>2017 >can't afford a rolex explain yourself pic

Stop spamming this stupid picture, go jack off or something.

Are you Archie Luxury?

>>734903919
I don't care what watch this is, it's really ugly..

>oh shit , you're fat
>"hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha, I'm not that guy in the picture. Look at all the indirect attention I got!"

>>734903919
next on the shopping list should be some knuckles, like wtf

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>>734904235
It's me you fucking imbecile

>>734904453
lol

>Almost got laid 2 times
>Almost

Once they saw your outdated analog watch they just couldn't let themselves be attracted to you any longer.

I mean personally I think wristwatches are antiquated and a waste of money when we have smartphones now with clocks right on the fucking screen that you don't even have to give a fuck when daylight savings happens

>>734904453

what hapen to your fingers

We're you stung by a bee, OP, or just born without any knuckles?

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Buy this and you won't need to show a watch and brag about all the pussy you get faggot

>>734903919
Cuz I got this, Mr. Fat hand

>>734904453
Your hand looks like the tip of a whales dick. Lose weight.

>>734906783
God dammit forgot picture

>>734903919
do you have it around your ankle? did a shark bite off part of your foot?

>>734906897
>still no picture

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>>734903919
Cuz I have this, Mr. Fat hand.

>>734903919
the lack of creativity on here is stunning

>>734903919
Now if only you could afford to lose some weight.

>>734907115
Bitch wrists?

>>734907115
Aaannd it flipped the pic, fuck.

Where are you fags giving me a hard time from yesterdays thread? Feeling jelly now aren't we ?

>>734907115
Check out anorexic hand over here

Your amputation surgery sucked, man

>>734907230
I'm the exact opposite of this guy.
I'm skinny, he's fat. he has a rolex submariner, I have a Seiko 5.

>>734903919
wow your hand is fat as shit bro

>>734907403
I got long ass arms
Here is my arm legnth compared to my knee

>>734907865
And I forgot the pic. Again

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>>734907403
I got long ass arms.
Here is my arm legnth compared to my knee

>>734903919
The 70s called
Its 2017 nowadays they wear smartwatch

>>734907403
Hands can't be anorectic.

>>734907996
Damn, I just realized how shitty that pic is.

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>>734908044
Too bad

>>734905969
exactly.

Smartwatches? Great....I need a fucking wearable that tells me what my phone can? Until I can make video calls on my wrist like dick tracey, smart watches are for faggots.

Nice mechanical watches work forever if well taken care of. Smartwatches will be obsolete in about 3-4 years.

>>734904453
Different skin tone. But you ARE a fat fuck, so you have THAT going for you.

>>734906772
Almost get*

>>734904453
I saw this and I client stop laughing.

>>734903919
I can't afford a Rolex but at least I can afford fingers

>>734903919
when your wrist is fatter and thicker in diameter than your hand
>you're morbidly obese OP
that fucking watch is screaming because it can barely fit. look how tight that clasp is. one cheeseburger away from it not even being wearable you disgusting pig

>>734908618
Seiko 5 snzf17 k1
Look it up.

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>>734903919
A lot of people can afford one. It's just they choose to spend their well earned money on less frivolous things. I wouldn't buy one if I was rich either. Also, you have fat hands.

>>734907996
Do you even know what a damn calf is? It's looks like the ancient one stole his knowledge and gift of the calf muscle from you.

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Now its my turn to take a shitty pic
It's 2017
Why don't you have a super $WAG VCR?

>>734903919
I bet jacking off requires almost no lube with the amount of sweat and grease your hand emits.

>>734909227
Yea... Now I have to deal with these legs.

>>734909273
Roast. Me.

>>734909412
You NEED to eat. You understand that right?
>>734903919
You on the other hand could take a few weeks off from the whole digesting thing.

>>734909273
I don't want to roast you for the same reason I didn't stomp on that BDSM pedophile. You'll like it to much.

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>>734903919
How bad is it that your pic comes up on google images as Pork leg

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>>734904098

>>734903919
What fat fucking meat claws!

I prefer my Tissot.

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>>734909601
My metabolism is too damn high

>>734903919
i-i almost got laid TWICE ...almost...jelly?

>>734903919
>Be fat fuck
>Buy $30 watch in China town
>LARP on an Indonesian cheese board

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fyi you cant access the 5th dimension wearing a timepiece.

>>734903919
>2017 wearing jewelry that serves no purpose

Bump. The roasting must continue.

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>>734903919
>2017
>That fucking wrist
>That fat ass hand
>Faggots

>>734903919
Be must have been here.

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>>734910833
And I forgot the pic. Here

Cancer bump

>>734904453
Looks like a leg stump

>>734911077
Nevermind

Looks like a fucking ham hock with a watch on. I could boil your fist for a few hours and make split pea soup out of the stock.

>>734903919
I don't knows what's more disturbing.

You're fat fucking ham hands, or your shaved fucking ham hands and arms.

>>734911530
Did you see this too?
>>734904453

>>734903919
what the fuck, instead of wasting your money on a stupid watch why not buy some vegetables and then consume them?

>>734903919

>2017
>spending that much on something nobody is going to notice unless you point it out to them like an obnoxious faggot

fucking jesus look at those lard arms

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>>734903919

Oh look, it's this faggot thread for the 25692384756th time this week

Actually kill yourself

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dont need a rolex, got the next best thing

>>734903919
So you have a Rolex. Big fucking deal.
>I almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch
You ALMOST got laid, but you didn't. If you do get laid, it will most likely be a pity fuck.

>>734903919
He's Italian. Everyone calls him no knuckles Nick.

>>734907996 woah Post more hand pics

>>734903919
I can just imagine you rubbing you gelatinous manboobs while saying "ooohhh their so jelly of my Rolex. Ladies love me. I'm gonna get so much ass." as you sit at your computer. Better stop before yor mom walks in, Cartman

almost get laid for 2 times?
almost?
and only two times?
huh pity you

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>>734903919
Fuck off faggot

>>734913408
Invuctas are dog shit anon

>>734903919
"Explain yourself" Okay, you cunt. You want to know why? Here's why

>Head Chef at Wendy's
>42
>$8.75/hr

It's enough to keep the lights in my house on not, to tell time through a faggot fucking wrist watch.

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>shit tier thread
>shit tier bait

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>>734906877
ahahaha top kek

>>734903919
2 times 0 still zero

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>>734903919

look at that fas ass wrist and formless hand

lmao what a winner

>>734915078
I've never seen a real rolex before, but i'm pretty sure the one on the left is fake because it looks like shit. Wouldn't even buy it for 10$.

Doesn't everyone tell the time off their phone?

>>734903919
>brags about rolex
>gets one that looks like any other generic watch
At least get a fancy looking one faggot

>>734915345
Then you're a dumbass. The one on the left is a submariner and the one on the right is a datejust. Look it up faggot

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>>734903919
Lmao

>>734915426
The submariner is the watch that everyone copies anon. It's the standard in dive watches

>>734915381
Yes, except for Mr. Fatty McMantits

>>734903919
Thats not a Rolex, that's a belt, a clock, and a glandular problem

>>734915549

bready good

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Nah man I only have a vastly superior thing called a phone. All it does is the one thing that useless hunk of metal does and a million others.

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get on my level americucks

im not some nigger pimp why would i wear shit thatll get me mugged

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>2017
>using obsolete concepts to track time
>pretending to be higher level than other people with a chunk of metal you find at any sporting goods store for $15
>OP is a faggot

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>>734903919
Because I've got better things to spend money on than an overpriced archaic machine that -despite its costs- is actually worse at keeping time when compared to digital equivalent. They have really been fucking pointless when you can get a phone, not a smart phone, any phone that geriatric motherfuckers can use and get a near perfect way of telling time that I don't have to fucking wind up to make sure it works properly.

>>734914293
Anorexic time

>>734915345
Rolex just for the brand. The clocks are hardly any different from other brands in terms of the actual clock

>>734903919
It looks like you have a fleshlight for a hand there cubberino. Is that what almost laid you twice?

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>>734914293
Forgot pic.
Anorexic time.

>>734915866
That looks terrible. I bet you wear a fedora with it too

>>734916723
My phone seriously flipped it upside down. WTF

>>734907115
You put it on the wrong hand dummy... a wrist go on the left one

>>734916916
Who cares.

>>734903919
Shit bait bread, OP is a homosexual, do not engage, etc etc.

>>734909273
ROAST. ME.

Emphasis on "Almost"
Also OP is a fat jew

>>734903919
at least I have fingers.

Why did everyone stop typing suddenly?

>>734913408
Nice Amazon watch.

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Op makes me cry

>>734903919
Is that a leg stump?

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Send me bitcoin then i'll buy rolex

>>734907115
seiko is the shit

>>734915549
kek

>>734918750
It dosent translate well in text.
Do you mean you like Seiko?

>>734909273
ROAST......... ME.........

>>734903919
>almost

This thread again. Guess it's time to poop

>>734915866
Wow, that's so shitty.
I hate you already.

Again with the faggot jelly. Every day the ham fist and the faggot jelly.

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Now its my turn to take a shitty pic
It's 2017
Why don't you have a super $WAG VCR?

ROAST... ME...

>>734907115
Nice sumo

>>734913408
Garbage watch. You want a nice sub homage, try steinhart

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>>734903919
>almost

>>734915866
Nice fossil. Did you get that at wal mart?

>>734903919
>ITS THE CURRENT FUCKING YEAR WHY DONT YOU HAVE X

>Owning a watch in 2017

Only fucking retarded fashionfags think watches are useful anymore.

>You spent thousands on something only really worth $10.

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>>734909273
>>734920705
God damn dude, I get it you are a faggot but you don't got to keeping posting about how much you love the cock.

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Nigger it is 2017, no one needs a time piece, you have a goddamn smartphone. Jesus Christ Superstar.

>>734921850
Yes I do

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>>734921850

>>734922704
Why does my phone keep flipping the pic!?

>>734915525
The Inge in the right is an explorer, there's not even a date for it to be a datejust

>>734915866
literally the tackiest garbage watch i've ever seen kys fam

>>734923199
The one on the right*

>>734916479
watches look cool my guy

>>734912786
But how can he post this thread so many time in such a short amount of time, we are the first day of the week faggot

Your a fat lard lol

>>734903919
I just don't want to buy a piece of shit if I already have a piece of shit in my pocket.