CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Dan's a Dad Edition RULES: >first

Dan throws the little shit on the ground and then bashes its head in

>>734916047

he names his son "40,000 bees"

>>734916047
Dan kills himself

Dan immediately regrets having a child so he takes the sissors on that table and cuts off his testicals so that he may never have children again.

His son turns into 40000 bees

>>Any other dubs or better after that will be ignored untill OP posts the next picture in the story (next turn).

>>734917178
Reroll

>>734917247
Dubs have not been rolled yet so keep posting

>>734917277
Winner

>>734917277
Winrar

>>734917305
Radical

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>>734917178
>>734917277
Suddenly Dan's child transforms into 40000 bees and those bees start stinging the fuck out of Danielle. Are you just gonna stand there and do nothing Dan!? Do something!

>>734917790
Start flirting with the doctor

>>734917838
This

>>734917838
Reroll

>>734917790
Dance around, funky style to calm the bees

>>734917790
Command the bees to reform into child mode by singing the bees into child song

>>734917838
Reroll me father

>>734918083
This

Dan has a flashback and turns into gigga nigga butler.

>>734918349
Reroll

>>734918349
Roll

>>734917838
Roll

>>734918349
Roll reroll

>>734918083
Roll

>>734918349
Determined

>>734918499
Winner

Dan becomes a beekeeper and reforms the child

>>734918499
Chicken dinner

>>734917790
The bees rape the mother till she gets autism

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>>734918499
>>734918083
As a beekeeper, Dan has been training all his life for something like this to happen. He sings the song of bees and the 40000 bees organize themselves into the shape of his child, he sings again and they organize into rows. Dan now has an army of 40000 bees at his disposal (and Danielle is having an alergic reaction to the stings). What will Dan do with his bees next?

>>734919426
Let her wife day, and command all the bees inside of him through his many holes and control him like a puppet

>>734919426
Use them to flirg with the doctor

>>734919426
Ask the doctor if he wants to have a threeway to help fight off the allergic reaction. Doctor gets mouth

>>734919426
Dan hops on top of the bees and seeks to find nic cage out.

>>734919675
Flirt, and reroll

>>734919426
Dan commands his army of bees to crawl up his asshole

>>734919426
Tell the bees to tear the doctor to pieces

>>734919702
This but doctor gets anal

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Trump pays a visit and paints pepe on a canvas

Use them to aid him on his journey to find out if traps are gay

>>734919426
He sings off key and the bees rape his wife

>>734919426
Dan tells the doctor that he and the bees will never flirt with him.

>>734919835
r-r-r-reroll

>>734919426
Angela Merkel comes in and makes them leave germany cause the baby is too white

>>734919900
WINWAR

>>734919900
Good work

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>>734919900
Dan and his bees tell the doctor that he his a hideous monstrosity, his wife only loves him for his money, and that they will never flirt with him. A single tear crawles down the doctors face (and Danielle still suffers from her alergic reaction)

>>734920382
Rape the nurse

>>734920468
Reroll because I'm gay

>>734920382
Hump Danielle's belly button because the reverse shock would stop the allergic reaction

>>734920499
Winrar

>>734920468
Wow

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>>734920499
>>734920468
The doctor breaks down crying and a nurse enters the room to see what the problem is. Dan tears her clothes off and starts ravashing her pussy. All the while, Danielle (dan's wife) is now suffering from paralisis because her bee stings have gone untreated for too long--she can only watch as Dan fucks another woman and she does not look happy about it.

>>734921317
Eat the bees one by one

>>734921403
Reroll cock

the doctor randomly commits seppuku

>>734921403
Hey you know what would be funny if i rerolled haha

Wife gains control of bees and has them attack Dan's cock

>>734921317
Wake up

>>734921582
rerollin

>>734921663
reroll

>>734921403
Reroll please

>>734921693
Just one off

Doc gets enraged and rides off Dan's dick

>>734921582
reeeroolll

>>734921317
With her dying act, Danielle is able to use the drug drip to give Dan a morphine enema during his sex act.

>>734921317
As dan rapes the nurse...
He suddenly spots her PENIS

>>734921403
U no wat it is

>>734921811
winrar

>>734921749
Reroll because of spelling error made it funnier

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>>734921811
OH shit!

>>734921811
winrar??

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>>734921877
>>734921811
CHECK EM. oh and winrar.

>>734922003
He not like! The bananna! AngrY! Cat no bannana

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>>734922128
nigga wat. speak english mufucka

>>734922285
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT LIKE!
THE BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGRY!
CAT NO BANANA!!!!!!!!!

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>>734921811
Out of pure rage and hatred, Danielle misters up the will to give Dan a morphine enema to get him back, she then dies after exhausting herself so. Dan's puples dialate. He begins to see things, and by the looks of it, looks like he is having a bad trip. What will dan do now while he is druged up and scared?

>>734922675
Go on a quest to find out if traps are gay

>>734922675
Kill the nurse and rape his wifes dead body (;

>>734922784
Roll

He will invert his penis and asshole

>>734922844
Fuck you.
They are gay.

>>734922784
>>734922844
damn that was a quick winrar

>>734922844
Winrar winrar chicken dinrar

He will become every OP of 4chan

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>>734922911
No it's a feminine penis

>>734923016
NO
A PENIS IS A PENIS
IF YOU LIKE PENIS
YOU ARE GAY
IF YOU ARE A WOMEN AND YOU LIKE TRAPS
YOU ARE NOT GAY.

>>734923344
Listen here you little shit...
Shut up

>>734923016

YOU ARE A FAGGOT AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE

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>>734923344
But what if it was both a penis and vagina?

>>734923485
Tell me somthing I don't know

>>734923541
Fuck

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>>734922784
>>734922844
While Dan is high on morphine he hears someone call out to him "are traps gay?" The voice repeats over and over and slowly fades out. Inspired by this vision Dan sets out with his bees to truly find out once and for all if traps are gay or not. The first place his quest leads him is to a wise native american man, who Dan hopes to gain wisdom from.

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>>734916047
When you realize a 5 year old is on 4 chan

>>734923598
The indian turns into 40000 bees

>>734923598
He just looks at him and says.
Nigga, traps. are. fucking. gay

Kurt Cobain

>>734923598
Moments after flying on his cloud of bees, Dan decides to rest for the night in an open field. While Dan is shuffling around on the grass like a retard, the bees take the form of a trap and projectile vomit bee vomit on Dan, covering him from head to toe. The effects of the morphine leave Dan feeling euphoric despite being covered in bee vomit. Then they begin to seduce Dan by whispering things about 9/11. This gives Dan a raging erection, and he does not know why. The bees press onward in an attempt to end his quest early.

Neither party knows if this counts as incest.

>>734923676
Roll because I enjoy having a big dick in me

>>734923691
Roll

>>734923676
>8000 bees
lost

>>734923598
His transgender nigger dog

>>734923691
ROLlllllllllllllllllOOOOOO

>>734923676
It's hip to fuck bees

>>734923719
reroll

>>734923801
MODS
>>734923691
Also roll

>>734923598
Gay gahndi

>>734923676
Beeees

>>734923691
ROLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO

>>734923676
Fuck give me bees

>>734923719
>>734923825
get that sweet bee honey

>>734923598
The Indian turns him into a trap qt

a bunch of male niggers appear with vaginas

>>734923691
Thats it, I use my magical dubs powers I know this is cheating, but fuck it.

he goes into a cave and has to fight a 7 foot trap with two gigantic dick swords

>>734923598
The most feminine penis

>>734923928
reroll

>>734923598
He rapes the Indian

>>734923676
BEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>734923928

>>734923977
winrars

>>734923598
The nigger native american makes dan crossdress, and he fucks him with his gigantic black cock whispering into is ear:

traps are gay

>>734923977
FUCK

>>734923598
A guy who only shouts AAAAAAAAAAA

>>734923598
Blepe

The native American turns into a female loli and Dan puts her in his van

>>734923977
winrar chicken dinrar

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>>734923977
Dan asks the injun' if traps are gay. The indian says something cryptic "The spirit of the buffalo has the answer you seek; there is not enough tp in my teepee; the bees will guide you; i am also an alcoholic". The indian then turns into another 40000 bees. Dan now has an army of 80000 bees. Dan ponders what the wise indian man meant and thinks about where he will go next.

>>734924488
each individual bee splits into another 40000 bees

>>734924488
Inside the asshole of a bee

>>734924580
Beeroll

>>734924488
All the bees decide to fuck Dan so that he will have an epiphany while fucking 8000 bees.

>>734924580
Beebee

>>734924488
Dan sings the song of combination bees. The 80000 bees combine and now Dan has an 15 year old human son

The bees form a female loli companion for Dan

>>734924488
He goes to iHOP, orders a pancake and fucks the pancake with his benis

>>734924488
He goes to reddit for the answers he seeks

>>734924580
I like bees

>>734924711
winrar. but that's a fucking gay winrar

>>734924672
Reroll

>>734924488
Dan is actually the bees the whole time

>>734924658
Rerolling for combo

>>734924711
Betition for these dubs to go towards
>>734924580

>>734924672
Rerollin

he finds the boss baby and then tries to rape to but comes to the revealation that the boss baby has a vagina

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>>734924711
Dan decides to go to an internet cafe to log onto reddit and ask his reddit pals if traps are gay. The barista walks over to dan with a pipin' hot cup of joe that he ordered.

>>734924580
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES TO SEEEEEEE

>>734925387
The piping hot joe is actually liquid bees

>>734925492
Fuck you last reroll

a car crashes through the cafe window as 4 traps covered in Mickey Mouse masks try to convince Dan to not continue his adventure.

>>734925387
The barista is actually a bee in disguise

>>734925387
The bees poke the barista's tits and dan furiously masturbates to what's happening. he ends up cumming ot the computer screen

>>734925387
Dan rapes the barista

The bees turn the coffee into a little girl companion

>>734925600
winrar

>>734925606
Plz

>>734925600
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WITH THESE BEES

>>734925387
but the eyes are supposed to be red, not black

>>734925657
bee up

>>734925606
If dubs he rapes the beerista

>>734925700
do it fuck the barstia

>>734925657
Bees are dying at an alrming rate, we're trying to save them

>>734925732
No the beerista
(She is a bee now)

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>>734925600
The barista removes her red ladies wig revealing that she was actually a giant queen bee. The giant bee tells dan that reddit is for faggots and that she will lead him to the great buffalo spirit who will tell Dan once and for all if traps are gay or not. Dan is amazed at how literal the wise indian's cryptic message was

>>734926062
Bee is a trap

>>734926062
DAn go's anD raPEs thE buffAlo

>>734926062
He orders his bee army to kill all redditors and fucks the queen bee

>>734926153
Beeerollll

>>734926166
WINnenR

>>734926166
Good winrar anon

>>734926062
The buffalo is actually a bee bull hybrid and tells Dan that traps are

>>734926292
NOT GAY

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>>734926166
"You're right" says Dan "reddit is for faggots". Dan commands his army of 80000 bees to kill all redditors on sight and then he goes to fuck the queen beenin her bummble bee butt. She's pretty cool about this, but reminds Dan that after he's done he still has a quest to get back to

>>734926857
It turns out the queen bee is actually a trap. Dan is too deep in the trap queen when he realizes this. He blasts his jelly inside the trap queen honey-slicked insides, which fills him with a desire to know once and for all whether traps are gay.

>>734926857
Confronts the buffalo who is actually an irish trap but says that traps are gay, and they fuck to dropkick murphys

>>734926857
Dan cums inside the bee, she. Gets pregnant with 40000 more bees

>>734926857
He gives the bee women a nice facial then blows her head off with a sawed off

>>734926988
WinArar

but can dan also fuck a spider

>>734926988
Gay winrar

dan realizes he is a mutant whose semen has beemen dna

dan bumps the thread with a bee

another one

buffalo sauce

i can't beelieve it

>>734926857
the bee queen has a half bee, half human baby, which dan also fucks. he continues fucking his subsequential offspring until he creates a human with bee wings

>>734926857
The buffalo is half bee and decides that traps are the gayest thing kek ever willed

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>>734926988
After going skeet skeet up the queen bee's ass, she flies dan to the location of the great buffalo spirit. Dan finally asks this spectral buffalo if traps are gay. The buffalo responds "o-corse there gay stupid, they have a dick don't they?" Finally after all this time we now know: traps are gay. Dan thanks the buffalo and is about to depart when the buffalo stops him. "Traps are gay, bit what's wrong with being gay?" Dan looks down to see that the buffalo has a trap qt feminine penis. Dan is arroused. The great buffalo spirit plays Dropkick Murphys on his record player and then they all have an orgy.

>im calling it here game over
Thanks all who participated, im ending it here before the thread reaches bump limit and is deleted. Good night.

>>734928396
Thanks op

>>734928396
what a happy ending

Kek has been with me tonight. I decided the last 4 events. Amazing

>>734928396
Night night op

>>734928396
Good job op

>>734928527
Fuck