/b/ have you ever fucked a co worker before? > Me and my

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The other co worker

>>734894843
Shirt says Texas..and she doesn't know how to ride. Gtfo
Also no shit the bitches talk

>>734894939
>>734894843
How'd you convince her

>>734895089
its Texas Roadhouse, a steak restaurant

>Worked at gas station during High School
>Was manager throughout first four years of college
>Gas Stations do not hire the best people
>Lots of uneducated white cunts work in gas stations
>They would do dumb shit that would require me to fire them or write them up
>Almost all of them would suck dick for hours or to keep from being written up/fired

Thank god condoms were a store write off because we stocked them in the vending machine in the back.

>>734895089
> Shirt says Texas..and she doesn't know how to ride. Gtfo

Texas Roadhouse is a steak house with locations all over the country.

>>734895625
>condoms
>for blowjobs

>>734894843
any face pics?

that ass looks real good

>>734894843
got any more pics?

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>>734894843

I fucked a coworker recently.

>get invited to a birthday gathering
>nothing but coworkers and friends of
>everyone starts pre-drinking before the club
>one of my coworkers there is a cute thicc latina with a phat ass
>get to the club, most people in group are pretty drunk
>me and latina coworker get close and talk, start dancing
>grinds on me all night
>later when everyone is heading home, I offer to smoke her out in exchange for a ride home
>get back to my place, light a bowl and make some small talk
>lay down a compliment, she reciprocates and says I'm cute
>start making out
>fucked her for an hour as her roommate kept calling her freaking out
>she leaves at 3 in the morning after I nut

6.5/10, would fuck again.

>>734894843

Story OP.

>>734895220

I flirted with her when she got hired. Started smoking her out for a few weeks, we hit the bar after work, and I offered to drive her home, started making out in my truck and yea... I fucked her.

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>>734895943
>>734895874

No face pics

>>734894939
Any more ass in jeans?

>>734896685
>yeah my dudes we like made out and like totally made sex too!!! fu*king cool but she didn't know how to ride...

>>734895729
>wanting STIs this badly

>>734894843
never fucked a coworker
but i'm about to fuck a coworker's girlfriend
probably this week or next week, I'm a little busy at the moment

>>734894843
>but I'm sure these girls talk
this is why you gotta be careful, because you are limiting your chances if you ever wanna get with any of the others, so choose wisely

>>734896951

She didn't the only way I came was from fucking her doggystyle

>>734896451
>later when everyone is heading home, I offer to smoke her out in exchange for a ride home

Get a car you lazy fuck

>>734897213
was she your first or something? are you really surprised that women don't know best ways to make you N U T T especially if you bang them for first time. if you can't cum from riding, it doesn't mean she is bad at it.

>>734897266

I have a car, I tagged along with a friend with the intention of getting drunk enough to the point where I'd never consider driving.

It was an obvious suggestion to get some pussy tbh.

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>>734894843
YES I HAVE BUT IN THE LONG RUN ITS A REALLY BAD IDEA DONT DO IT

TOTALLY NOT WORTH IT

EVER

>>734897266
>driving is lazy af
>he got fucked cause he don't have a car
wtf you on about nigga?

>>734897847
This so much

>>734894843
Nope, but wanted to. Didn't because of shyness, didn't feel any of them having interest on me, and the fact that fucking with a co-worker can be a bad idea.

>worked shit job
>most co-workers were high school girls
>they were cute as hell but most were lazy as fuck and I hated them more than I found them attractive
>one I got along with had a friend who got her first job there
>never worked a day in her life
>she's nervous as hell about screwing things up
>I've been there long enough to know wtf I'm doing, happily train her
>dissuade all doubt and fears she has while I train her, she loves me
>she clings to me all the time, well after she learns to work independently
>every so often we bump into each other, she presses her little B cups into my arm/back
>try not to do anything
>one day she's yelling on her phone
>we're doing inventory in the backroom together
>hangs up furious, crying
>ask her what's wrong
>faggot-ass boyfriend cheated on her with some triflin whore
"I was going to give it to him this weekend too."

"give him what?" I asked, like an idiot.

>she looked at me like the idiot I was, laughed, and said "my virginity, duh."

>I was honestly too distracted when I said it, so I laughed it off.
"whoever this bitch ex of yours is, that's something that he'll regret for the rest of his loser life."
>she hugs me tightly, tells me she feels better.
>I hug her back, brush her hair and hold her head- manly shit you know
>she looks around with this look on her face that I should have known meant she was up to something
>she closes the door
"let me do something I've wanted to do for a while now."
>hugs me again, and kisses me
>I kiss back, immediately fucking hard
>she grabs my dick, unzips, and kneels down and sucks my cock in the back room until I exploded inside her mouth
>she swallowed every single drop of my cum, and smiled.
"that was unexpected, but holy shit that was amazing!" I said
"you're so nice to me, I kind of developed a huge crush on you."
>I gave her a kiss, and she took a soda off the shelves to get the taste of my cock out of her mouth
>we got together that weekend. Took her virginity.

>>734894843
Jesus, what an ass! More pics??

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>>734899169
>my ninja

>>734895625
Who the fuck actually puts a condom on for head?

>>734899910
someone gettin with gas station sluts
>get brains fam

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>>734894843
Whats a labia?

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>>734896963
Not having sex for the actual purpose procreation, all other sex is just a jew scam to reduce Caucasian birthrates.

>>734894939
>>734896783
These asses look familiar to me

>>734900558
Dont forget (((they ))) use porn to have you spill your stemcells and die faster so they dont have to pay out pension to you.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/03/100318-men-sperm-1500-stem-cells-second-male-birth-control/

>>734899169
Greentext on you taking her v card?

>>734900918
>>734900558
get the fuck back to /pol/ you autistic animals. Who let you the fuck out of your cage?

>>734901175
I don't know that it's any good, I'll try.

I will say that she totally told her friend about me. I enjoyed a good co-worker friendship with her for 3 years. She was okay with it though. She said I was good for her friend- gave her confidence and I was way better than the greasy rat she was dating.

>>734894843
I fingerbanged my assistant once, and sucked on her titties. she jerked me off a little, but we never fucked.

>>734894843
>be me senior sales at best blows
>girl in my dept. 8/10, and smart too
>one day make the comment, "good looking AND brains".
>"She won't be here long"
>she gets wind of it, starts flirting with me ever since
>One day, I'm looking up some product.
>she leans over to read the screen,
>her tit resting on the back of my hand
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>I turn my hand over, cup her breast,
>feel the weight, the softness,
>she glances at me, smiles, goes back to reading.
>About 3 weeks later, we're both in the inventory room
>probably the most video covered room in the place.
>I climb up and get a box, hand it to her, she puts it down
>I jump down, land right in front of her.
>next thing I know - we're kissing
>things get hot and heavy real quick.
>I think about my career
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>She leads me further towards the back
>We fuck hard for about 20 minutes
Two days later, we were both fired.
Last I knew, she became some married yuppie executive's personal secretary.

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>>734901223
What are you talking about? dont you know about the jews. fuck you are ignorant.

>>734901852
what does this have to do with casual work sex stories?

>>734901624
Your Best Buy career?

>>734894843
Pretty much every woman I've fucked has been a co worker due to my otherwise lacking social skills.

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>>734901920
nothing.

>>734900918
That article doesn't say that at all, if anything it says not nutting increases risk of cancer

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>>734902219
>thx for tl;dr
>time to get to work

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>>734901175
ok so when I took her virginity:
>never taken a woman's virginity before
>all I knew was there will be blood
>got some towels ready by the bed
>clean bed, clean room, made everything nice for her.
>picked her up after buying some wine
>I was a little nervous myself, but thought it might help ease her nerves
>wine worked great
>we spent a long time kissing, slowly undressing
>she's wearing some sexy panties- white, lacy, matching bra- it was perfect, she looked so cute and perfect
>she sucked my cock some more, she enjoyed it more than any other woman I've ever been with
>came in her mouth again, she swallowed again
>made her comfortable, kissing all over her body and working my way towards her pussy
>eventually got to her pussy after teasing the fuck out of her
>tried to be gentle, but she grabbed me by the hair and shoved my face into her perfectly shaven pussy (I told her I liked bush, but she wanted to be perfect she said)
>ate her out like gif related
>she left a bruise on my back/shoulders from kicking her feet so hard, orgasming fiercely
>we're both ready and adequately lubed
>she looks so fucking cute- she was like 5'3 and I'm a stocky hairy giant compared to her.
>pull her to the edge of the bed, pillow under her head, standing between her legs.
>give her a slow kiss, and slowly work my cock inside her.
>it's tough, but I have to keep pushing.
>I feel her bleeding, give it one more push
>balls deep, she gasps, I grab her hand and hold it while she endures the pain
>wait it out a while, feeling her blood on my cock was insanely arousing for some reason (not really an edgelord type but the sensation was unreal)
>start moving, she's dealing very well
>still holding her hand, other hand plays with her tits, occasionally getting my thumb wet with her saliva to rub on her nipples
>steady rhythm building
>she's loving this, her pain subsides
>grab her hips, thrust a little harder, faster
>feel her thrusting her hips into mine
>about to cum
TBC

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>>734895526
>>734895649