REPLY TO THIS POST AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY THE

>>734922549
Joke's on you! I'm a 35 year old virgin!

yeah right

>>734922549
doubt it

>>734922549
dont you get it nigger, getting a girlfriend is easy, getting one that we actually want is hard.

>>734922549
{ok

>>734922549
OK!

Sure why not

>>734922549
post the girl with nose blood

>>734922549
Can't hurt.

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>>734923210
lol wat

Wus boppin

>>734922549
I fucking hope this doesn't work

sure why not

>>734922549
Could use a new one

ok

Tinder hates her
Watch how this random 4chan user found the secret to getting laid

>>734922549

fuck, that sucks. does that mean she'll want to sleep over? when does she get her next period? i mean, i don't even think i'll like her that soon... do i have to deal with her body odor THAT soon? what's the syllabus on acquiring this new female?

>>734923699
>what's the syllabus on acquiring this new female?

Yep, this is definitely 4chan

>>734922549
I actually need all the help I can get.

Can't hurt to try.

Well, I don't have anything to lose

hahaha

Plz

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pls

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6 months is a long dry spell
Pic semi related

hahahahaha

wut

YOLO

>>734923796
The one stop shop for autism

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>>734922549

Interesting

so desperate rn, might as well.

If this works, I will buy enough land to make our own kekistan.

ok

fuck it

thatd be the fucking day

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>>734922549
Fuck you, no i won't

>>734922549
More of her op!!!

Okay

ok

>>734922549
Please

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sounds good to me

>>734922549
yeah, ok

>>734922549
ok

fuck you too

like this?

>>734922549
Ha. Haha. Hahahaha.


The odds are not in my favor.

Doubt it.

Why not

>>734922549

We'll see about that

Worth a shot

>>734922549
COULD IT BE!?

pretty likely, the girl im dating already likes me.

why not

yer

>>734922549
ok

>>734922549
no thanks

>>734922549
Ehhhhh i suppose i have my eye on one

>>734922549
Nope probably not

please god

I wont.

I don't think that's how it works

>>734922549
Joke's on you these never work

I'm desperate enough. So, fuck it

>>734922549
you are all fags

Doubtful.

>>734922549
LUL

bullshit

Coюз нepyшимый pecпyблик cвoбoдных

>>734922549
have we really reached autistic bottom

Why not?

>>734922549
kek

>>734922549
Please

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I like those pretty young looking ones.

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That was easy.

>>734922549
let it be true

If this dont work then I will neck self

Gee Gosh Darn

>>734925337
A long time ago.

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>>734922549

>>734922549

Yet superstition's not real

>>734922549
Worth a shot

>>734922549
Done.
Your move, OP

>>734922549
I believe it.

>>734922549
will it work this time?

>>734922549
I'd rather have a slave to take my cock.

>>734922549
At this point I'll try it all

Taking the bet

>>734922549
oh god yes

>>734922549
yea ok bet

Actually possible. Help me.

>>734922549
lets git it

lol aight

I don't like my chances of ever getting a girlfriend. But I'll post anyway.

lol ok

If only

>>734922549
tyesughjkfebkjc

For once I'm gonna leave a comment.

>>734922549
lolk

dont bliebe

Fuck it

why not

I already have 2 hands, what, is this post gonna make me grow a third fucking arm?

Replying for science

no way

>>734922549
k

You cant stop me.

i believe that we will win

It'll never happen but it's not like it'll do me any harm I guess.

>>734922549
Eh, worth a shot

>>734922549
Why not... I stack my luck.

>>734922549
(You)

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Only works if you get dubs.

im so desperate

Might as well

Niggers did 9/11

monica

>>734922549
ok...

>>734922549
Sure

>>734922549
Willi?

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>>734925876

>>734922549
Why tf not

>>734922549
I know

it could actually happen this week so I'm gonna play off of the luck

AHAHHAHAHAHHA

>>734922549
Seems likely

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>>734922549

Ok

Why not

>>734922549
Pls god

Replying

Sure

Post

ok

ayy lmao

worth a try

i wish

>>734922549
clinical depression

>>734922549
test

>>734922549
If i already have one will I have two?

Doubt it but worth a shot

>>734922549
Mmm yesss

>>734922549
roal

grant me your powers

>>734922549
yum

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let's do this

Ok then

>>734922549
yuh yuh

>>734922549
im high

>>734922549
ok op!

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We'll see

>>734922549
I HAVE FAITH

sure

>>734922549
god bless

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Nice bait mate

desperate gang

>>734922549
im gonna fuck you with a dikdo ha ha ha HA

>>734922549
Let's hope

Would be awesome

>>734922549
I hope so

If it can help

>>734922549
Fine.

Gg

She told me i could help her study anatomy but hasnt invited me since that text last week.

Don't fuck this up

trust

Please

this better work

>>734922549
okay not taking chances

>>734922549
finally my chance!

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what even are the point in these ;(

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k den

No I won't

>>734922549
k

im desperate

>>734922549
>Implying I want one.

Women are cancerous and suck the life out of you. They're more hassle than what they're worth.

Highly doubtful.

>>734922549
<

>>734922549
Gib

Fuck it

Plox

>>734922549
i hope my wife likes her!

>>734922636
Found a wizard

>>734922549
These threads always work, gaiz. My mother died already 6 times this week.

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Testing.

op you better deliver u dumb nigger

I believe.

K

>>734922549
Wow, what a deal!

>>734922549
god please im so alone

I hope

>>734922549
PFFT. Never works. If it ever does, I'll personally come back to /b/ and tell y'all a story about it.

Bet

>>734922549
need

Yes please

no I won't :(

Ya fuck it

I can't take chances

THese things never work anyways

>>734922549
lol

>>734922549
Doubt nigga

Counting on it g

i wll drown her in cum

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A guy can dream.

k

>>734922549
Don't lie to me faggot.

Might as well

>>734922549
hope

What can I lose

what if i already do OP?

:D

U rite

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lets hope my friends

ayyyyy

Don't believe you

fuck fuck fuck fuck

aaaaayyyyyyyy

>>734922549
does wprk?

>>734922549
love you

ok (last time reCAPTCHA failed so i couldn't get one)

Ja, bitte!

>>734922549
give me love plz

>>734922549
Fuck it

i've posted in a lot of these and it never works out.

sunshine

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Cheers

Why not

Hmmmmmm...

>>734922549
Worth a try

If only

hmm

asian girlfriend finally!

Can't hurt to try...

>>734922549
Bull shit

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I'm down.

>>734922549
K den.

>>734922549
Gf

I only wanna have one if she is really kinky

>>734922549
i dont believe it but not like i have anything better to do this minute.

>>734922549
Cock

>>734922549
Not even meme magic will help me find a GF.

>>734922549
>worth a shot.

lets hope lol

Pls

>>734922549
I already have a girlfriend.

She's really fat :(

To pussy!
Fucked a tranny but never fucked a pussy before

Hope she likes drinking piss

Gotta reply for that upgrade

>>734931506
unless getting whatever shreds of hope could possibly be remaining eviscerated without a trace doesn't hurt