
How common is it for Hema people to name their swords?
Because that seems like the faggiest thing I have ever heard.
Matt Easton would roll in his grave.
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>>734931795
Regenyei, Einsifer, or do you have one of those faggot synthetic feders?
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>>734931921
It's not common, no one does it unless there's a hell of a story behind it.

I know a guy who damn well should name is sword 'thumbslayer' [he's broken two thumbs with it through gauntlets so far] but that's the only kind of naming that happens.

tl;dr op is a faggot.
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>>734931921
Everyone in my circle names their primary sword. A bunch of them started off goofing around in college after watching GoT, and they started a local chapter. We dick around, but we're not bad (I think; we've never gone out to real competitions, since they're all too far away).
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vagina stinger
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>>734931795
name it cosby
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>>734932111
>checked
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>>734932111
>mfw op's sword is now named 'thumbslayer'
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Cuck's Bane
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>>734932111
sword's name is now OP
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>>734932111
Winna
thumbslayer it is.
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>>734931795
Moot
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>>734932131
Where are you? There's likely a real group nearby.

Which manual do you work out of? Are you Fiorre tradition, or Lichtenhaur?

Use the 'ultimate force' helmets, they're the best by far, get the back-of-the-head protector separately.
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>>734932111
>>734932207
>>734932291
>>734932227

That was far too quick, what a waste; it's not a bad name. Was expecting "Fagfuck" or "Sword McSwordface."
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>>734931795
Pilgrim
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>>734932400
There is a real group 2 hours away, but mostly everyone is too broke to do it too seriously; I'm naming my sword especially now as we just upgraded to steel. Hence why I wanted a more original name.
We've been doing German Longsword, so taking everything from the Holy Roman Empire that applies.
And I'll look into the helmets.
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>>734932111
>should name is sword 'thumbslayer'
/thread
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>>734932400
>sword going straight through layered plate
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>>734931795
http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Gurthang

Gurthang was the sword of Turin Turambar, the black sword of Nargathrond and Slayer of Morgoth's dragon Glaurung.

Why name your sword Gurthang? Because the story behind it is badass and why not.
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>>734932855
No, the armor plate has a sword forged onto it. Death Camo, it's called.
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>>734932931
My shiny Gyrados is named Glaurung.
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>>734931795

Do you dislike video games? How about Elsydeon from PSIV
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>>734933351
Never cared for Final Fantasy, sorry.
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>>734932999
Deathcamo, the trips have spoken.
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>>734933475

Eh...

Phantasy Star is not Final Fantasy. You just ruined my night by not knowing that.

Good luck naming your sword. Perhaps wait until you have a good fight with it and then name it after something that really stood out about the fight.
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Knigga reporting
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>>734934706
older pic of sallet
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'Rampant faggotry', because that's what this is.
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rolling for diggernick
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>>734931795

rolling to name it fagbasher
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>>734931795
fag
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>>734936396
Refuckingroll
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>>734931795
Holy Grail of the KKK
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>>734931795
have you considered this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ItKF3xyci8

if still undeterred, i second the vote for Cosby Pussy Slayer
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>>734931795
Kicker of serious butt
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>>734936396
rerol
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Lifehater.
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>>734931795
Both of your swords are already named after a book/show, dumbass.
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Dick Dissector
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>>734931795
Tooth Gnasher
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Sharpie
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>>734931795
dick dissector
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>>734931795
Niiiice hemabro. Although naming a blunt sword is pretty faggy
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>>734931795
Edgelord
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Dwayne.
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Nutshereder
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>>734937692
He said name the sword, not OP.
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>>734931795
Saicere
Totally not from a book
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>>734937246
>Lifehater.
Or perhaps the german version? - Lebenshasser.
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The Claymore was never used in any battle
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>>734932931
it wasnt his sword faggot
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cant believe NO one suggested nigger...
Fuck you guys.
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Just take a random word from an Armenian dictionary.
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