Welcome to castle Dubselot. Dubs to enter. Trips you become

>>734914464
Can come in?

>>734914986
no but i'm in

>>734914986
Stay out, peasant

>>734914464
Don't mind me. Just a merchant looking to trade.

>>734915199
You have been granted entry noble merchant.

>>734915330
Thank you sir, would you like to have a look at my fine wares?

May I enter por favor?

Just a straw salesman, definitely not trying to overthrow the king here.

>>734915447
Guess they didn't buy it.

>>734915422
You may, Spaniard.

lemme in

>>734915847
Speak like a nobleman if you truly wish to enter.

>>734914464
14

>>734914464
92

>>734914464
Post will wnd with 23

01

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>>734914464
Check em cuz im a winner and muslims are losers

Thief

>>734916557
Thieves have no business in our castle. Be off!

>>734914464
86

73

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45

>>734914464
check em

I'm in

96

>>734914464
I'm just a mercenary looking for work

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>>734916977
Eh, good enough.

23

>>734914464
Eh?

49

>>734914464
FUCKING LET ME THE FUCK IN YOU CUNTS OR IMMA TREBUCHET THE FUCK OUTTA YOU WALLS!!!!!!

srips naked rubs dung all over chest and balls while screaming giberish
can i come in ?

734911234

>>734914464
It's castle dubs-a-lot

>>734917433
Of course. The stocks have been empty for a fortnight. We need someone to throw our rotting produce at. You seem perfect for the job good sir.

>>734914464
Fuck it

>>734915567
Gracias

>>734914464
noble here

I put my fate in God's hands.

88 get

The castle...

734918479

>>734914464
lemme in faggot

Pls let me in?

Easiest entrance of my life

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let me in you bitch whore

Hi. 75

Don't mind me just punching my ticket to enter.

734919775

98

I want in

>>734914464
HOL UP
"crusades"
SO LIEK
"rapes peasent woman"
U B SAYIN
"beats squire"
THAT
"fucks cousin"
WE
"wins a jousting tournament"
WUZ
"kills brothers"
MEDIEVAL NIGGAS
"lances peasant"
N SHIEEEET?

Foreign ambassador

I'm just here to rape whores in the back alley is that ok?

My number shall be 734920666

I'm in bitches

>>734920766
FUCK ME. Atleast I'm allowed in.

Lemme in niggers

734921021

734921444

>>734914464
hello.
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I want in faggets

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>>734914464

>What’s a mob to a king?
>What’s a king to a god?
>What’s a god to a non-believer?