ITT: We all act like one-humped camels until someone gets dubs,

*spits*

Man, I wish I had two humps.
Fuck.
This sucks.

If that arab is going to rape me, i swear to Allah, i'll kick him right in his face.

Camel noises

Yeesnaw

>>734920149
Mystery !

*quietly shits on the ground*

>>734919292
Yo I think my hump is pregnant I can *feel* another hump growing on my back it must mean we're evolving as a race

>>734920665
Off by one from trips

*exists*

Not even one more straw on my back! That's all I can carry!

I'M NOT KIDDING MOTHERFUCKER

>>734920665
If you have another hump growing on your back, then you probably just have a massive fucking tumor.

I think I have some sand in my dick.

>>734920850
Let me clean that for you

*spits into your urethra*

>>734919292
this camels got a question
if a camel has got two humps
and theres no other camels around to see it
can it surgically remove on of the humps to become a one humped camel?

HEY GUYS ITS HUMP DAY xD

>>734921154
The amount of humps of a camel is determined by their genetic material.

If a camel has one hump removed, it will still have the genetic material to say that it is truly a two humped camel.

Plus it would be extremely malformed.

>>734921278
Fuck off Wayne.

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stthsssthsssssthsthshtshthtssss

Guys I have another hump, I'm worried it's cancer

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Nudes of my GF.
OC.
Post yours.

>>734921466
OH MY FUCKING GOD A SNAKE!

*two humped camel noises*

>>734921577
MY HUMPS

MY HUMPS

MY LOVELY CAMEL LUMPS

*blinks with all three eyelids*

GAS THE DONKEYS!

>>734921577
>>734921822
I'm humpfluid. I think of humpedness more as a spectrum.

>>734919292
Is it ok if I use my hfs pubes as grass

>>734921822
these humps aint gonna hump themselves boys

Fuck, I'm thirsty.

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>this thread

Duuuuuuuude...check out the toe on *that* bitch.

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got my two humps

got my tongue shit and i'm ready to plow

Anyone else here tired of sand?

snort

hee haw

tri[s

If I marry a dromedary camel, is that a mixed marriage?

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Bitch kept asking me if camel cocks really were bigger. I showed her.

>>734919292
neigh?

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>>734919292
HHHHHHUUUUUAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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>>734927103
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>734920114
Tripping

>>734919292
the ones with one hump are called dromedaries
if it has two humps its called a camel
now you know

I like to where 2 hats, one on my head and one on my hump.

>>734920702
Trippp

>>734927624
and knowing is half the battle!

>>734927909
G.I. Joe!

hump

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Bow to your camel god

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One of my favorite jams for those long trips.

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Is an camel a athlete?

>>734930427
is A camel AN athlete

>>734931361
so even camels can be new

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If I smoke these, is it considered cannibalism?

>>734932939
No its camellalism.

>>734922223
Almost fucking quints

Gtfo

>>734933002
ow ow ow ow ow

These faggots and their two humps. Pfft

Hey I think I see an oasis

>>734933486
Don't be such an ass.

>>734927624
2 humped camels are called bactrian

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post your creepshots

Eating camel shit can cure dysentery

>>734934571
brb going to try it now

>>734925291
>>734927624
>>734934495
Easy mnemonic: the number of humps is like the shape of the first letter of the name.

1 hump = Dromedary
2 humps = Bactrian

Heehaw

>>734934835
Mule regret that 'round here.

What if I identify as a two hump camel?

>>734932939
Not anymore. We're two-humpers and that guy on that pack is a lowlife one-humper. Smoke 'em up!

>>734935073
see
>>734922031
I'm triggered by your antiquated patriarchal notions of humpedness as binary.

>>734919292
I wish I had three humps right now...

>>734935840
really do..

>>734935840
Don't be greedy, G-d gave you two humps, that's all a camel needs in this life.

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>>734935840
>>734935866

>>734934771
Ey that's cool

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y38Ec57yMG8

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Does everybody else's owner shout out "Inshallah!" when he's fucking you?

>>734919292
my back hurt

>>734934571
>camel shit can cure dysentery
Woo-hoo! My family's gonna be rich!

bactrian bump

Let V equal 3. Let Tau equal Chi/4. cudcudcud Let Kappa/y be a differential tensor domain with four imaginary spin coefficients.... cudcudcud

>>734940494
You Bastard!!!

I love ruminating.

>>734941057
wotcher